Huang Ergou no longer thinks about escaping or teaching Su Qingluan and Liu Yunniang a lesson. He only has one thought in his mind: he doesn't want to die!
No wonder this man was frightened out of his wits.
Originally, Huang Ergou was just a lazy gangster who lived his whole day. If it weren't for his deceptive appearance, Su Qingluan wouldn't be attracted to him.
He himself also relied on his "appearance advantage" to deceive and deceive people along the way. Although he was caught by the tail of a fox in Liangzhou and was wanted with a reward, in general, he succeeded in deceiving more often.
He himself also understands that if he is so "straightforward", his flaws will be exposed sooner or later, and he can only keep changing places. But even so, he still would rather live such a life of fear than find a decent job down-to-earth - even though he is not very old now, he can still work.
After all, you can easily make money by lying to others, so what kind of hard work do you have to do?
It is precisely because of Huang Ergou's slacking off day after day that he is now increasingly incapable of enduring hardship - both physically and mentally.
The prescription Su Qingluan asked Mu Xingzhi to prescribe was frankly not very painful, and it might not matter to many people with strong willpower. But Huang Ergou can't do that. Just this little bit of "pain" and "lesson" imposed on his body is enough to turn him into an obedient dog, and he can no longer muster any spirit of resistance.
Even so, Su Qingluan and Liu Yuniang didn't dare to be careless - after all, if they find such a person again, they don't know how long it will take. They don't care, but Chen Zhihe and Zhaodi can't afford to delay.
After all, it is important to have proper etiquette when it comes to marriage. Although Su Qingluan didn't think that Zhaodi's parents were willing to give a "loser" Shili Hongzhuang the treatment, in her opinion, Zhaodi had been with her for nearly two years after all, and she could be regarded as the little sister she had been watching.
There is no need for more, at least the three matchmakers and six hires cannot be careless. As for adding makeup and so on, Su Qingluan plans to wait until the wedding day and send it directly to the young couple as a congratulatory gift. This will also save the greedy parents who want to recruit the younger brother. He reached into his daughter's dowry.
Hearing Su Qingluan's plan, Liu Yunniang couldn't help but joked: "You, the shopkeeper, actually worry more than my parents. Those who don't know think you are the mother who recruited the younger brother."
Su Qingluan sneered: "I don't dare to say anything about other people's families, but for recruiting a younger brother, I definitely treat her better than her parents. After all, there are not many parents who are so heartbroken that they are ready to kill their own daughters just to have a son." Let’s bleed.”
"What?!" After hearing such appalling words, Liu Yunniang stood up from her chair in fright, "You...where did you know that?"
"Why do you think I have been looking for a liar with a matching appearance during this period?" Su Qingluan recalled the things he had found, and could not maintain his sneer, and returned to his expressionless state, "Of course I am here The period of time has been determined, and if the younger brother obeys his 'parents' orders', he will definitely jump into the fire pit."
In fact, at the beginning, Su Qingluan investigated the personalities and preferences of his younger brother's parents just to make his plan smoother - after all, there are no unsuccessful liars in this world, only those who are not "appetite" for being deceived.
Everyone has their own human weaknesses, and as long as they are caught and properly exploited, everyone can be deceived.
Originally, Su Qingluan only thought that the parents who recruited her younger brother were ordinary patriarchal parents, but after careful investigation, she realized that "patriarchal" was too gentle an adjective for these two crazy scum.
After all, there are few families that favor sons over daughters and can bear to use their living daughters as "sacrifice" in exchange for sons.
Fortunately, there was a "goddess" who couldn't stand it at that time, so she made some nonsense, saying that this child could bless the male fetus that was about to be born, and it had some "use value" in the eyes of Zhaodi's parents. Otherwise, Zhaodi would have already become a child. A pool of flesh and blood, reincarnated.
But it was those two scumbags who were so superstitious that gave Su Qingluan a better chance of winning.
In fact, Su Qingluan's plan was very simple, which was to let Huang Ergou pretend to be a "good man" to tell the fortune of the parents who wanted to recruit his younger brother, so that they would believe that marrying that bad old man could destroy the "luck" of their precious son. , and then successfully married Chen Zhi.
But this matter should not be done too hastily, otherwise although the other party is a scumbag, he is not a complete fool, so Su Qingluan asked Huang Ergou to set up a stall as usual every day, and set a rule that only three times a month would be counted. Hexagrams, if there are too many, they don’t count.
Then he hired a few people to spread a very effective "iron mouth straight cut" in this area. The Banxian'er's surname was Huang. Now it's the Dragon Boat Festival. There is a saying that evil spirits begin to breed during the Dragon Boat Festival, so it must be mixed with realgar wine. "Exorcise evil spirits", and Zhaodi's younger brother, the lifeblood of the whole family, is only a six or seven-year-old child, so naturally he cannot drink realgar wine.
I don’t know if the child is weak or something. Every May and July, he gets sick more or less. In Su Qingluan’s opinion, it’s just that children are weak in summer, and food is more susceptible to spoilage. , there are also many mosquito bites, so you will get sick if you are not careful.
However, in the eyes of superstitious people, it is a different story. After all, it is said that "epidemic ghosts" will come to the world around the Dragon Boat Festival, and half of July is the legendary "Ghost Festival"
So every May or July when "the gates of hell are wide open", the parents who recruit a younger brother are like ants on a hot pot. Not only do they pay close attention to their precious little son, but they also ask around for "eliminating disasters and resolving misfortunes". "The method of "expelling ghosts and warding off evil spirits".
Now that the Dragon Boat Festival is only half a month away, it has naturally come to the "stress period" for parents to recruit a younger brother, so Su Qingluan wants to take advantage of this period to lower the defensiveness of her nervous son. Two couples took the bait.
However, as the saying goes, "Put a long line to catch big fish." If you bait the fish as soon as it comes, it will make the fish escape. Therefore, if you want to catch big fish, you must first "make a nest".
It is precisely because of this that Su Qingluan ordered Huang Ergou to declare that the "three hexagrams" for this month had been calculated when he met his parents for the first time, and that he would be early next month.
However, some things are like this. If "Huang Banxian'er" immediately makes a guarantee and can solve all the troublesome problems, it may arouse the suspicion of his brother's parents.
One person shied away and said, "Please come early next month," but the other person's parents were more convinced. Instead, they came early on the night of the last day of April to ask if "Huang Banxian" would come here as usual to tell fortunes and set up stalls tomorrow.
Seeing the other party's eager look, Su Qingluan, who was observing in the dark, nodded: The fish is hooked!
