It seems that Ye Ji's harvest today is zero.
Jiang Nao smiled and knelt down to hug her: "I'm not unreasonable, Xiaoye, I am sister Jiang Nao."
"!!"
Ye Ji blinked her big innocent eyes: "Yes, you have changed back. I don't want you to touch me. You are not being unreasonable. I won't let you touch me!"
Jiang Nao was used to this stupid cat: "But I can buy you a fishing rod."
"If you are unreasonable, you will buy it for me!"
"I won't buy it for you." Feng Wuli came down from upstairs.
Ye Ji looked in disbelief: "Why don't you buy it for me?"
"I bought you so many useless things. Last month you said you wanted that high-end cat food, such as sour raw beef. You ate a little and stopped eating it. You gave it to Fat Orange in school. Now you still have more than half of it. , now they stick to me when they see me.”
"That's too dry! We don't want to eat the cat food those stupid cats eat!"
"I won't buy you anything until you finish eating."
A customer came to the incense and candle shop, and Feng Wuli went out to pick up the customer.
Ye Ji's face turned bitter, and she quietly raised her head to look at the human girl who was still touching her wantonly, broke away from her arms, and ran out with a groan.
When the guests saw the black cat, they praised it for being so cute. Ye Ji slowed down her pace angrily, raising her tail and ears, but she still ran out.
"Where has she gone?" Jiang Nao asked softly.
Feng Wuli smiled: "Don't worry about it, I'll come back after dinner."
Sure enough, she ran back ten minutes later, ran into the incense shop, braked, and slid out a few meters away. There was a wallet in her mouth. She spit out the wallet and said, "Look, I'm rich now, buy it for me." That fishing rod! We are going fishing tomorrow and we will catch a big fish. Why don’t we give it to that human!"
Feng Wuli's face turned dark, he grabbed the back of Ye Ji's neck and raised his height to look at him.
Those cat eyes as blue as the sky reveal innocence.
“If you steal, you’ll be spanked ten times, if you pick it up, you’ll be spanked fifty times, and if you lie, you’ll be spanked a hundred times.”
Ye Ji: "!!"
At that moment, the calculations in Ye Ji's little head exceeded the limit, her limbs and tail naturally hung down, and she looked at Feng Wuli with her innocent eyes, wildly estimating how many spanks her little butt would receive.
"Tell me, how did you get here?"
"Meow?"
"Two hundred blows if you don't tell me."
"Me! Of course I did. I picked it up accidentally." Her tone became weaker and weaker as she spoke, not daring to look into Feng Wuli's eyes.
Jiang Nao went to pick up the wallet and found that there was more than a thousand cash in it, as well as several cards from different banks, ID cards, club membership cards... and a photo of a warm family of three, who seemed to be a family man. man.
"Here is a business card. You can call the owner."
"That's my money!"
Yeji was held up by the back of her neck and spun around in the air. She seemed to find this game very fun.
"You also said, how many times have you told me that you are not allowed to use your money-making spirit anymore." Feng Wuli said angrily.
It is impossible for everything to obey human will, not even spirits.
Money is related to fortune and luck;
Nothing related to fate is simple. The fortune-seeking spirit is Ye Ji's natural ability, and every time she uses this spirit, the price is that she will become unlucky.
And whoever gets that money is unlucky. The more money you get, the more unlucky you are.
He still remembers that backlash, when Wang Xilou choked on drinking water for a week, a passing bird pooped on top of her head, a dog gnawed on the mud when she was sitting on the swing, and his favorite was the tea set that is said to have been used in modern times. I also dropped it. Every time I played Minesweeper, the first thing I clicked on was mine. When I was eating, I took out all the ginger in the dish... That night, Wang Xilou walked back to the room aggrievedly. Feng Wuli looked uneasily and found that the little zombie was carrying Facing the door, I secretly wiped my tears.
I really cried with anger.
So from that day on, Ye Ji was not allowed to use her spirit anymore.
