"Old Gong, as for the ritual, you can just go through the motions."
Li Quan walked up to Gong Bao with a smile on his face and rubbed the tips of his right thumb, index finger, and middle finger back and forth, "Quick, where's the money?"
"Damn it, you don't have to tell me, I just fooled around and found an opportunity to run away." Gong Bao said in a somewhat unkind tone, "You are so damn ignorant, I said I'll give it to you after the night is over, you have to ask for it now, What should I do if someone sees me?"
"We're not in a hurry for money. I haven't gone to "Night Romance" for a long time. Xiaomei has asked me several times."
Li Quanyou smiled obscenely and reached out to rummage through Gong Bao's pocket.
Gong Bao shook off his hand, took out a wad of money from his clothes and handed it to him: "Here, here you go."
Li Quanyou started counting with a smile, but his expression changed as he counted: "1...1000?"
"Yes, 1,000." Gong Bao smiled slyly, "It's quite a lot. Don't forget, you just introduced this business to me."
Only then did Mao Sandao, who was lying in the grass, realize that after a long time, it turned out that Li Quanyou and Gong Bao colluded with each other.
He was so angry that he was about to get up and ask them for an explanation when he saw Li Quanyou quickly stuffing the money into his trouser pocket and grabbing Gong Bao's collar with one hand.
Mao Sandao suddenly became interested and lay down again.
Haha, this is about to start a fight! ! !
Li Quanyou glared and said: "You bitch, I clearly saw that boy Mao Sandao gave you 10,000, but you only gave me 1,000? With your tricks like this, if I hadn't come to find you, how could you have done it?" Got so much?”
"What, you want to fight, right?" After all, there was a big difference in height. Gong Bao stood on tiptoes, grabbed Li Quanyou's wrist with one hand, and pointed at Li Quanyou's nose with the other hand and cursed,
"You are only worth 1,000. To be honest, I don't even want to give you 1,000. Damn you, let me go!"
"I won't let you go!" Li Quanyou held on tighter and shouted, "Unless you give me another 4,000!"
"Hmph! What a beautiful idea you have!" Gong Bao changed his finger to grabbing, and also grabbed Li Quanyou's collar, "If I don't give it to you, what can you do?"
Li Quanyou's eyes were as wide as copper bells: "Then you try?"
Gong Bao replied: "Just try it!"
Then, the two started staring at each other...
Mao Sandao was speechless.
Watching the quarrel, the most annoying thing for people who eat melons is that they just keep beeping and not doing anything.
Damn, I’m so anxious!
Mao Sandao pounded the ground with his fist.
He couldn't wait to step forward and beat them both up.
Bang!
In the blink of an eye, Mao Sandao heard the collision of flesh and flesh.
He looked up and saw Gong Bao covering his face.
Gong Bao was beaten.
Bang!
Even after being punched, Gong Bao didn't show any weakness and punched Li Quanyou hard in the face.
Then, the two men came forward and grabbed each other's ears.
The two of them were like two buffaloes on top of each other, hunched over, tilting their heads and squinting their eyes, neither giving way to the other.
good!
The fight finally started!
Watching the excitement is not too big a deal, Mao Sandao couldn't hide his inner excitement and stared at the two of them closely.
"Let me go!"
Li Quanyou grabbed Gong Bao's ear and pulled it down.
"ah!"
Gong Bao's whole face turned red instantly and he grinned in pain.
Likewise, he pulled down Li Quanyou's ear with his hand.
"ah!"
Li Quanyou was also in a cold sweat from the pain and his face was red.
Mao Sandao rolled his eyes at them, feeling that the fight was not interesting at all.
Silly!
So close, wouldn't he sneak up on his crotch?
Hook your chin!
It’s okay to step on your toes!
Grass!
What the hell is this!
Mao Sandao supported his body with one arm and clenched his fist with the other hand and kept gesturing left and right, wishing he could teach in person.
At this time, Gong Bao saw the opportunity and quickly raised his knee and pressed it against Li Quanyou's crotch.
"Oh...! What a fool!!!"
Li Quanyou suddenly let go of Gong Bao, looked up to the sky and let out a heartbreaking roar, covering his crotch with both hands and spinning and jumping back and forth on the spot.
good!
beautiful!
pretty!
right!
That's it!
Seeing this scene, Mao Sandao smiled happily.
If it weren't for the fear that the two of them would find out, Mao Sandao would have wanted to applaud to express his joy.
Perhaps out of pain, Li Quanyou picked up a stone the size of an adult's fist from the ground and threw it at Gong Bao.
Gong Bao dodged sideways, and the stone passed him by.
Bang!
Before Gong Bao could stabilize his body, Li Quanyou reluctantly flew up and kicked him in the crotch.
"Ah!!! I'll fuck you..."
Gong Bao staggered and fell to the ground, covering his crotch and rolling back and forth.
"I want you to cut off your descendants as well!"
Li Quanyou ran forward, straddled Gong Bao with his legs spread out, aimed his fist at his head and swung around.
Gong Bao couldn't move, so he had to loosen his crotch and hold his head with both hands to protect his face.
