As expected, Chichifu came last.
As the second of the three evil forces in the family, Po Nu and Ye Ji pointed at her and mocked her for being the last one.
Especially a certain black cat who was so disdainful that he kept emphasizing that he was number one.
Chifu ignored anyone with a dark face.
"..."
boring!
She was out of breath from running and didn't want to speak.
Feng Wuli went to rent a sun umbrella and carried it on his shoulders. The boss also gave them two matching deck chairs and a piece of cloth, and said that they would also receive a fruit basket after applying for the card.
When she heard about applying for a card, Wang Xilou's DNA moved, her eyes narrowed, and when her apprentice wasn't paying attention, she took out her old and worn Hello Kitty wallet and asked.
Still, he was dragged back by Feng Wuli.
He found an empty seat, opened the sun umbrella, put down two deck chairs, and said to the group of people:
"The base camp is here. You can play around here. You can swim in the sea. If you want to eat, you can go to the Internet celebrity shops and snack streets in the back to buy it. If you don't have enough money, come and tell me."
"We want to eat cat food."
Feng Wuli changed the subject and looked at someone: "You are not allowed to swim to the sea more than ten miles away, let alone fish for small creatures in the water, especially Ponu, do you hear that?"
"Yes, Teacher Feng Wuli!" Po Nu saluted him.
The posture is anything but standard.
"Hmm... Master Feng Wuli."
"Yes! Master Feng Wuli!" She was obedient.
Feng Wuli frowned, and suddenly realized that looking at Wang Xilou's face calling him master, he felt inexplicably inspired, and he motioned for her to shout a few more times, and then received a tap on the back of her head.
Wang Xilou knew that this apprentice was very capable, so he became more and more willing to beat him, and he almost staggered with one slap.
Even after being beaten, he remained calm and composed, as if it didn't matter at all. He tugged on Po Nunen's face to cover up his embarrassment, and said to the people and monsters in front of him, "Are there any questions?"
"Ask a question!" Po Nu raised his hand high.
"Student Ponu, what do you have to say?"
"I'm not very good at swimming. Teacher Feng Wuli, can you teach me?" She stared at Feng Wuli with watery eyes, and said with pink bubbles in her tone: "The kind that you teach yourself."
"Agreed." Before Po Nu could be happy, Feng Wuli said: "Wait a minute and do eight hundred sets of frog kicks on the shore. I will supervise you to finish."
She immediately crossed her face.
"Do you understand?"
"Master Feng Wuli, I remembered that I suddenly knew how to swim." The goblin saluted again.
The posture was not standard at all, and Feng Wuli planned to teach her some standard postures when he had time in the future.
"Okay, dismissal, I'm going to buy some drinks and fruit."
"We want to eat cat food! We must eat cat food!"
No one paid any attention to her.
If she doesn’t eat at home, where is the cat food for her? She is really speechless.
The sun is scorching, the sea breeze is messy, and the sound of men and women playing on the beach and offshore is overflowing. The vast sea surface is like a huge curtain, rising and falling slowly and continuously. When it rises and falls, sometimes the light angle is just right, reflecting a blinding light. There are many people here. The offshore area is like dumplings soaked in water.
The waves rushing up to the beach are like the bubble water overflowing when a girl lies in the bathtub. They keep rolling on the beach and rolling out far and wide. The sound of the waves is like the sound of the summer wind sweeping through the bamboo forest. After spreading to the limit, the tide receded as if it was being sucked away, leaving only the disappearing white foam and a piece of dark sand, which became lighter visible to the naked eye, but was soon soaked again by the next wave.
There are many restrooms on the beach where people can change clothes and rinse themselves with sea water.
Among the few people wearing swimsuits, Ponu and Chifu were the only ones. Wang Xilou also had one, but she said she didn't have the face to dress like this, it was so ugly.
Chifu wears a black one-piece swimsuit, which is tightly wrapped. Only her face, hands and feet are exposed. The swimsuit has no beauty at all. Wang Xilou, who is in the 14th Five-Year Plan, is already exposed...well, a lot of hair is exposed... , As expected of you, but your figure is still a little girlish, with two ponytails hanging down to your shoulders, a very cute image of the leader of the family, but unfortunately you always have a straight face, looking like you hate everyone.
But the stern-faced Chichifu is already very cute, and it would be a foul if he gets any more cute.
