The next day, at noon, Wanwan's elementary school was not on vacation yet, so Ye Ji went to the park to play with her younger brothers.
Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou gathered around the computer nervously.
"Why haven't you come out yet?"
"The public account network is a bit stuck, and the computer is also stuck...it has crashed."
"Didn't you say you can still make phone calls?"
"With hundreds of thousands of people, the smart customer service will probably collapse."
Wang Xilou frowned. She was usually a very patient person, but now she had no patience at all. She was like a little girl waiting for her lover in her boudoir. She asked the maid over and over again if she had arrived, and why she hadn't arrived yet. For how long, Feng Wuli had to calm her down in addition to refreshing the interface over and over again.
Feng Wuli wasn't nervous at first. He knew the score to some extent. At that time, the results of each evaluation were almost the same, but he couldn't stand Wang Xilou's whispering in his ear early in the morning.
They made me nervous.
I should have written my name at that time... Hiss, I'm not sure. He looked at Youhuang: "Youhuang, did I write my name on every test paper at that time?"
Youhuang nodded to Feng Wuli, and several people secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
After a while, he asked again: "Have you filled out the answer sheet for the multiple-choice questions at the end?"
Everyone looked at Youhuang again, and Youhuang nodded again.
After asking several questions in a row, Feng Wuli calmed down again. Youhuang squatted next to him and waited with them, and he grabbed Youhuang's hand and played with it on his lap.
Suddenly Wang Xilou stood up again, "No, Master, go and burn incense."
"What kind of incense are you wearing?" Feng Wuli looked confused.
"Place a stick of incense for Wenquxing, isn't this the case all the time!" She quickly went to get a handful of incense, and Feng Feng Huohuo wanted to put incense and pray for blessings.
Feng Wuli squeezed Youhuang's hand and played with it, sometimes grabbing one of her fingers to bend and straighten it, sometimes putting his palms together to compare their sizes, and gently clasping his fingers together to play with them. These small movements on his hands were actually... Relieving the slightest tension in his heart, he watched Wang Xilou hurriedly taking out the incense burner to burn incense, and was speechless: "If you want to burn incense, you should do it during the exam..."
"Who said master didn't burn incense when you went to take the exam?"
It seems to be the case. When he went out that day, for the first time, she didn't know who to offer incense to. This person finished offering incense, wore a cheongsam, turned on the battery, and sent him to school. She said that everything was off to a good start. She prepared sausages and two eggs for him for breakfast, and then prepared some for him. A pair of purple underwear, saying that if you wear purple underwear, you will win, and if the master wears red at home, he will be lucky. He also gave him a talisman that he had to go to the Confucian Temple to ask for. He said that he had waited in line for three hours to ask for it. After a while, he hinted in a subtle way that if If you really don't know how to do it, let the demon secretly look at others.
This old lady was more than a hundred times more nervous than him. In her eyes, she might have really taken part in the imperial examination.
Po Nu also wants to offer incense.
She handed a few over: "Come on, come on, the incense bought from this Confucian Temple is very effective." You are the one who sells this. Don't you know whether this thing is effective or not?
"Really, give me a few more sticks..." Po Nu, who had always been scheming, seemed to be lacking in intelligence at this time.
The two of them held the incense together and muttered something in a low voice.
Chifugi frowned and stood up. She stood up and said she was going to drink water. After drinking the water, she said that if you all lit up the incense, I would also light up the incense. She looked like it was just a matter of convenience.
Then there were three people standing in a row holding incense, mumbling some prayers that Feng Wuli couldn't understand.
Feng Wuli looked at their backs, feeling helpless.
Three living treasures.
It seems that Youhuang also wants to offer incense...
"It's been refreshed." He clicked refresh once and got in.
Without waiting for the three people over there to ask, he told the score: "The total score is 681, and the provincial ranking is 308."
quiet--
"hiss--"
Wang Xilou took a breath of cold air and did not show any other emotions, but secretly looked at Qifeng Wuli.
