"Is that the white peony? Hey, it's really beautiful!"
"Of course she is beautiful! Since three years ago, she has won the oiran competition four times in a row! How can she not be beautiful?"
"If I could sleep with her for one night, I would be willing to die immediately!"
…
Most of the people who were watching Nezha and the man in white drinking were suddenly gone. They crowded around each other and leaned towards the window, looking down. From time to time, they could hear the sound of swallowing saliva.
Nezha was very competitive and just wanted to decide the outcome with the man in white in front of him. He didn't care whether it was white peony or not. He drank down the wine jar in his hand and reached out to touch the side.
However, he touched several empty wine jars in succession.
"Waiter, the wine is gone! Give me some wine quickly!" Nezha shouted loudly.
The man in white clothes opposite was obviously not interested in the white peony outside. He only had eyes for the fine wine in front of him. However, he didn't care about the outcome, but he was very greedy for drinking.
Hearing Nezha's voice asking for wine, the man in white hurriedly slowed down his drinking speed. He no longer gulped down the wine, but began to taste it slowly.
Neither of them was interested in the so-called oiran, but the sound of gongs and drums outside was getting louder and closer.
The melon-eaters gathered around the window let out a burst of surprised and incredible shouts.
"Hey, why does this white peony seem to be coming towards us?"
"Really, it seems to be leaning over here!"
"Stop! The float is parked downstairs! The white peony is out!"
Downstairs of the restaurant, the float, which was hollow on all sides and covered only with a light red gauze curtain, with everything looming inside, slowly stopped.
The young man who had been following the float quickly stepped forward and put down the low stool that had been prepared long ago. Two other maids stepped forward, opened the curtain, and helped Bai Mudan, the oiran known by everyone, down.
This white peony is wearing a white plain gauze dress, as if she is in smoke and mist. Her black hair is like a waterfall, hanging down on her shoulders. Her face is covered with a layer of tulle embroidered with white peonies, making it difficult to see. Clear the specific appearance.
However, just looking at the soft and boneless palms, the graceful and sexy figure, the fair and delicate collarbones and the charming eyes are enough to make people's blood boil and their hearts itch unbearably.
At this moment, the white crane released by Taiyi Tianzun fell from the cloud.
But as soon as it landed halfway, it noticed the white peony at the door of the restaurant, looked at Nezha and the man in white, waved its wings again, and flew into the clouds.
Bai He was extremely fast and his breath was extremely erratic. Not to mention the passers-by on the street, not even Nezha noticed him.
On the other side, as Bai Mudan stepped out of the carriage, the entire restaurant and even the entire street fell silent instantly.
Everyone just wished they had two more pairs of eyes and didn't care to speak at all.
The waiter also stood blankly at the entrance of the stairs, watching Bai Mudan walking into the restaurant, completely forgetting that he was still holding the wine jar in his hand.
Seeing that the wine jar was about to slip from his hand and break into pieces, the man in white took out the folding fan stuck behind his neck and threw it out.
Wow——
The folding fan opened at the same time as it flew out, narrowly catching the wine jar, and then spinning and flying back.
Snapped!
The man in white turned his body to one side, took the folding fan with one hand, and grabbed the wine jar with his whole body. He lay back on the chair, and poured the wine into his mouth.
The wine poured into his mouth, and some of it spilled on his body from the corner of his mouth. His movements were free and unrestrained.
Nezha blinked his drunken eyes, stayed for a moment, as if he suddenly thought of something, and made a spell with his right hand.
Boom!
A bolt of thunder appeared out of thin air and struck the man in white.
The man in white was startled and hurriedly tried to dodge, but it was too late. He gritted his teeth and used his body to protect the wine jar.
boom!
The thunder struck him directly on the head and penetrated his body.
In an instant, Shengxue's white clothes turned into black and white, her elegant hairstyle also became a plasma perm, and billowing black smoke kept coming out.
Nezha burst out laughing, pointed unsteadily at the man in white, and said word by word in a long and drawn-out voice: "Pretend, force, be, thunder, hack!"
Before he finished speaking, Nezha was so drunk that he fell down on the table and fell into a deep sleep.
Men in white and black clothes: "???"
The man in black immediately understood the meaning of the word "pretend" and was stunned for a while, unable to laugh or cry.
He also discovered that he was not injured. The third prince Nezha opposite had very precise control over his spells. The thunderbolt looked scary, but it did not hurt him at all.
"That's right! My wine!"
The man hurriedly looked at the wine jar in his arms, and saw his own appearance in the reflection of the wine.
"Uh..." The man in black was stunned, and soon burst into laughter: "Lu Dongbin! Lu Dongbin! You look even darker than that donkey!"
While laughing at himself, Lu Dongbin picked up the wine jar and continued to pour it into his mouth.
It was only then that Bai Mudan had just walked up to the second floor. He looked around and frowned tightly.
