, wonderful and free of pop-ups! "You really can't complain that I punched you and suspect you were lying!" Peter said apologetically, "Because you said your face couldn't be cured."
"Hmm, I found some shortcuts," Wade whistled as he drove down the driveway, "Since you warmly invited me, your friend, to attend your school's little party, how could I let you miss a chance to be An opportunity that everyone envies?”
r thought this was ridiculous, but at the same time he felt very happy: "Well, you know I don't mind this... you do know, right? But to be honest, I am more impressed by your uniform, not your face. . Oh, but no matter what method you find, I have to say, you are really handsome like this."
"This is all for you, my dear," Wade freed up a hand, secretly put his arm around Peter's shoulder, and praised himself for what he said, "You are my friend, you take me to your If you are in the circle of friends, I should give you more face - but if you don't date a pretty girl, why don't you date her? You see, our beloved Dr. Xavier's sister is very good, aren't you still colleagues? "
"It's like you don't know how terrible Wanda's father is!" Peter almost yelled, "You know, Wanda doesn't dare to bring her boyfriend home because her father won't accept it!"
"Oh - it seems that those dishes are indeed the by-product of love - but doesn't the red witch have a stepmother? I mean her father's remarried partner is my boss, Professor X, who is a very receptive person. He accepted that terrible wizard master as his son’s boyfriend, and he hasn’t done anything to search the master’s brain yet—”
"·Malfoy?" Peter pinched Wade's hand that moved from his shoulder to his waist, and threw it aside calmly, "He and Harry are old classmates, and they are better than Wanda's boyfriend... don't worry about your saltiness. Can you use a pig's hand! When you get to school, touch a pretty girl, and don't spread your excess Cormon on me!"
"Oh, you hurt me so much - do you want to say that the young master is a human after all, sweetheart?" Wade suddenly stopped the car, "Hey, we're here!"
Wade is not a person who loves learning, so it is difficult for him to remember what kind of parties are held by college students other than movies. But if you think about it, you will know that there are countless parties at a prestigious university in New York, USA. Drinks, beautiful girls, and a dozen handsome guys, and Wade is sure that even if he lets his little spider go there, he will be a very popular type, because he has a great Her figure, and her affinity that makes everyone swoon.
"Hey!" As they walked into the campus, several girls walking towards the door looked over and greeted them enthusiastically, "You're so early!"
"Good morning, beauties," Peter said, "Does any of you know how the venue is decorated? Why are you chatting here?"
"It's like New York Imperial College is short of manpower." A black-haired beauty joked, "You have to know that one girl can command ten men to work for her."
A blonde girl's eyes fell on Wade, "Hey, who is that? Is he your friend?"
"Isn't this the rule you made?" Peter asked, raising his hands, "...Um, I mean, you have to bring a friend to the sorority party, otherwise you have to take off your clothes and stand on the dance floor and drink a lot of beer. "
Wade's heart was filled with joy and pain because of hearing this - Aha, friend! Take off your clothes and drink! These two are such a sweet alternative! So, if he doesn't agree to Spider-Man's invitation, he will see... Oh no, stop thinking about it, there's no way he won't agree, he can't do it.
Wade decided to start with a very intimate gesture.
He put his arm around Peter's shoulders, squeezed his face next to Peter's head, and said hello in a very warm voice.
"Hey, beauties, I'm Peter's best friend who I love so much. Just call me Wade."
r pulled his hand down: "Hey, it's such a hot day, can you not move your hands or feet!"
"He's so cool," the blonde girl said. "Peter, why are your friends always so cool? Oh, girls, look, look, I bet the school football team doesn't have a body like Wade's. .”
The girls nodded in agreement one by one. One girl even pulled Peter aside and whispered for a long time. While Wade was dealing with the girls' questions, he looked at Peter nervously until Peter came back with a helpless look and told the girls that they When he was about to go to the event venue, he whispered to him: "She wants your mobile phone number, Wade, you are so charming."
This sentence made Wade's heart tremble sweetly and uneasily.
He wanted to ask, do you care that I am attractive? Do you care if I hook up with girls? But this problem didn't last long, and Wade told himself that he didn't need to care, because Wade wouldn't pick up girls casually anymore, let alone girls from Peter's school.
