Early in the morning, by a river on the outskirts of the city.
This is the place where Sun Yixie asked Da Dai to go fishing.
The river is an ordinary river, not very deep, but it can still drown people.
Beside the river is a shoal mixed with sand, gravel and mud. The terrain is slightly sloping, and there is a clump of woods not far from the beach.
Although Sun Yixie made it clear during the appointment that he and Da Da would "go fishing alone and chat," Da Da was not a trustworthy person...
Because he felt guilty, before dawn today, Da Dai brought a dozen men over and laid an ambush in the woods in advance - he was afraid that there would be more people than him.
Unexpectedly, shortly after sunrise, Sun Yixie came alone.
When Da Dai saw this, he began to murmur in his heart: I can't see that you are also a good guy, how dare you come here alone? In the wilderness, aren't you afraid that I will bring a group of people to kill you and then bury you on the spot?
Of course, he just thought about it. In fact, it was impossible for him to do this.
First, there was no life-and-death hatred between him and Sun Yixie. The little friction at the market two days ago was a common occurrence for them who collected protection fees, and it was not a big deal.
Secondly, the existence of the Shuangxie group may not be a bad thing for you. The reason was explained in our last book. At present, among the three giants of the Longmen Gang, the other two have been "beaten" It's even worse than the big ones.
Thirdly, it was naturally because Sun Yixie and others had the imperial court as their backer, so they did not dare to act rashly against them.
To make a long story short, now Sun Yixie is going to the meeting alone. It would be embarrassing for him to show up from the grass with a group of people. Therefore, after weighing it, he can only order his men to continue in the woods. He was hiding in the forest, while he sneaked back along the forest. When he retreated to a very far place, he ran out of the forest, stepped onto the shallows, and walked towards Sun Yixie alone and "honestly".
"Young Master Sun, you're so early." When he came closer, Da Dai saw that Sun Yixie was concentrating on fishing, as if he didn't notice that he was approaching, so he took the initiative to say hello.
When Sun Yixie heard this, he glanced at Da Da in a leisurely manner, and then asked Da Da a very embarrassing question: "Where is your fishing rod?"
Da Dai was stunned by his question. At that moment, he wanted to slap himself in the mouth, and said in his heart: "Yes... I am here to fish. Where is my fishing rod?"
Everyone, what is this called? It is called a low-level error caused by neglect of probability plus change blindness.
To put it in human terms... Let me give you an example. For example, a girl you have had a crush on for a long time asked you to go to her house to repair her computer one day. As a result, you were too excited and had random thoughts. Before going, you went to fix your hair, dress, and think Why are you chatting with someone, only to find out when you stand in front of the computer that you don't have a screwdriver or a USB flash drive with you? How can you be lonely?
Da Dai's situation today was similar to this. Because he was so concerned and wary of Sun Yixie, he neglected to bring the minimum things he needed to bring when fishing.
"Uh...I..." Da Dai had no choice but to give a reason that even seemed silly to him, "I was in a hurry when I went out and forgot to pick it up."
"Heh..." Sun Yixie smiled, "You said... you didn't bring any bait or fishing basket. I can still lend it to you, but I didn't bring any fishing rods. It seems..." At this point, He paused briefly and then said, "...You are really afraid of me."
As soon as these words came out, Da Dai's expression turned cold: "Young Shaoxia Sun, what you said... is that you are a bit underestimating Lei, right?"
"Oh?" Sun Yixie said, "So... you are brave?"
"Hmph..." Da Dai immediately laughed when he heard this, and then came up with a standard starting move that everyone is familiar with, boasting, "I'm not bragging..."
"Hey~ Just wait a minute." However, Sun Yixie interrupted before the other party could say the first sentence, "Before you brag about how brave you are, why don't you hide your gang in the woods first?" Would you like to let your little brother go first?"
If Brother Sun's previous fishing rod issue only made Da Da a little embarrassed, then these words now are like taking off Da Da's panties.
And what Sun Yixie said makes sense. While you are bragging about your courage, you have a dozen brothers squatting nearby to protect you. What will your brothers think? In the future, these gangsters will have to treat you like a fool behind your back?
Even though this guy is a gangster and has a thick skin, he is not at the level of Sun Yixie.
Therefore, after a few seconds of silence, Da Dai continued in a very stiff tone: "Young Master Sun...please wait for a moment."
After that, he quickly walked to the woods, whispered a few words, and drove away all the younger brothers he brought.
