It's just that the arrow is on the string and I have to shoot it...
Unpredictable is not a person with stage fright. He looked around at the hundreds of Hesse people in the hall.
Smiling and nodding, he already had an idea in his mind. He walked towards Deputy Governor Mason with the young and promising steps of an inspector general, and took the phone calmly and confidently.
After a pause for a few seconds, and seeing everyone in the audience completely quiet, Mo Zhi raised the microphone:
“Thank you all for being here, Deputy Governor Mason and the Provincial Council of the Southern Province for their generosity and support. I am what Deputy Governor Mason said, the young and heroic new Inspector General of Bancarroll City, unpredictable! "
"I think everyone should now be able to confirm that Deputy Governor Mason is an honest and cautious elder. As you can see, I am indeed quite young, and I am confident that I am as brave as Mr. Mason said. Mr. Mason is not I didn’t lie to everyone!”
These few words, using Mason's words to praise oneself, are quite humorous. They are very in line with the national character of the Hesse people who are arrogant and like to show off. They immediately lifted the atmosphere of the entire golden hall.
"Hahaha" There was a burst of sparse applause from the audience, and at the same time, some people began to react and burst into laughter. After that, the atmosphere of the entire venue turned from solemn to enthusiastic.
Unexpectedly glanced in the direction of his own people with his eyes, and found that his team members were arranged in various positions throughout the venue, all looking at him with their arms folded leisurely. Only Sharna, the life secretary, shook her head with a wry smile, as if He was once again speechless at being so boastful.
"Everyone, I'm honored." Mu Zhi put away the microphone and once again directed everyone's attention to himself, and waited for it to quiet down again before he could calmly edit his draft:
“I am honored to be transferred to the City of Ban Carroll to serve as Inspector General of this city that can only be described as great. This has made me excited for a long time since I first heard the news. , that’s because I’m about to have the honor of becoming a member of Bancarol City!”
"Bancarol City, even the entire Southern Province, and everyone living here, and even all the Hesse people, can be called great. I think this is a fact recognized by the entire continent!"
These contents are widely recognized among the Hesse people. Such unexpected praise once again ignited the pride in the hearts of the Hesse people, and the audience suddenly burst into warm applause.
Unexpectedly smiled and pressed his hand, signaling everyone to be quiet. He turned to look at Deputy Governor Mason beside him, and found that the other person was looking at him with bright eyes. He understood that the other person was in for an unexpected surprise.
Not only was he pleasantly surprised, but the southern tribe behind the scenes might also be excited by their praise of the Hesse people.
"I think no one will have any objection to denying the greatness of the Hesse people, Bancarol City, and even the entire southern province!" Mozhi continued the previous article and continued to cheat, choosing the total score in the primary school essay The general structure, I started to talk endlessly:
"Yes, the Hesse people are great, and I am proud to work in this land of the Southern Province!"
"As we all know, the Hesse people are the oldest beings in Rodinia. They have a splendid culture that the Tang people, Dongsi people and even the Europeans do not have. This is something that all the Hesse people should be proud of!"
"We are blessed by the largest number of gods. Unlike other races, we only believe in the only existence of the Iron God. Everyone, this is the simplest truth. The Hesse people are the most powerful and outstanding because we have Blessed by countless gods, isn’t it?”
"Yes." Several people in the audience immediately responded in unison.
It's your size. This is the source of your backwardness. It's tiring enough to believe in one iron god, let alone believe in thousands of other gods... Haha, you are often fighting among yourself because of your different beliefs... Unpredictable minds He resisted the urge to roll his eyes and continued to lie:
"The Hesse people have the smartest minds and an IQ that is the envy of everyone. This is unquestionable, because I have traveled to many places on the mainland and have seen too many stupid Easterners and Europeans. Until I came here When I got here, among the Hesse people, I felt that my IQ had finally returned to normal levels."
"Hahaha" the laughter started again.
Only you Hesse people believed this kind of lie. With a smile on your face, you waited for silence in the audience, cursing in your heart: It was only after I came here and met you that I realized how smart I am.
