"What does this monk want to do?"
In the bookstore, Yang Xiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
When he talked about the Buddhist scriptures before, he had already told Tang Sanzang about all the monsters. Tang Sanzang didn't make sense and didn't know that the white deer was the longevity star's mount.
But now, even though Tang Sanzang knew it, he still wanted to bake it.
Tang Sanzang probably didn't really want to eat it, of course he couldn't tell for sure.
However, Yang Xiao guessed that what Tang Sanzang did was probably to force the birthday girl to show up.
The purpose, most likely, is to blackmail!
"Master, roast it, old pig, my mouth is watering, I just want to eat some tonic."
"Master, you don't know how miserable my life was when you left me in Pansi Cave. Look at me now, I'm as thin as my senior brother."
On the side, Zhu Bajie stared at Bai Lu with bright eyes and shouted to Tang Sanzang.
Tang Sanzang nodded with a smile and added some firewood to the fire below.
It's just that his fire is an ordinary fire, and it can't roast the white deer that has become an immortal.
From the beginning to the end, Bai Lu was not afraid and stared at Tang Sanzang with disdain.
"Still staring at you, dead deer, do you believe that this poor monk will smash you into a pulp?"
There was a hint of anger on his face, and Tang Sanzang's face was extremely dark.
It is true that he is a quasi-sage, but his cultivation method is different from everyone else's.
Tang Sanzang did not have things like real fire that ordinary cultivators could easily create.
Tang Sanzang was only powerful in his physical body.
"Master, let me come. Old Pig, I am a professional at roasting deer. Old Pig, my real fire will definitely cook him."
Seeing that Tang Sanzang was deflated, Zhu Bajie hurriedly spoke, and a ball of fire suddenly burst out from his palms.
Now Bai Lu was dumbfounded and screamed: "Marshal Tianpeng, I am the birthday boy, sit down Bai Lu, you dare to roast me?"
"I don't care who you are, I'm not afraid. Now I just want to supplement my nutrition, and the meat of your immortal deer is very good."
As he spoke, Zhu Bajie threw the fire in his palm directly into the firewood pile.
The flame, which was not burning much, suddenly ignited, and Bai Lu let out a miserable cry.
The white-faced fox was so frightened that he hugged Tang Sanzang's legs and begged for mercy.
Yang Xiao was so amused that Zhu Bajie was treated so cruelly that he even had to roast his deer to replenish his nutrition even if he offended the birthday girl.
Yang Xiao couldn't help but glance at the seven spider spirits in the bookstore. Yang Xiao suddenly wondered, would he be able to handle seven spider spirits?
Thinking about it, Yang Xiao shivered. Seven women were enough to choke him. Give him seven banshees. This is a sign that he will ascend to bliss!
Before, Emperor Gou Yu even wanted to give him all seven of his daughters. This was clearly an attempt to murder him as the shop owner and inherit his bookstore.
Bah, the old man's plan was just right.
"Holy Monk, Marshal Tianpeng, stop it!"
Just when Yang Xiao was thinking wildly in the bookstore, the birthday girl couldn't sit still and came riding on the clouds.
With a ball of strong wind in his hand, the longevity star extinguished the fire lit by Zhu Bajie.
At this time, the white deer had been roasted until it was completely black, and the aroma of meat wafted out.
"Whoever dares to stop me from supplementing my nutrition, I will fight him tooth and nail."
Zhu Bajie pretended to be furious and glared at the birthday girl.
The birthday boy who couldn't laugh or cry said: "Marshal Tianpeng, it's me, little old man. It's my mount. Please give me some face."
"What's your mount? It's obviously a monster. Haven't you seen how skinny I have become, old pig? What if I starve to death for giving you face?"
Zhu Bajie shouted, his palms suddenly bursting into flames, as if he was about to be roasted.
The startled birthday boy hurriedly said: "It is really my mount, Marshal Tianpeng. If you are hungry, can you eat something else? There is no need to eat my mount."
"But I'm starving now. I don't have time to find anything else. No matter what, I just want to bake."
