In the early years, the world was sparsely populated, the Yin Qi was strong, and the Yang Qi was mixed. It was easy for demons and evil worship to become a climate, but after they had the Taoist practice, they still had to pass the test.
At this stage, it may be to find someone and get a few kind words from them, or it may be to survive a catastrophe and go down the mountain. After this catastrophe, the beast can become an immortal.
There are many strange stories in the mountains, and there is also an old hunter in Suji who always likes to tell the children in the village about his early experiences.
Under the old banyan tree, seven or eight children sat and listened to the bear-like old man telling these strange things.
Now I am telling the story of the human hair lady.
This story is still popular across the country, and seems to be called Tiger Aunt in other places.
The two siblings are at home, and the parents have gone out to work. Tell the children, you two siblings are at home. If you are afraid of the dark at night, call your mother-in-law to sleep with you.
At night, the two siblings were afraid of the dark, so they ran outside and shouted, "Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, grandma is out. My brother and I are afraid of the dark. Come and sleep with us."
When the mother-in-law on the other side of the mountain heard about it, she pretended to be their mother-in-law and went to the two sisters' house in a dark way.
Sleeping in a chicken coop at night, my sister noticed something was wrong, her brother was eaten, and she climbed into the attic...
No matter how many times I hear this story, I get a creepy feeling.
It was very lively next to the banyan tree, because not only the children in the village, but also all the little monsters in the mountains ran out.
They didn't harm anyone, and Feng Wuli didn't care. He had seen some monsters when he was a child.
He controls people.
The old hunter wore a white vest, took a bottle of Shaobai, took a sip carefully, and glanced at him.
The temperature in the mountains is low, and the mountain wind can penetrate your bones in mid-October.
Feng Wuli took out his cell phone, and it instantly became a killer weapon for attracting children.
"Uncle, do you have any games on your phone?"
"Call me brother."
"Brother, what is this?"
"It's a game."
"Well...my uncle will give me mobile phones to play with."
Feng Wuli clicked on the King, and after they gathered around, he stood up to play.
Everyone was anxious.
He walked around the village and encountered many familiar things from his childhood, and also chased away many malicious monsters.
"It's Shachun!"
A chubby guy pointed at a dull man over there. When the man heard someone calling him, he looked over and smiled stupidly.
These children ran over to bully him or play with him, but their tone was mocking.
It was just after six o'clock, and it got dark late in the mountains. The sky was red and black, which was a bit seeping, but the people in the mountains were used to it and didn't take it seriously.
It is indeed inappropriate to describe children as crooked melons and split dates, but these children do seem to be crooked. They are all extremely ugly, with crooked eyebrows and slanted eyes, and buck teeth, mouths and noses.
Anyone who saw such a bunch of evil children would be scared to death.
Because they are not humans, they are all monsters, or they were once humans, but they were all children who died in infancy.
No one was listening to the old Orion's stories. Feng Wuli was the only one in his audience.
A villager passed by and saw the fool playing with the air again. Someone called him in a mocking tone and asked him if he had eaten. He just giggled and would not answer or speak.
The old Orion took another sip of wine and said, "You are... Su Xiaoxin's son, I think. You seem to have lived here for a while before, and you are already so old."
He handed the roasted white wine to Feng Wuli and asked him to take a sip. Feng Wuli shook his head.
The other little monsters have also dispersed. There is not enough yang energy in the mountains. It is easy to get sick when being attacked by so many monsters. Drinking strong alcohol can aphrodisiac.
These are all clever tricks for mountain people like them. They are not systematic, but with experience, they can handle them.
He thought to himself and said, "My son went to the mountains to play when he was a child. He encountered a ghost breaking into the wall. I don't know if it was a ghost breaking into the wall. Anyway, he couldn't get out. He said that later he met a man dressed like his previous wife. He He held my son's hand and taught him how to see the mountain road clearly."
"Later I was able to see the mountain road clearly, and I was also able to see the mountains clearly.
monster. "
"My son came back and taught me."
Feng Wuli was noncommittal. The man dressed as a concubine must have been promoted to minister.
He took a deep gulp of wine and said, "I don't know what's going on with all these evil spirits lately. They're all coming out. Don't go out at night."
Feng Wuli looked over there. A group of crooked children surrounded the village fool named Shachun, and a pale moon hung high on the branches.
He looked back at the plump Orion: "Can you smell the wine after drinking so much?"
The man was startled and looked at him with wide eyes.
"You have a little thing in your belly. When you get back, take a large bowl, fill it with a bowl of sake, and stare at the wine. It will help relieve your current situation."
Orion stared at him fiercely.
Feng Wuli won’t say any more.
It wasn't these little things that led him here, it was the wine bug in his stomach. If he didn't catch it, when the wine bug killed the hunter and ran into someone else, this village was so big. Sooner or later, he would choose his uncle's house. .
There are good people and bad people, and monsters naturally want to be of the good kind. The unkind ones, but the ones that show off in the city are mostly of the good kind.