"I believe that the facts have helped me prove what I said! If nothing else, let's just say here...Bancarol, or the entire southern province, is a great land, and there are only Hesse people. You deserve to live on such a land!”
"The Southern Province is the largest agricultural province in the continent, and the output of agricultural products accounts for one-third of the entire continent. This is a miracle that can only happen on the land of the Hesse people!"
"This even makes the booming and considerable industrial scale in the southern province seem so mediocre. No one else on the continent knows that Hesse Manufacturing has already become the number one in the entire continent, providing all the products for the entire continent. Commodities, the entire continent cannot leave the southern provinces, because their industry will be paralyzed due to lack of raw materials, don’t you think so.”
This passage is a bit deep, and ordinary Hesse people may not understand it. It is unpredictable that the conversation changed at the end. Regardless of whether the logic is correct or not, it is just right to praise the Hesse people for their awesomeness.
The people in the audience were mesmerized by what they heard. This may be the first time they have received praise from a Tang native in such a grand public occasion, even the director of the Supervision Bureau!
"The Hesse are the richest because...our Bancarol has the largest ghetto in the entire continent!"
"Don't underestimate the slums! Who are the people living in the slums? They are poor people. Although they are poor, it shows that the starting point of the entire southern province is low... In other words."
Mo Cai felt that he was almost out of shape. He quickly wiped his sweat and warned himself not to let himself go, and then continued:
"In other words, we have more room for progress in the future! As the southern province becomes rich and powerful, all the poor Hesse people will become rich. Think about it, this is not a disadvantage, but a great hope. An advantage that is enough to shock the entire continent. When all Hesse people can reach the middle-class level, the southern province will definitely be the richest province in the entire continent and a super province!"
"Yes" The Hersse officials who were excited in the audience have formed a habit. Every time Mu Zhi said a word, they would affirm it in unison below.
Mo Zhi searched his mind again, and this time put the topic on Bancarol City:
"We have the most beautiful city in the entire continent, and we have Bankarol, the pearl on the bank of the Huan River! This is a gift given to the Hesse people by the God of Iron and the thousands of gods in the Hesse!"
"As we all know, Bancarol has the same long-standing culture, the cleanest and tidiest cityscape in the continent, the best citizens, and Hersé cuisine that is the envy of everyone..."
"Please believe that I really fall in love with the city of Bancarol and will consider this place as my home in the future!"
“There is no other city on the mainland that can compare with Bancarol. Let’s just talk about the cleanliness of the city... If you have been to other cities in the mainland, you will find that there is no garbage in other cities. Not as much as Ben Carroll!”
Well, I almost told the truth again, but Mozhi quickly stopped and changed the subject:
"Don't think that a lot of garbage is a bad thing. This means that there are more Hesse people living in our city, which means that the whole city is more dynamic... After all, only a dynamic city can produce so much garbage, like the Northern Province. In such a sparsely populated city, there is no need to have garbage. Everyone should know how backward they are... This also shows that Bancarroll has a scale and prospects that other cities cannot match."
I'm sorry, Northern Province, for letting you lie at gunpoint... Mo Zhi held a small moment of silence in his heart, and said again:
"The Hesse people also have the mother river Huan River that is envied by everyone! Because this is a holy river given by the Iron God, it has the most hygienic water quality!"
"The water of the Huan River is the cleanest and most sacred water. Even cow dung and corpses deposited in the water will be purified by the sacred power of the Huan River and become the purest and most hygienic thing in the world. It is simply better than alcohol used in hospitals. The disinfected body needs to be clean!”
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"Also, the Hesse people have the most cattle in the entire continent! I believe everyone knows this... The Hesse people will definitely dominate the entire continent in the future and make other provinces bow their heads, because , they don’t have that many cows! There’s no way to borrow the power of the sacred cows, right?”
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"They will not have cow dung. Without this magical and powerful cow dung, no province can rival the Hesse people..."
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"Here, there is also the most excellent tradition, which gives the Hesse people an advantage that others do not have, that is... the Hesse people know how to respect men!"
"Men are the main body of society. This is a fact that no true god can deny. Only among the Hesse people can men give full play to their nature and possess those women who are born low. Believe me, this will definitely make the Hesse people Greater."
