Feng Wuli felt that Wang Xilou was acting stupid tonight, so he plugged in the hair dryer and asked her to come over and dry her hair.
Wang Xilou moved with his butt and moved over on the sofa.
The hair dryer started buzzing, and she seemed to have said something, but the sound was too loud, and Feng Wuli didn't hear it clearly. He asked her to say it again, and she said it was nothing.
"Don't burn Master's hair."
"Your hair won't be burned even if you put it on fire."
"It seems the same..." She turned the channel with the remote control and asked, "When was the last time you went to the zoo?"
"Fifth grade of elementary school? I also forgot. The ecological zoo was not fun at that time. I heard it has become a lot more interesting in recent years, but I am already in high school."
"oh."
What came to her mind was, "Master, what should I wear tomorrow? I'm afraid I'll embarrass you if I dress too tacky."
"...Don't wear the red and purple ones that grandma and grandma would wear. Have you seen any young girls wearing that? They are all old people's clothes... It's not that it's embarrassing, it's just that young women dress like that. Auntie is very strange."
"I think it's quite beautiful. It's much prettier than the clothes we had at that time." Wang Xilou was distressed.
In Wang Xilou's eyes, those floral cotton-padded jackets and old lady's clothes in bright purple and red with lots of floral elements are also very beautiful.
"And what a young woman, the master is over 800 years old."
"If you hadn't always dressed like an old lady, no one would have believed you if you said she was my sister."
"What do you mean by dressing like an old lady?"
Wang Xilou leaned on the back of the sofa, tilted his head back, exposing his fair neck, and looked behind him, Feng Wuli picked up a strand of her hair and blew it.
In fact, she was quite confused. She was always one step behind the times.
"This is the vest you have. It's what those old ladies wear."
Wang Xilou looked down and saw that the vest was indeed wrinkled and ruffled. However, other old ladies wearing loose vests also had loose skin underneath, while the skin under her vest was still tight and tender. In contrast, It was like she was wearing only a piece of cloth underneath, and she could see the white tube top underneath through her armpits. It had nothing to do with fashion, and she looked like a village girl from the mountains in the 1960s and 1970s.
"Now these shorts are the same, just like the old lady's panties."
Wang Xilou was a little embarrassed, but he didn't know how to retort: "Master's clothes are like this, so what should I do?"
"Don't you still have those cheongsams? They look pretty and taste good when worn."
"Cheongsam...you said it looks like an aunt, not like a young person."
Feng Wuli sighed and realized that after being old-fashioned for so many years, the little zombie wanted to dress like a girl.
This thought is very clear.
"Then I'll stop by the mall tomorrow and pick out a few pieces for you."
"But what should I do if I go out tomorrow?"
"..."
Feng Wuli looked at her, and she looked back at her little apprentice blankly.
"Wear mine."
"ah?"
"I also have some unisex ones. Girls can also wear work clothes and the like. You can just wear mine first tomorrow."
"oh."
"You're so weird tonight."
"...Hey! Stop blowing it, stop blowing it. It's almost dry. Wait for it to dry naturally."
She stood up, grabbed the hair dryer, put it aside, and pushed Feng Wuli back to his room: "You study quickly, the family is looking forward to you, a college student, being more promising."
The little zombie that kills the donkey.
Back in the room, I took out a notebook of 4,500 words in random order and started memorizing them. I memorized fifty words a day, memorizing and writing. Occasionally, I would reply to Jiang Nao's two WeChat messages, and Fatty would ask him to play games.
Say no!
Suddenly, the window in front of the desk crackled twice.
A drop of water bloomed in front of the window, and then it began to rain heavily outside. It was like a snowflake interface on the TV a few years ago when there was no signal, and the world suddenly became quiet.
After a while, there was a lot of excitement outside the room. Ye Ji and the little fox must have returned. Wang Xilou was complaining that they had made the room full of water. The two little cuties kept arguing. It was mostly Ye Ji who was yelling and Wan. Wan was very well-behaved, and then the sound of a hair dryer sounded outside.
"Hey, don't move."