There are more harmful monsters.
He walked over there and asked those little guys not to bully that fool and go back to the mountains quickly, otherwise they would all be saved.
"Uncle, what is salvation?"
"Call me brother."
"Brother, what is salvation?"
Feng Wuli wiped his neck, and a group of ugly little guys all cried and ran away in fear.
Feng Wuli was very satisfied.
He turned around and asked this man named Shachun why he didn't go back if he didn't come out so late.
This man is also a real fool, he can't speak a word, he just laughs.
"Next time they come to bully you, just drive them away. Follow my example and hit them on the forehead. If they feel hurt, they won't dare to bully you again."
Feng Wuli pressed his middle finger with his thumb and made a flicking motion towards his forehead, but did not touch his forehead.
After hearing what Feng Wuli said, he pointed at the other person and smiled.
Feng Wuli looked helpless. He didn't understand anything but was really happy.
This silly spring is also in his forties. Feng Wuli has lived in the village for half a year. At that time, he and he were the two big fools in Suji, one at the head of the village and the other at the end of the village.
If there was no Wang Xilou, would he still be sitting under the locust tree at the head of the village?
After listening to Feng Wuli's words, Orion walked back home along the dark mountain road, poured a large bowl of wine and placed it in front of the table.
His wife came into the room and turned on the light. She was startled when she saw someone sitting in the room. She scolded him as if he couldn't hear her. She looked at the wine on the table as if she was possessed.
"Don't worry, go back to your room."
After his wife was driven away, he looked at the bowl of wine on the table. There was no smell of wine, his eyes were cross-eyed, his face was trembling, and a drop of sweat ran down his nose.
Suddenly, his neck thickened, and something was about to come up. Orion's mouth bulged into a toad shape, and he vomited out a puddle of dirty water. There was a silk thread at the corner of his mouth, and a maggot as big as a thumb was soaked in the bowl of wine.
For a moment, the house was filled with fragrance and the smell of alcohol was wanton!
If Feng Wuli is here, he will definitely smack his tongue. He is such a big wine worm. He has learned a lot with time. This wine worm hides in the belly of a person who is addicted to alcohol. Drinking will make people lose their taste. It is a life-threatening thing. But after taking it out, this wine bug is a treasure. When soaked in water, it can turn the water into fine wine.
He gasped, stiffened his neck, stood up and picked up the gun in the box. The boy who just looked like him was right in front of him.
A conversation between father and son that year emerged.
"Son, you have met a god."
"immortal?"
"Yes, this is truly a fairy!"
"Are there gods in the mountains?"
He had been looking for that thing in the mountains for thirty years.
He wants to find the thing and shoot him!
Suddenly, there was some movement in front of the house, but it was pitch black and only a black shadow could be seen.
.
Like a frightened bird, he aimed his gun at the black shadow in front of him. When he got closer, he saw that his son was following him back. He was so frightened that he quickly put away the gun.
Orion was still breathing heavily when his son entered the house and passed him by.
Just when he was about to pass by him, he suddenly stopped, stretched out his hand, and flicked his forehead.
He was stunned
The fool was just grinning.
The old hunter put down his gun and sat there blankly.
The old light bulbs in the house were dark.
After walking around for a while, the little cuties who came to the village were almost dealt with, and Feng Wuli returned to his uncle's house.
Before entering, Feng Wuli saw Wang Xilou wearing a big coat and sitting in front of the door with his hands folded, looking like a village lady.
"Where did you get that big coat?"
"My uncle gave it to me."
"What's your name, uncle? He's hundreds of years old, and you're not afraid of calling him uncle?"
"How old are you?"
"He's hundreds of years old."
"Say it again?"
"..."
"Louder."
He's hundreds of years old!
Feng Wuli said it again in his heart.
He said in a dissatisfied tone: "Come in, come in, the wind is so strong, your face will be dry after a while. Why are you sitting outside? You look cold."
Wang Xilou suddenly became less angry again.
Let the little apprentice push you back to the house.
Grinning and holding his arms, Feng Wuli struggled while his uncle and aunt were watching TV in the living room.
Already entered the back room.
Seeing the two of them, my aunt was eating melon seeds and smiling like a fox, while my uncle was watching the TV intently.
My aunt clapped her hands and said, "Hey, small building, let me tidy up that house for you. His two cousins rarely come back to live there, and the bed covers haven't been put in yet."
"Hey, I can just come by myself. I'm already embarrassed to be staying here, so I can't bother you anymore!"
"Go away, why are you so embarrassed?"
The wind brought a biting chill tonight, and the autumn wind in the mountains was like a bone-scratching knife. As soon as I entered the house, through a door, the sound of the whistling wind and the sound of leaves like waves were shut out.
Inside the door there was only a big Roman TV playing soap operas, bright white lights, tea with white smoke on the Eight Immortals table, and a ticking clock on the wall.