"It is precisely because of this custom that the Hesse people are the largest in the world in terms of population. After all...haha, Hesse men can make women pregnant anytime and anywhere..."
"Hahahaha" the audience roared with laughter.
...That's almost it! Mobi felt that his mouth was dry after what he had said, so he paused quickly and made a final summary:
"Everyone, in short, I admire and admire the Hesse people from the bottom of my heart. I really like the work here. In the position of Director of Supervision, I will bear witness to the Southern Province, Ben Carroll, and the Hesse people. Great again!”
"Thanks!"
boom
The audience burst into applause.
To be honest, this may be the first time that these blindly confident Hesse officials have heard such a well-founded argument. They used to just praise each other verbally and lacked a logical basis. But now they heard such clear logic from the new Inspectorate Director. It was a less logical but less important argument, but anyway, they were fired up by the speech.
Even the deputy governor Mason next to him showed admiration. He quickly stepped forward and put his arms around Mu Zhi's shoulders, and led him affectionately off the stage.
If he had already regarded the unpredictable politeness as hypocritical official entertainment, then at this time, he really felt empathy for the director of the Supervision Bureau, who had a different skin color but agreed with Hesse.
Mo Zhi walked down the stage with a smile on his face. He raised his head and looked around at his subordinates. He saw that the group headed by Calderon were all looking at him with admiration and enthusiasm... the man who once said that he would tie Mo Zhi to the bed. , the "devil" named Rustelisa showed love to the unpredictable from a distance.
Peter Parker, the work secretary on the other side, looked as usual, as if he was used to telling lies.
Sharna, on the other hand, gave Mozhi a thumbs up and expressed her sincere admiration.
It is really not easy to prove the Hesse people's reputation from so many strange angles and convince them, and to formulate good logic in such a short period of time.
At least, the effect on the scene was excellent!
Unpredictable looked away with a smile, but in his mind, he thought that in his first speech just now, he didn't say a word of truth, right? !
He didn't have time to think carefully about what he had just said. He glanced sideways around the entire hall, but still found no clue of the Southern Tribe's appearance.
It seems that this dinner still has to be socialized... Mozhuang raised his head and said to the deputy governor next to him:
"How's it going? I didn't disappoint you, did I?"
"No! How could it be? Brother!" Mason's voice suddenly rose and he couldn't wait to deny:
"Brother Unpredictable, I really don't know. It turns out that you are such a unique and approachable young man. It's amazing!"
"Oh?" Mu Zhi was confused by him and didn't know where he started.
Mason said in a low voice and solemnly: "A young and promising person like you is really extraordinary! I have never seen anyone other than brown skin have such a high and in-depth understanding of the Hesse people!"
"You don't look down on the Hesse people. From now on... Unpredictably, you will be my biological brother!"
Seeing the other party's solemn and gleaming gaze, Mo Zhi suddenly felt goosebumps all over his body, and quickly said to Mason:
"Brother, let me go to the bathroom first."
"Okay, brother, I'll wait for you!" Mason stretched out his hand to summon four waitresses in gauze clothes with their navels exposed, and arranged:
"Go and wait on Director Mo to go to the toilet."
Unpredictable and stunned...
Is this service even available?
Seeing that the four maids were not shy at all and looked at themselves as the host of this dinner with piercing eyes, they had no choice but to bite the bullet and follow the four maids to the depths of the hall.
"Um... can you wait for me here? I value privacy more!" Seeing that the four maids had already entered the magnificent bathroom, and still had no intention of stopping, Mo Zhi said quickly.
The four maids suddenly looked disappointed.
Unexpectedly, he didn't bother to care about them, so he got into one of them. He didn't have time to sigh that the bathroom was bigger than the bedroom. He locked the door. Unexpectedly propped up the wall with complicated pattern murals, breathing heavily. Sighing.
The feeling that Fu Yuan was beating spiritually suppressed him to the point where he was almost breathless, and he was almost always holding on.
This is because this is the first time that Mu Zhi has faced so many people at the same time and told so many lies. His fraud has never been on such a scale!
