Although Sun and Huang were both literary and historical gangsters in the past universe (yes, they were this gangster), they had still heard of the name Oda Nobunaga.
So when Nobunaga announced his name, Shuangxi immediately started whispering in front of others.
"Hey, Brother Huang, this guy seems to be quite famous. I have some impression of his name..."
"You don't even know Oda Nobunaga? He is that...that person."
"Who?"
"Hey, he is a very famous Warring States daimyo, and he almost unified the whole of Japan."
"Oh? Does that mean you still have some strength?"
"A bit? He's very powerful, okay?"
Everyone, everyone who is familiar with Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai knows that this kind of "popular science" dialogue between half-full and half-full of vinegar is often held between them.
In fact, neither of them knew exactly what they were talking about, but as they talked, they might both believe it.
Nobunaga sat there and watched them whisper to each other in Chinese, but he could understand roughly. So when he heard this, he said: "Oh? So have the people in the Central Plains heard of my name Nobunaga?" He paused. After a pause, he chuckled, "Huh...can you even judge my strength?"
Nobunaga heard the key word "strength" and mistakenly thought that the other party really knew something about him.
But as spectators, we all understand that Sun Huang was just making casual comments using the very rough and even funny "evaluation methods" they often used.
In their wording habits, no matter what field you are in, you can basically be divided into: invincible, very powerful, somewhat powerful, not very powerful, barely considered a person, not even a person, and a rookie. These seven grade.
The more you have achieved certain achievements in areas that they don't understand or are good at, the higher the chance of you getting high-level evaluations. And most of their evaluations are based on personal impressions, with almost no support from any systematic knowledge or even common sense. ...If you really believe it, you will suffer a lot.
For example, Nobunaga at this moment suffered from poor information. He was also complacent in thinking that the Central Plains man's reaction after hearing his name was because he was quite famous in the Central Plains.
When Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai saw his reaction, they immediately borrowed the donkey from Slope and began to flatter him and fool him.
To make a long story short, more than half an hour passed in the blink of an eye.
Nobunaga listened to the two men's various blowjobs with great interest and interest. At noon, he asked someone to bring good wine and food, and wanted to eat and chat with Shuangxi.
Not long after, some food and sake were placed on the kotatsu table in the room, and Sun and Huang did not regard themselves as outsiders at all... Not only did they sit down around the kotatsu table with Nobunaga, they also both My feet also stretched under the table.
Seeing this move, Mori Ranmaru gnashed his teeth at Hanako, because even his personal bodyguard had never experienced this kind of treatment of "sharing a kotatsu with the master."
However, Nobunaga was really happy today. He saw Ranmaru's expression and understood the young man's thoughts, so he asked Ranmaru to sit over and eat with everyone.
When the young man heard this, he was flattered and was very embarrassed at that time.
Sun Yixie took a look and saw what was going on. Don't we just want you to sit down at the kotatsu table together? What's the point of four old men warming their feet by the fire under the same table? It's not like getting under the covers and sleeping.
So, he immediately stood up, went over and pulled the young man over, and while pulling and pulling, he said: "Little brother, just add a pair of chopsticks, don't be embarrassed, it won't taste good to us if you stand there."
Anyway, it was just cheap talk, making it seem like he was the one who invited me to this meal.
Of course, his actions did alleviate Ranmaru's embarrassment.
After the four of them sat down together, Nobunaga became even happier. He served the food and drank a few more glasses. After ten rounds of drinking, Nobunaga, who had been drinking intermittently since the morning, finally felt a little drunk.
At this time, he picked up the cup and spoke to Sun Huang with a drunken look on his heart...
"I originally wanted to dominate the world in one go...
“Isn’t that bold?
“It’s just me, Nobunaga of Owari, who can rule the world.
“When I first recruited retainers, I told everyone to unify the world.
"Oh~ all the retainers, if you ask Katsuki, Hidetaka, they are all very excited... Tokichiro, they are very excited~
"What I have always said is to unify the world, and we have been making preparations to unify the world.
“So when I told them, I said it only takes you two years, or two and a half years.
"They said why? I said it's simple...