"You are not allowed to order me... don't pinch the back of my neck, I will stay still!"
The sound of rain mixed with the sounds of voices outside, that peaceful atmosphere...
What words are you memorizing?
I took out my phone and checked the time. It was almost time to go to bed, so I browsed the monster and cultivator forums for a while to see what was going on recently.
The world is still peaceful.
After browsing short videos for a while, I happened to come across a cat-sucking video that sounded like a slut and was slightly perverted.
"You little kitten, what else can you do... A kitten like you is born to be eaten by its mother. There is no point in resisting, ah!"
He noticed movement outside the door.
A little black cat had already stepped into the room with one foot. His eyes were astonished and shocked. His face was full of disbelief. He suspected that the cat was born and at the same time met Feng Wureason's gaze.
歘!
She turned around and ran towards the living room, her claws skidding on the ground, like Tom in Tom and Jerry scratching the place. Wanwan, who was watching TV in the living room, saw Ye Ji who had just ran out, and was hit by a stick that stretched out from behind the door. He grabbed it with his hand and lifted it back, and the door slammed shut.
"Unreasonable! We were wrong!"
"Don't eat me, please!"
"We will all be obedient from now on!"
Feng Wuli grabbed her two front legs with one hand and her two hind legs with the other hand, hanging her in the air and listening to her howl, pitifully struggling.
Turning off the light with a snap, the room fell into darkness. Feng Wuli hugged her and lay down on the bed, and said with a smile: "Sleep with me tonight."
"Well……"
She was sure that Feng Wuli would not eat her, so she stretched out a paw and pressed it on his chest, trying to convince the boy next to her: "You can't eat kittens."
Mainly because the sound in the video just now was so scary, how could Wuli eat himself, but Wuli actually watched such a thing.
"Well, Xiaoye is right."
"You can't eat kittens anymore without reason."
"I haven't even eaten it."
"Okay, then I'll sleep with you tonight."
"You're not allowed to turn into human form."
When they were children, they would sometimes overwhelm Ye Ji when they slept together. It didn't matter if she turned into a human form. But now that the wind is so strong, the bed would be too crowded if she turned into a human form.
The next day, Saturday, the weather was similar to yesterday, cloudy and not hot, and the sky seemed very low.
After breakfast, Wang Xilou asked him for clothes, and Feng Wuli picked out two pieces for her that had not been worn many times.
Wang Xilou wore a white T-shirt with the Nike logo on the front, and a pair of khaki overalls on the lower body. The shorts only covered half of Feng Wuli's thighs, but could cover her knees. Her legs were well-proportioned and white, and her feet were in a pair of high-tops. His black canvas shoes were also worn by Feng Wuli when he was in junior high school. Maybe he changed them out some time. After Wang Xilou cleaned them for him, he put them in the shoe cabinet and never wore them. However, they were not dirty or damaged. It was just that at that time, Wang Xilou Lou bought him new shoes again.
Wang Xilou rarely buys clothes. She can wear a piece of clothing for more than ten years or decades without breaking.
His clothes looked a little too big on her, like a petite girlfriend wearing her boyfriend's clothes. It had an oversize feel, especially the cuffs and trouser legs were so wide, but the arms and legs were slender, giving it a contrasting cuteness.
Wang Xilou lowered his head unconfidently. Feng Wuli complimented her on how well she dressed, and then a smile appeared on her lips.
"Yeah, are you a little girl? You used to always say that I was old-fashioned, which made Master lose his confidence."
"You dress like an old lady all day long. To say you are old-fashioned is putting it mildly."
Wang Xilou was a little unconvinced, but he didn't know how to refute.
In fact, there is nothing special about being rustic or not. Wang Xilou is so good-looking, and she looks good even if she dresses like an old lady.
"Wait a minute, stop wearing your hair like that, let it down and tie it into a ponytail."
"Like those little girls on the street?" Wang Xilou was a little unsure.
Feng Wuli thought for a moment, "Do you want to look less like an old lady?"
Wang Xilou nodded stiffly.
"Then let's tie our hair into twin ponytails."