"Miss, what are you doing in a place like this? It stinks!" The maid following Bai Mudan covered her mouth and nose with a handkerchief, her face full of disgust.
"If you don't want to come, just leave! I don't need to explain to you what I'm doing!" Bai Mudan didn't even look at the maid, her tone was impatient, and her eyes scanned the second floor over and over again, as if she was looking for What's this.
The maid was startled and stood aside, not daring to say anything.
Although she was sent by her mother to keep an eye on Bai Mudan's eyeliner, there are countless eyeliners like his, but Bai Mudan only has one!
She absolutely cannot afford to be offended!
Bai Mudan searched around again, and finally landed on Lu Dongbin.
Although this man was as black as charcoal, and his appearance was ugly and weird, but upon closer inspection, his facial features were very regular, and he looked a bit like the Lu Dongbin that the leader asked her to find.
Bai Mudan stepped forward and asked, "May I ask if this young master is Lu Dongbin, Taoist Master Lu?"
Lu Dongbin ignored it, lying on the chair and drinking wine by himself, as if the wine in the jar was countless times stronger than the beauty in front of him.
"Hey! Boy, Miss Bai is asking you something! Are you deaf?"
Before Bai Mudan could say anything, a tall and burly man next to him hurriedly stepped forward to show his kindness. He grabbed Lu Dongbin by the collar and tried to pull Lu Dongbin up.
However, he exerted force several times in a row, even using his hands, but it only made his face red from exhaustion.
Lu Dongbin seemed to have grown on the chair, motionless.
Bai Mudan's eyes lit up, and she immediately understood that she had found the right person.
only……
How did Lu Dongbin, who the leader said was handsome and handsome, turn into something worse than a beggar?
Bai Mudan looked Lu Dongbin carefully up and down, but the strong man was a little angry. He couldn't drag Lu Dongbin away and punched him directly.
boom!
The fist hit Lu Dongbin hard on the face. Lu Dongbin didn't react at all. Instead, he let out a scream and fell backwards. His eyes were mostly swollen.
"What kind of trick are you doing!" The strong man became angry and punched Lu Dongbin a few more times, but his nosebleeded from the blow.
Only then did he come back to his senses from his lustful heart and realized that he had met an expert. He got up and ran out in a hurry without looking back.
Bai Mudan said: "Taoist Master Lu is indeed a master of Taoism. Such magic is really eye-opening."
Lu Dongbin still didn't look at her, just gulping down the wine.
Bai Mudan was not angry either, and just stood aside quietly, watching Lu Dongbin drink, with tenderness in his eyebrows and eyes that almost made him want to pull out his hair.
call--
A gust of wind blew up, lifting the veil on Bai Mudan's face, but it quickly fell down again.
Although it is only a glimpse, this kind of looming and vague appearance has a breathtaking beauty.
Everyone around them looked directly at him, and they kept swallowing their saliva.
Lu Dongbin also stopped drinking.
Bai Mudan was secretly proud and thought: "I'm just saying, how can there be a man in this world who can ignore..."
Before the thought came to an end, Lu Dongbin shook the wine jar twice, put it aside, and urged the waiter: "What are you doing standing still! Didn't you see that I finished the wine? Hurry up and serve the wine!"
White Peony: "..."
Waiter: "..."
Onlookers: "..." You are still not a man! At this time, I’m still thinking about drinking!
At the same time, among the clouds above our heads, the white crane stayed for a moment, then suddenly flapped its wings and flew towards the southwest.
Soon, they reached the top of a towering mountain and landed on a cliff on the top of the mountain.
In front of the cliff, there is a huge bluestone.
On the stone, a middle-aged Taoist with a rectangular face, sword-shaped eyebrows and thin lips, wearing hemp shoes, wearing a black long-sleeved Taoist robe and a turban on his head, is sitting cross-legged in meditation.
The middle-aged Taoist suddenly noticed something approaching, opened his eyes suddenly, took out the magic formula with his right hand, and was about to sacrifice his magic weapon to meet the enemy.
However, when he saw the white crane in front of him clearly, especially when he noticed the slightly familiar aura on the white crane, he stopped in a hurry and bowed respectfully: "Shen Gongbao has met Taiyi Tianzun."
The white crane stood still, with a faint ray of light emitting from the surroundings, showing the shadow of Taiyi Tianzun. He returned the salute and said: "Friend Shen Gong, long time no see."
Shen Gongbao deeply hated Yuan Shitian for treating Jiang Ziya with respect and looking down on himself as a leopard spirit. He also hated Taiyi Tianzun and other Jiejiao disciples.
After Yuanshi Tianzun ordered Jiang Ziya to go down the mountain to become a god and become the prime minister of Xiqi, he joined the Yin and Shang camp without hesitation, vowing to compete with Jiang Ziya and let Yuanshi Tianzun know that he had misjudged him.
However, when the Catastrophe of Conferring Gods is over, all the truth will be made public.
