"Master, help, help, oh, oh, oh, oh."
Li Bai cried and wanted to run towards Yang Xiao.
How could Nezha let him get his wish and suck it back directly.
"Boy, you are so crazy. You are always trying to chop down immortals, Buddhas, ants, etc. all over the sky. I am right here. You can try to chop down one of them."
Looking at Li Bai happily and looking at those two panda eyes, Nezha felt relieved.
On the side, Sun Wukong and others were walking over with smiles at this moment.
Grabbing Li Bai's ears and stretching them hard, Sun Wukong chuckled and said, "The Jade Emperor made me the God of War in Heaven. I am actually considered an immortal."
"And I, the Heavenly Emperor, the Jade Emperor must respect me when he sees me. If you scold the immortals and Buddhas, wouldn't you also be scolding this Heavenly Emperor? You are a handsome boy with a bit of a girly face. I, the Heavenly Emperor, will help you change your image."
The flower fox marten followed up and joined in the fun, gesticulating on Li Bai's face with its pointed paws, as if considering where it would be better to scratch.
Li Bai was so frightened that he almost peed. Brother, I really didn’t mean to scold you. I was so happy because I was so patronizing, so I didn’t expect to offend these guys.
With a grimace on his face, Li Bai became more and more annoyed as he thought about it. A beating was inevitable.
"Beat him and teach him a lesson."
Before Li Bai could think of a reply, Sun Wukong shouted.
Having said that, Sun Wukong took the initiative and punched Li Bai on the left side of his face, while Hua Hu Diao punched him on the right side.
Nezha made an uppercut and smashed Li Bai's nose, causing nosebleeds to flow out.
As a woman, Bai Pinpin was concerned about her image and did not attack, but she tripped up and used her magic power to knock Li Bai down.
Li Bai fell to the ground and received a violent stamp on him. Yang Xiao felt itchy when he saw it. When Li Bai wasn't paying attention, he went up and kicked Li Bai's butt twice.
This scoundrel insisted on being his apprentice. Thinking of that scoundrel appearance, he couldn't help but feel his teeth itch. How could he miss this opportunity to beat someone up?
Not to mention, it feels quite satisfying and exciting after the beating.
"Although I feel like it's nothing to do with me, I think I should go up and give him a few beatings to show that we are all in the same group."
Red Boy tilted his head and thought for a while, then rushed over to join the battle group.
After beating for a while, Hong Hai'er seemed to be excited by the beating, and a mouthful of fire spurted out and burned towards Li Bai, coincidentally, the position was right at his butt area.
Yang Xiao, who also mastered the Heavenly Fire God-Burning Technique, quickly diverted the fire away from its trajectory and stared at Hong Haier speechlessly.
"What are you doing? Do you want to roast your big fat ass?"
Yang Xiao's face was extremely dark. This melon boy didn't do anything lightly or harshly. If this anger continues, will Li Bai still be alive?
Hong Boy, who was slightly stiff for a moment, came over and said, "Shopkeeper, you're so high."
"Be careful in the future," Wuyu rolled his eyes, Yang Xiao didn't say much, and Hong Hai'er didn't mean it either.
After beating for a long time, Nezha and the others finally gave up, revealing Li Bai who was swollen into a pig's head.
Li Bai's originally handsome face was heavily cared for, and his face was covered with shoe marks.
"Do you still dare to do it in the future?"
"I don't dare anymore."
Li Bai cried with a sad face, almost doubting his life, hiss, it hurts, these guys are so cruel.
Why don't you just say it casually, do you need to take it seriously?
It's just that he had just been beaten, so even if Li Bai had some courage, he didn't dare to say this.
"What, you don't dare? Why are you so cowardly? I originally wanted to give you a healing pill."
The flower fox and marten looked at Li Bai with a smile, deliberately teasing him.
Li Bai was stunned, looked around, and asked tentatively: "Then I don't kill the immortals or curse the immortals. I just want to kill the Buddha and curse the Buddha. Is that okay?"
