Huang Donglai's strategy can be roughly divided into three steps.
The first step - he and Linghu Xiang left the room and went to the toilet on the pretext of taking a dump.
Why two people go together instead of four people?
It's very simple. If four of you come out at the same time and say you want to poop, it will be a fake and a scam, and the other party may really not let you go.
To take a step back, even if you are allowed to go and all four of you go, wouldn’t the people guarding the four of you also have to go with you?
Therefore, in the current situation where the two sides have not yet broken up, the best choice is to remove one or two people. In this way, even if the other party has doubts, they can only send limited manpower to follow. This leaves Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang has room to cause trouble.
Step two - blow up the toilet and cause chaos.
Many readers must have guessed this. Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang, as the direct creators of "that incident", the former was the one who made the explosives, and the latter was the actual operator...the two of them worked together This is undoubtedly why he came out.
According to Brother Huang's plan, after the two came to the toilet, they first pretended to squat in a pit, and then each buried the explosives they carried with them in their squatting positions. After setting a short explosion delay, they quickly left with the people who were following them. If nothing else goes wrong, the toilet will explode as soon as they step outside the explosion range.
And this loud noise in the dark night is bound to attract the attention of everyone except them in an instant, and at that moment, they can use Qinggong to escape into the night while the other party is not distracted.
Some people may ask after seeing this, then they can blow up anywhere, why does it have to be the toilet?
There are many reasons for this. You might as well listen to me talk about the benefits of this toilet.
First of all, in other places, the stalker can always stand near you and watch your every move, but in the toilet... when you squat in that smelly cubicle, no matter how responsible the stalker is, he can only Being able to wait for you across a board, unless there is a particularly "specific" order, the other party cannot hold up the lantern, stand on tiptoes, and watch you take off your pants until you are done.
In the current situation, Wu Juntou obviously did not and would not give such an order, so the people following him would naturally just make sure that the people in the squatting position did not run away, and would not go to that point.
Secondly, in other places, after you have been alone for a period of time, others may check you when you leave to see if you have done anything or taken anything away, but in the toilet, no one will go there. Check these out.
Because there is nothing to walk around in the toilet, why don't you just walk away with a few pieces of bamboo scraped from your buttocks?
As for "what you left behind"... everyone knows this, it's nothing interesting.
Besides, "veterans" like Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang must have hidden explosives in "pits" that you can't see. Even if you really stick to the light and watch the dung, you won't be able to tell anything. You have to see through them. Just pay for it, but who would do that?
Third, in other places, if you leave in a hurry when you leave, people may become suspicious. Only in the toilet, it is perfectly normal for you to get up and leave, and walk away quickly, and no one will think it. Is there any sense of inconsistency?
I don’t need to explain this much. Many people will quickly open the window and run away after using the toilet at home, let alone in a public toilet?
And finally, a very crucial point...
You might as well think about it, besides the toilet, do they have any other options?
In this "powerful place of government", they were being watched. They wanted to go somewhere else, but they wouldn't let them go.
To sum up, bombing toilets is reasonable and reasonable.
Then, after the explosion, the third step comes - fishing in troubled waters and taking advantage of the chaos.
At this point, things are easy. They only need to repeat the operation of creating "special effects" in Wuren Temple. Considering that it is the middle of the night, they don't even have to find an empty place in advance like they did during the day. Prepare the place, any shade or roof can come.
As the four of them had agreed in advance, Qin Feng and Tyrell, who were waiting in the room, rushed to the courtyard as soon as they heard the explosion, pretending to be frightened while shouting to find Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang.
At this time, the guards outside the door must be in a state of confusion. Although Qin Feng and Tyrell will not run away directly, they will still fall into a certain amount of chaos due to the explosion and distant noise.
Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang could take this opportunity to return to the area and pretend to be ghosts, creating an opportunity for their companions to escape.
If there was no accident, those "toilet escorts" came to their senses, realized that their target was missing, and ran to inform the military commander. In the process of returning to this courtyard, the four of them had already slipped out of this military and horse department. .
Even if they are called to their door afterwards, they can still find a reason to say: "You soldiers and horses, there was a fire and a ghost at night. If we don't leave, who will be responsible for an accident? Besides, we didn't commit any crime." What's the matter? Why can't we leave? We didn't have any conflict with your people. We just saw that they were too busy to take care of themselves, so we just left in silence. Isn't this called 'escape'?"
Everyone, after seeing this, do you think this strategy is okay?
Of course, that is under the premise of "if there is no accident"...
Let's talk about Huang Donglai and Linghu Xiang. When they came to the toilet, the row of three stalls in front of them happened to be occupied by someone.
Who owns it?
Ma Xuan’s voice.
