Anyway, when I first heard these things, my head hurt quite a bit.
I think it's not just this hell dog that's missing a string in its brain, maybe the entire family in hell is like this.
But considering that it’s probably not good for a visitor from another world like me to make casual assumptions about others, I sighed and said, “Hey, I’m going to cook right now. If you think about it, Teresa doesn’t—”
Kellas thought for a while and said: "Actually, she is quite conscious. At about the same time, she asked me if you would come back. After I said that I might not come back, I went to the kitchen to cook. Don't talk about her. The imitation is quite similar..."
My head was pounding when I heard this.
"Wait a minute, she's cooking, isn't it? You didn't follow her to eat?"
Kellas was stunned for a moment and said matter-of-factly: "Eat it."
This answer made me angry.
"No, you've already eaten and you're still hungry."
"I am hungry and it has nothing to do with whether I have eaten dinner or not." Kellas said this sentence almost blankly.
"... You just have a big appetite. Now you want to have a midnight snack, right?"
Kyle scratched his neck and thought for a while, then uttered one word from his mouth: "Yes."
I--I really don't have any good way to deal with it.
Kellas is not my colleague nor a normal person. There may be someone who exists. Anyway, I haven’t heard of it. Maybe there is a god of death in the sect. This is a god. And if I don’t mention that identity, this girl looks stupid. It's ugly, but in fact, his strength alone is at the level of his ancestors - his brain is just a little bit abnormal, and I guess this brain abnormality is an organic mental disorder.
So I sighed, and I could only say: "Then I... will go cook."
But I was still worried, so I asked a little bit.
"You won't suddenly feel hungry in the future, right?"
"Probably-emmmm."
Looking at the girl whose expression suddenly changed from confident to hesitant, I sighed.
"It's impossible for me to be a cook by your side anytime and anywhere. And strictly speaking, I'm actually a subordinate of the Demon King. I can't follow you all day long."
Although it's just a sign of the beginning, I seriously doubt that this girl is really capable of yelling at me to come out and cook in the middle of the night.
Just in case, I think it's better to clarify this matter first to avoid future troubles.
"Hey - why don't you prepare some snack bags in advance?" Kyle Russ showed a rare embarrassed look, probably thinking that this kind of thing is really embarrassing, "Actually, this is the sequelae of my coming to the human world. Your human world and Our hell's rule system is slightly different, so for me...ahem, it consumes a lot of energy."
"You can usually absorb magic crystals or magical beast crystal nuclei or something, right?"
Although you are interested in the so-called system of rules she mentioned, I also know that asking about this kind of thing is fruitless.
"That thing has teeth." Kellas said quite frankly, "I can digest it, but the main process of eating is just like grabbing a handful of stones and throwing them into your mouth to bite them. After eating, your mouth is full of sand. .”
"No wonder your words are so full of sand."
"What?"
I quickly waved my hand, coughed and said, "It's okay, it's okay, I just told the truth."
Kellas made a sound, and then said: "Anyway, this matter is quite difficult to deal with. The magic power contained in your human things is too little. Although it is indeed delicious, you have to eat a lot of things to maintain my current state." This state.”
Contains magic?
Um. If you say so.
It is true that all the things I bought were ordinary vegetables or meat. Warcraft meat or magic plants were not on my purchase list from the beginning - after all, I don't use them at all now, and I don't know how to use them. .
So with the mentality of giving it a try, I asked: "If I use materials that contain more magic power... um, ingredients, will it be easier?"
"That's definitely okay." Kellas said, "Hey, but what you said just now is not quite right. I'm thinking about it now."
Of course I knew what she meant.
"No, I really told the truth." I said sincerely, "Chewing magic crystal or something is just like chewing a stone. If you grind the stone, it becomes sand."
Kellas glanced at me, and then frowned: "I don't think what you said is that interesting..."
No, just let this matter go.
But now I have thought of a proper solution.
"In this case, next time the ingredients will be made of monster meat."
"Hey - that's good."
Sure enough, as soon as she talked about eating, the girl immediately forgot about what happened just now.
But her expression immediately changed.
"You said it's next time, which means I have to do this for a few more days."
I spread my hands helplessly and said, "I can't help it. What happened to you was so sudden. I was unprepared. If you had just said something before I left, it wouldn't have been like this."
"Too."
Although Warcraft meat is very expensive, I can’t stand the amount of money Kyle Russ gave me.
She may not know that my trip to the Immortal Fortress was all spent with the money from Kellas's purse...
In fact, it was a large-scale coin transaction (referring to the carriage). The little money I had was really not enough to see, so I made a move after thinking about it.
I borrowed it temporarily, which is reasonable but the original owner didn't know much about it.
But what surprised me a little was that Kyle Russ had a twisted look on his face.
"The main thing is - I used to just chew a few magic crystals to make do, but now I can't stop after eating your food. You have to take full responsibility for this..."
I am a cook now! ?
Probably because she saw my expression turning gray immediately, she coughed and said: "How about - you wrap the magic crystal in egg liquid, then dip it in some bread crumbs and throw it in the pan to fry? I don't know much about fried magic crystal. What kind of program is Jing? See what you said before..."
I snapped and covered my face.
"How do I know how to fry magic crystals?"
I wonder how normal people have to sprinkle a layer of salt after eating magic crystals. I didn’t know that YY in fantasy novels at that time could eat magic crystals to practice, or that people like Kyle Rath who directly swallowed magic crystals were already the same as those in fantasy novels. The style of this world is different!
"That--"
"Forget it, I'll give you the whole snack bag. I think the bag left in my barn can be used for washing..."