She has been anxious about her results, but her first reaction after the results came out was actually confusion, because she didn't know exactly how many points she would need to take and how many names she would take. She could only draw conclusions from the expression on her apprentice's face. If he saw the results If he is happy afterward, then she can sing and dance with him. If he is sad when he sees the results, then she will start kissing and hugging him to comfort him.
But now that Feng Wuli was very peaceful, she was a little at a loss.
What did you pass in the exam? This is it?
The same goes for Ponu and Chifu on the side.
The three of them looked at each other.
Wang Xilou asked in a low voice: "Did you fail the test or did you pass the test?"
Po Nu frowned: "You must have done well in the exam, with more than 600 points, so many points." She simply felt that the number of more than 600 was very high.
Chifu was not sure. He glanced at Feng Wuli secretly and whispered: "But he doesn't seem to be particularly excited. Those poor scholars at that time were as crazy as we were."
Wang Xilou nodded and muttered: "And there are more than 300 people, so I feel like we are quite far behind."
The three of them were a little uncertain and didn't dare to say anything. What if they expressed their feelings wrongly.
Feng Wuli watched the three of them whispering to each other for a long time, with a puzzled look on his face: "What are you three talking about?"
Wang Xilou elbowed Po Nu.
Po Nu betrayed him directly and pointed at the person next door: "Wang Xilou said he didn't know whether you did well or not in the exam. He didn't know whether to celebrate or comfort you now."
"What are you talking about! Nonsense!" Wang Xilou refused to admit it.
Feng Wuli smiled softly, it turned out to be this.
"I must have done well in the exam. I should be able to go to other schools except Qingbei, but I don't plan to go to Qingbei."
He laughed for three people before he breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that he really did well in the exam.
Wang Xilou looked annoyed: "Then why didn't you respond at all? It's so strange. Master almost thought you failed the exam!"
"My estimate is about the same. How should I react?" Feng Wuli thought they were weird, but he was happy inside.
Wang Xilou was speechless for a moment.
Thinking about how her apprentice seems to have such a personality, acting like a boring gourd all day long, you can't expect to see him laughing and crying loudly.
His emotional range is very narrow and he will not be overjoyed or sad.
But now there is no need to perform dramas of cheering and crying with joy. There is no need to laugh loudly and cry loudly. It is also good to be safe and calm.
"Ah, I raised a college student." She said with a chuckle, feeling extremely relaxed.
"Let's move to that new house in the city during the summer vacation. It's just finished with a sofa and a coffee table. The campus for the major I want to study is also there. It only takes ten minutes by bicycle."
Ponu raised his hands in approval, Chifu did not express his opinion, and Wang Xilou was stunned and a little at a loss.
But they have to move sooner or later. Many people in the old street have already moved to demolished houses. There are always not enough people to play mahjong. Every time the mahjong table is said, why is so and so not coming? Her? She and her family have already moved to a new house.
When it was her turn, she was just a little bit reluctant.
"Go ahead." She said.
"unwilling?"
"……kind of."
"In fact, you can live here again. Anyway, this place won't be demolished within two years."
"Forget it, let's move." Wang Xilou suddenly became decisive.
"OK."
There was no wailing in the class group, and a few familiar people were asking each other in the group - only those who are very familiar with each other would ask.
Someone asked in private chat.
There were also people who asked him.
Sister Shang also asked.
He sent screenshots of the total scores and rankings to the class group.
In a world full of people in their early 600s, the shock brought by him being 680 years old was completely a dimensionality reduction blow.
Sister Shang bubbled up and asked everyone to stop asking about their grades. Those who did well in the exam were bala bala, and those who did poorly were bala bala... It was a long paragraph, and it required a 400-word essay.
No one wants to see it at all.
A red envelope of two hundred yuan was given.
A group of people came out to thank the Lord for His grace.
In the afternoon, Feng Wuli took a taxi to Tanda University and borrowed Teacher Su's car. During this period, Teacher Su casually, casually, and naturally asked him about his grades with a tone of "Oh, right, I suddenly remembered something." .