"It is also polite to be enthusiastic towards girls, my dear friend." Wade emphasized the word 'dear' very hard, "I said r, spidey, lovely peterspidey, I guess you usually have this kind of relationship with girls. Okay, right? The way they look at you is so pleasant, don’t you think any of them might be interested in you? Oh, the black-haired girl just now has a really nice waist, she looks very soft.”
"Come on, Wade, in their eyes I'm just a nerd, a rigid science guy who only knows how to read and do research -" Peter answered casually and introduced his school to Wade with a smile, "That's the laboratory building, that's the general On the road to the woods, there is the library over there. Oh my god, every time I run past the laboratory building, I always get a tan..."
He introduced his school to Wade just like he would introduce it to any friend. Wade nodded frequently while listening, as if every word Peter said was a famous aphorism, so docile that it was terrifying, but in fact he still said those words. I was really listening, listening very carefully, because those were all what Peter said.
Listen to the good boy you fell in love with talk about part of his life bit by bit, and understand bit by bit the part of his life that does not belong to you. How wonderful it is. There are no moral conflicts, no guns, no stubborn confrontations or annoying enemies. There was only the sunshine that was unique to the campus, the witty words of the boys and girls, and Peter's happy explanation... Hey, why didn't he bring a recorder? Spider Boy's peaceful introductory voice is so nice. Every wade, every l, every person who looks like him or doesn't like him should have such a recording and listen to it three times every night before going to sleep.
Oh, maybe I should also mention masturbating three times before talking about going to sleep.
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"Look who's here!"
Blonde hair, tall, ridiculously muscular, and the standard story of 'the cheerleader has a boyfriend who is the captain of the football team', oh, Wade knew this person who came to say hello with the cheerleader on his arm and laughing. Who.
"fsh!" Peter was startled when the big blond man suddenly tapped his shoulder. Wade slapped the hand down and said, 'Hey, do you want to chop your hand, buddy? ' Only then did he recognize who it was, and he said rather strangely, "I remember you went -"
"Empire State University, yes, I have the highest scholarship because I'm a great player." fsh looked at the girl next to him proudly, "I'm here to accompany Lucy to the sorority today - oh, Who is this? Where is M·J? Could it be that she is fighting fiercely with Harry now? I thought I would see you and Harry appear together."
When Wade heard this name, he thought that the super doctor was finally planning to have a second love, but it took him a few seconds to realize that he was talking about the damn pretty boy from the Osborn family.
Damn it, damn it, it's not fair, it's not fair! Why does this person not only occupy a certain position in Little Spider's life in the past and present, but also seems to cunningly book a position in the future? Couldn't he just disappear without saying a word?
What do these students think, huh? Are Peter Parker and Harry Osborn going to be side by side for the rest of their lives?
While Wade felt angrily that he was going to blow the Green Goblin's head off, he began to worry about whether he should go to Harry Xavier for a time magic item or something.
"Stop it, fsh," Peter's voice dropped an octave when he mentioned this, "We - MJ and I broke up a long time ago, don't tell me that you only know now - oh, come and get to know my friend Wade," When he looked at Wade, he found that the guy started to wrinkle his face again, "Wade, what are you doing? Are you in a daze? Come and meet my high school classmate, fsh."
"We are close friends." fsh said in a teasing tone, "I've never met you - but you must be a very interesting person, Wade."
"Oh yes," Wade said with a fake smile, "As if I won't forget that you bullied our Peter for so long."
"This is just a joke between close friends!" fsh laughed.
"Oh come on, Harry is my best friend, you are just a bastard who locks me in the locker every day!" Peter smiled and hit him.
"Locker?" Peter looked up and down and thought the idea was really cute. "Why not a suitcase? You can take it with you wherever you go. It's more fun!"
fsh laughed loudly at this sentence and said it was brilliant. R picked up the schoolbag that Lucy had put down next to him and gave Wade a slap on the back of the head: "As my friend, isn't it too much to make fun of me with others, huh?"
"Oh, come on, I just think you're cute when you can be stuffed into a locker like that! Seriously, can you really be stuffed in like that? You're so small...ow!"
Wade said and hit Peter again.
"How about coming for a drink? Do you have the capacity to drink now, our little Peter?" fsh suggested, raising a large glass of beer on the table.