Feng Wuli scratched his head and sat down on the side.
"It's unreasonable, your mother is also here in Junsha."
Feng Wuli nodded, "I have met her before. She is a teacher at Nanjing University."
My uncle's face softened a little: "I've seen her before. She comes back less frequently than you do, and her temper is also stubborn."
Feng Wuli chuckled.
It felt like Su Xiaoxin was still a child like herself in his mouth.
In front of this man, he suddenly felt extremely relaxed.
His grandparents left as soon as he could remember, and his uncle raised his three younger siblings by himself, and later brought him back to live with him for a while.
That half a year was not long, but it held its own memories.
He asked Feng Wuli how he was doing recently with a calm tone.
"very good."
"I talk more than when I was a kid."
"Um."
"What do you plan to do in the future? Become a Taoist priest? I heard that you need a Taoist certificate. There is nothing wrong with being a Taoist priest. It's good to do anything, whether it's not stealing or robbing."
"improper."
He explained: "After graduating from college, I saved some money and opened a small store in Junsha."
I haven't decided what kind of store to open. I have thought about opening a cat cafe, or a bookstore, or a flower shop. It doesn't matter whether I make money or not, as long as Wang Xilou is happy.
"Uncle, I'll help you out."
"That's definitely not necessary."
The two old men chatted about everything. They asked about the topic and wanted to go to the mountains. They didn't care how well they studied. They just had to live a clear life and not be confused. As they talked, they would give Feng Wuli money. .
After a while, Wang Xilou came out briskly, but his aunt went back to her room to sleep.
But at this moment, someone yelled outside the door. The three of them went out and saw a man and a woman carrying hiking bags, dusty from the travel.
The uncle seemed to recognize the two of them and said, "Have you come out of the mountains?"
The two of them saw Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou. They saw two such good-looking men and women in the mountains, and they didn't react at all.
"Come out, come out."
The boy sneered: "I've been keeping watch for several days but I still haven't been able to take a picture of the wooden dog I wanted to take. The wind was too scary tonight, so I came out first."
As soon as he said it, Feng Wuli realized that it turned out that he was someone from outside who came to the mountains to look for wild animals to take pictures of.
The man's name is Li Chang'an, he is 1.8 meters tall, and he has a shaved head. The woman's name is Chen Qinqin, she is over 1.5 meters tall and has a little baby fat on her face.
"It's really windy tonight, and the trees are about to blow."
"Fellow, what I'm saying is that the wind was so strong tonight that all the tents were blown away. I was wondering if I could stay at your place for one night..." Bu Tou scratched his head, gritted his teeth, and said a little shyly, "I'm sure Give money."
From this village to the town below, there is a mountain road of more than ten miles, and there is no light on the road, but it is really a wilderness.
"This...but there is no room available at home either."
"Yes, Wu Li and I can share a room." Wang Xilou suggested.
The uncle was embarrassed, and the girl was too supportive, so he finally agreed with the two young men who went into the mountains in the cold weather.
The two of them thanked each other profusely.
Feng Wuli glanced at the little zombie helplessly. Wang Xilou shrugged indifferently. Seeing that the man was still looking at him, he gave him an elbow.
Everyone went to rest in the evening. The mountain wind blew up tonight, passing through some places and causing a whistling sound, which was really like the miserable and sharp screams of ghosts.
The short-haired man entered the room, took off his sweatshirt, and took a long breath.
"I finally don't have to sleep outside tonight. The wind really makes me physically and mentally tortured."
The little woman had collapsed on the bed, squinted her eyes, and suddenly opened her eyes and said, "Do you feel it?"
"What?"
"All the monsters in this village have disappeared."
The short-haired man was stunned for a moment, and he felt it carefully. He also discovered that compared to the monsters that were everywhere in the past few days, the village was now extremely clean.
"My dear, so many evil spirits have been driven away. What kind of awesome person has been here?"
"People from the company are here? Why didn't you notice it at all?"
"If we stay at someone else's house, we won't cause any trouble to them, right?"
"Let's keep vigil, I'll keep vigil for the first half of the night."
"Oh, hard work."
"Uncle's nephew is really handsome. He has a celibate-like look. He's so handsome."
"..."
"What a look, he is really handsome."
…
On the other side, Feng Wuli looked at Wang Xilou, who was lying on the floor, preparing to sleep on the ground, with a speechless expression.
"You sleep on the bed. Master can sleep on the floor."
"It doesn't matter, Master. You must sleep on the bed anyway. Master won't let you sleep on the floor, and Your Emperor will definitely not allow you to sleep on the floor. Master can sleep anywhere."
"Master is a zombie and is not afraid of the cold. The ground is just a little hard. It doesn't matter."
"Master can sleep anywhere."
Feng Wuli sighed.
"Let's sleep in bed together."
Wang Xilou raised his eyebrows, with reluctance on his face, looking at the beautifully laid floor.
She has laid it all out.
"Okay!"