Only then did Shen Gongbao realize how stupid what he had done was, and he regretted it too much.
By then, it was already too late.
Shen Gongbao's body was filled with the springs of the North Sea, and his soul was on the list of gods, and he was named the lowest god of the East China Sea Water Divider.
Since then, Shen Gongbao has understood that arms are not as good as thighs.
Whether facing Zhao Gongming, the Holy Mother of the Three Heavens who intercepts the teachings, or facing Taiyi Tianzun, who explains the teachings, or the Buddha and Bodhisattva of Lingshan, they all have a respectful attitude, not to mention making friends, at least not to offend.
Back then, he helped Jie Jiao find the reincarnation of Jiang Ziya, destroy the list of gods, and let Jie Jiao's disciples regain their freedom.
Our Lady of Wudang also kept her promise and took out Shen Gongbao's body from the Beihai Spring and used the innate spiritual liquid to bring his body back to life.
As a result, Shen Gongbao no longer has to be reincarnated and can embark on the path of cultivation again.
After that, Shen Gongbao did not resign from his position as the God of General Dividing Water in the East China Sea and began to practice in the General's Mansion.
Until, Taishang Laojun found him: "Old Taoist, I need my fellow Taoist help with something..."
Shen Gongbao knew that he was just a casual cultivator with no background, no magic weapon and no strength, so naturally he did not dare to refuse Taishang Laojun.
Therefore, Shen Gongbao met the fake Tongtian who had just escaped from the prison by chance, and became the fake Tongtian's military advisor.
He also helped Fake Tongtian obtain the "Book of Heaven" that can predict the future, and deduced the motto "There is love in the world, the eight immortals gather together for justice; kill demons and demons, and clear the world."
There is no doubt that these heavenly books and proverbs are the masterpieces of Taishang Laojun, in order to create suffering and calamity for the Eight Immortals, just like the demons and ghosts on the way to the West.
Fake Tongtian only has scattered memories of the leader of Tongtian's Ten Thousand Immortals Formation, and does not know that the almost total destruction of Jie's disciples is inseparable from Shen Gongbao, a well-connected disaster star. He has taken Shen Gongbao as his confidant without the slightest suspicion.
In addition, the fake Tongtian was transformed by a wisp of hostility from the leader of Tongtian. He was not very smart and did not realize that he had become a puppet in the hands of Shen Gongbao. Under Shen Gongbao's deception, he regarded the Eight Immortals as his nemesis and began to attack him. The Eight Immortals took action.
He also believed Shen Gongbao's words, "It's useless to kill people. The only way to resolve the motto is to destroy the gathering of the Eight Immortals", so he did not kill the Eight Immortals directly.
Instead, he sent his demons and ghosts to use various conspiracies to divide the Eight Immortals and prevent them from gathering justice.
With Shen Gongbao, the traitor strategist, Taishang Laojun knew his next move earlier than Fake Tongtian.
These methods of pretending to reach the sky have naturally become the whetstone for the Eight Immortals.
During this period of time, Han Zhongli, Tieguaili, Han Xiangzi, and He Xiangu became immortals one after another, and then it was Lu Dongbin's turn.
Therefore, Taishang Laojun summoned Shen Gongbao and told Fake Tongtian that there was a love affair between Bai Mudan and Lu Dongbin, the reincarnation of Emperor Donghua. As long as Lu Dongbin fell in love with Bai Mudan, he could completely destroy the gathering of the Eight Immortals.
Fake Tongtian was overjoyed and first sent his monsters to lure Lu Dongbin to the city where Bai Mudan was.
He also asked his disciple Chunying to find Bai Mudan, so that Bai Mudan could become an immortal so that she could get rid of her fate of entertaining people with her laughter, and let Bai Mudan take the initiative to seduce Lu Dongbin.
Unexpectedly, after Lu Dongbin arrived here, he first ran into Nezha, who cheated people with wine and gained the reputation of the Little Dionysian.
Nezha didn't know Lu Dongbin.
Lu Dongbin recognized Nezha.
However, when it comes to drinking wine, it’s natural to only speak based on the amount of wine you drink, not your status!
Lu Dongbin did not reveal Nezha's identity and drank with Nezha for a day and two nights!
Bai Mudan couldn't wait any longer at the brothel, so she went directly to the restaurant to find Lu Dongbin, who Chunying said was handsome and graceful.
This is what happened before.
Regarding Taishang Laojun's layout, Taiyi Tianzun only knew part of it.
It wasn't until I saw Lu Dongbin's white peony and noticed Shen Gongbao's aura that I figured out what was going on.
Taiyi Tianzun originally wanted to take Nezha back and urge Nezha to practice well in order to cope with future changes, but now he has changed his mind.
Since Nezha met Lu Dongbin by chance, it means that he is destined to the Eight Immortals!
In this calamity of Dongshen Shenzhou, he can just participate in it and gain some merit and luck!
(End of chapter)
