When Feng Wuli was afraid of thunder when he was a child, he would come over to sleep with Wang Xilou at night. In the sweltering summer, Wang Xilou would use a fan to keep him cool. When a sudden roar of thunder scared him awake, she would say to him: "Grandpa Tiangong" Walk slower, don't scare my disciple.
"Why is it thundering? I have to tell Grandpa Tiangong to walk slower." At that time, Xiaofeng Wuli was at the age of a curious baby who wanted to ask why everything happened.
"My dear master, I'll tell you right away." She stretched out her face and pushed Feng Wuli away with her big face.
"..."
"No kiss?" She sounded threatening.
"I'm already in the senior class and will be in first grade next year!"
"Really no kiss?"
Xiaofeng irrationally tried to reason with her: "The teacher said that girls can't be kissed by others casually!"
"Are you and Master someone else?" She had an expression on her face that said, "If you dare to say that Master is someone else, your butt will bloom again tonight."
"I don't want to kiss you! The teacher said that only people you like can kiss you."
"You don't like Master? Master is so sad."
"No, no, I like Wang Xilou."
"That's okay then."
Xiaofeng looked confused.
Wang Xilou just blew some rumors casually, saying, you don't want to marry your wife in the future, so don't marry the master. Then you can marry the master in the future. Why are you so red in the face? Are you kidding me? Do you really want to marry your master when you grow up? You are quite courageous at such a young age! But if you really want Master to be your wife, Master won’t be able to consider it... blah blah blah.
Finally, forced by his lust, Feng Wuli printed a mark on her face, swearing in his heart that when he grew up, he would definitely bully her back!
She smiled and said, "That's because Grandpa Heaven is walking in the sky. Sometimes he is in a hurry and walks too fast. If his footsteps are loud, there will be a booming sound, and then thunder will form. His clothes The wind picked up, and the sweat on his body turned into rain. When we heard thunder, we knew he was running too fast again, so we told him to walk slower, and he slowed down and there was no thunder."
"So this is how rain is formed. Wang Xilou, you are so awesome, you know all this!"
That was when Wang Xilou was at his most glorious.
Perhaps it was the power he admired when he was a child, but Feng Wuli believed in it until he was in the fifth or sixth grade. It was not until later that he learned that rain occurs because water vapor condenses when it encounters cold and forms rain.
Wang Xilou is purely a feudal superstition.
How dare she teach herself like that! How dare she? !
In fact, when one reaches a certain level of spiritual practice, one can control the wind and rain. However, Wang Xilou’s words are also recorded in written records, but the record does not mean that God walked too fast and caused a heavy rain.
The "Shen Yi Jing" of the Eastern Jin Dynasty says: There is a big stone room in the east barren mountain, where the prince of the east lives, and he often throws a pot with a jade girl. Thousands of arrows are thrown each time. If someone can't get in and out, God will treat him with a smile; if the arrow comes out and fails to catch, God will laugh at him.
Here it is said that Prince Dong likes to throw pots with a beautiful girl, and God will laugh when he sees him throwing pots. However, "Zhuangzi" records: "The jade girl throws the pot, and the sky laughs and the electricity is generated."
So if we have to give a superstitious explanation, it is not the God of Heaven who walks that causes thunder and rainstorms, but the Duke of East who throws a pot, which causes the Heaven to laugh.
What makes people sigh is that Dongwanggong is the head of the immortals. When the sky laughs at him, it will be electrified, and when the sky is sad, it will rain. Heaven is the audience, and immortals are just actors who smile at the sky.
June 28, heavy rain
"Damn it, it's raining so hard!" Po Nu walked on his big white legs and wore a jacket over his swimsuit. He went to a shelter from the rain. The rain started to fall at once and he started running quickly.
Chifu followed closely and frowned: "No swearing."
"Just say it, just say it!"
Feng Wuli held Wanwan with one hand and grabbed the black cat with the other and ran.
Aunt Wang ran a hundred meters and was out of breath. It was not just a matter of one night or two for her to become weak. Feng Wuli had already experienced this.
I took them to find a specialty noodle shop.
Wang Xilou was worthy of meeting a beautiful girl once in eight hundred years. Many people looked over secretly, and when the demon transformed into Schwarzenegger's body glanced at her, they all withdrew their gaze.
I went to sit in a deserted corner.
"How could it suddenly rain so heavily!" Po Nu had a lot of sand on his feet. After sitting down, he raised one foot regardless of his appearance and patted the tender pig's trotters with his hand.
Fortunately, there was no one in this corner.
"We are still clean!"
"Wanwan is also clean."
"You two, keep your voices down." Wang Xilou brushed the hair sticking to his cheeks.
Feng Wuli took out three big towels and put them on Wang Xilou and the others respectively, and wiped Wang Xilou's hair. After wiping one, he couldn't favor one and wiped the other two twice.
Going from one girlfriend to three doesn't seem to be a good thing, it's really annoying.
The monster asked in a rough voice: "My hair is a little wet too."
A towel was thrown to her.
The demon looked at the towel in his hand and continued his mental attack: "Why did you wipe them three times but not me?" She reminded that there was another girlfriend here.
Feng Wuli pondered for two seconds and asked: "...can I make you happy by torturing me like this?"
"Okay." She said honestly.
"..." Feng Wuli frowned: "Why haven't you returned to the shadows yet?"
The demon was about to say something else, but suddenly he frowned: "There's something wrong with the rain."
As soon as she finished speaking, the voice of classmate Ponu who was complaining about the weather suddenly disappeared.
A wooden hairpin fell to the ground and rolled to the side with a splat.
She returned to her original form of shadow attachment.
Several people were stunned. Fortunately, this was a corner and no one saw what had just happened.
Feng Wuli quickly picked her up, felt it carefully, and said, "She has exhausted her spiritual power."
"Why do you suddenly say it's exhausted when it's exhausted?" Wang Xilou looked confused.
The demon said in a deep voice: "That rain is not an ordinary rain, it will dissipate spiritual power. My spiritual power is also being consumed rapidly now. Ponu has little spiritual power to begin with, and she didn't notice it herself."
Chifu frowned at this time: "My spiritual power is not enough anymore." He said and looked at Feng Wuli.
Feng Wuli had a lot of spiritual power and could detect very subtle things. When she said this, he noticed the problem carefully. Wanwan and Ye Ji were both held in his arms just now, so they were not exposed to the rain, but there was a little wind. Wan also said that a small amount of her spiritual power was consumed.
Ye Ji also argued that she was the same, and she had to get others to agree with her. Feng Wuli said that the big monster would not be affected, so she just sighed and said, "I didn't say anything just now."
Chief Wang Xilou hissed: "Why don't I seem to feel it?"
Feng Wuli and Zhenji looked at each other and ignored her.
Wang Xilou was immediately dissatisfied: "What do you mean, you two, what do you mean!"
Where does Aunt Wang have any spiritual power in her body now?
However, she has now changed her power source and can function normally without spiritual power.
He took Chifu and Demon to a corner where no one was paying attention, and let them return to his shadow to rest. Then he took Ponu's hairpin, wiped the sand on it with great care, and put it back into the shadow.
There was a thunderstorm outside, and the wind was howling.
Wanwan sat obediently on the plastic stool, and Yeji lay on her lap. The waiter brought them a bowl of shrimp noodles, and she said thank you sweetly.
"Where is Wang Xilou?" Feng Wuli asked doubtfully.
"Wang Xilou just left... then, he's back."
I saw Wang Xilou just coming back from outside, his pretty face now very gloomy.
She, the dignified Wang Xilou, was insulted by the rain!
(End of chapter)