Po Nu originally chose an orange bikini that was tied with a string, and thought about asking her apprentice to tie it on for her. However, Wang Xilou took away the bikini before it came out, and she was not allowed to wear it like this in front of her face. She had no choice but to put on the white one-piece swimsuit from the beginning. The white swimsuit and her delicate skin shone in the sun, making her look like a female seductress.
Farther out on the sea there are those driving sea motorcycles, flying around in a buzzing manner.
Ponu and Chifu, one big and one small, stared blankly at the people driving motorcycles on the sea.
Po Nu scratched his head: "It looks like fun."
"What is that thing? How can it still be driven on the sea?" Chifugi is a little country bumpkin who has never seen the world.
"I want to play too, but it looks so expensive."
"Our family doesn't have that much money."
"Too."
The two stared at each other eagerly for a while, then rushed into the sea and became part of the dumpling-making army.
Feng Wuli on the beach asked: "Don't you go swimming?" The two of them lay on the deck chairs and hid under the sun umbrella.
Wang Xilou did not wear a swimsuit, but wore a white vest and denim shorts. After kicking off his slippers, he lay on the lounge chair and stretched his legs. There was a lot of sand on his white feet. Feng Wuli wanted to go over there just looking at it. It gave her the urge to rub all the sand off her feet, including between her toes, like the feeling of cleaning pig's trotters.
"What's there to do?"
"It would be boring to come to the beach and not swim."
Wang Xilou was about to say why he had to go swimming, but then he thought that the concept of "going to the beach" was very trendy. In the past hundred years, there was no such thing as coming to the beach specifically to play. These are the things of young people. She always accepts a slow beat.
Beautiful people don't mind when others say they are ugly. What really care is people who are not good-looking in the first place. Wang Xilou knows that she is a very boring woman, so she is afraid that Feng Wuli will say that she is boring and boring. , she would be at a loss, but damn she didn't know how to make herself interesting.
She can't understand the games he plays, she can't understand the electronic products he plays with, and she can still swim. Now that he says she can't bear to wear a swimsuit, she seems to be really boring. She is even worried that she is so old. Will Tu not be worthy of him?
After a long time, she retorted: "Don't say that Master is boring." But her tone was a bit weak.
Feng Wuli glanced at her in surprise, wondering what the little zombie was doing and why his tone was so weird.
His mind was not delicate enough, and naturally he could not detect the cause and effect: "When did I say that you are tired of it?"
"I just said it."
"Have it?"
"Yes!" She was very sure, her tone a little aggrieved.
What kind of temper is this?
Feng Wuli scratched his head, thought about it seriously, and began to sing:
"Wang Xilou is the most lovely, considerate, gentle and virtuous woman in the world. Her cooking skills surpass those of five-star chefs, and she sings better than big stars. It's so fun to play with Wang Xilou. You will never feel bored. , Wang Xilou is the best, I will always like Wang Xilou."
"Oh! What are you talking about?" It was obvious that she was very happy.
"Wang Xilou is the best! I will always like Wang Xilou!" He shouted loudly, and many people looked over, then looked at the young couple and smiled before looking away.
"I know, I know, don't say it." She laughed so hard that she couldn't even see her eyes.
Feng Wuli also smiled and suddenly asked:
"Do you want to put on sunscreen?"
"Eh?" Wang Xilou was stunned.
Feng Wuli quietly took out a bottle of sunscreen from the shadow, "What should I do if I get tanned? Apply some sunscreen."
It was almost impossible for Wang Xilou to refuse, so this guy came over with the bottle of sunscreen, and said condescendingly that he would come and apply it on her, and also provide massage services, which Wang Xilou was very happy with.
Mainly spiritual satisfaction.
She hissed and used her supreme wisdom to feel something was wrong: "You kid, how can you be so sensible and filial to Master if you have nothing to do?"
"I treat you well and you still speculate about me like this. Wang Xilou, you are not a human being!"
"Humph!" She wasn't originally.
"Okay, it's your turn." He suddenly let go.
Only then did she understand what this boy was up to.
The young apprentice only enjoyed this rare service for a few minutes.
She chuckled and asked him to come over.
The sea breeze blew on her face, and the woman's soft, cool fingers pressed on her body. The soft and gentle touch made people miss her. Feng Wuli massaged her carelessly for five minutes, and Wang Xilou rubbed his shoulders and back for more than half an hour.
"Master is thin-skinned and doesn't dare to shout out like you, so please forgive me for whispering." She came close to the little apprentice's face, blowing on his ears as she spoke and breathed:
"I will always like Feng Wuli."
