"He is your friend?"
Lille looked at Cheng Daqi in confusion and picked up Korno.
"Let go, you are just a bastard..."
Korno's little mouth is not very clean.
After all, no one would be calm if they were attacked by a sneak attack, but his subsequent words stopped abruptly when he saw Lille's pecs.
Smiling a ferocious smile that he thought was friendly, Lille stared at the small black potato in his hand with great interest.
"Say, keep talking, I like your mouth very much."
Lille also thrust out her crotch in a playful manner.
He was looking forward to Korno continuing to seek death.
Kornow, already considered a 'little potato', is just stupid, not retarded.
He knew he was in big trouble.
A man who was two meters tall, weighed at least 300 kilograms, was full of muscles, and had a ferocious face. He stuck out his hips and said, "I like your mouth." '
This is much scarier than American Horror Story.
"Sir, I...Chan, help me, we are friends, yes, we are good friends!"
For his own innocence, Korno hurriedly asked Cheng Daqi for help.
Lille is not a temperless person. He shook the 'little potato' in his hand and said to Cheng Daqi.
"Chan, we are also friends, but your friend offended me, what do you think I should do?"
Headache.
Cheng Daqi only felt a headache.
Korno was the plan B he prepared for his MCN company. He had already felt the sincerity of this fat black man from more than a hundred messages.
It's not easy to find another black man who is so 'simple' and 'sincere'.
Riel is not his subordinate, he is employed by Eris, and he cannot directly order him.
After giving Korno a resentful look, Cheng Daqi shook his head, went up and opened Lille's hand.
"Lil, I'll treat you to a drink some other time. Don't waste time with an idiot. I will scold him severely."
After hearing that he was called a fool, Korno wanted to continue to have fun.
But Lille's huge pectoralis major muscles were still pressed tightly against his face, and the fat black man finally gave in.
He is really afraid.
"Okay, if this nigger gives you trouble again, just call me."
After patting Korno heavily on the shoulder, Lille said goodbye to Cheng Daqi.
When leaving, the strong man even made a wiping gesture to Korno.
Cheng Daqi said helplessly as he bid farewell to his new fierce boyfriend.
“Corno, I don’t understand why you act crazy when you see me.
As long as you act normally, Lille will not misunderstand you.
Moreover, aren’t the words you said just looking for death? Do you know what he does?
If I hadn't been here today, you would have been filled with cement to fill the sea in a while! "
Korno hadn't woken up from the fear just now. He was confused by Cheng Daqi's series of questions.
After thinking for a long time, the fat black man replied.
"I want to learn Kung Fu, I want to learn Chinese Kung Fu!"
What boy doesn’t have a kung fu dream?
After experiencing such a big shock, Korno still did not forget the purpose of finding a great weapon.
Judging from his behavior, it can be said that he has never forgotten his original intention!
"Hey, okay, I can teach you Chinese Kung Fu."
Cheng Daqi's arrangement for Plan B is to let Korno live.
This black man's brain is obviously some kind of top-notch, abstract top-tier.
A standard natural abstract holy body.
He was a genius who firmly believed that Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan could have a child together.
This kind of talent is perfect for the Internet.
Even if he doesn't become a big success, Korno can still become the darling of the Internet with his profound knowledge and strength (there are similar ones in the United States, which are stupid bloggers, which is quite interesting hahaha).
"Did you really agree?"
"if not?"
"I watch Chinese movies. To learn kung fu, you have to learn from a master. Don't you have to kowtow to learn from a master?"
"Are you sure you want to kowtow?"
"Of course, it is said in the movie that only those who kowtow can learn real Kung Fu! I want to learn real Kung Fu from you!"
"Okay, wait a minute while I turn on the camera."
The multiculturalism of the United States determines that this land of freedom has unlimited possibilities.
Anything you can think of or imagine can appear here.
So, in the afternoon in San Roto, the homeless people on Red Street enjoyed the wonders born of human diversity and American multiculturalism.
A black man, kneeling firmly and reverently.
The target of his kneeling was actually an Asian. The black man kowtowed three times to a yellow-skinned Asian!
"boom!"
"stop!"
"boom!!"
"You stop!!"
"boom!!!!"
"Wake up, why are you fainting!!!! F**K!!!"
When Korno woke up, he saw Cheng Daqi's panting and worried face.
Seeing that the 'master' he had just recognized cared so much about him, Korno felt that his three clicks were not in vain.
Cheng Daqi's expression is not one of worry, he is pure and innocent!
Just now, just a second before Korno woke up, he almost gave Korno artificial respiration!
Thinking that the first kiss of his life was almost deceived by Korno, Cheng Daqi couldn't help but feel evil.
He wished he could go to Pin Xixi to buy a Sunflower Book and teach Kornuo how to self-defeat.
"Why do you kowtow so hard?"
There were already a dozen homeless people surrounding them, pointing and poking their heads.
It's not that they like to watch the excitement, but it's actually a big job that Korno has done today. It can be considered a groundbreaking event in Red Street, a place where many talented people gather together!
Not caring about being watched, Cheng Daqi just wanted to ask the questions in his heart.
"Servo, I saw a movie saying that the louder you kowtow, the more you can learn real kung fu."
His sincerity was as deafening as the sound of his kowtow.
Cheng Daqi considers himself a sincere person.
So, for the first time, he took a closer look at the idiot lying on the ground.
There was a wound on Korno's head, and there was faint traces of blood oozing from the wound.
This is blood produced by damaged cell tissue and broken capillaries after human tissue is squeezed.
Fortunately, there are no large blood vessels in the forehead, so Korno's bleeding was not too much.
As for whether such mechanical damage would affect Korno's brain and subsequently damage Korno's intelligence, Cheng Daqi felt there was no need to worry.
It has already hit rock bottom, and no matter how it affects it, it won’t get any worse.
The black man who sincerely studied Kung Fu looked at Cheng Daqi expectantly, but Cheng Daqi did not answer him directly.
Seeing his master staring at his forehead, Korno smiled.
"I'm fine at all. It's normal to bleed when you kowtow. The actors in the movie also bleed after taking a cigarette."
Idiot, that's special effects, that's prop blood!
Cheng Daqi stood up and stretched out his hand to signal Korno to get up.
"What's your full name?"
"Corno Dick"
"Your surname is Dick?"
"My dad's last name is this. We all don't like it, but it's my last name."
"All right."
This is also very reasonable, after all, it is a born abstract holy body.
With the surname Dick, God is chasing after you to feed him, right?