After looking around just now, it seemed that except for him, he recognized the master as bald, but no one else did. Moreover, the master called himself Tianzun, which did not sound like a Buddhist.
In this case, he said that beheading the Buddha and cursing the Buddha would not offend anyone, and it could also express his unwillingness to be cowardly.
"Eh hey hey, you can have this. Seeing that your performance is okay, I gave you this elixir. You will recover from your injuries instantly after taking it."
"In the future, you should teach yourself a lesson. Don't kill immortals and curse them at all times. Not even demons. You can do whatever the Buddha says. We don't care."
There was a hint of surprise in the eyes of the flower fox and marten. He took out a gourd from his red pants and poured out a pill with a strong herbal fragrance.
Li Bai was dumbfounded as he looked at the red underpants worn by the fox and marten. Li Bai was dumbfounded. Was a gourd stuffed in his underpants?
Li Bai, who originally wanted to eat it when he smelled the aroma, suddenly lost his appetite.
"What are you looking at, you bumpkin? This is a treasure from this Heavenly Emperor. It has an independent storage space inside."
Looking at Li Bai's eyes, Huahu Diao had already guessed what Li Bai was thinking. He explained with dissatisfaction, pinched Li Bai's mouth, and threw the elixir directly.
Although Hua Hu Diao said this, Li Bai was still depressed and wanted to cry. Regardless of whether it was a storage space or not, this thing was actually taken out of his pants.
But soon, Li Bai was attracted by the abnormality on his body. He felt that the wound that was painful just now was now warm. Not only did it not hurt, it was also very comfortable.
Surprised, Li Bai hurriedly rolled up his sleeves and saw the bruise disappearing quickly, disappearing in the blink of an eye.
"Really, is it really an elixir?"
Li Bai was stunned, the effect was so amazing.
Hua Husiao said proudly: "That's necessary. If I weren't afraid of killing you, I would give you a pill to increase your strength, and your cultivation would be up."
Hearing this, Li Bai's eyes suddenly lit up. This person seemed to have a very noble status!
Just when Li Bai was thinking about how to start a relationship, Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang suddenly ran over with excitement on their faces.
"Master Tiandi, you will be the master of our brothers from now on, and we will serve you obediently."
The confused Huahu Miao looked at the two of them, and when she realized what she was doing, she asked in surprise, "Do you mean you want to be my slave?"
"Human slave? Yes, yes, God, whatever you say is what you say."
Cheng Chumo and Cheng Chuliang nodded hurriedly. They were so shameless that Yang Xiao rolled his eyes. These two brothers also completely inherited Cheng Yaojin's shamelessness.
"Haha, okay, as long as this Emperor is happy, you will be indispensable for your good things in the future."
Hearing the two people's agreement, the flower fox and marten was extremely happy. Someone actually took the initiative to accept it as its master. How cool!
Unlike Hong Hai'er, a white-eyed wolf who drifted away after gaining some strength, and now he doesn't even recognize him.
"Okay, okay, the lesson has been learned, let's move on."
After interrupting the people who were messing around, Yang Xiao ordered to move forward. At this moment, the immortals who had finished communicating with the people behind them had already descended to the realm.
After discussion, the immortals each chose the place where they would be the demon.
Not long after Yang Xiao and others walked forward, a cloud of white smoke rose from the ground, and a figure appeared.
"Quack, I opened this mountain and picked this tree. If you want to live from now on, I will leave money to buy the road."
The person who appeared roared, but it was a big man carrying Fang Tian's painted halberd. Yang Xiao didn't know who he was specifically, because the other person changed his appearance.
But Yang Xiao didn't bother to care who it was, he just beat him down.
"Where are the mountains and where are the trees? Why don't you coax us? And why do you only want to buy money for the road? Why don't you want people and money?"
Looking at the blocker with a smile, Yang Xiao joked.