It can be said that Li Baiyi was dragged home from the palace all the way by Li Xiao's ears. Fortunately, he was in the carriage all the way, so no one would see him.
After returning home, Li Xiao kicked Li Baiyi into the backyard.
"You kid is just going to stand here. When your anger as a father subsides, you can go back and rest. Do you understand?"
Li Xiao pointed at Li Baiyi angrily.
Li Baiyi looked at the scorching sun and couldn't help but said: "Dad, are you planning to dry your son's human meat and use it as army rations? Tiger poison doesn't even eat its seeds."
Li Xiao snorted softly and said, "If I can really dry you into human flesh, it would be of some use."
As he spoke, Li Xiao pointed to a soldier on the side and said, "Keep an eye on him, kid. Don't let him escape, otherwise I will take advantage of you."
In front of the soldiers, Li Xiao still used to call himself a general.
"Yes, Lord Guo."
Li Xiao waved his hands and walked out of the compound, while Li Baiyi stood in the scorching sun and basked in the sun. The wooden soldier not far away stared at the situation on his side without blinking.
After a while, a figure came to Li Baiyi. It was his servant Ergou.
"Master, why are you basking in the sun here? It's so hot. Don't get heat stroke. It will be uncomfortable then."
When Li Baiyi saw the other party, his face showed joy and said: "Quickly, give me some drink to relieve the heat. Fruits are also fine. I am almost dying of heat."
"Also, have you seen that idiot over there? Get me something good, and say it was given to him by him, so that he can feel refreshed and stop staring at me like that."
Hearing this, Ergou nodded quickly and said, "Don't worry, young master, Ergou will take care of it right away."
After a while, Ergou brought some pieces of iced watermelon, which had been chilled from the cellar and still gave off the slightest chill.
He first handed a piece to Li Baiyi, and Li Baiyi started to chew it.
After eating a piece of watermelon in the blink of an eye, Li Baiyi wiped his mouth and pointed at the soldier.
"Quickly, give this piece of watermelon to that brother. It's hard enough for him to watch me here."
"After all, he is still a soldier under my father. We can't let anything happen to him."
Ergou hurriedly brought the watermelon to the soldier. The soldier was still unwilling to eat it, so Li Baiyi said immediately.
"Eat quickly. This is what I gave you. It was given to you by the Duke of Zhen. If you don't eat it, don't you want to listen to what the Duke has to say?"
"What's more, my father just asked you to look at me, and he didn't say he wouldn't let you eat or drink."
When the soldier heard that it made sense, he thanked Li Baiyi and started to eat happily. Li Baiyi and Ergou looked at each other, understanding each other, and they were both waiting for the medicine to take effect.
Within a moment, the soldier clutched his stomach with a painful look on his face, and Ergou pointed in the direction to one side.
"Brother, the toilet is over there."
The soldier hurriedly ran to the toilet in confusion, and Ergou came to Li Baiyi with a proud look on his face to ask for credit.
Li Baiyi hurried back to his room to rest.
"Master, I did a good job, I heard. I heard that the master captured the princess last night. Tell me about it, let me have a taste of the life of the upper class."
Li Baiyi looked at his wretched look and couldn't help but kicked him and said, "What are you thinking about? You can talk about the princess at will?"
Ergou rubbed the buttocks that had just been kicked and said, "Master, it's not me who said this, it was those young men who said it."
Li Baiyi was stunned for a moment, then his face lit up and he said, "Did Li Mao and Zhang Wen come here?"
Ergou nodded and said with a smile: "Yes, young master, I sent people to watch in the front yard and no one can enter. Ergou chatted with them for a few words, and then I realized that you have done such a big thing, young master." , Ergou was so impressed that he fell to the ground."
Li Baiyi rolled his eyes and said, "I'm so impressed, what did they say?"
Ergou thought for a while and said: "Little Master Li told me to tell the young master when I see him, don't forget that the day after tomorrow is the third anniversary of Liu Yufei's entry into Chunfeng Tower."
A figure from the memory of the original owner immediately appeared in Li Baiyi's mind, and his eyes lit up.
This is an oiran, the oiran of Chunfeng Tower in the capital, definitely one of a thousand.
Ergou chuckled and said: "Master, take Ergou there when the time comes. Ergou will never hold you back, and he can even help you."
Li Baiyi ignored him, but became more active.
He recalled the past memories with this Liu Yufei in his mind. In the past, the original owner made a fool of himself and wrote a poem in front of Liu Yufei, which was a great humiliation. Everyone in the capital knew about it, and even the oiran was implicated.
This time, he wanted to write a poem to the oiran to make up for the previous "misunderstanding."
Although he doesn't know how to write poems and lyrics, he is not alone!
Behind him is an entire collection of famous poems accumulated over thousands of years of history in previous lives. If you pick out one or two of them at random, they will definitely amaze the audience!
When the time comes, it will be enough for me to pick out one or two suitable songs, right?
A smile appeared on Li Baiyi's face, which made Er Gou feel a little scared.
"Master, what's wrong with you? Don't think anything wrong about Ergou. Ergou is just your servant and won't do that kind of thing."
Li Baiyi kicked Ergou directly.
Early the next morning, Li Baiyi opened his eyes and climbed out of bed. Hearing some noise outside, he couldn't help but feel a little confused. When he walked out of the room, he suddenly stopped.
The yard outside was filled with people at some point, and it was bustling, like a vegetable market.
"Young master, are you awake? You can learn and practice it from time to time."
"You got up too late. You have to learn from us. Look, we have been waiting here for a long time before you got up."
A group of middle-aged and elderly rotten people muttered in front of Li Baiyi, which made his ears feel calloused.
Ergou came to him immediately and said: "Young Master, these are talents from all walks of life invited by the Master from outside, specifically to teach the Young Master to become a talent."
"The master said that although time is tight, they may not be able to defeat the Beiyuan envoy if they work together, but at least it can make it less embarrassing."
Li Baiyi pointed at the crowd and said, "Did my father pay to invite these guys?"
Ergou nodded and said helplessly: "Young Master, when everyone heard that I was going to teach you, no one was willing to come. So I had an idea and offered a large reward of money. As long as someone can teach the young master to make some progress, I will give him a large sum of money." "
"The master swore an oath to those people in the name of the Duke of Zhenguo, and he would never break his promise."
Li Baiyi didn't hear this sentence, and his attention was still on the previous sentence: "In other words, this old boy used my money to squander it willfully?"
"You idiot, why didn't you stop me? This is all my money!"
