With the elixir given by Yang Xiao, Bai Lianhua and Bi You's eyes shone brightly.
Although it is not ramen, it can knock people down, but the effect is actually the same.
Then the next step is to drag their Ling'er into the woods and get rid of them.
"Shopkeeper, how do you tell Ling'er to let him take this pill?"
After looking at the elixir for a while, Bai Lianhua asked curiously.
Yang Xiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You are trying to lie to him, just say that you took a pill that can improve your cultivation."
"Hey, didn't we expect this? The shop owner is smart."
After saying this with a smile, Biyou immediately went over and woke up the reincarnation of Tathagata who was reading a book.
The confused Tathagata reincarnated looked at Biyou: "What are you doing?"
"Stop reading, the shop owner just gave us a pill to improve our cultivation. Here, take it!"
Biyou handed over the elixir and looked at the reincarnation of Tathagata with a smile.
After looking at the elixir blankly, Tathagata reincarnated and looked at Biyou and Bailianhua, and then at Yang Xiao. After a moment, he suddenly showed a sad look on his face.
The confused Yang Xiao scratched his head and wondered why the reincarnation of Tathagata didn't play according to common sense.
Did you see something when you suddenly put on this expression?
"I thought too much, and I knew it was just wishful thinking on my part."
The reincarnation of Tathagata suddenly spoke slowly, his tone choked with sobs.
Yang Xiao blinked and blinked, what and what, in this reincarnation of Tathagata, his head was kicked by a donkey, right?
"Shopkeeper, you gave me this pill because you want me to cut off the relationship with them so that I can agree to you being together. Okay, I agree."
Just when Yang Xiao was about to ask, Tathagata reincarnated in Youyuan and spoke.
Yang Xiao's face turned dark when he understood. This bastard Tathagata's reincarnation made him think of who the shop owner was.
"I didn't expect you two to like me on the surface, but actually you like the shop owner. I see through you."
Just when Yang Xiao's teeth were itching, Tathagata reincarnated and spoke to Biyou and Bailianhua again.
Biyou had a bad temper and said angrily: "Qiao Ling'er, you idiot, I'm so angry. How can you miss me and Lianhua so much?"
"Then, what's going on with this elixir? Why did the shopkeeper give me the elixir so well, and even asked for help from you? It's now, don't you admit it?"
The Tathagata reincarnated himself to argue and was not convinced by the way of Qi.
Yang Xiao, who was very happy next to him, came over, grabbed the elixir in the reincarnation of Tathagata's hand, and threw it directly into the mouth of the reincarnation of Tathagata.
"He has such a rich imagination. Why don't you just listen to his nonsense and get things done?"
Pouring his lips, Yang Xiao muttered unhappily.
Before Yang Xiao could finish his words, the elixir in Tathagata's reincarnated body had already melted.
The reincarnation of Tathagata, who was just about to say something, fell into a coma.
Seeing Bi You and Bai Lianhua in a daze, Yang Xiao urged: "What are you doing standing still? Quickly drag them out to find a small forest to do things. Do you still want to be with him forever?"
"I suddenly don't think about it now. I want to regret it. Is it possible?"
Bi You asked, glaring at Yang Xiao.
Thinking of what Tathagata said just now, Biyou was extremely angry.
Yang Xiao said cheerfully: "No, don't blame him. He said that just now, maybe because he has low self-esteem. He thinks that I am too good as the shop owner, and he feels ashamed of himself."
"Shopkeeper, you are so thick-skinned, no wonder you can be the shopkeeper."
The speechless Biyou gave Yang Xiao a big roll of his eyes.
Then, regardless of Yang Xiao, Biyou and Bai Lianhua, they carried the reincarnated body of Tathagata and walked outside.
Yang Xiao had made it clear to them before that if they continued, Tathagata's reincarnation would give up on both of them because he didn't know how to choose.
Only when the uncooked rice has become cooked rice and the ship is done, will the Tathagata reincarnate and accept being with the two of them.
The two women held the Tathagata's reincarnation and soon found a hidden cave in Skull Mountain.
Out of curiosity, Yang Xiao followed secretly with his spiritual consciousness.
"What should we do now?"
After dragging the reincarnated body of Tathagata into the cave, Biyou asked White Lotus.
Bai Lianhua said: "Of course I have to take off my clothes first, you come first."
"No, you come first and I'll learn some experience."
Shaking his head, Biyou answered.
Bai Lianhua said coquettishly: "I don't have any experience. It's better for you to come first. You try it out first, and I will learn from you."
"Why me? No, how about we come together?"
"He's the only one, why should we come together?"
"If not, then you come first. Hurry up. The shop owner didn't say how long the medicine will be effective. What if Ling'er wakes up?"
When he said this, the two women had already begun to pull at the clothes of the reincarnated Tathagata.
Seeing that Yang Xiao hurriedly withdrew his consciousness, what happened next was not suitable to watch.
After thinking happily for a while, imagining the confused state of Tathagata's reincarnation after waking up, Yang Xiao himself slipped away to practice.
But before going to practice, Yang Xiao asked his clone outside the bookstore to help keep an eye on him, lest Wutian and the others would jump out and steal the reincarnation of Tathagata.
Three days later, the Tathagata reincarnated and the two women came out of the cave.
The reincarnated Tathagata's steps were sloppy, his legs were trembling, and his face turned pale.
"Shopkeeper, what do you want to do?"
With a mournful face, Tathagata reincarnated and wailed.
He did not expect that the shop owner would instigate Bai Lianhua and Bi You to do him.
The key is to just do it, it is a happy thing.
But the two women were inexperienced for the first time, and they took turns fighting without interruption, almost emptying the reincarnation of the Tathagata.
This is why the reincarnation of Tathagata looked like he was seriously ill when he came out of the cave.
"Hehe, Ling'er, you will be our husband from now on. If you dare to leave us, I want you to look good."
Next to him, listening to the muttering of the reincarnated body of Tathagata, Biyou smiled and said.
The Tathagata reincarnated with a sad face and nodded helplessly.
Even if you want him to be your husband, don't use this method. Isn't it normal?
The reincarnation of the Tathagata is not yet known. When his memory returns, he will be the Buddha of Buddhism.
At that time, he couldn't directly make the decision on many things and needed to consider a lot.
After a while, the reincarnation of Tathagata and two women appeared in front of the bookstore.
At the door, Yang Xiao's clone was playing games on a mobile phone.
I got the mobile phone from Laojun before, and even the robots came out. Of course, Laojun had already developed a finished product for something like a mobile phone.
Not to mention, the mobile phone Laojun studied was very advanced and had many fun games on it.
Of course, due to limited thinking, the game is somewhat boring.
But it’s better than nothing, something is better than nothing.
The reincarnation of Tathagata glared at Yang Xiao resentfully: "Shopkeeper, you cheated me!"
"What, what did I trick you into? Is it true? No, is it? This shop owner knows that you are lustful but not courageous. I want to help you. How come you are not grateful and you still blame this shop owner?"
Yang Xiao, who was playing with his cell phone, raised his head and stared at the reincarnation of Tathagata with evil eyes.
The reincarnation of Tathagata, who wanted to say something, saw Yang Xiao's expression and was so frightened that he swallowed the words he spoke.
But thinking about it, it seems that he, Qiao Ling'er, didn't suffer at all, and because the shop owner didn't have to use his brain to think about how to choose between the two women.