I died suddenly after staying up late during the live broadcast, and I was transported into the sadistic novel I had read before. I got a script about a sadistic heroine, and my mistress forced her to come to my house!
"Madam, I heard that the prime minister stayed out at Fireworks Willow Lane again last night."
"Madam, it's said that the prime minister is in a relationship with the top brothel guy."
"Madam! Something bad has happened! The prime minister has brought Miss Shishi back! He also asked you to go out to greet her in person!"
I crossed my legs leisurely and leaned on the imperial concubine's couch, eating melon seeds. I already knew the content of the script.
The original heroine was not only an unloved concubine, but she also foolishly married Liu Huaian, a dirty cucumber and domestic violence man who was ten years older than her.
The mistress who was forced to come to the door was also a famous oiran in the capital.
You must know that the female protagonists in the ancient abuse stories did not end well, either their hearts and souls were ripped out, or their limbs and limbs were torn apart. Since I am also a domestic violence male protagonist, I don’t want to be ended by him.
Moreover, this pair of scumbag men and bitches have already come to bully me. I decided to try my best to win them over. It is best to lock them up tightly so that I can escape from the sea of misery.
Huaizhu couldn't swallow this breath next to me, and persuaded me: "Miss, people are bullying me, why don't you have any sense of crisis! Why don't we pack up and go back to the Taifu's Mansion now, and beg the master to provide justice to the lady?" !”
Thinking about my family environment, if I go and beg them, it would be great if they don’t step on me, but they can also help me? It's impossible even to think about.
I shook my head and advised Huaizhu earnestly: "Women should strengthen themselves. Don't think about asking others to help you all day long. We have to fulfill ourselves."
Huaizhu thought that I was right, and asked me blankly: "What should I do now?"
I put down the melon seeds, clapped my palms, stood up and walked out: "The soldiers are coming to cover up the water and earth. Let me take a look."
As soon as I came out of the courtyard, I saw a woman with an exquisite figure and a flower-like figure standing in the front hall. You could smell the makeup on her body from a distance of 800 meters. She was a vulgar woman.
I smiled and stepped forward: "Is this the Shishi girl who is famous all over the capital?"
Dai Shishi held my hand and pretended to be intimate: "This must be my sister."
I subconsciously kept my distance from her: "Miss Shishi is too polite, but I have heard of her name for a long time, and seeing her today is really extraordinary!"
Dai Shishi's lips curled up at the side: "Shishi knows that she comes from a humble background. After all, her sister is the daughter of the Taifu, a legitimate daughter of a wealthy family, and the wife of the prime minister. Shishi and her sister are as different as clouds and mud."
Liu Huai'an came in at this time. After hearing Dai Shishi's words, he thought I was deliberately talking about her identity to embarrass her. His expression changed on the spot and he sneered: "I know you look down on Shishi's background, but I have made up my mind. , I will definitely marry her as an equal wife, and we will sit and sit together with you, regardless of each other."
Oh, are you afraid that I won’t agree? Don't overthink it, I will arrange the wedding for them tonight.
I smiled and said, "Looking at how much Mr. Xiang loves Miss Shishi, I will let Zhuzhu make the bed and fold the quilt for you. I won't worry about those women being careless."
Who would have thought that Liu Huai'an's eyesight was quick and he quickly grabbed my wrist: "What kind of medicine are you selling in your gourd!"
I blinked innocently: "What medicine can I sell?"
Liu Huaian gritted his teeth in anger: "Get out of here quickly, I feel sick when I see you!"
In line with the principle that as long as I am not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed, so I winked at Huaizhu and said, "Zhuzhu, go tell the kitchen to prepare a banquet. The Prime Minister will take a concubine tonight, and everyone will celebrate and have a banquet together."
Huaizhu was about to go, but Liu Huai'an gritted his teeth and shouted: "How dare you!!!"
I continued to explain: "It's better to choose a day than to hit the sun. Why don't we do it tonight to save the Prime Minister from having a long night of dreams?"
Liu Huaian's face turned livid with anger, and he stepped forward and looked at me: "Don't think that I don't know that you are playing hard to get, trying to attract my attention again, no way!"
I took Dai Shishi's arm and said sincerely: "I sincerely hope that Mr. Xiang and Miss Shishi will get along well for a long time."
Liu Huai'an shook off his cloud sleeves and spoke with disdain: "Huh! Who doesn't know that our marriage was granted by the emperor, and that the tutor is the matchmaker? The grace and power are greater than the heaven."
"If I marry Shishi quietly like this, not only will it attract gossip to her, but according to the emperor's unpredictable temperament, it will be necessary to vent his anger on Shishi."
"My Shishi is pure, kind, and gentle, unlike a jealous woman like you. On the surface, she agrees to my marriage to Shishi, but in fact, she wants to kill her. You are so vicious!"
I held my forehead and sighed heavily, why don't I recognize good people's hearts?
At this time, Dai Shishi stood up and smoothed things over: "The prime minister and his wife should stop arguing. If you want to blame Shishi, it's Shishi who is a troublemaker. It's the troubled beauty that has entangled the prime minister's heart. I beg my sister to punish me."
I was amazed and pulled her to Liu Huai'an and persuaded her again and again: "Look, what a good girl! If you don't want it, then give it to me? You can't find such a well-educated and sensible girl even with a lantern." arrive."
Liu Huaian was secretly proud: "My poetry is a thousand times better than that of a jealous woman like you. She is neither as clever as you, nor as lazy as you. She can't even manage the prime minister's office. She is much more diligent and pragmatic than you." "
Praise! Definitely a hit! Before he even walked in, Liu Huaian was planning to let Dai Shishi do the talking.
There are at least hundreds of people in the Prime Minister's Mansion, and the family has a big business. A position like the Prime Minister's wife is at the level of a president even in modern times. It is very tiring to manage so many people, okay?
Dai Shishi was very sensible and did not continue to dwell on this topic.
Instead, he volunteered to be too attentive to Liu Huai'an: "Master Xiang has been tired for a day, go sit and have a rest, I will make you some lotus seed soup to relieve the heat."
Liu Huaian took her hand and said softly: "It's not your turn to do such rough work, just leave it to the mothers-in-law."
Dai Shishi lowered her eyes shyly, with a smile on her lips: "I remember that Prime Minister liked Shi Shi's stewed lotus seed soup the most. If it were made by the ladies, the taste would be very different. I want Prime Minister to eat the soup I made by myself. of."
I was too lazy to look at the two of them, so I pulled Huaizhu out and said, "Come on, let me show you what KFC is."
For an anchor like me in a live streaming company, what can’t I do with goods, food, and dancing?
Huaizhu was still a little confused: "Miss, what is KFC? Is it the kind of chicken you hold in your hand and gnaw?"
I glanced at Liu Huai'an and Dai Shishi: "KFC is not the type of chicken that you hold in your hands to chew. Shredded chicken is the type of chicken that you tear into pieces and eat. Do you know the difference?"
Huaizhu deliberately sang a double act to me: "It doesn't matter what kind of chicken she is, just tear it apart."
Dai Shishi could hear something in the words, and her face turned green with anger. She had to pretend not to understand in front of Liu Huai'an, and she almost felt hurt internally.
