But I was really too sleepy at that time, so I called Uncle Wen in a daze and fell asleep again...
I slept very soundly all night, and even had a dream!
I dreamed that my mother was stroking my head all night long!
She sat on the bed and let me sleep on her lap.
The next day I slept in total darkness, and when I woke up the sun was so bright in the room that I couldn't keep my eyes open. I fumbled for my phone on the bedside and glanced at the time. It was already twelve o'clock!
Everything in the dream echoed in my mind. I did sleep very comfortably, but I felt sad inside.
When I got out of bed, my heart skipped a beat.
My shoes must be in a mess under the bed. Although I was in a daze when I went to bed yesterday, I still remember clearly that I threw both shoes away!
But now, it is placed neatly beside the bed! The toes of your shoes should face the bed, neatly!
He lowered his head and looked at the clothes on his body. He was only wearing a thin sweatshirt. The outer jacket had also been taken off and folded neatly on the bedside.
Uncle Wen came into the house to help me last night?
At this moment, the door of the room was pushed open, and Liu Wensan's full-looking face appeared at the door.
He said with a smile: "Sixteen, it's already noon, get up quickly! Uncle Wen has prepared a good meal for you!" Then, his eyes suddenly focused and he stared at the shoes beside my bed, looking at them carefully. for several seconds.
"Sixteen, remember one thing. From now on when you sleep at night, the toes of your shoes should not be facing the bed, but should be placed outwards."
"Go to bed with the tip of your shoe pointed at me. If I were in a place with a strong negative energy, it would have been a lot of fun last night when I was in bed with you." Liu Wensan's tone was solemn, with a hint of joking at the same time.
My heart skipped a beat and I murmured: "Uncle Wen, you didn't enter my house last night?"
Liu Wensan smiled: "You are my godson, not my goddaughter. Why did Uncle Wensan come into your house in the middle of the night? Get up and eat quickly!"
After saying that, he turned around and entered the yard.
I put on my clothes and put on my shoes very unnaturally. Could it be that I was too confused last night? I put my own shoes and took off my clothes?
Because Liu Wensan has made so many arrangements for the yard, dirty things should not be able to get in!
Although I dreamed about my mother, she shouldn't be able to come in here...
I got up and entered the courtyard. The stone table in the middle was filled with sumptuous dishes!
White chopped chicken, roasted duck with konjac, twice-cooked pork, leek box... and a big pot of pig's feet soup!
The aroma alone makes my mouth water.
Liu Wensan sat at the stone table, took a sip from the white wine glass, and said, "Hurry up, Sixteen, eat up. Uncle Wensan will take you to the city!"
I was also very hungry, so I quickly sat down at the table and took a big piece of twice-cooked pork, which made my mouth full of oil.
After dealing with another duck leg and sacrificing it at the Five Zang Temple, I finally felt a little more energetic.
"Uncle Wen, didn't we agree to go back to my village to see if my mother could be reincarnated? My grandma also went back first. I'm worried about her..."
As soon as I finished speaking, Liu Wensan took another sip of wine, clapped his mouth and said, "Sixteen, don't worry about this for now. I haven't thought about how I can send your mother such a thing. I have been a mother for more than 20 years." If you are going to reincarnate, you have to ask someone, maybe ask someone for help!"
I panicked: "Uncle Wen, I'm in a hurry, I'm afraid of grandma..."
As a result, Liu Wensan interrupted me again: "When Liu Yinpo and I were chatting alone, she told me that I can't take you back until your father breaks the evil spirit and enters the underworld for forty-nine days."
After saying this, he drank half a glass of wine in one gulp.
But I was stunned and said blankly: "Grandma won't let us go back now?"
"That's right! Mrs. Liu Yin was worried that you had gone back first, so she couldn't help but go to the grave and cause trouble. Besides, she had to use this time to do some things." Liu Wensan put a chicken drumstick in my bowl. Inside.
"Sixteen, don't worry, Liu Yinpo is not a simple person. Has she said anything to you?" Liu Wensan asked.
I forced a smile and said, "Grandma told me that she didn't see me getting married and having grandchildren, so she wouldn't die so easily..."
"Then it's over. What you have to do now is to listen to her and make a lot of money. Uncle Wen will help you do something big! I'll take care of your wife's business for you as well!"
I smiled bitterly, but since grandma has already said it, she said she has a one-size-fits-all character, so I'm afraid she will be angry if we go back now.
I was also afraid that if she was doing something, it would be inconvenient for Liu Wensan and me to be together, and her affairs would be ruined.