R was about to say yes bravely, but Wade quickly stopped him: "Hey R, sweetheart, you can't drink. Next week, uh huh, you know, Mr. 'That Who' said that everyone will have a physical examination." , and he also said that if he catches you drinking something that exceeds the purity of a cocktail, he will deduct your pocket money."
R put the beer glass back with a flat mouth and complained to Wade: "Can't you just pretend that you forgot about this?"
"I'm thinking about your wallet," Wade said innocently, spreading his hands, "Do you still want a new computer?"
"……think."
"Then let me help you solve your problems happily!" Wade said, downing a glass of beer in one gulp, and happily forgot about Harry telling him not to drink.
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The moment Wanda walked in, she kissed her little brother's face tenderly: "Are you okay, Harry? I'm sorry that lately...well, you know, I haven't been here to spend movie nights or anything with you. "
"I do miss you, Wanda," Harry joked after hugging his sister, "But don't worry, you know, he can take care of two people."
As the eldest son of the family, Ro is undoubtedly an indispensable person for every movie night - after all, there are a series of younger siblings who need his care, but compared to what his calm sister Ro can say every time at the movie - Or let's talk about complaints - it's always fast and plentiful. Harry is the one who listens every time. When appropriate, he also has to prevent the second sister Lorna and Pietro from starting a 'Metal and Speed Night' if they have a disagreement. Really, this is as exciting to him as a movie.
"I'm sure you didn't come here for no reason," Harry said, pointing at the sulking man sitting on the sofa. "After all, there is a bastard here who complains to me every day."
"If he has always been a bastard, then dump him." Wanda said decisively, "But I do need help - do you still have Polyjuice Potion here?"
"Oh, yes," Harry turned around quickly, "Can you get me some polyjuice potion? Wanda needs it!"
"You have a flying spell!" He said expressionlessly.
"What's wrong with him?" The red-haired witch looked at the wizard on the sofa with critical eyes.
"I lost to me again in Quidditch practice in the morning - I just said, don't underestimate me who has cured my myopia." Harry shrugged and called again, "? Dear? I think you can even stand up and help. If I go and get it, I won’t lose a piece of meat, right? So why don’t you stand up and go before I move you to the laboratory?”
The threat was too obvious, so I slowly got up and went to get it.
"Thank you, that helped a lot," Wanda kissed her little brother's forehead again.
"You know you don't have to say thank you to me," Harry said gently, "but may I know what you want this for?"
"Well... I'm in love. You know, when women go out on a date, they always have to put on some disguise for their unusual boyfriends." Wanda said this with a little helplessness, "Or I can use this myself."
"...Wow," Harry sighed and took the bottle that was handed to him, "Then you really have to hide it from our dad - he can't stand this. Here you go."
"He has to bear it, he has to." Wanda came to a conclusion and turned around to leave, "Are there any precautions?"
"Drink less alcohol," Harry said. "Most people I don't remind them about this, because it's not a big deal - but if you drink too much alcohol, it will react with the Polyjuice Potion and it will slowly stop working. , but if you stop drinking and find a place where no one is around for a while, it will work again. Um, Wanda, I think your pager went off."
Wanda turned on her beeper watch connected to Avengers Tower and glanced at the mission displayed on it: "The mission is coming - a biochemical monster has invaded the university district of New York."
"Where? I'll go with you!" Harry said quickly.
"Thank you, dear," Wanda smiled, then frowned after thinking for a while, "Let me think about it...oh, my God, it seems to be around Peter's school?"
Harry gasped.
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r sadly found that he was stuffed into the locker again, and again - he had not been treated like this since high school!
What's even more disgusting is that the person who pushed him in - not fsh, hell it wasn't him this time - picked him up and followed him into the locker, and kept sticking to him at a close level. As he held his own, he could almost smell the cologne on the other person's body and the smell of alcohol that he had just been exposed to.
"Wade? There is a terrifying eight-clawed octopus wreaking havoc outside, but you stuffed us into this cabinet together?"
"Change into uniform, spidey, you don't want to see everyone in the bathroom just like that seeing you pull down your pants and-"
"How can I change my uniform with you like this...What's wrong with your face?"