This is called a coincidence. If you think about it, you will know that there are so many people in the Nancheng Soldiers and Horses Department, there must be more than one toilet, and several other toilets in the Soldiers and Horses Department all have eight starting positions. Only this one , due to its remote location, there are only three people squatting in total...
Then why did Ma Xuansheng come to this place to "do business"?
Because people are usually used to sitting on their own "comfort chairs" and letting servants wait on the puller. When he pulls the pull, there is an incense fruit plate next to him, and someone is wiping sweat and fanning him, so this ordinary soldier uses He found the toilet too dirty and didn't like to use it.
But now that the feeling was coming, he couldn't find someone to get him a toilet at the last minute, then decorate the single room, put incense and other things... If he had time to do that, he might as well just prepare to change his pants.
Therefore, Ma Xuansheng settled for the next best thing: I can go to the toilet, but at least I should go to a secluded place where there are no people, so as not to have some unknown rough guys next to me while I'm doing things. Yes, how disgusting.
I believe anyone who has used a public toilet can understand this mentality. When you are the only one squatting there in the entire toilet, it feels okay. Although it is not as comfortable as at home, it is acceptable; but once the squatting position next to you is Someone is coming, you know the noise in the toilet, the sound is transmitted very clearly...The result is that you will react, and others will react too.
In short, when Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang came to this toilet, Ma Xuansheng had just squatted down for less than half a minute.
It was impossible for the two of them to guess who was squatting there. When they saw the light of a lantern shining on the squatting position in the middle, their first reaction was that the squatting person there was an ordinary soldier.
At that time, they both murmured in their hearts, thinking that this matter would be difficult to handle.
Originally, the two of them planned to squat next to each other and "bury bombs" because they were right next to each other, separated by a board. As long as they heard the sound of planting bombs and communicated softly, they would be able to confirm the timing. People pull up their pants at the same time and leave quickly.
But now that I'm squatting, things are different.
Don't underestimate the distance of this squatting position. Just because of this extra distance, it will be difficult for the two of them to communicate. They have to raise certain sounds to a more deliberate volume to achieve the communication effect, and it also You will be disturbed by the voice of the person in the middle. If there is any misunderstanding or the timing is wrong, you will be in danger.
Fortunately, Huang Donglai is also able to adapt to circumstances. After seeing this, he thought for a moment and said to Linghu Xiang: "Hey, I know you are slow to pull. I will finish pulling in a while and won't wait for you. I will go first myself." Go back, you'll follow me when you're done."
To others, this is just a casual "friendship" exchange. Most men have experienced it when they were students, and there is nothing strange about it.
But with Huang Donglai's look in his eyes, Linghuxiang understood: Brother Huang means that the plan has changed. In order to prevent problems with the timing of cooperation, he simply stopped bombing. He will take the first step in a while, and I will follow. Responsible for bombing.
"Okay, I'll follow you as soon as I'm done. Don't worry." Linghu Xiang replied immediately.
This is naturally feasible.
Originally, the two of them exploded at the same time just to increase the success rate, prevent accidents such as "dumb bombs", and to make the explosion stronger; now it is Linghuxiang who explodes alone, which is fine, anyway, it explodes. Even if successful.
After a while, Huang Donglai would naturally pretend to say hello to Linghuxiang before "taking the first step". When Linghuxiang heard what he said, he immediately planted the bomb and then left quickly.
As long as both of them are still halfway back when the explosion occurs, the result will be the same.
With this in mind, the two of them took a lantern from the two "toilet escorts" and entered the squatting positions on both sides.
As for the eight toilet guards who followed them, none of them approached the smelly toilet at the moment. They all stood waiting two feet away.
Obviously, these soldiers are normal people... They just clock in and go to work, and they are really not that responsible and serious. As long as "the people are still there", they have completed the tracking order, and they really don't want to do more .
On the other hand, Ma Xuansheng, who was squatting in the middle, undoubtedly heard the conversation outside.
But because he was squatting, he couldn't see the situation outside, and he was unfamiliar with the voices of Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang. In addition, the two people outside didn't call each other's names, so Ma Xuansheng didn't know that the two squatting people were inside. Who were the people squatting on his left and right? They just thought they were two ordinary soldiers.
He didn't expect at all that these two people were Huang Donglai and Linghuxiang who shouted "We want to poop" in the courtyard not long ago...
Because Ma Xuansheng was also familiar with the Army and Horse Division in the south of the city, he knew that there was a larger toilet near the yard where the four people were under house arrest. Logically speaking, even if Wu Juntou let them go, they would not be where he is now. This is what I'm squatting on.