"I attack two counties every month, one in the first ten days and one in the last ten days. If we fight for a year... we will win the Kansai region.
"Then before going to Kanto, stay for another half year... training, rigorous training, and then spend another year to capture Kanto. I said that it only takes you two and a half years, and we will capture all of Japan.
"Wow, all the generals thought it was so awesome after listening to it ~ This is too challenging, and they can't lose at all."
At this point, Nobunaga lowered his eyes and curled his lips, took another sip of wine, and then continued with a playful smile: "But now I kind of want to give up... Haha..."
He smiled for a few seconds, then slowly darkened his face: "Do you know why? Because I studied your Zhongyuan book "Quanxiang Three Kingdoms"...
"I read a lot of stories in books about heroes who tried to dominate the world. I read and studied them carefully...the more I read, the more chills I felt down my spine.
"Do you know what is the biggest problem in dominance? Of course this is a very complex problem. Simply put, the biggest problem is trust...
"In these troubled times, if I conquer a city in such a short period of time, my foundation will inevitably be unstable. If someone wants to 'overwhelm' me, I will be unable to guard against it.
"Because I am an expert, I know without having to fight that someone will definitely try to defeat someone in the future, and it is almost impossible to guard against. This is the first problem.
"The second question is that more than half of the trusted generals I brought out initially will be lost... When the world is unified, these people will not be seen. Thinking of them... I will not be able to do this.
"So, after thinking about it recently, I am now considering whether I should..."
When Nobunaga said this, Huang Donglai suddenly interrupted: "Stop, stop, stop... Mr. Nobunaga, how boring are you when you say this?"
"That's right." Sun Yixie, who was also watching the excitement and not taking it too seriously, helped, "If your subordinates hear your arguments, they won't want to be submissive at first, but they will think about it after hearing it."
"Ha..." Nobunaga was now somewhat familiar with Shuangxie, so his words were relatively straightforward, "Forget it...how can you two little Central Plains artists understand what I read from the book? Realized truth.”
He didn't say this, but once he said it, it aroused the desire of the literary and historical gangsters to argue.
"Hey! We may not understand what you said, but we still have research on these three countries." Huang Donglai's voice became louder.
"That's right. Can you understand the Three Kingdoms better than us Central Plains people?" Sun Yixie also helped.
"Oh?" Nobunaga asked suspiciously, "So you two have also read the story of the Three Kingdoms?"
"More than just reading it, you know it like the back of your hand, okay?" Sun Yixie, who has only watched excerpts from the TV series... and various short video clips and weird interpretation articles from marketing accounts, spoke louder than Huang Donglai at this moment.
"You're right." Huang Donglai was also daring to fart after a few glasses of wine, "To be honest, the person in front of you is the successor to the Sun family from Jiangdong, and his talent is comparable to Lu Xun from the Three Kingdoms period. "
When Sun Yixie heard that, Brother Huang was so supportive today, so I should counterattack: "Hey... low-key, low-key, Brother Huang, you are also as capable as Taishi Ci, am I going to tell people about it too?"
When Nobunaga heard this, he almost dropped the wine glass in his hand.
Because the two people's remarks were so shameless, Nobunaga couldn't tell for a while whether they were serious or just using the comedian's ability to act silly.
But immediately afterwards, the two men came up with a series of false rumors about the Three Kingdoms that they had seen from the short video, and they suppressed Nobunaga at that time.
After all, the "Full Phase Three Kingdoms" was different from the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" we saw in later generations. In addition, many so-called "interpretations" in contemporary short videos follow the principles of marketing and deliberately use some subversive words. , written in eye-catching writing style. For the ancients who could not check information online at any time, some distortions sounded really bluffing at first.
Just like that, after half an hour of the two harmonies frothing at the mouth, not only Nobunaga, but also Ranmaru and Mitsuhide who were eavesdropping outside the door... all secretly marveled in their hearts that these two people were not simple.
The three of them all believed that what Shuang Xie said was by no means the knowledge and insight that a "street artist" and his like should have.
Sun and Huang, who were still talking endlessly, obviously hadn't realized that their proud behavior of showing off their pseudo-knowledge would soon bring them huge trouble.
