"I said if you don't wake up, I'm really going to ask for leave and go back to ask your sister to be a child bride for my old Gao family." Gao Keming took off his military cap and threw it on Shen Rusong's bed sheet, feeling his shaved head and stubble The big brain is laughing and yawning at the same time.
"You haven't even caught up with your wife, so if you step back ten thousand steps and say that Xiaomei is really going to be your child bride, you have to have a son first, right?" Shen Rusong's ears were buzzing in a rough voice.
Shao Gang picked up a chair and sat down with the back of the chair. After sitting down, he kicked Gao Keming and cursed: "Where's the fruit? You're a child bride!"
"Damn it, didn't you take it?"
"Damn it...did you end up in the service club?"
"I still want to ask you! I came out with a net bag! I said I needed to pee and put it on the sink, but you didn't take it!"
"I took it!"
"Get a hammer!"
Within a few words of meeting, the two best friends began to exchange insults and quarrels as a token of greeting. Shen Rusong didn't even want to interrupt, but the clinker roared like a lion from Hedong: "Who the hell is spitting on you!"
The ward became quiet for a moment.
"It's you, isn't it? Go clean it up for me!" Qi Yuzhu came out from nowhere, grabbed Gao Keming and pushed him outside. No matter how strong the latter was, he didn't dare to argue with the nurse in the Army Hospital, and his eyes widened. His eyes were as big as copper bells, but he was as obedient as a kitten, squatting on the ground and wiping the floor with a rag to make it shiny.
Shen Rusong and Shao Gang looked at each other and immediately laughed loudly.
After Gao Keming finished mopping the floor, Qi Yuzhu walked over with his hands behind his back and nodded his chin at Shao Gang: "Hey! You! Did you leave the fruit at the information desk? Go get it!"
"Also! Although Corporal Shen is recovering well, he has not been transferred out of the intensive care unit yet! Keep your voice down!"
Shao Gang slunk away with his tail between his legs. Now it was Gao Keming's turn to rejoice in his misfortune. Shen Rusong continued to laugh after laughing. Halfway through his laughter, he held his stomach and looked bright.
Qi Yuzhu slapped the bedrail and cursed: "You! How dare you laugh! I had more than a dozen stitches on my stomach that were just removed a few days ago! Still laughing! Laughing again! Your intestines will burst out from laughing!"
Now it was the patient in the next ward's turn to laugh.
Qi Yuzhu knocked on the door heavily, put one hand on his small waist, tilted his head and shouted into the corridor: "This is a hospital! Don't laugh!"
So what if the person training the person is a little nurse? This is her territory. Whether these people go to the battlefield and take a shot, or have a crotch pull during training, or even if they are walking dogs chewing mud and knocking their teeth, they have to come here obediently and throw cigarette butts everywhere? Spitting? If I didn’t ask you to pick it up and eat it, it would be a shame!
A bunch of big men were trained by Qi Yuzhu for a long time, but they didn't dare to let go.
Qi Yuzhu walked proudly with his head raised, and he would be so proud if he didn't have two ounces of flesh hanging down from his chest. The fierce man Gang who was so stubborn that he wanted to open the training ground if he disagreed, saw the little nurse walking away, so he hunched his back, put on a donkey face, and came back with the fruit, and said in a muffled voice to Shen Rusong's chest. One hit, it was about to hit but then it swung back.
"Hey, hey, hey! My body can't withstand such a torment from you." Shen Rusong said with lingering fear. This is a bag of frozen pears, each of which weighs half a catty. If a dozen of them are smashed down, it will be like a mortar/artillery shell. Who knows? Can you eat it?
Shao Gang raised his thickly drawn eyebrows, wrapped his hands around the back of the chair, and peeled the frozen pears by himself, eating one piece by himself and stuffing the other into Shen Rusong's mouth.
When the best friend comes, his soul escapes. Shen Rusong chewed with relish. How could he have imagined that half an hour ago, Shen Rusong was still a drooling fool?
"Won't you give me a piece?" Gao Keming just said something bad, so half a frozen pear was stuffed into his mouth.
As soon as the massage was finished, Shen Rusong felt like his energy was exploding. He picked up the water glass and took a few sips. He said habitually: "Aren't you two going to have sex today?"