Zhu Bajie pretended to be angry, and the birthday boy who had a headache quickly took out a big peach.
How could the birthday boy not know what Zhu Bajie was trying to do? He was trying to blackmail him!
"I have a longevity peach here, which can temporarily relieve Marshal Tianpeng's hunger."
The birthday boy's big peach is about the same size as a watermelon, very big.
Glancing at it, Zhu Bajie curled his lips: "Send the beggar away, I'd better roast the deer!"
"No, I still have more."
The birthday boy, who thought he was unlucky, could only take out another pile and gave it to Zhu Bajie and Tang Sanzang.
This matter has caused a huge loss, and he has to find the Buddhists to settle the accounts with them. This is not what he said at the beginning that nothing will happen. This is causing him to bleed a lot!
Yang Xiao looked through the water mirror with amusement, until he saw Tang Sanzang and the others beating the birthday boy until he was almost naked, saying goodbye and leaving before switching to the water mirror.
In the Shenxiao Yuqing Mansion, Yin Jiao had already rushed back and handed the things to Yuan Shi.
"Are these the things for cultivation?"
Opening a Xumi bag, Yuan Shi took out the contents and asked Yin Jiao curiously.
It doesn't look like something for cultivation, it's clearly something to eat, wouldn't Yuanshi recognize it if he bullied him?
"Master Tianzun, this is what the shop owner gave me. It must be effective. Tianzun, try this first."
Yin Jiao ran over, picked up a box of cigarettes, tore them open, and handed one to Yuan Shi.
While in the bookstore, Yang Xiao told Yin Jiao how to use some things that Xiyou probably didn't know.
"What is this, is it also eating?"
With that said, Yuan Shi opened his mouth and took a bite.
In the bookstore, Yang Xiao Shihua looked at this scene in astonishment. This is a cigarette. It is smoked. How can it be eaten so directly?
What kind of avatar of a saint is clearly a rustic, and you can't even tell how to use a cigarette.
Shenxiao Yuqing Mansion and Yin Jiao were also stunned and did not react at once.
"It doesn't taste good, and it has no effect. Is that shop owner trying to trick me?"
His brows furrowed, Yuan Shi's face showed displeasure.
Wiping the cold sweat on his forehead, Yin Jiao hurriedly explained.
"Master Tianzun, this is not how you eat it. Of course it will have no effect."
With that said, Yin Jiao hurriedly took out a cigarette, took the bitten one in Yuan Shi's hand and threw it away.
Looking at Yuanshi Tianzun's confused eyes, Yin Jiao said: "Tianzun, you hold it in your mouth."
Yuan Shi was stunned for a moment, but acted as he was told out of curiosity.
Now Yuanshi is very curious, what on earth is this thing, does it have any effect if held in his mouth?
After Yuan Shi put it in his mouth, Yin Jiao lit a wisp of flame on his fingertips and lit the cigarette for Yuan Shi.
"Master Tianzun, take a deep breath and try."
The curious Yuan Shi took a breath and closed his eyes subconsciously.
After a moment, two long smoke dragons spurted out from Yuanshi's nose.
There was a look of surprise in his eyes, and Yuan Shi looked intoxicated: "Good stuff, good stuff, I misunderstood the shop owner. This is a supreme divine item. Take a breath, and you will feel as if you are swimming in the ocean of Tao Yun."
Yuan Shi, who was speaking, couldn't help but think of the scene where he was biting and eating just now, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, so embarrassing.
"It's fine if Tianzun thinks it's good. Other things are not bad either. Master Tianzun can try them all."
Hearing Yuan Shi's praise, Yin Jiao nodded with a smile on his face, grabbed a bottle of red wine, and pulled out the cap.
A teacup flashed in his hand, Yin Jiao poured the wine into it and handed it to Yuan Shi.
Yuanshi took another deep breath of cigarette, took a sip, and his eyes showed a bright light.
"This is a bar, but it's something I've never drunk before. This taste is really unprecedented, wonderful, wonderful!"