Obviously, if things have happened now, if you let these little guys stay here, it will only become more embarrassing for you. Furthermore, you can see that Sun Yixie only came here alone, and he didn't bring any weapons, just fishing gear. That's it, in this one-on-one situation, even if there is a fight, Da Dai is confident that he can escape unscathed.
Just like that, after chasing people away, Da Da turned around and came back. He had to apologize to Brother Sun, and by the way, he also found a step for himself to get off: "Uh... Sun Shaoxia, don't be offended. My brothers are also talking about it." Loyalty, don't trust me, insist on following me, I told them, Sun Shaoxia, you are not the kind of person who invites people to come out alone to do evil things. They didn't believe it, this is how to judge a gentleman with a villain's heart... "
"Okay, okay, sit down, sit down and talk." Sun Yixie didn't bother to listen to his explanations that everyone knew were farts. He waved his hand and dismissed this article.
The big guy also used the donkey to get off the slope, so he quickly shut up and sat down on a big rock about one meter away from Sun Yixie.
"Do you know what is the most important thing about fishing?" Sun Yixie continued to ask when he saw the other party sitting down.
Da Dai naturally knew that the answer to this question was "patience", so he interpreted the other party's implication in his mind before replying: "What Sun Shaoxia means is... on the matter of 'choosing the leader', let me not impatient?"
Sun Yixie nodded slightly and continued: "Actually, you have done quite well. These days... you have not taken the initiative to provoke anyone, you just hired a killer to retaliate; unlike A-Pin and Master Gong. , before Master Gong’s bones were cold, they started causing trouble everywhere..."
His words, firstly, point out: We all know what everyone, including you, has done; secondly, they also remind you: The reason why they did not "beat" you like they did with Ah Fen and Gong Jingyi is just that Because you are relatively calm, not because we can't or dare not.
Da Da also understood the meaning, so after thinking about it for a while, he responded: "Then I want to ask...if I just maintain the status quo and don't make some small moves like Ah Bin and the others, this 'leading' 'The position will soon be mine?"
"Heh..." Sun Yixie sneered upon hearing this, "That's not necessarily the case."
This answer was not what Da Dai expected, and he immediately straightened his face: "How can I say this?"
Sun Yixie shrugged: "You have to understand that we are here to smooth things over, not to form cliques, nor to carry people's sedan chairs; as long as everyone on the Green Forest Road can choose a person in a friendly manner. Here comes a new leader. Don't make any fooling around before and after the election. Then who the new leader is in the end... it doesn't matter to us." He paused, "So, if you want to be the leader, go for it on your own merits. It’s just a matter of choice, you can’t get any ‘guarantee’ from me.”
"Ha! Hahaha..." When Da Dai heard this, he couldn't help but laugh angrily, "'Be harmonious and angry'? Huh... Sun Shaoxia, are you kidding me? If those of us who come out to hang out can be harmonious, what are we doing? Just switch to legitimate business!"
This sentence was an irony, he didn't expect it...
"You're going to do it? Who's stopping you?" Sun Yixie said seriously, "My family is also engaged in a legitimate business. Doesn't it make more than you do? To put it bluntly, it's not up to you whether it's legitimate or not. Can you 'get it done'?" He tilted his head, glanced sideways at Da Dai, and continued, "Besides, I think it's quite suitable for you Da Dai to change to a more serious career. As the saying goes... Zhen A woman who loses her integrity is not as good as an old prostitute who behaves well. You say that a boss like you who leads a gang of young men around the countryside and oppresses the people all day long suddenly changes his ways and stops doing evil. Once the contrast comes out, the neighbors will not be able to praise you as a great person. A good person? This will set a good example for the peers around you. Maybe the entire social atmosphere in Guangzhou will be inspired by you in the future, right?"
Da Dai was not very educated at first, but he was confused by Brother Sun's half-modern and half-ancient talk. He didn't understand more than half of it. Judging from the parts he could understand, he felt that the other party seemed to be talking. He mocked him for "not being able to handle it" and called him an old whore.
