"Brother, why did you dig out my shit?"
After getting the four relics, just when Yang Xiao was overjoyed, Da Dao suddenly spoke.
The expression on his face suddenly froze, and Yang Xiao asked in shock: "What did you just say? What is this?"
"I pooped, is there something wrong?"
Da Dao looked confused and confused.
Yang Xiao twitched the corner of his mouth, looking at the golden relic in his hand, he suddenly felt a taste.
Subconsciously, Yang Xiao wanted to throw it away, but he actually held the shit in his hand, wanting to die.
Although it is shit from the avenue, it is still shit after all.
"Host, why are you so short-sighted? Dao Dao does not eat whole grains like humans. These relics are formed from the excess energy in its body fused with some things that are useless to it."
The system voice came out, mocking Yang Xiao.
Pouting his lips, Yang Xiao argued: "It would be shit if you don't pay back."
"Go away, can you talk properly? I'm going to ask the host, before you come through time travel, I'll give you 100 million and pee on it, do you want it or not?"
The speechless system asked Yang Xiao.
Yang Xiao was stunned for a moment, without even thinking: "Isn't this nonsense? It's not that it can't be used, of course it is!"
"That's great, isn't it the same with the relics? This is a good thing. Besides, it's not for you to eat, but for that monkey Wukong to eat."
The system hummed and replied.
The corner of Yang Xiao's mouth twitched: "If Sun Wukong knows the truth in the future, will he want to beat this shop owner to death?"
"Then don't let him know. Besides, he has to be able to beat you, the host."
Smiling, the system answered casually.
Yang Xiao was speechless: "What if it happens? What if the shop owner can't defeat him?"
"Then you still want to be a hammer shop owner, and you can hit him to death with a piece of tofu."
The system laughed angrily and cursed loudly.
Yang Xiao laughed, thinking about it, anyway, these relics are for Sun Wukong to eat, not him, so thinking about it, it doesn't matter.
"What's this? I've also heard that in the past, mortals ate the feces of Laojun Qingniu in order to recover from their injuries. It smelled like that, tsk tsk."
The system spoke again and said something that made Yang Xiao's mouth twitch.
Yang Xiao's face stiffened slightly: "Stop it, stop talking about this matter, system, please put the relics away."
As he spoke, Yang Xiao threw the four relics into the system space.
"Brother, why don't you say anything? Why did you dig out my shit? Did you think it was a treasure and want to eat it?"
Seeing Yang Xiao's silence, Da Dao couldn't help but ask curiously.
Yang Xiao, who came back to his senses, had a dark face: "Get out of here, what are you talking about? How could I do that? Even if I want to eat, I will only eat your flesh, hehe."
Da Dao's expression froze and he said warily: "Bad guy, brother, you are a bad guy."
"Gives you a chance to reorganize the language into a delicacy you've never seen before."
Looking at Da Dao who seemed to want to take action, Yang Xiao didn't panic at all and stared at Da Dao and said.
Da Dao, who was stunned for a moment, quickly changed his smile and flew to Yang Xiao's side.
"Big brother, big brother, little brother is wrong. Big brother, you are the best. Big brother, you are a good person, a great person."
While talking, Da Dao acted coquettishly and pretended to be cute, teasing Yang Xiao hard.
If you don't know that this is the avenue, no one can connect it with the avenue.
After teasing for a while, Yang Xiao turned over a lollipop and threw it to Da Dao.
"Remember, don't talk nonsense in the future!"
Staring at Da Dao, Yang Xiao said with a smile.
Da Dao nodded repeatedly and unwrapped the bag on the lollipop.
After Yang Xiao reminded him and gave him a lot, Da Dao now ate without the bag.
"This is called a lollipop. Don't eat it in one bite. If you lick it, it will feel different."
Yang Xiao reminded as he looked at the extremely cute Dao Dao with a smile.
Da Dao expressed his understanding and took a bite as Yang Xiao said. His eyes immediately curled up with joy. It was indeed delicious.
Ignoring Dao Dao, Yang Xiao turned to the monkeys in Huaguoshan and reminded them not to open the protective formations randomly. If something happened, Yang Xiao quickly sent a message and left.
Of the seventeen relics, there are now fourteen, and the last three are in the Pagoda of Ten Thousand Buddhas.
This Ten Thousand Buddhas Pagoda is located near the Gate of Hell, at the junction of the Yin and Yang realms.
On the way, after Da Dao finished eating his lollipop, Yang Xiao and Da Dao started chatting.
"Xiao Dao, you feel the Three Realms. Look at what the Three Realms are like now. You said that as a Dao Dao, how can you completely ignore it as soon as you sleep?"
After listening to Yang Xiao's words, the dazed Dao subconsciously sensed it, and after a moment, a scowl appeared on his face.
Gritting his teeth, Dao Dao said angrily: "Damn it, what happened? Who caused the earth to collapse? Why is space so fragile? Where are the three thousand rules I made?"
Listening to Da Dao's angry words, Yang Xiao was speechless: "You have to ask yourself, is it because you were sleeping?"
"What, is it like this because I was sleeping? No, no, no, it has nothing to do with me."
Da Dao was stunned for a moment and said, blaming the blame.
Yang Xiao smiled and said, "Have you ever heard of the Way of Heaven?"
"Tiandao, what is that stuff, and does it have anything to do with me?"
Da Dao looked at Yang Xiao with confusion in his eyes.
Yang Xiao said helplessly: "I only know that it is a kind of creature living in the universe. They came to the wilderness while you were sleeping."
"Then they used their methods to put you into a deep sleep. Then they took control of the Great Desolate, took your place, and secretly absorbed the origin of the Great Desolate."
"If it weren't for your brother and me, the origin of the ancient world would have been sucked out, and now you are finished."
Da Dao, who was confused, came back to his senses and gritted his teeth and said: "The damn guys actually want to kill me. Where are they? I'm going to kill them."
"They have been beaten to death by me, my eldest brother. I just want to tell you that what happened here was caused by them."
"But in the final analysis, it's because you sleep, otherwise they wouldn't dare to mess around, understand?"
Yang Xiao replied, analyzing the situation for Da Dao.
Dao Dao weakly said: "But, I can't help but sleep!"
"Sleep, you big-headed devil. You're so good at sleeping that you'll turn into a pig."
Wuyu rolled his eyes, Yang Xiao said.
Da Dao was angry and gritted his teeth and said: "Then I won't sleep anymore, and I can't sleep anymore. The world I finally managed to fix, they are such disgusting bastards."
"Now I have to spend time and effort repairing it, which is so irritating."
Yang Xiao laughed: "This is the price of snoozing. Now that you have discovered the situation, start working. Do you need my help?"
"Brother, you can't help with this. I can do it by myself, but you have to take me with you. When I get busy, I won't be able to fly by myself."
Shaking his head, Dao Dao replied.
Yang Xiao smiled and nodded: "Of course there is no problem, but you are too big. Can you make it smaller?"
After a while, it turned into a palm-sized avenue and was stuffed into the inner pocket of Yang Xiao's clothes.
The road needs to be restored. It cannot be put into the storage bag and can only be carried around.
Yang Xiao, on the other hand, rushed all the way to the location of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Pagoda.