…
At night, Feng Wuli slept alone again.
Because Po Nu and Wang Xilou are in the same room tonight.
Without cleaning up the utility rooms on the first floor, the incense shop can only sleep in three rooms on the second floor.
In the past, Po Nu always slept in the 'girls dormitory', that is, Wanwan, Po Nu, and Chi Fu slept in one room.
Feng Wuli and Ye Ji sleep in the same room.
Wang Xilou has a room of his own.
This is the official bed allocation.
There are many changes secretly.
Occasionally the cat would go to the 'girls dormitory' to sleep, occasionally Feng Wuli would appear on Wang Xilou's bed, occasionally Wang Xilou would appear on the apprentice's bed, and occasionally the demon and Suoguan would be dragged out of the girls' dormitory by Po Slave from the shadows. During the conference, occasionally the fox would sleep with the cat in the cat's nest.
Occasionally, Ponu and Chifu would go back to the shadows to rest and absorb the spiritual power from Feng Wuli's body.
Occasionally, Po Nu would sleep with Wang Xilou.
Occasionally Po Nu would appear on the apprentice's bed pretending to be Wang Xilou.
Faced with Po Nu's disguise, sometimes Feng Wuli could notice it, sometimes he couldn't, and sometimes after he discovered it, he looked like he was Po Nu... But forget it.
Everyone has a flexible bed.
Po Nu insists on sleeping with Wang Xilou tonight.
Her thoughts were very simple, she just felt that since the young apprentice was going to the west building alone, it would be pointless to use the excuse of "Don't be like this, slave, we are not married yet" and half push and half refuse.
Everyone has gone through it like that, so there is nothing to be fussy about.
Moreover, Wang Xilou was no match for anyone, so she had the added responsibility to suffer for the Lord.
As a result, after waiting for half a night, the young apprentice did not come.
Hiss - where is the logic problem?
Po Nu tossed and turned, unable to figure it out, and began to harass Wang Xilou next to him: "Are you asleep?"
Two identical women, wearing pajamas of different colors but the same style, were lying on the bed. Wang Xilou was getting ready to sleep peacefully, not wanting to deal with this weak-minded woman.
"Say something? I know you're not sleeping."
"Stop pretending, your breathing rhythm is not like this when you sleep."
"Are you really asleep? Let me see? Are you really asleep?" She is so annoying.
"If you ignore me again, I'm going to kiss you."
Wang Xilou was very annoyed. He opened his eyes and said angrily: "What are you doing again? It's already half past eleven."
Po Nu said in a long voice. He couldn't think of what to do after waking her up. He thought for a while and said: "Give me the phone and let me play for a while..."
"Take it yourself and don't disturb my sleep."
Suddenly, Po Nu sat up, rolled over under the quilt flexibly, and pressed her up. Her hair fell down on Aunt Wang's face, and her face was lowered so low that her nose almost touched hers.
Wang Xilou looked confused: "What are you doing?"
Po Nu had a look of pain on his face and lowered his voice and said: "It can't be done, Master can't do it."
I'm going to die! This person imitated what she said at a certain moment! Even the tone is exactly the same!
"Do you want to die!"
Wang Xilou was so embarrassed that he reached out to cover her mouth.
The two immediately fell into a ball on the bed.
Po Nu laughed and dodged, unable to bear Wang Xilou's efforts to pinch and scratch her, but she refused to give in and would occasionally make a sneak attack.
Every time she made a move, she was too embarrassed to speak out. Her pajamas were loose and ragged, and her hair was messy. During this period, the woman continued to perform, and the dirty words she said were all inappropriate things that could only be said a few days ago when her head was covered with a quilt.
Sometimes he imitates her words, and sometimes he imitates his little apprentice's words.
"Wang Xilou, you are so thin that you can even see the progress bar."
"You don't mind it being dirty, you can bite it wherever you go!"
"Master, everything is fragrant..."
She even reenacted the scene and kissed Wang Xilou on the instep.
