Although Da Dao had the handle, Yang Xiao became happy when he heard that Da Dao asked him to hand over the spicy strips.
Sure enough, besides being a sleeper, Da Dao is also a foodie.
As long as it wants to eat, there is no need to be afraid of it.
Yang Xiao, who was feeling happy in his heart, turned over his hand and took out the spicy strips that he had torn open before, ready to say something.
But before Yang Xiao could speak, he realized that the spicy strips in his hand had appeared next to Da Dao.
Da Dao swallowed the spicy strips in the bag into his mouth.
"Hey, you can't eat the bag."
Yang Xiao was shocked and a little speechless.
The strength of Da Dao was indeed unfathomable. Yang Xiao was stunned and didn't see how Da Dao snatched the spicy strips from him.
"It's edible. Who says it's not edible? Do you want to trick me into spitting out the bag and then licking my bag?"
Da Dao finished swallowing the spicy sticks in his mouth several times and stared at Yang Xiao with disdain.
The expression on his face suddenly froze, and the corners of Yang Xiao's mouth twitched. He, the shop owner, was licking the bag?
Ah, hey, he has a lot of spicy noodles in his bookstore. Do you need to lick the bag?
"It's not your fault for beating me up. I punish you by making me this kind of delicious food again, or I'll rain down lightning on you. Hurry up."
Ignoring what the expression on Yang Xiao's face meant, Da Dao spoke.
Yang Xiao couldn't laugh or cry, Da Dao really had a handle on him and actually threatened him.
But how could he, Yang Da shopkeeper, Yang Da liar, and Yang Laohei, not even be able to handle a major road?
No matter how you look at it, Dao Dao looks like a little kid.
Although Dao Dao has existed for a long time, he probably slept a lot of the time, so he must be easy to fool.
"What are you thinking about? I feel so full of malice that I'm going to kill you."
Just when Yang Xiao was thinking about it, Da Dao suddenly spoke, followed by a scoff.
Before he could react, Yang Xiao was struck by lightning and was shaking like crazy.
After a while, Yang Xiao stopped, opened his mouth and blew out a dark smoke ring.
The confused Yang Xiao never thought that he was struck by lightning just after thinking about it for a moment.
"Host, are you stupid? Dao Dao can sense the good and evil in people's hearts. If you want to target it, it will definitely be noticed by it and you will be punished!"
"Fortunately, this guy wants to eat spicy strips. Otherwise, if he had killed you just now, this system wouldn't be able to save you."
The system voice sounded, Yang Xiao said contemptuously.
Yang Xiao had the urge to cry, Dog Avenue, let this shop owner wait.
"Tsk!"
Just as this thought flashed through his mind, Yang Xiao was hit by another thunderbolt.
Yang Xiao was dumbfounded. After shaking for a while, he fell straight down.
Wu Shen looked at the sky, and Yang Xiao couldn't react. Who is he and where is he?
"Hey, you big bad guy, what are you thinking of? I'll kill you!"
Flying over Yang Xiao, Dao Dao said proudly.
Yang Xiao spit out the black smoke from his mouth, sat up and asked, "Do you want to eat what you just said?"
"Of course I do. Hand it over quickly, or I'll kill you."
After hearing what Yang Xiao said, Da Dao nodded without hesitation, with a bright light in his eyes.
Yang Xiao said: "But you chopped me. My young and helpless heart was hit ten thousand times. I am so sad and sad. I can't make spicy strips anymore."
Since you can't think about it, then don't think about it and just fool around.
"Bad guy, what do you want to do, but your words sound so miserable."
Da Dao stared at Yang Xiao warily, as if thinking.
Yang Xiao was startled and hurriedly emptied his mind. He couldn't help but think about it just now and almost got hacked again.
"It's just, it's so miserable. You said you chopped me up. Can I not be sad? You have to make up for my young heart. If you make up for me, I can make spicy strips for you."
Looking at Da Dao, Yang Xiao agreed with his face.
Da Dao was curious: "How can I compensate you?"
"Well, let me ask, do you have a big brother?"
Yang Xiao asked as he rolled his eyes.
Da Dao shook his head: "Is the eldest brother my brother? I'm not. I'm alone."
Yang Xiao had already expected this and nodded: "Okay, from now on, I will be your eldest brother. This is the first compensation."
Originally, Yang Xiao wanted to let Da Dao recognize him as his father, but he was afraid of being killed by Da Dao, so he had to settle for the next best thing and find another eldest brother.
Even so, after saying this, Yang Xiao was actually panicking and had already made plans to take out the spicy sticks to save his life.
"Brother?"
Da Dao's eyes flashed slightly, with a thoughtful look on his face.
Yang Xiao nodded: "Yes, yes, that's the eldest brother. If you have a delicious bite from the eldest brother in the future, I won't miss you."
"Of course, if you have any good stuff here, you have to give it to big brother."
Listening to Yang Xiao's deception, the system in my mind couldn't laugh or cry. The host was also a talent, and he was actually deceiving Dao Dao.
Without waiting for Da Dao's answer, Yang Xiao took out ten bags of spicy strips and said, "This is my last inventory. I'll give you five bags."
After throwing away five bags, Yang Xiao quickly put away the rest.
Da Dao was stunned for a moment, thinking of the delicious food just now, he didn't care so much and swallowed the five bags of spicy strips in one gulp.
After eating, Da Dao looked at Yang Xiao eagerly. He just saw that Yang Xiao had five more bags.
"Have you thought about it? Do you recognize me as your elder brother?"
Looking at the avenue, Yang Xiao asked.
After thinking about it, Da Dao shook his head: "No, I want to be the big brother, don't think I'm stupid, hum, you bad guy, I can feel your malice."
The expression on his face was stiff, and the corners of Yang Xiao's mouth twitched slightly, it seemed that he had to further deceive him.
This Dao Dao actually wants to sit on the head of his shop owner, how can that be done?
It would be fine if Dao Dao felt really mature, but he clearly feels like a brat.
"If you want to be a big brother, do you know what it means to be a big brother?"
Looking at the avenue, Yang Xiao asked.
Da Dao shook his head and said he didn't know.
Yang Xiao said: "When you are a big brother, you have to take care of your little brother. If there is delicious food, you will only take a small bite and give the rest to the little brother. You may not even eat a bite."
"Let me ask you, if there are ten bags of spicy strips, can you give me five bags, or even give me all ten bags?"
Da Dao was stunned for a moment and shook his head subconsciously: "No, not even a bag."
"In that case, what kind of big brother do you want to be? Do you think you can be a big brother?"
Yang Xiao had expected this and asked.
Da Dao shook his head in confusion, with a little doubt in his eyes. He always felt that something was wrong, but what exactly was wrong?
"You can't, but I can. Did I just give you five bags of spicy chips?"
Seeing Dao Dao thinking, Yang Xiao asked with a smile in his eyes.
Da Dao nodded: "Yes!"
"Then am I the eldest brother?"
Smiling, Yang Xiao asked.
Da Dao hesitated and said, "Didn't you say that the eldest brother will not only give you five bags, but also ten bags?"
"Then I'll give it all to you. The eldest brother won't eat it himself. Now I ask you, am I the eldest brother?"
Yang Xiao laughed, took out five bags of spicy strips and threw them over.
After taking it, Da Dao wolfed it down and nodded repeatedly: "You are the eldest brother now. I don't want to be the eldest brother, I want to be the little brother."
After hearing what Da Dao said, Yang Xiao grinned happily. After he got it done, he said that there was nothing that Yang Da couldn't handle, and it was true.