"It's nothing...because I didn't follow the doctor's advice, my magic time is up." Wade hugged Peter tightly in his arms, "How about we just pretend to be asleep, the Avengers will send someone over soon, that's all For a moment, we won’t be heroes, we will be refugees—”
"I am the Avenger, and you, the x-er, pointed it out wordlessly, "So why don't you let me out - or maybe we commandeer another locker. You see, I'm definitely not as slim as I was in high school. There’s not enough space for two people to squeeze in here…”
Yes, you are not that slim, but your flexibility is amazing!
Wade didn't know what the potion was about, but he could feel his face slowly changing back, and no matter how many bottles of polyjuice he poured into himself, the situation didn't change. Thinking about it carefully, it seemed that Only the act of 'drinking' is against medical advice——
——After he drank ten glasses of beer, he even kissed Peter while he was still drunk, of course, only on the face, and then he was beaten by Peter amidst the whistles of various classmates.
...but the locker is indeed a bit small.
Wade bent over and lowered his head depressedly, but he still couldn't tuck himself into Peter properly and comfortably.
"Why can't the university provide a big cabinet? And I think it can be installed clearly!"
To make matters worse, the sounds of destruction were getting closer, and both men knew what it would be like.
"We have to get out, Wade." Peter reiterated nervously, his face flushed, "And I'm almost suffocated by you - can we finish saving the world and then come back to the cabinet to see if 'the cabinet can hold two people'? question?"
Wade let out a depressed sigh: "Look, look, you can't escape it, right? Whenever you want to enjoy a good life, the task of saving the world will fucking come."
"We can finish saving the world and then enjoy life," Peter quickly comforted him, "Um...what do you want to do? Watch a movie? Go shopping? Or eat?"
"Can I have both? And add 'A Beautiful Night Together'?"
"There's no such thing, wade! Now, now, go change into your uniform!"
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"It looks like you guys have already been fooling around," Harry used his wand to freeze the large pile of unknown residue and prepared to send it to SHIELD for analysis. When Wanda turned to speak to Spiderman, he said to L, "I Do you think you are too harsh this time? Or is it my misunderstanding?"
"He ruined our long-awaited Valentine's Day date like this! I was finally able to be introduced to Little Spider's friends! And then everything was ruined!" L said frustratedly, and Harry felt that he was about to become depressed. Three heads.
"Do you really think so?" Harry raised his eyebrows, then turned to Peter and said, "Hey, Spiderman, I got the movie tickets and buffet coupons for you, for two people, but I see someone here seems to think that this day It’s not very wonderful anymore, should I-"
"Ignore him, just listen to me." Spiderman reached for the movie tickets and buffet coupons, and then said to L, "What movie do you want to watch? Recently I heard that there is a new superhero movie on the market."
l said in disbelief: "You really want to go to dinner and a movie with me? I mean...just the two of us?! This is simply great. Wait a minute, let me make sure, I'm not dreaming, right? Or Am I not under hypnosis?"
"Do you need me to check for you?" Spiderman said with a smile, "Come on, let's change out of our uniforms."
"And I also brought Polyjuice Potion." Harry said with a smile, "But I don't think you need it."
"Yes, to be honest, this is still Wade," said the red Spider-Man. "I like this version with scars a little better... How about this is the Wade I know? I always feel that the one without scars is not quite right. Habit."
When Harry heard this kind of explosive speech that the person involved didn't know how to make, he couldn't help but look at L, only to find that he had changed out of his uniform at the speed of light - how did he do it?
…
"You don't need to wear a hood. Really, I don't think it's a big deal," Peter said. "Why didn't you care so much when you went to kill people, but you care so much now?"
"That's because I don't want to scare ordinary people like that... Seriously, Spidey, do you really love this version more?"
"Why did I lie to you - you can play with me without potions next time, you know..."
"Yes, yes, I don't care, you don't care, but I care about the way others look at you, my dear little spider-"
"Can't you stop calling me that! And I don't care what other people think of me - what's the big deal?"
"You are so naive and terrible, tsk tsk, but that's what I like about you, and I'm very touched - come on, for the sake of this friendship, let's have a fierce hug!"
"If you want to die, please speak - oh the movie has started! Shut up wade!"
"...Why do I feel that the emotion I express is not as touching as the movie? Do you love movies more than me, spidey?"
"wade!"
"Okay, okay, I'll shut up...but that's not bad, uh-huh."