Wang Xilou struggled with her on the bed for more than ten minutes. The two fought until they were out of breath. Ponu begged for mercy before they stopped fighting.
Even begging for mercy was imitating Aunt Wang from the previous days.
"I admit defeat. Master admits defeat. Please spare Master."
Wang Xilou was so angry that he was too tired to take care of her. Po Nu was laughing and having fun by himself.
She began to recite the Heart Clearing Mantra in her mind. After a while, Po Nu hugged her up again, rubbed her neck with his lower lip and said she was bored and couldn't sleep.
He was kicked away by Wang Xilou.
Aunt Wang cursed: "What's going on?"
Po Nu hissed, tired from all the fuss, and looked confused: "Why don't you think he can come over?"
"You are sick, what are you talking about?"
"You do not want it?"
"I miss you like a hammer!"
Po Nu was speechless: "You're pretending to be a little white rabbit with me. Just lie to yourself. It's pointless to lie to me. The look in your eyes these past two days has been as if it's gourmet." The shadows haven't come out of her body yet. God, they all know exactly what Wang Xilou is thinking in his mind and body.
She was also annoyed by the noise: "If you're really itchy, go find him yourself. Don't bother me sleeping at night."
"Would you like to go there together?" she encouraged. Since the young apprentice is embarrassed, they should take the initiative.
"Nervous..." Wang Xilou's ears were a little red, and she used impatience to cover up her restlessness: "Sleep!"
Po Nu sighed and lay back again, looking at the ceiling in trance. He grinned silly when he thought of something. He looked very silly, but he looked inexplicably happy.
After a while, she quietly leaned into Wang Xilou's ear and asked in a low voice: "Can I play with your phone for a while?"
"OK?"
"If you don't say anything, I'll assume you agree."
Wang Xilou closed his eyes and was too lazy to pay attention to her.
…
Over there, Feng Wuli was just having a battle of wits with Ye Ji, watching the cat sleeping peacefully beside the bed, and planned to play with his phone before going to bed, when suddenly Wang Xilou sent a WeChat message.
Aunt Wang: I miss you
Aunt Wang: Can’t sleep
Aunt Wang: So is Po Nu.
They have been very pretentious these days, and their words are occasionally boring. If it was just the first two WeChat messages, Feng Wuli would not be able to tell who sent this message.
But adding the third item becomes obvious.
But I can't be 100% sure.
He would definitely not dare to go there tonight. He felt that it would be disrespectful to Wang Xilou... But if Master invited him, that would be a different category, so he had to further confirm who this was.
Feng Wuli: Stop playing with Wang Xilou’s cell phone.
Aunt Wang: Oh, how did you find out it was mine!
Feng Wuli smiled helplessly and did not feel regretful.
Typed back to her.
Feng Wuli: Are you obedient?
Aunt Wang: Listen!
Feng Wuli: Put down your phone now, go to bed early, and go to the beach tomorrow
Aunt Wang: OK!
Aunt Wang: Can you say good night to me?
Feng Wuli: Good night
Feng Wuli: [Good night]
Aunt Wang: Did you say good night to me or to other sisters?
Feng Wuli: Good night, cute little Ponu
Feng Wuli: [Give you flowers]
…
Wang Xilou was also a little unable to sleep, but she was thinking about some strange things, such as suddenly wanting to use Baidu on her mobile phone to check how tall Ultraman was, what was the difference between QQ Speed cww and wcw, and whether she could participate in the Olympics...
Suddenly, she didn't know what the person next to her was doing. First she hid under the quilt and screamed strangely, then rolled around. Suddenly, she rushed up to hug her face and kissed her, making her face drool. Before she could even scold her, this woman had already Lying flat and flat.
"sleep."
"Stop disturbing me, I'm going to sleep."
"I go to bed so fast!"
Wang Xilou: "..."
She pulled the quilt and cursed: "The bags under my eyes are showing."
"Don't disturb my sleep!" Po Nu was very angry.
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