020 Keyboard Man vs. Butcher Bird

Style: Science Author: Night God speaksWords: 3592Update Time: 24/01/12 01:23:23
Wang Dazhuo's figure rushed out in just an instant. Xie Zhi saw the figure in the white sweater suddenly rise up, and the next moment he was already fighting with the shrike's black tuxedo.

Although the jet-black keyboard incarnation behind Wang Dashui only had one hand and a twisted head, Wang Dashui, who only had three hands, was fighting back and forth with the Shrike, who had four hands and two weapons.

The huge pitch-black keyboard was waved vigorously by the pitch-black figure's only arm, and all the keycaps on the keyboard were flying wildly according to a weird rhythm. Every second, at least a dozen keycaps were flying from the pitch-black keyboard. It was ejected and launched a fierce attack straight towards the butcher's shadow on the opposite side.

The Shrike's butcher phantom could only be beaten passively. Its own reflexes were not as good as the black keyboard. In the previous battle, it only caught the moment when Wang Dabai's will suddenly dispersed and launched an attack by catching the flaw. But now Wang Dazhuo concentrated all his mental energy on this battle. There was only the sound of keyboard typing in his ears. Every time he typed a string of characters, his fighting spirit became higher, as if his whole person was immersed in this violent keyboard. During the attack.

Flaws are everywhere...

But all the flaws can’t be caught!

Wang Dashu's three arms attacked the Shrike like a violent storm, and the three arms even had the effect of six arms! At the same time, the flying keycaps on the pitch-black keyboard also brought about intensive artillery fire that could be called a saturation attack, like a shell gun that kept firing bullets... No, this description is not appropriate, it was like an accelerator that kept bursting out blue flames. It's like a trip, without a moment's rest!

But Wang Daduo's attack was not just that. With the three arms bombing in turn, Wang Daduo's words were not idle. Xie Zhi even suspected that the language composed by the keycaps that were constantly being ejected from Wang Daduo's keyboard was actually the rubbish that Wang Daduo was currently telling Lai Lai.

Yes, trash talk, bombardment of trash talk!

When Wang Dashuo launched his offensive, these rubbish words seemed to be the fist style surrounding each attack, and they also seemed to be an additional supplement to each attack! The last time Xie Zhi saw such trash talk was when he was playing competitive games in his previous life and saw five comments per second on the public screen!

"Aren't you very strong? You only have this ability? Your father and your mother should not have given birth to you back then! Oh, I forgot, your father is me, your father and I are really sad to have such a rubbish son like you. !”

"You coward, useless thing! Hit me! Hit me with your hook and kitchen knife! Isn't it crazy? Isn't it very tempting? Hit me in the face! Lese!"

"Oh, guess what I suddenly remembered? It's the ranking of human scales! Your scales are all sorted by birds, so your shrike must be very strong! What? The shrike is just a small carnivorous bird? No. Yes, no, no one is really willing to give up such a noble title as an eagle, vulture, peregrine falcon! If you can’t even get a woodpecker’s hood, then how much of a waste do you, a butcher, have to be?!”

"Why don't you fight back? Birdie, come face to face with me! Do you know why the shrike is called a shrike? Let me tell you what it says on Qiandu Encyclopedia? Oh! It turns out that it's because this small carnivorous bird usually catches Hang the bugs on the thorns and watch them struggle! Oh my God, is there really such garbage that can't even bully its own kind and can only bully bugs that are a hundred times smaller than it? Those are small~bugs~ son!"

"Who is your boss? An eagle? Or a penguin? It doesn't matter. The point is that they are catching fish and rabbits, but you can only come to the hospital to catch some bugs. It's really pitiful! How pitiful! No People care about you, the only reason for your existence is to come to this remote third hospital and operate on these helpless ordinary workers and college students!"

"What? Who is a college student you ask? Me, me, I am a sophomore this year, and school just started in my sophomore year, uncle! You ask me why I know you are an uncle? Because your wasteful methods and wasteful abilities are placed in the If I were in the shoes of anyone your age, I would definitely not be able to survive, you useless snack!"



Xie Zhi's eyelids jumped wildly as he listened. Wang Daduo, who had released a more complete form of the crazy keyboard, was completely different from the person he was before the transformation. The kind of fists that were as dense as the storm, the kind of trash talk that was as heavy as the substance. It even turned into an entity in the air. Xie Zhi saw with his own eyes that the trash talk that penetrated the shrike's heart turned into a translucent energy entity in mid-air. The sharp blades, like rotating knives, went directly to the shrike. The bird's tuxedo and the butcher's shadow behind it are inserted!

The Shrike, on the other hand, could maintain a sense of aloof elegance at first, like an elegant pervert. But after just a few seconds, that sense of elegance was gone. Both his own boxing skills and the moves of the butcher's shadow behind him were lost. Fang Cun, from a state of being able to predict the landing point of most of Wang Daduo's attacks, turned into a "rogue" who has a similar frequency of attack as Wang Daduo and has no regard for it!

"I've seen this move before..."

Xie Zhi thought to himself, this trick was obviously a common method used by Internet trolls in his previous life. It was to drag his opponent into the same mood and IQ as himself, and then use his rich experience to defeat him!

Damn, my roommate is really a fucking keyboard warrior! Or the kind of top troll that has infiltrated the Internet for years? ? ?

Xie Zhi subconsciously touched his nose, and in this brief moment, the situation of the battle unexpectedly changed.