Feng Wuli was naturally reluctant to spank Ye Ji fifty times. He sighed helplessly and gave her a blow to the head as punishment, then let her go.
"Ouch!" She was in pain and covered her head with her two little paws.
"Don't use it next time. It's too dangerous. Does Xiaoye know?"
"Then you buy me a fishing rod!"
Feng Wuli ignored her, so she kept surrounding his feet, rolling around, crying and fussing, mixed with all kinds of cuteness, rolling on the ground and exposing her belly.
He turned a deaf ear and looked to see what items were out of the shop and when he planned to replenish them.
The little fox dressed as a maid came out of the yard.
She ran over in surprise and asked Lord Ye Ji what happened.
Out of shame, Ye Ji licked her paws and stood up, saying nothing happened, and then led the little fox to play with the set of cat toys that Feng Wuli bought for her.
"I feel like the little fox is my sister." Jiang Nao said with a smile.
"The age, character, and appearance of monsters cannot be discussed in general terms. Yeji is actually older than Wang Xilou, but in terms of character, she is only about seven or eight years old as a human, but her humanoid appearance is similar to that of a high school student. . The little fox has already reached adulthood in their clan, and her sisters younger than her are all married. But there was something wrong with her transformation back then, and she became what she is now. Unless she finds a human she likes, her appearance will never be the same. It will change.”
Jiang Nao nodded in understanding.
Half an hour later, the sunset also disappeared, leaving only the dusk sky. A middle-aged man came to the incense shop and hurriedly gave him his wallet.
He also had a loud voice and kept praising me, saying thank you so much.
"I didn't pick it up, my cat picked it up from outside. I saw a business card on it, so I called you."
At this time, Yeji came out with a small dried fish that she had stolen from the kitchen in her mouth.
The middle-aged man laughed and knelt down to praise Yeji for her cuteness.
"You look so good, kitten. How can I repay you?"
"Buy me a fishing rod!"
"He can also talk to people, he is really spiritual."
"Fishing rod, I want a fishing rod!"
"Hey, he's still barking."
"I want a fishing rod! Qiuqiu, buy me a pair of fishing rods." She pulled at the middle-aged man's trousers.
Jiang Nao couldn't hold back his laughter. Finally, the middle-aged man gave Feng Wuli two hundred yuan, saying it was to buy cat food for the kitten. It had to be said that it was better for Feng Wuli not to accept it, after all, it was not for him.
Ye Ji picked up the dried fish and walked to the side to eat it.
That night, after dinner, Jiang Nao was going back to school.
Originally, he had just taken a taxi back, but Wang Xilou insisted on Feng Wuli sending him home. When Wang Xilou said this, Jiang Nao put down the phone he picked up.
Feng Wuli still listened to Wang Xilou's words.
This month has been a bit special for Jiang Nao. She suddenly found that she didn't understand the young man in front of her at all, and suddenly found that she began to understand him for the first time.
She sat sideways behind the battery and tried her hand, wondering whether to hold the other person's waist.
But she knew that in the other person's heart, there would be no impulse to fall in love. With this thought, she hugged him without any pressure.
The county sand at night was dotted with stars. She squinted her eyes, and the lights on the street became hazy. She turned on the battery and whirred away at night. The cool evening wind was a bit pleasant.
"My body has been exposed by you..."
"To be precise, it's actually your eyes that see your own body..." He also knew that this statement was rogue: "I will find a way to go to Mrs. Meng, beg for a bowl of soup, and forget those memories."
"Meng Po? Is it really that Meng Po? The one who makes soup at Naihe Bridge?"
"There are many versions. The most accurate one is probably Meng Jiangnu's version."
"The one who cried down the Great Wall, Meng Jiangnu?"
"right."
There was a long moment of calmness behind her, and she took a long breath: "Hey, I can ignore this matter, but there is one condition."
"What conditions?"
"I want you to accept me as your disciple and teach me how to practice."