"good!"
Unable to hold back, Mao Sandao couldn't help but yelled.
"who?!"
Li Quanyou and Gong Bao looked in the direction of the grass on Maosandao almost at the same time.
Only then did Mao Sandao realize that he had exposed himself by inadvertently cheering due to excitement.
Simply, he was too lazy to hide it anymore. He pushed aside the grass, stood up slowly and patted the dust on his clothes:
"Keep fighting! I want to see who of you two gets killed first!"
Seeing that it was Mao Sandao, Li Quanyou and Gong Bao forgot about the physical pain the other had caused to them, and hurriedly got up from the ground in a panic.
The two of them looked at each other, and a bad warning came into their minds at the same time:
It's over, our affairs are exposed!
"It's time to do something, I have to leave first!" Gong Bao glanced at Mao Sandao secretly and quickly walked around him.
Probably out of guilt, Gong Bao suddenly stopped after taking several steps. He raised his head and looked around, then realized that he was going in the opposite direction, and quickly turned around and ran to Grandpa Liu's house.
Mao Sandao said that he didn't expect to cause trouble with Gong Bao either.
Li Quanyou heard the conversation with Gong Bao very clearly, although he already knew that Gong Bao was a half-hearted man who cheated people out of food, drink and money.
But it is already afternoon, and except for Gong Bao, there is no one else who can perform rituals for a while.
Therefore, we can only give up and let Gong Bao take the top first.
Besides, Mao Sandao felt that no matter how bad Gong Bao was, it shouldn't be a problem to recite a few spells and show off.
Moreover, the plan in his mind has been completed, and Gong Bao will soon regret what he did today.
What made him most angry was Li Quanyou.
What the hell!
When Li Quanyou saw Mao Sandao staring at him, he felt even more panicked and tried hard to find a reason to run away.
He knew that if he didn't leave now, Mao Sandao would definitely embarrass him later.
"I also have something to do at home, so... I'm leaving first."
Li Quanyou thought for a long time, but couldn't find a reason that even convinced him, so he just said something casually and left in a hurry.
"Why are you so anxious?" Mao Sandao stretched out his hand to grab Li Quanyou's arm and said sarcastically, "You have been idle all day and you are single. There are only a few walls in your house except for you. What can you do? Are you going to go back and hide the money? "
After Mao Sandao's words, Li Quanyou felt his face get hot, but he still deliberately showed a look of ignorance: "Money, what money? You...what are you talking nonsense about?"
"Really?" Mao Sandao's face darkened, and he pointed at his trouser pocket and said, "The 1,000 yuan that Gong Bao gave you shouldn't have been used to warm you up, right?"
Listening to Mao Sandao's tone, Li Quanyou knew that everything just now must have been clearly seen, and it would be impossible to deny it at this time.
In addition, Li Quanyou was a little afraid to take action against Mao Sandao. He knew very well that he would definitely not be able to compete with Mao Sandao in a fight.
Just the year before last, two scammers came to the village, claiming to be selling health care products. Several elderly people believed them and were defrauded of all their pension funds.
Soon, someone in the village discovered that this was a scam, and they stopped the scammer before he could leave the village.
However, both crooks had sharp weapons in their hands, and no one in the village dared to step forward. They just surrounded the crooks.
When Mao Sandao saw this scene on his way home, he stepped forward and took away the sharp weapons from the swindlers' hands when they were not paying attention. He beat the two swindlers with his bare hands until they cried for father and mother and knelt down to beg for mercy.
He also successfully helped those elderly people get back the money they had defrauded.
Li Quan was present at the time and saw these clearly.
Therefore, until now, he has not dared to offend Mao Sandao in person.
He touched his trouser pocket, took out 1,000 yuan and stuffed it into Mao Sandao's hand: "I'll just give it back to you."
Mao Sandao glanced at the 1,000 yuan in his hand and sighed: "Uncle Li, you have arms and legs, why can't you just find something to do? Do you have to do these shameful things?"
Grandpa Liu is from the same village as us. Do you think it is appropriate for you to do this? Aren't you afraid of retribution if you go out?
By the way, Uncle Li, do you know why so many people in the village look down on you? It's because you don't know how to respect yourself.
If a person doesn't even have the most basic self-esteem, how can others respect you and think highly of you? "
Facing Mao Sandao's many soul tortures, Li Quanyou felt his face getting hotter and hotter, and he felt ashamed inside.
Yes, he also knew that many people in the village looked down upon him and had almost no say.
Even the juniors in the village didn't take him seriously.
As for Gong Bao's suggestion this time, if the village didn't really have any solution, he believed that everyone would treat this suggestion as nothing.
well……!
At this moment, he lowered his head silently, wishing he could find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.
Li Quanyou's face turned red, and Mao Sandao knew clearly that these words had touched his heart.
Therefore, he couldn't bear to continue talking.
After all, everyone is from the same village, and Li Quanyou can be considered his elder after all.
Now that the money has been returned, Mao Sandao does not want to continue to attack Li Quanyou.
"Uncle Li, think about it for yourself." Mao Sandao glanced at him and returned with the money.