"Fuck!" So, Da Dai stood up while cursing, "What is this mess? I tell you, surnamed Sun, that I called you Young Hero to be polite to you. I can come today because I It’s enough for you to save your face, you’d better... Just don’t support me as the leader, but you still teach me how to do things? And you also use words to humiliate me over and over again? Do you think I’m big and easy to bully?” he said. At this point, he has almost revealed his true nature as a gangster, and has stopped pretending at all, "I will put my words here now. From now on, if you give me face, everyone will not offend you. I will do my thing if you are fair to you." If you don’t give me face, let’s see who has the strength when the time comes!”
chua——
Before Da Dai finished speaking, Brother Sun's "strength" came towards his face.
What the hell is that? Lime powder.
Everyone remembers Sun Yixie's three melee combat skills: eye poke, crotch kick, and lime powder.
Even when his martial arts became very advanced, he never lost sight of these three things, because they were already integrated into his bones and soul.
And now, the big guy's reaction is quick. After all, he is out to fool around, and he is very wary of such dirty things. Even if Sun Yixie hides the lime powder very discreetly inside the end of the fishing rod, The attack movements were also extremely fast and skillful, but Da Dai still relied on instinct to tilt his head and raise his hand to dodge the attack.
However... Brother Sun's last move came faster and more cruelly than Da Dai had imagined.
I don’t know if you have seen the fish baskets used for fishing in ancient times. Generally speaking, the fish baskets are made of bamboo and are very light. In order to prevent the fish thrown into the fish baskets from moving around, the fishermen will knock the fish baskets When turning over, a relatively heavy stone will be placed in the fish basket in advance to "press the bottom".
At this moment, Sun Yixie released the fishing rod with his right hand and suddenly threw out the lime powder. At the same time, his left hand had already reached into the fish basket and took out a piece that he had carefully selected and was very handy, which was very suitable for "headshots". " He took out the stone and swung it toward Da Dai's head with a single charge.
It's so big... I originally came with a weapon.
Not only did I take this guy with me, but I also took my little brother with me...
But just now he saw that Sun Yixie only brought fishing gear and only one person, so when he approached, he naturally didn't have anything in his hands; and as for his younger brothers... After being bullied by Brother Sun just now, they also Driven away by himself.
Therefore, facing the stone thrown by Sun Yixie at this time, Da Dai could only deal with it with his bare hands.
Can this arm be stronger than a rock?
In the world of martial arts, it is actually possible. For example, Xie Run, the third boss of the Yiyong Escort Agency, is not afraid of stones or hammers when he uses such skill.
But most people don't have that ability... Although his martial arts is higher than Sun Yixie's, he is just a second-rate figure in the world. Besides, he is not specialized in the golden bell cover and iron cloth shirt; now Sun Yixie Taking advantage of the moment when Da Da's body was unstable after dodging the lime, Da Da was hit on the head like a mad dog. Da Da could not dodge, so he could only carry it with his arms to protect his head.
As soon as he carried it...he was quickly hit with multiple comminuted fractures.
Even though his martial arts skills were superior to Sun Yixie's, after this wave of sneak attacks, he was no longer able to fight, so he could only endure the severe pain in his hands, staggered back, and twisted around to run away.
How could Sun Yixie give him a chance to escape? As soon as he saw that the opponent was trying to escape, Brother Sun threw the stone as soon as he waved his hand. He went up and grabbed him, and then used a set of sleeping skills to drag the opponent to the ground.
People with sound limbs may not be able to unlock Brother Sun's "Harmonious Boxing Way", not to mention that his arms are already useless.
"Haha~ Let's see who has the strength, right? Huh?" After Sun Yixie steadily restrained the opponent, he started to play mean, "What should I say now?"
"You..." At this time, Da Dai was locked with Brother Sun's joint skills. He fell on the shoal, his face covered with sand, and he was furious, "You are so rude! What kind of young hero are you? You are more powerful than us. It’s still dark on the road!”
"Ha! Do you care about me?" Sun Yixie's voice rose in pitch, "Anyway, you are being fucked by me now, do you admit it or not?"
When Da Dai heard this, he thought to himself: Did it? Why does this sound so awkward? Even if you say "defeat", I will probably admit it. If you say "did it", if it gets spread in the future, there will be some misunderstanding...
"I'm asking you a question! Are you mute?" Sun Yixie, on the other hand, saw that the other party didn't respond after a few seconds, so he increased the strength of his skill lock.
"Ah——" Under the pain, the vigor of a gangster came up again, "I recognize your mother!"
"Damn it! You dare to curse?" Sun Yixie said, then turned over and changed his position (considering that most of his arms were folded, Sun Yixie had many options for suppressing him) and freed up one hand. , and casually picked up a branch from the side, and hit the opponent's head repeatedly, "Do you admit defeat? Do you admit defeat?"