"Bring out a hammer."
Shao Gang said, eating a frozen pear wholeheartedly, and said: "You have been lying in bed for more than a month. The doctor said that you will be in a vegetative state even after resuscitation. When I heard that you woke up, Datou and I ran over immediately."
"You're resurrected again." Gao Keming said with a strange voice like a drake.
"It's such a pity. If you die, Songzi, your sister will be the child bride of my old Gao family..." Before he could finish his words, there was a crisp "pop" sound, and Gao Keming was hit on the back of the head again. Qi Yuzhu, who came back quietly at some unknown time, hit her hard. a slap.
"Feudal superstition!"
"I..." Gao Keming said angrily, but the little nurse gave him a powerful fang.
Gao Keming was as weak as a deflated rubber ball.
Shen Rusong burst into laughter and asked curiously: "How do you two know that I'm awake? Can the radio shout 'Shen Rusong is awake' twice?"
"Don't tell me, I really know the director of the radio station. I walked in on him in the middle of the night yesterday..."
"Will you die if you stop bragging?!" Shao Gang said disdainfully.
He rested his chin on the back of the chair and whispered to Shen Rusong: "When the transport plane returned to the base, it pulled out dozens of seriously injured patients. I came back a few days early in the third battalion and watched the big head protecting you all the way. I went to the operating room and underwent more than ten hours of surgery. That bastard Big Tou was crying at the door, slapping himself and saying that he couldn't save you in that Sulfur Springs base, and if you died, he wouldn't be alive."
"Wait a minute! What I said is that Songzi is dead and my life has been in vain, not that I will no longer live." Gao Keming protested.
Shao Gang punched him and said contemptuously: "You have some conscience. After crying, you know how to run out and get the brothers in the group to donate blood. You said before, oh, as long as the pine nuts are used, draw a liter of blood for him." …”
"Pump, pump..." Gao Keming said awkwardly, pulled out Shao Gang and cursed: "That's it! Can you say something else?!"
"Are you saying that our pine nuts have a hard life?"
Shao Gang's face softened a little and he said: "I asked the doctor and he said that you had a ruptured spleen, radiation poisoning, three broken ribs, and a lot of biological poison gas. It turns out that you are really dead! Anyone else would have been buried. The cemetery, Songzi, you had a blood transfusion and had an operation, oh, the person who performed the operation on you was Colonel Zhang Jingli, the director of the base hospital."
"Da Tou knew the people at the hospital and sent something. Please tell me if you have anything to say immediately. But let me tell you, the person at the information desk that Da Tou went to was also a jerk. He said he violated the rules every time. You can’t notify me and say that someone is watching you. It doesn’t matter, just keep watching. It’s best if you get better.”
Gao Keming pushed Shao Gang, motioning him not to talk too much, and said, "Besides, we are more or less corporals. As for the squad leader, come as soon as you come. Let's take advantage of the pine nuts and eat as a patient."
After such a conversation, and the fact that his body was indeed getting stronger, Shen Rusong felt at ease. He would not say polite words to Shao and Gao. The three of them had been best friends for so many years and had grown up with each other. It would be too harsh to say "thank you" to them.
So Shen Rusong covered his fists and coughed. Seeing that there was no one around, he smacked his lips and said, "Who cares about this guy? Go and close the door! Get me a cigarette!"
Shao and Gao were rarely frightened.
"Come on you idiot, I don't want to drink cigarettes and tea."
As the name suggests, tobacco tea is made by tearing tobacco into pieces and soaking it in water and drinking it. After drinking it and keeping it, you will not want to smell the smell of cigarettes for the rest of your life. Not to mention that the three of them are corporals, it is against the rules for a sergeant to seek death like this. There are also company commanders who come to the education hospital. Don't smoke.
Outside the door, a little nurse walked over.
Shen Rusong said dejectedly: "If you're addicted to cigarettes and you don't get smoked, you might as well continue to pass out!"
Then he changed the topic and said seriously to Gao Keming: "How is the company? How many people from my class have returned? Are they all fine? What did the regiment and the division say?"
Gao Keming lowered his head and looked at his watch, took a deep breath and exhaled it, bit his lip, and said, "Songzi, do some mental construction first."
