"There are monsters, there are monsters. I patrolled very seriously, and I almost got caught by the monsters."
When Yang Xiao asked, Zhu Bajie pretended to be frightened and answered.
Everyone heard it funny. If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they would have been almost deceived by the dead pig's expression. If they were lazy and sleeping, they would just be honest. Who would be trying to coax him.
Yang Xiao looked like he didn't hear it, and asked with a smile: "The stone cave in the stone mountain, what is in the stone cave?"
"There are stones in the stone cave."
Zhu Bajie answered blankly. After finishing speaking, he felt something was wrong. It was strange. How did he know that what I wanted to say was Stone Mountain and Stone Cave?
Could it be that this mountain is Stone Mountain and Stone Cave, and they met other people here and asked them clearly?
"There are stones in the stone cave. Where is the monster?"
Looking at Zhu Bajie in a funny way, Yang Xiao was speechless. This pig jumped into the pit by himself!
Zhu Bajie scratched his head blankly: "Also in the stone cave."
"Didn't you say that there are stones in the cave? Didn't you also want to say that the door is an iron leaf door with nails and countless nails on the door? I will treat you like a dead pig and let you patrol the mountain. You'd better go and sleep. ?”
Hearing what Yang Xiao said, the expression on Zhu Bajie's face froze. How could this pretty boy with a bald head know about this? He shouldn't!
Yang Xiao didn't know what Zhu Bajie was thinking at this time, otherwise he would have rushed forward and slapped the dead pig hard.
I used to say that I was a pretty boy, but now I am a pretty boy with a bald head. What will happen next?
"He will also say that there are three levels inside. Hahaha, idiot, do you think you can hide it from us? We have been following you."
Sun Wukong laughed loudly, this dead pig is really a talent, and there is no one else.
If he hadn't gone to the bookstore to read, understood the Holy Body of Fighting, and gone to the Golden Hoop, he might not have had to learn the scriptures honestly now.
Having such a pig teammate is good even if you don't get angry to death.
Although he had to admit that Zhu Bajie was not weak and could help many times, but there were also many bad things.
"Brother Monkey, how did you know that you were following me?"
After listening to Sun Wukong's words, Zhu Bajie was stunned, his face full of disbelief.
What about the promised trust between people? You asked me, an old pig, to patrol the mountains and follow you secretly?
"If I didn't tell you, how would I know that you, a dead pig, are so talented? It has completely refreshed the three views of this Heavenly Emperor. Being shameless to your level is also a skill. How about being a human slave of this Heavenly Emperor... and a follower?"
Hua Hu Miao then spoke and actually planned to accept Zhu Bajie.
The speechless Yang Xiao slapped the flower fox and marten on the head and took away Zhu Bajie. Will he still let the sutra be taken?
"Zhu Bajie, we all know what you did on the mountain patrol just now. We will give you a chance before you go."
After stopping the flower fox and marten, Yang Xiao looked at Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie nodded with a grimace, and looked at the fox and marten with disdain. He was whipped like a fool, and he still wanted to take the marshal as his follower. What are you dreaming about? It is really embarrassing to the heaven.
"Dead pig, what do you look like?"
Stimulated by Zhu Bajie's eyes, Huahu Diao yelled angrily.
Zhu Bajie curled his lips in disdain: "Old Zhu, I used to be Marshal Tianpeng. Your master, Mo Lishou, has to be polite when he sees me. You still want to accept me as a follower?"
"Today is different from the past, dead pig, let me tell you, now I am the Emperor of Heaven, and the Jade Emperor will respect me when he sees me."
Being despised by Zhu Bajie, Huahu Diao argued unconvinced.
Zhu Bajie laughed and said scornfully: "Emperor of Heaven? If you wear eye-catching underwear, you will be the Emperor of Heaven. You might as well just put it on, and then you will be the Emperor of Heaven and his grandfather."
After saying that, Zhu Bajie stopped caring about the fox and marten, carried the rake, and went to patrol the mountain again. It was really unlucky that he was caught being lazy just now.