Even though it's just a branch, it's half-thick but not thin... It's as thick as a three- or four-year-old child's arm, and it's solid. The feeling when hit on the head is not much different from a rolling pin.
Although Brother Sun didn't intend to kill him, it was enough to beat Da Da to death.
"It's killing people! Sun Yixie is killing people! Come here! Help!" At this time, we can see the nature of people like Da Da. At this time, if a knight-errant is controlled by Sun Yixie like this, he will never Calling for help like this means you won't die. This means that a scholar is indestructible. But for gangsters like these who climbed up from the bottom, no matter how glamorous and honorable they are when they act as bosses, at the critical moment, they will be killed. That's real - it's important to save your life first.
Don't mention it, Da Da's shouting really worked, because his men didn't really run far away, they just retreated to a place where they couldn't see. After all, after Da Da brother finished talking about it, they still had to pick it up. The eldest brother is back home.
So when the big brother yelled like this, a few younger brothers with sharp ears soon heard it, so these younger brothers hurriedly came to "rescue".
But no matter how fast they are, it will still take a minute or two to run back. One or two minutes... For those who are being beaten on both sides, seconds are like years.
When Da Da's younger brothers ran along the shoal and were still a hundred meters away from the two of them, they saw that Sun Yixie was riding on Da Da's brother, holding a piece of wood and hitting Da Da's head. He also scolded: "It depends on your strength, right! It depends on your strength, right! Do you have the strength to compete with me, Sun Yixie? Brother Daxie, Brother Daxie, do you really think that I am my brother when I call you Brother Daxie? You are Brother Daxie." It’s not a big sunbathing!”
Regarding this scene, those who knew that Dong Xie, who was well-known in the world of martial arts, was negotiating with Lei Chao, the leader of the Longmen Gang of Green Forest Road, but those who didn't know thought it was two gangsters having a wild fight by the river.
"what are you doing!"
"What are you doing! Let go of Brother Daxie!"
At this time, the older brothers also reacted as most people would, which was to shout first and rush forward while shouting.
Of course, even if they didn't shout, Sun Yixie would have noticed them coming.
Anyway, the "beating" was almost done, and Sun Yixie gave up when he saw fit. He lowered his head and pointed at Da Da with a branch and said: "Da Da, listen to me. I am going to teach you a lesson today, but my subordinates are still here." If you are in love, just recite sutras this time, and next time you will have to transcend it. I advise you to take care of yourself!"
After that, Sun Yixie got up and ran away, throwing away all the fishing gear and murder weapons.
Ordinarily speaking, Brother Sun is not a very fast runner. Although he is much faster than ordinary people, he will definitely not be able to run when he meets someone who is really good at Qinggong.
What a pity... The martial arts skills of Da Da's men are all average; more importantly, when these guys saw Da Da being "pressed to the ground and beaten violently", they all took it for granted that they would not be able to catch up even if they caught up. Not good.
Therefore, these dozen or so younger brothers seemed to rush over in great force, but without exception, they all stopped beside the big brother. Each one of them... all pretended to go up to help the big brother, and asked him about his welfare. It's just that no one dares to be the first to chase Sun Yixie.
As for Da Da, at this time, he didn't have much energy left to yell and scold these guys.
The leader of the Longmen Gang, after being "fucked" by Brother Sun for a few minutes using unethical means, what he found on the other end was disheveled, with a bruised nose and swollen face, a bruised head and a bloody head, and he was in a daze.
His two arms, which had multiple injuries, were further aggravated by the enthusiastic "support" of his younger brothers.
Recalling it later, Da Dai realized belatedly that the Three-Word King was quite generous. Asking him to "wear a helmet" was really not just talk. It was a pity that he did not realize that the literal meaning of this sentence was itself. .
Of course, Da Dai didn't mention anything about today to anyone, and he didn't let the younger brothers present today "have the chance" to mention it to anyone. After all... this was really embarrassing.
However, after all, some rumors got out, so that after "Huang Donglai killed people in the cesspit", the strange rumor that "you must wear a helmet when going fishing with Sun Yixie" was also widely circulated in the world, but "why", but No one knew, and because no one knew, everyone began to "make up their own minds", and then various versions of the story came out, and the scale was compared to the hypothesis of "bigger people were fucked by Sun Yixie"... Still big.
