Su Yang's words made the netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
"Damn it, this nonsense just comes out of your mouth."
"Hahaha, I actually think it makes sense."
"Low EQ: I will borrow money to marry you. High EQ: You are the person I want to marry even if I borrow money."
"I learned another trick, I will use it to fool my girlfriend right away."
"Don't tell me that Brother Su taught me how to get beaten."
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The barrage was full of joy.
But the blind date girl didn't have it so easy. She was so angry that she asked, "What do you mean?"
Su Yang was very innocent, "Your demands are so high. In order to satisfy them all, I can only borrow money."
"you!"
At this time, the girl on the blind date realized that she had been tricked. She suddenly stood up and pointed at Su Yang,
"You don't come on a blind date sincerely."
Su Yang frowned and asked, "Are you?"
Just break up!
The girl on the blind date suddenly became furious, and she asked loudly, "Why am I not sincere?"
Hearing this, Su Yang just laughed and said, "Are you sincere?"
"I won't say anything to you if you want a house or a car."
"You actually want to hold a wedding at the Bird's Nest."
"What kind of messy red envelopes and filial piety fees are needed?"
"What's your situation? Don't you have any points?"
"As long as there is a plate of peanuts, you won't drink like this."
Su Yang doesn't tolerate anyone's faults, even if it's a woman, he will retaliate unceremoniously.
A few words made the blind date girl's face turn red with anger.
Her arrogant character was completely exposed, and she yelled, "Damn it, you are such a humble person."
"Why do poor people come to have a date?"
"Waste of my time."
Popular letter?
Head down?
Poor guy?
The three consecutive critical hits that hit him really made Su Yang angry.
When it comes to swearing, he has never lost.
As I said, if you say bad words, your mouth will become clean. If you swallow the bad words, your heart will become dirty.
So Su Yang was ready to scold him back on the spot.
But before he could say anything, his mother grabbed him.
"Forget it, good men don't fight with women."
One sentence calmed Su Yang down.
It's not that a good man doesn't fight with women, it's mainly because he's still live streaming.
When others came in and took a look, the anchor was exchanging dirty words with people who were mainly family members and supplemented by organs.
Does it fit?
Besides, it is really cheap for men and women to quarrel.
Su Yang still decided to swallow his breath and forget it.
Su Yang forgot it, but the netizens in the live broadcast room didn't think so.
When they spray people, they don't even recognize them.
"Fuck! Who gave you the courage to curse, Liang Jingru?"
"You still dare to dislike our brother Su? I advise you to find a key matcher first and ask yourself if you are worthy."
"That is to say, our brother Su is well-educated. If she is like this, I can punch ten of her into tears."
"You don't even know what kind of virtue you have. How can you still urinate without a mirror? You can only daydream."
"Get out of the way, I have urine, let me wake her up, fill the water gun with urine, and make her scream."
"Be careful, don't splash me."
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Although Su Yang didn't curse, he still couldn't help but scold her.
"If you want to go on a blind date, you have to do it well."
"If you want to make a wish, go to the temple."
He was really angry that such people ruined the social atmosphere.
Everyone is working hard now, and it is not easy to work hard to create some industry.
You have hands and feet, but you want to just sit back and enjoy the fruits of your marriage?
Take sky-high prices for granted.
What values are these?
Anyway, he doesn't approve.
It is impossible to be a boiling sheep in this life.
Su Yang felt that his words were very restrained and even meant to persuade.
But despite this, the blind date girl was so angry that she immediately jumped off her feet.
She pointed at Su Yang angrily, "A toad like you still wants to find a wife?"
"dream!"
After the blind date girl finished speaking, she left.
He didn't give Su Yang a chance to talk back at all.
This was the first time he had lost a verbal battle, but it was still worth it to let his mother see the depth of blind dates.
After losing his popularity, the matchmaker also chased him away.
Liu Liying, on the other hand, was very angry because her son was scolded, and she only remembered to talk back after everyone had run away.
"You're the toad."
"Your whole family is a toad."
Mom doesn't know how to curse, just two sentences over and over again.
The combat effectiveness is obviously not good.
After scolding, he angrily said to Su Yang, "I shouldn't have stopped you just now."
"This kind of person should scold her severely."
"If you don't scold him, she might scold you behind your back."
Hearing this, Su Yang grinned and said, "It's okay. In fact, I don't care at all how others scold me behind my back."
Just hearing this sentence, Liu Liying felt that her son was of high quality.
It's a thousand miles away from that kind of woman.
But the next second.
"Because I also scold others behind their backs, and they may not scold them as harshly as I do."
Liu Liying: "."
Some quality, but not much!
She wanted to teach her son that it was wrong to do so, but she also saw what happened just now.
If he said he did the right thing, it didn't seem like something a mother should say.
After much thought, she chose to shut up and say nothing.
On the contrary, Xiao Liu laughed and teased Su Yang after hearing what he said.
"Are you really not afraid of others scolding you?"
Su Yang nodded and once again showed off his extraordinary thinking, "What good can come of scolding me?"
"Hahaha."
One sentence made Xiao Liu laugh.
After laughing, he said, "Then you still curse others."
Hearing this, Su Yang glanced at him sideways and said, "What good can come out of my scolding."
"Pfft hahaha."
"hehe."
Su Yang's lies made my mother laugh.
It also made netizens in the live broadcast room extremely happy.
"Hahahaha, those who agree with you and those who scold you are not good things."
"There's nothing wrong with it, the logic is very consistent."
"I just said it would be a pity not to join Deyun Club without opening your mouth."
"It's obviously a mediation program, but you turned it into a talk show."
"I like to watch and talk a lot!"
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Su Yang's trouble made my mother feel better.
But she still minded her son being scolded.
She said angrily, "If I meet that woman again."
"I must point at her nose and say she is a toad."
"She's not good enough for my son."
Seeing that his mother couldn't get over this hurdle, Su Yang could only use his eloquence to coax her.
"Actually, toad is sometimes a compliment."
Mom pursed her lips and said, "See if I believe you."
"Is this a compliment? It's better to say that a person is a frog!"
Xiao Liu also came over to refute.
"real."
"Don't believe it yet."
So Su Yang asked calmly: "Do you know the difference between a toad and a frog?"
Xiao Liu shook his head.
Mom also shook her head.
"Then let me analyze it for you."
Ever since, Su Yang got ready and started his serious nonsense.
"The frog sits in the well and looks at the sky, and has a feudal mindset."
"The toad is different. It wants to eat swan meat and has great ambitions."
"Look, is this a compliment?"
Xiao Liu frowned, it sounded like this was the case.
Su Yang continued, "In the end, the frog can only be served as a dish."
"The toad is different. When it transforms into a golden toad, it will be sacrificed."
"Is there a big difference?"
Xiao Liu continued to nod.
"so."
Su Yang gestured and patted Xiao Liu on the shoulder, "If I call you Toad from now on."
"Don't doubt it, I must be complimenting you!"
(End of chapter)