As for the contents of my grandpa’s suicide note, I was thinking a lot. I ate the chicken drumsticks without any taste, and they didn’t taste that good anymore.
While eating, Liu Wensan asked me what kind of girl I like, how old she is, and what her height is.
I think Liu Wensan might be drunk.
I'll have a big deal with him! This is not difficult! There must have been many corpses of noble mothers and children in Yangjiang in recent years that could not be recovered, otherwise Liu Wensan would not beg his grandmother every day because of these two corpses.
Want to find me a wife? That's the big trouble.
What am I doing now? Connect the dead man's vagina! I follow him to work as a corpse collector in Yangjiang. Who dares to fall in love with me? I'm afraid that I was scared out of my wits when I didn't get close.
After eating, Liu Wensan was going to take a nap.
After clearing away the leftovers on the table, I lay half-ly on a chair in the yard, basking in the warm sun and reading a book about the Nine Arts of Yin Sheng.
The matter of returning to the village was on my mind for the time being. Grandma won’t let me go back now. In fact, it’s useless for me to go back. It all depends on Liu Wensan!
Since she asked me to wait until forty-nine days after my father breaks the evil spirit and enters the underworld, she must have a reason. I also have time to learn the Nine Arts of Yin Sheng!
After reading it for more than an hour, I finished reading the Nine Arts of Yin Sheng.
The title of the book fits the content, Nine Techniques, which are nine kinds of vagina-connecting tools made of different spooky animals, as well as ways to deal with the corpses of mother and child, including the Evil Suppression Talisman, which is one of them. The cat fur coat, cat bone pottery, gray fairy gloves, scissors and evil charm that grandma gave me are just four magic tricks!
Cat leather jackets and cat bone pottery both come from the first art, which uses black cats, that is, vaginal connection tools made of black cats, collectively called black art! The Gray Fairy Gloves are made of mouse fur and are one of the gray arts. Grandma doesn’t have the rest of the tools. I don’t know if they are out of use or if they haven’t been made at all in the past few years.
I thought, I have to try it and get some other tools.
The reason is that I don’t have enough skills and I have to scrape together the equipment. I’ll equip myself with all the equipment, plus I’ll be diligent and willing to work hard! Is there still something I can't handle? !
As for the House Classic, I read it for more than an hour, but I didn't even understand the first chapter. The art of Feng Shui was too mysterious and obscure.
I came to a conclusion.
The difficulty of obtaining all the knowledge in this book is comparable to the entire set of high-level mathematics... What's even more frightening is that there are no rules in Feng Shui, and it all depends on understanding and memorization.
If I really want to finish learning the House Classics, I have to go to college again and read the House Classics every day. A professional Feng Shui master will teach me and explain the things I don’t understand.
Around three or four o'clock, Liu Wensan finally woke up.
He rubbed his eyes and asked me to carry the rest of the money. He took me to the city to save money, and on the way to Yangjiang to do a big deal!
I went inside and took out the money. Although it cost 100,000 to the villagers! But I still have four hundred thousand left!
Spending 400,000 yuan is enough for a down payment! I have only been following Liu Wensan for a few days, and after some calculation, it has only been exactly five days!
If you bring in a few more noble people, why do you want to work in the sea? She is really a young model in the club!
That kind of faint longing and nervousness has made me forget what grandma said, let me do it for a year and a half!
Everything in this world is fake, money is the boss!
When walking towards the entrance of the village, I passed by Lao Liu's house.
As a result, Lao Liu's family was having a big funeral, with people singing suona and dancing yangko, which was a complete collection of bad folk customs!
The door of his house is wide open, and you can see the dark coffin, which has been replaced with bright red!
Liu Wensan glanced at it and said in a low voice: "Nonsense, the dead use a black coffin, but the mourning old man dares to use a red coffin! If they do this, they won't be able to send it away unless Lao Liu, and they will get into trouble!"
I felt very unnatural in my heart. This is a funeral! It’s inappropriate to laugh and dance at the same time, right?
Vaguely, I seemed to see among the group of aunties and aunties performing Yangko, Lao Liu seemed to be wearing a bright red mourning dress, with his waist bent, twisting around furtively!
He seemed to notice that I was looking at him and glared at me. I felt cold sweat running down my spine.
Take another closer look...where is the old willow?
In the Yangko performance, Liu Zhizheng glared at me fiercely and even wiped his neck. His expression was extremely ferocious!
It's like he's threatening me. If he takes one more look, he'll kill me!
