In the eyes of Bingshan... this is asking for the results after confessing love, daydreaming and hoping that maybe if your head gets hot, you will agree to be your girlfriend...
The unpredictable man in front of him has sickly pale skin and a slightly bloated figure. He is wearing a classic white shirt for college students and a green vest. However... he does not have the nervousness of previous suitors waiting for the "sentence". Instead, he is very relieved. Like being freed from some pain.
Taking a gentle breath, Jessica Yang kept her face cold and said without any tone:
"Stop pestering me! We are destined to be impossible..."
"Although you are very brave and creative in confessing like this, you have to know that it will affect my reputation and...rank!"
Rank?
Unpredictable was stunned for a moment. It is easy to understand the impact on reputation. Why use the word "rank"?
After thinking for a second, he roughly understood the meaning of Xie Hua... If he could pursue her, it would lower the threshold for Xie Hua's suitors.
This pen is well packed!
...There is an illusion that the other party is a time traveler who loves to pretend to be 13!
Mu Zhi pondered for a second:
"Don't worry, I don't want to pester you, I just want to tell you..."
"No matter how good you are, I am the scumbag you will never get!"
...
The mysteriously disappearing figure...
Bingshan was stunned on the spot, didn't his face change too quickly?
Instantly broke the record for the fastest person to give up after being rejected!
Scumbag... It's really an interesting statement, but... what does this sentence mean?
Why do I feel like I am the one holding my thigh and begging for shelter... Jessica Yang suddenly had a mysterious illusion.
What a strange person...
childish…
The relaxed Mo Zhang muttered a few words in his heart, turned around happily and found a magical scene in front of him.
Uncle Cat was being held by several female classmates, being caressed by six or seven hands at the same time, and eating various foods that were handed to him.
Seeing the old cat acting coy and cute, constantly rubbing the neck of the female classmate, I almost vomited...
Female students, be careful!
Never pet small animals...
If you are not careful, your first kiss will be taken away by an inexplicable uncle!
Mozhi stepped forward: "Please return my cat to me..."
"Meow~~~~" Before the female classmates could speak, Uncle Cat reluctantly called out to express his rejection.
"Your cat?!" Several female classmates were not too happy either. They hugged the old cat tightly with unkind expressions, making the uncle smile with surprise and satisfaction...
Mobi ignored Uncle Cat's complaining eyes and muttered: "Follow me, or I'll take you in the bath at night!"
"Soak until tomorrow morning!"
The old cat suddenly became excited, broke away from the arms of the female classmate, and chased the figure who left unexpectedly.
"It's really his cat..."
"How could this cute cat have such a nasty owner?"
"It's just, it's so unreasonable, I can't even play for a while..."
Several girls talked about it, and the last one said angrily: "What a pity...this cute little female cat!"
"Meow~~~"
Cats have very good ears. When he heard the last words of the female classmate behind him, the old cat froze immediately, as if he had been shocked by electricity, and his raised front paws could not land for a long time.
Turning around and walking out of the corridor, he looked around and saw that there was no one around. After waiting for more than two minutes, he saw the "mentor" walking over dejectedly.
I thought it was Uncle Cat who didn't play enough with his female classmates, so he laughed and said, "It seems like no one is wearing fur, and they also like to be touched by a group of people..."
"Go away!" The old cat screamed: "As your mentor, I will not only guide you in various situations as a contractor, but also your life plan!"
"Oh?!" Mo unpredictable.
"You can definitely hook up with those girls in the name of the cat owner! You idiot!" Uncle Cat said angrily: "Is there a missing string in your head? Are you named Zhugu?!"
Oh...it suddenly dawned on me, Uncle Cat is a master, no wonder I can't find a girlfriend...
By the way, I didn’t seem to find a girlfriend in my previous life.
It turns out it can still be like this...
"There is another exam. Don't use telepathy this time. It's easy to cause problems!" Uncle Cat said when he saw Mu Zhi's deep thoughts.
"It's very troublesome if you can't pass the exam. I must pass this subject!" Mo Zhi insisted.
The old cat pondered for a moment, then smiled mysteriously: "Leave it to me, you don't have to do anything... just wait."
………
Returning to the classroom again, Mo Bu smiled secretly when he saw Jessica who was still cold beside him.
Uncle Cat said, he will help me, I don’t have to copy you - I don’t have to get close to you anymore.
Unexpectedly, Mo Cai didn't realize that he still maintained the mentality of "focusing on orphans" and waited for his classmates to pass the test papers...
"Social Psychology"... The format of the test paper is similar, with the same single-choice questions, multiple-choice questions, etc. I still know the Chinese characters, but I can't read the proper nouns on them.
This is crazy...
From beginning to end, I can roughly guess the answers to a few questions, but I'm not sure yet.
Turning around and looking out the window, the old cat had jumped onto the window sill, but was still lazily basking in the sun, looking at the classmates who were busy writing in the window from time to time.
Is that okay, Uncle Cat? Unpredictable suddenly felt a little unreliable, the "mentor" wouldn't have tricked him...