"Ah, ah, you damn pig, I will crush you to death with a flat peach, so that you can know whether I am living up to my reputation."
The extremely frantic Hua Humin took out a flat peach from his red pants and hit Zhu Bajie on the back of his head.
When Zhu Bajie heard the wind, he turned around quickly. He wanted to use a rake, but when he saw that it really looked like a peach, he quickly gave up the rake and grabbed it with his hand.
Looking blankly at the fragrant flat peach in his hand, Zhu Bajie was stunned and recognized it almost at a glance. It was really a flat peach.
"That's a reward for you. If you want to eat more, just call me Grandpa Tiandi."
Looking proudly at the dumbfounded Zhu Bajie, Hua Hu Miao felt a lot better and happy.
All of these guys don't believe in its identity. Isn't it just a weakness in strength? They insist on letting it hit it with flat peaches.
He opened his mouth and took a bite of the flat peach. After confirming that it was genuine, Zhu Bajie finished the peach in three or five bites and ran back with a flattering look on his face.
"Grandpa Heavenly Emperor, can you give me another reward?"
Yang Xiao and others looked around with black lines on their heads. Where is the moral integrity of this damn pig?
And just now, she actually asked Hua Hushun to button her red pants on her head. Her ability to curse is absolutely top-notch.
This pig-head looks silly, but is actually very shrewd, which makes people admire him with admiration.
"I want to eat it, but this Emperor won't give it to me, hahaha."
Hearing that Zhu Bajie wanted to eat peaches again, Hua Fox Marten laughed and felt very happy.
Zhu Bajie's face suddenly turned dark, and Zhu Bajie's eyes were full of contempt: "I picked up a flat peach out of nowhere, so I pretended to be a big-tailed wolf and returned it to the Emperor of Heaven. Damn, I'm just a bumpkin."
The flowered fox marten, who had just been happy for a while, almost exploded with anger. Do you dare to say that this pig head is a country bumpkin? Do you dare to say that he is pretending to be a wolf with a big tail?
The angry Flower Fox Marten took out two more flat peaches in a flash of his hand, showing off one in each hand.
"Grandpa Tiandi, I misunderstood you. Give me the flat peach and I will do whatever you want."
Seeing Pantao, Zhu Bajie almost drooled, turning his face faster than flipping through a book. A moment ago, he was dismissive and full of contempt, but now he is trying his best to please, with a flattering look on his face.
Everyone around them saw black lines in their eyes, shameless, so shameless, how could a human be like this, not even a pig!
Hua Hu Miao was also aroused by Zhu Bajie's performance. This pig had no bottom line at all.
"Here are the flat peaches for you. Hurry up and patrol the mountains. Be polite when you see this Emperor in the future. There are plenty of flat peach elixirs."
Feeling a little uncomfortable being looked at by Zhu Bajie, the flower fox marten threw the peach over and waved its claws to chase away the person.
The cheerful Zhu Bajie thanked him, took the peaches, and ran happily to the depths of Pingding Mountain.
Watching Zhu Bajie leave, Yang Xiao pondered for a while and said to everyone: "If it goes as expected, Zhu Bajie will be caught when he goes out this time, and then the monsters will come to catch Tang Sanzang."
"But they knew that the monkey was famous and would resort to tricks, such as pretending to be an injured Taoist priest, to win Tang Sanzang's sympathy, and then take the opportunity to use tricks on the monkey to rob people."
Hearing this, Tang Sanzang was shocked and said: "Donor, do you mean that Bajie is in danger?"
"It's okay. They can't catch the monkey and don't dare to kill Bajie."
Yang Xiao smiled and said not to worry. What he just said was that he had seen Yinjiao transform into an old Taoist, suppress Sun Wukong with the method of moving mountains, and then take the opportunity to take away Tang Sanzang.
However, now that Sun Wukong and others from the bookstore have been defrauded of the treasure, Yang Xiao is actually not sure whether this will happen again.