However, as I said before, it is no coincidence that when Wu Juntou gave the order to these "toilet escorts", the direction he pointed was right here.
Wu Juntou's idea is: This toilet is the second closest to the yard, but it is much smaller than the nearest one. The smaller the toilet, the less people come and go, so it is naturally easier to monitor and less likely to go wrong.
How did he know... Just when he came out to deal with this matter, Ma Xuansheng, who was waiting for him in the room, couldn't sit still and went to the smallest toilet in the whole army.
This is great, the three of them are squatting together.
Everyone knows Huang Donglai. He has had gastrointestinal problems since he was a child. He used to come here several times a day, but now he has to squat for a while, and he had to squat for a while to look "real", so he thought about it: " You’re already here, why don’t you just pretend to be real and unload some goods along the way?”
As soon as he thought about it, he felt that way.
A few seconds later, Ma Xuansheng heard a sputtering sound coming from his right side, and at the same time, a wave of fresh, strong stench rushed into his nostrils.
What’s even more outrageous is that although there is no gap between these toilets where you can see each other’s feet like modern public toilets (because there were no toilets or flush toilets back then, the cesspools under the squatting seats are directly connected, which is why There is a gap, so there is no need to leave a gap of a few centimeters above the ground), but because the cesspits under several squatting positions are connected, the prince-in-law even felt some dung flowers being splashed up at this moment, It spread to his side, giving his buttocks a little bit of coolness.
Ma Xuansheng, who has always been "refined", came to squat in the pit today for the first time. He felt a little nauseous when he was squatting there alone. Now that Huang Donglai was doing this, it was very uncomfortable.
But in this situation, it was difficult for him to have an attack. In desperation, he had to put the lantern aside and cover his nose with his sleeves.
Some people may want to ask, people have two hands. Ma Xuan Sheng covers his mouth and nose with one hand, but can't he still hold a lantern with the other hand?
Then you have overlooked a problem. This is that in ancient times, Ma Xuansheng was another Confucian scholar. He wore loose clothes with large sleeves and hems, so when he squatted down, he had to have one hand to hold the outer robe. Those hanging fabrics at the lower edge, otherwise the clothes will be easily stained with dirt.
And the hand he was holding the lantern should have put down the lantern briefly only when "wiping", and the place where he put the lantern should be at a relatively flat and high place behind the pit, but now he couldn't bear it anymore , he just casually placed the lantern on the narrow edge in front of him.
Everyone has seen lanterns. The top is heavy but the pole is light, and the round head is long. If you put it down incorrectly or the place where it is placed is uneven, it will fall over easily. When it falls, it will roll sideways.
As soon as the Prince Consort's lantern rolled, it rolled into the cesspool.
But don't think that as long as you see a little open fire in the pit, it will explode immediately. This is really not the case.
Of course, I don’t recommend that you take a match lighter and run into a public restroom to experiment. I won’t be responsible for anything that happens.
We also talked about this Ma Xuan sound. At this moment, his lantern fell and it was just extinguished, nothing else.
As for him, he didn't care. Anyway, there was still moonlight outside. Even if the lantern went out, he would be able to go out later.
At the same moment, Huang Donglai next door was ready to pull up his pants.
"Hey, I'm fine, let's go first." When Huang Donglai walked out of the compartment with a lantern, he called Linghu Xiang.
After shouting, he walked forward, and then left surrounded by four toilet guards.
Ma Xuansheng thought to himself: "Fortunately, although the person on the right is 'open and closed', he comes and goes in a hurry. Otherwise... I just wait for the person on the left to leave before starting. They are both here." I really can’t pull it out here.”
What? You asked the prince-in-law why he hasn’t started pulling since he arrived half a minute early?
Hmm, some people are like this. Even if they are in a hurry, as long as they know there is a stranger next to them, they just can’t get out. Especially when they are “doing big things”, some people will feel ashamed to let others hear their little noises. What's more, the consort is not used to squatting in pits and is still getting used to it.
To make a long story short, a minute later, Linghuxiang planted the explosives and walked out of his squatting position with a lantern.
Before leaving, he deliberately looked back to make sure that there were no fires in the two squatting positions next to him, so that no one else would be accidentally hurt, and then he left quickly.
"Phew...finally left."
After Linghu Xiang also walked away, Ma Xuansheng, who was silently waiting for the two people left and right to get out, let out a long sigh of relief. He thought that he could finally unload the goods quietly and happily alone.
At this moment, his luck moved to his Dantian, his waist and horse became one, and he pushed hard.
As the torrent he endured repeatedly poured out like a bursting dam, he let out a hearty "Ah——".
But the next second, his moans were covered up by a loud noise.
And his whole body was engulfed by explosions and filth that were very close at hand...
