"It's too little. Five is unlucky. How about eighty-eight?"
Yang Xiao was speechless and bargained with the system.
The system was so angry that he yelled angrily: "Go, go, go as far as you can, dog host, you really want to cause trouble!"
"If we can't negotiate, we can talk again. What's your attitude? Sixty-six!"
Smiling happily, Yang Xiao was not angry.
The system was speechless: "Go out and turn right. It's easy to walk without seeing you."
"Can you go out? Okay, I'll leave now."
Hearing this, Yang Xiao's eyes suddenly lit up and he ran towards the door.
The system was almost pissed off: "Dog host, do you really don't understand or are you just pretending to be stupid? I just want you to get out and have a good talk. Do you think your proposal is realistic?"
"The total is 100%, and you, the dog host, account for 66%. We have been making trouble for a long time, but I am not as much as you, right?"
If you were a normal person, you would definitely say that you didn't expect it, changed it again, etc., but Yang Xiao's face is as thick as the skyline, so thick that there is no limit to it.
"It's very realistic. Anyway, I don't think there is any problem. Eighty-eight has been reduced to sixty-six, and it has been reduced to forty-two."
"Go away, dog host. Did your physical education teacher teach you math? Do you know how to do arithmetic?"
The system is so angry. What kind of host is this? It’s so tiring to carry it.
Yang Xiao, who was happy in his heart, waved his hand: "Whoever taught him, I have already given in so much, just give me a commission of sixty-six."
"Haha, do you think it's possible? It's just five percent, love or not."
Too lazy to pay attention to Yang Xiao, the system directly chose the autistic mode.
Kui Mulang stared blankly at Yang Xiao who was acting strangely, and now he came back to his senses and asked: "Shopkeeper, you mean, I can also sell these things?"
"It's okay, but if you have a magic gift sea to sell it, don't compete with him. If we want to sell it, we'll sell it differently, right?"
Hearing the sound, Yang Xiao shook his head with a smile, turned over his hands and took out three things.
Take the first one first and introduce it to Yang Xiao.
"This is spicy strips, made from nine thousand rare materials in the world, supplemented by thousands of condiments, and refined by masters who have worked tirelessly for thousands of years."
"The taste of this thing is the best in the world. Take one bite and your heart will be on fire, the spiciness will stir, and your potential will be stimulated. Eat a few more sticks, and your combat power will explode. Eat one stick when you cannot defeat the enemy. No matter how strong the enemy is, he will still have to crawl. Walking."
Yang Xiao was talking seriously and nonsense, and he was boasting to great effect.
Kuimulang was so frightened that he was so fierce. Wouldn't it be a treasure? It should be very precious, right?
"Dog host, can you please stop talking nonsense? If future generations know that you describe spicy strips in this way, they will not laugh out loud."
In his mind, the system that had been silent for a while popped up again and refuted Yang Xiao.
Pouting his lips, Yang Xiao said: "Can this be an ordinary spicy strip? This is not a dog system modified by you. Do you not recognize your own level?"
"Bah, this system suddenly feels that your description just now is very appropriate, but the last time is a little short, it should be changed to one hundred thousand years to refine it, which is not bad."
Hearing Yang Xiao's words, the system immediately jumped on the ball and shamelessly doubled Yang Xiao's refining time by a hundred times.
Holding the spicy strips blankly, Kui Mulang cautiously asked, "How much does this cost?"
"This, it's not expensive, it's worth twenty book coins to you."
Waving his hand nonchalantly, Yang Xiao stared at the spicy strips and asked, "Why don't you take it apart and try it?"
"Oh, yes, try it, try it right away."
Kui Mulang came to his senses from his dazed state. He thought it didn't cost more than a hundred book coins, but he didn't expect it was only twenty. It was not too cheap.
Opening the bag, Kui Mulang took one out. Smelling the tempting fragrance, Yang Xiao swallowed secretly: "Give one to this shop owner."
It's all a dog system, and Kong Xuan's account was put on him, so that he can't even buy food by himself now.
After being stunned for a moment, Kui Mulang didn't think much and handed over the one he took out.
Yang Xiao scorned: "I smoke it myself. You haven't washed your hands in thousands of years."
"The body of an immortal is untainted by dirt and grime. It's okay if you don't wash your hands. Don't you, shopkeeper, wash your hands every day?"
As he said this, Kuimu Lang handed over the bag.
Yang Xiao took out one and said casually: "No, but if you don't wash it, it's my shop owner's hand. I don't feel good about it."
Kui Mulang was speechless, ignored Yang Xiao, and couldn't wait to put the spicy strips into his mouth. Just smelling the fragrance, he felt the gluttons in his stomach rushing up, and he didn't want to wait any longer.
Yang Xiao on the opposite side also didn't talk nonsense and slowly put the spicy strips into his mouth. The familiar taste was, no, more delicious.
"Hey, shopkeeper, what are you two eating? Why does it smell so good?"
Zhang Fei on the side was the first to come to his senses, walked up to the two of them, and took a curious look at the bag of spicy strips in Kui Mulang's hand.
The source of the fragrance is inside, and it looks good.
"Hiss, ha, ha, ha, too, this is so delicious, but it's a little spicy and makes my stomach burn."
At this time, Kui Mulang, who had a frozen expression on his face, gradually came back to his senses and let out a cheer.
The originally yellow and black face turned completely red from eating the spicy strips, as if it had been cooked.
Not only that, there was steam rising from his head, as if he had been thrown into a furnace.
Yang Xiao's performance wasn't much better. The spicy strips modified by the system were really strong enough.
At this moment, Yang Xiao felt as if his body was about to explode, and he felt that he had become much stronger.
"Dog system, what's going on? Is it so fierce?"
Feeling as if his body was burning up, Yang Xiao asked urgently.
The system said cheerfully: "Don't you know, to stimulate your potential, spicy strips can improve your combat effectiveness. Now you can move around and release the energy in your body."
"Hey, I didn't tell you earlier."
After complaining, Yang Xiao hurriedly raised his fist. Sure enough, the burning energy in his body seemed to have an outlet and poured out through his fist.
Originally, Yang Xiao's punch shouldn't be too weak, but due to the bookstore ban, the system directly erased the destructive power produced.
The aroma of spicy strips, coupled with the voices of several people talking and the sound of Yang Xiao dancing, gradually brought the people reading back to their senses.
"What smells so good, Kuimu Lang, why are you turning red?"
People came around curiously and asked curiously.
Kui Mulang handed over the spicy strips and explained, "This is it. It's so delicious. It feels like there's fire burning in your body. It's so sour and refreshing."
"It smells really good. I'll try it first."
His eyes lit up slightly, and the Jade Emperor took the bag, took a stick and put it into his mouth. The next moment, the Jade Emperor's eyes suddenly widened.
Really, really, so delicious. How could such a thing exist in the world? Kui Mulang is really not talking nonsense.
"Father, does it taste good? Give it to me."
Hong'er looked at the dazed Jade Emperor, snatched the bag, pulled out one and gave it to Yang Jian.
Soon, everyone ate all the spicy strips in the bag, and everyone turned red, and their heads were steaming.
"It's too exciting, no, I can't resist it, hiss, ha, hiss."
The Jade Emperor bared his teeth and had a wonderful expression on his face.
Seeing Yang Xiao's martial arts, everyone imitated him and found that the situation in his body had eased a bit.
In the corner, the comatose Yanyang King's nose twitched, and he slowly came to his senses. He sat up and stared blankly at the people running around the room, unable to understand what was going on.