It can only be said that the shrike deserves to be a shrike. Even if it is true, as Wang Dazhuo said, the shrike's status in the human scale is only a small role with a low level, but such a small role has also experienced many battles. Wang Dazhuo's spirit The attack and violent bombardment of fists and keycaps only humiliated Shrike in the first ten seconds. When Shrike realized that he was being pulled away by Wang Dashuo's rhythm, he quickly adjusted back.

"I almost got dragged away by you, kid! I have to say, as an ordinary negative master, it's already pretty good that you can do this."

There were already many holes in the shrike's tuxedo, and the blood-stained white apron on the butcher's shadow behind him was also in tatters. These were all Wang Dazhuang's masterpieces in the previous ten seconds.

"Although your attack is very fast, I can't break through your defense. But why do you want to use words to anger me?"

Shrike's speaking speed became slower and slower. From the beginning of his argument with Wang Dazhuo, his speaking speed gradually returned to the unhurried and elegant tone.

"Why can't I break through your defense, but you use words to anger me? Because you are very anxious."

Wang Daduo's attack suddenly paused, and then he started punching at a faster speed. Behind his back, on the keyboard held by the third hand, the keycaps also ejected one after another at a faster speed. And every time a keycap is ejected, a new keycap will appear from the pitch-black head and be reinstalled on the pitch-black keyboard, as if the pitch-black keyboard is a machine gun with endless bullets!

"What? You useless bird, you are out of ideas? Are you using such a provoking method to provoke your father and me? Do you know? People like you will never be able to reach a higher level in your Tianping organization. Oh, I was wrong, just because of you Tianping Having an inferior trash like you in the organization limits the performance of your organization!"

"Look next door, what miracles and what origins, which organization is not better than you? Why? It's not because the boss can't compare with others, it's just that the problem lies with you! You can commit suicide! Oh no, you are wasting land by committing suicide! "

Veins popped out again and again on the shrike's fists, but this time the shrike did not disrupt his rhythm because of his anger. Instead, he took a deep breath, inhaled again, opened his beak again, and licked it with a grin. Licking tongue.

"You're in a hurry, black keyboard."

"Let me guess why you are anxious? Is it because the time is almost up?"

"The emotional incarnation summoning skills of your negative masters are essentially using completely opposite concepts to drive those negative emotions to fight for yourself. You have never accepted them. Therefore, compared with us, your biggest weakness is time."

"How long can you hold on? Three minutes, two minutes, one minute, or even less?"

"You are anxious, the corners of your eyes are twitching. I have seen through your weakness, and now you are thinking about how you are going to deal with me. Am I right?"

"Don't worry, you can't deal with me anymore. As long as I am indifferent to your provocation, I can wait until your energy is exhausted. And when I kill you, I will definitely hang you in my collection room .”

Next, no matter how the pitch-black keyboard teased Shrike's heartstrings and launched an attack around the weak part of Shrike's will, Shrike would never be moved again. Every time Wang DaZhuo said something, Shrike would only reply with three words, "You're in a hurry."

Unsurprisingly, as time continued to pass, Wang Dashui became more and more anxious, as if he had responded to Shrike's words. Wang Dashui's movements became faster and faster, but this speed obviously exceeded his limit, because in this extremely high frequency of attacks, Wang Dashui's punches showed flaws, and those tiny holes and gaps seemed to be pouring down. It was a narrow shelter in the heavy rain, a small corner in front of a convenience store, but Shrike happened to capture that moment in that 0.01 second.

"You're distracted again, kid."

A strange smile suddenly appeared on the corner of the shrike's mouth. The smile extended from the beak of the mask to the outside of the beak. Perhaps it was Wang Dade's hallucination. Wang Dade felt that the shrike's headband was smiling.

That's a kind of ridicule.

The phantom of the butcher riddled with holes behind the shrike captured that moment. Its meat hook was stuck at the junction of the dark keyboard and the dark left hand. The kitchen knife in the right hand was raised high and swung towards Wang Da. The pitch-black left hand slashed straight down!

"hiss--"

Wang Dabiao's eyes widened immediately. At the last moment, he pulled the jet black keyboard and jet black left hand out of the muscular butcher's attack range, but even so, the straight falling butcher knife directly cut open the skin on the jet black figure's arm!

At the same time, Wang DaZhuo heard another soft cry.

"Hey, that little cutie named Zhou You is gone. Are you looking for the dying old man?"

"What a pity. I thought he would wait quietly for me to finish."

Wang Dazhui looked in the direction of the sound, only to find that when the shrike's muscular butcher phantom attacked him, he was also distracted and glanced at the surrounding environment. Xie Zhi, who had been watching the fight between the two at the beginning, had already Gone.

Come on, brother...

Wang Dazhuang silently cheered for Xie Zhi from the bottom of his heart.

Brother, whether I can survive or not depends entirely on you...

Wang Dashui was thinking this way, and when he raised his eyes, he saw that Shrike's attack suddenly stopped.

No, he's going to find Xie Zhi!

"Hey! Plant! Look directly at me!"

Wang Dabao's body, whose speed had weakened, suddenly rose again. He waved the black keyboard again and rushed towards the Shrike! The three arms once again output at the highest frequency!

No, this time the frequency is faster and the power is stronger than before!

At the same time, Wang Dazhuo shouted in a voice that could be heard throughout the building,

"Xie Zhi! There are two minutes left! I can only hold on for two minutes!"

rely on you! brother! You must solve the problem in these two minutes!