Probably not. You can't ruin your college career just because you don't let your female classmates hug you.
Breathing a sigh of relief, Mo Zhi decided to try it on his own first, otherwise he wouldn't be unprepared if something went wrong on Uncle Cat's side - even if he failed the exam, he still had to try his best. Who knew thirty years later in Hedong? , will it be thirty years in Hexi!
I just saw the first question and my mentality immediately collapsed...
"Familiarity can increase the degree of attraction, but the relationship between frequency of interaction and degree of liking is...A. Exponential relationship, B. Linear relationship, CU-shaped curve, D. Inverted U-shaped curve..."
The more times you have dated, the degree of liking will be...Use your finger to simulate a two-dimensional quadrant on the table, and try to use the abscissa as the number of interactions and the ordinate as the degree of liking.
Exponential relationship and linear relationship are definitely wrong!
Assuming that it is correct, whether the degree of liking increases exponentially or linearly, then there will be no word "divorce" in this world - because the frequency of interactions between couples continues to increase, the degree of liking cannot continue to increase;
In the same way, it is wrong to decrease the degree of liking exponentially or linearly. If it is right, then there will be no word "marriage" - as the boyfriend and girlfriend interact, they dislike each other less and less, so what the hell would get married?
It cannot increase or decrease. Is the index too difficult? Unless the base is "1", there will be a straight line that neither increases nor decreases. If the index becomes a straight line, it is still a woolly index... This violates logic.
A and B must be wrong!
The answers to C and D are opposite... Choose either one, but they are both very similar to the correct answer...
If it is C, you can imagine an old couple. Since they first got married, their relationship must have become weaker and weaker. Well, yes, it is like the seven-year itch... Then after a longer period of time, the old couple found the true meaning of love. , grow old together...
D also makes sense. A pair of lovers just met. As the number of dates gradually increased, the two developed a liking for each other. Then after getting married, they discovered more and more shortcomings in each other and gradually disliked them...
It's just that the time and stage are different... Mu Zhi sighed softly, human emotions are complicated, who can say for sure.
As expected, psychology is just a subjective subject, not a natural science at all. After hesitating between the two answers, Mo Zhi chose D. Inverted U-shaped curve.
This is more in line with an idealized description of feelings, or in other words, an idealized standard stipulated by the discipline.
This is the first question. Oh my god... I looked at the time and found that two minutes had passed. At this speed, I couldn't finish the multiple-choice questions.
After flipping through the test paper, there are countless more questions after the multiple-choice questions...
With his scalp numb, Uncle Cat looked up at the old cat again and found that he was still huddled by the window in perfect condition... Noticing the unpredictable gaze, Uncle Cat raised the cat's head and shook his head gently.
Does this mean I should calm down? Or does it mean something happened? Unexpectedly, I feel like a hundred claws are scratching my heart - they are all cat claws!
Calm, calm…
Mo Zhi turned to look at Xie Hua beside him. He had almost finished answering the multiple-choice questions smoothly, and he felt anxious again.
Wait for half an hour, if Uncle Cat doesn't take action, just use telepathy...
What Unpredictable didn't know was that after Jessica finished answering the multiple-choice questions, she glanced at her from the corner of her eye.
Seeing the blank page, Bingshan frowned subconsciously...
Are you giving up now?
Sure enough, he is just a flamboyant man. Even if he can write a good poem, even if he dares to express his feelings in public, he is still a loser, and he will never be able to harden in the face of knowledge.
Shaking his head slightly with disdain, Bingshan began to read the questions at the end.
... During the exam, not many people understand the horror of not being able to solve a single question, and only a very few children will know it - facing the vast number of test questions, they can only stare at it, waiting for the end of the exam, which creates boredom The feeling makes people even more crazy.
Sigh... Mozhi let out a long sigh and continued to play the role of human resources manager, "interviewing" the test paper in front of him.
Fortunately, after enduring it for more than half an hour, Uncle Cat finally took action...
The weak spiritual fluctuations made Mozhi feel it. This kind of fluctuation was very slight, almost nonexistent. If he hadn't been doing nothing at the moment and always paying attention to the movements around him, he would definitely not have been able to detect it.
Looking up, Uncle Cat had stood up from the window sill, hunched over and looking at himself. The hair on his body was swollen, as if he was being shocked by electricity.
The two round cat eyes suddenly turned blood red and looked like ghosts. Even in the brightly lit classroom, Mo Zhi still felt a chill...
At this moment, the red light in the cat's eyes suddenly exploded, and Wu Yi's body froze instantly.
Just a few seconds later, Mobi immediately discovered that he had lost control of his body!
The eyes can still see, the ears can still hear, but the tongue cannot move... The sudden loss of touch made Mo Zhi feel terrified, and then he found that his mouth was moving - he was whispering:
"Don't be afraid, it's me!"
Uncle Cat’s tone…
Uncle Cat's contract ability was possession, and Mozhuang let go of his worries.
As if his body had adapted to the next step, Mu Bu found that "he" sat up straight again, put his hands directly on the table, spread out the blank examination paper, and then picked up the pen...
