After being stunned for a while, Vairocana Buddha returned the greeting to Yang Xiao with a smile.
Although he has a noble status, his bearing must still be shown, and etiquette must not be lost.
"You're welcome. No need to be too polite. I would like to thank you for taking care of my Buddha's health."
Seeing Vairocana Buddha thanking him who was not aware of the sarcasm, Yang Xiao grinned with joy.
This guy is an idiot. If you don’t understand the situation, don’t thank him first!
Although Kong Xuan next to him didn't know the exact meaning of Yang Xiao's words, looking at Yang Xiao's expression, he already guessed that they were not good words.
The dignified Buddhist Buddha reacted so slowly that Kong Xuan had no reason to laugh.
"Little novice monk, I have a question to ask you. What kind of Buddha is the Amitabha Buddha with watermelon hair that you just recited? I only know that there is Amitabha Buddha, but I have never heard of a Buddha like the one you recited."
At this time, Vairocana Buddha, who had thanked Yang Xiao, suddenly started to ask doubts.
Yang Xiao, who was stunned and almost burst out laughing, coughed slightly and rolled his eyes, planning to trick this silly Vairocana Buddha.
"This is a great Buddha. I saw it from a piece of green lotus petal. According to what is written on it, before the heaven and earth were divided, chaos first opened, and there was a divine light, born in nothingness."
"Absorbing the aura of chaos for countless years, the divine light transformed into a human form. He called himself Ami Buddha with watermelon hair. The Holy Buddha and the Holy Buddha of Zhunti in our Buddhist sect were the two disciples he later accepted."
Yang Xiao was talking nonsense seriously, and Vairocana Buddha was extremely shocked. What happened when the heaven and earth were not divided, and the chaos first opened?
Not only Vairocana Buddha, but Kong Xuan was also stunned. Is what the shop owner said true or false?
And this divine light, what kind of divine light is it? It must be extremely extraordinary to be born in that year and month.
"This, how is this possible? Aren't Jingyin Buddha and Zhunti Buddha the two oldest saints in our Buddhism?"
After a while, Vairocana Buddha came back from the shock and looked at Yang Xiao in disbelief.
In line with the principle of carrying out the deception to the end, Yang Xiao said: "According to the records on the green lotus petals, this is the fact. Buddhism was established by the two of them according to the wishes of Ami, a watermelon-haired Buddha."
"Is this true? There really is a Buddha with watermelon hair like Ami, but why has this Buddha never been heard of?"
Vairocana Buddha still doesn't believe in him. He shouldn't. If there really is such a great Buddha, why has no one ever mentioned it?
Even if he doesn't know, others should know something!
"Real masters don't care about fame and wealth, and don't care about honor or disgrace. They always pay silently, come quietly, leave quietly, and never leave any traces when they do what they do."
"Whether the world remembers them or not, they actually don't care. All they think about is how to benefit the world and how to bring benefits to the world."
"Ami Watermelon Hair Buddha is such a great Buddha. I'm afraid no one knows him anymore except for the Holy Buddha Jingyin and the Holy Buddha Chunti!"
With a pretended sigh on his face, Yang Xiao continued to make up, and almost couldn't help laughing in the middle.
He never realized that he was so good at making things up.
After listening to Yang Xiao's words, Vairocana Buddha was so shocked that there was such a great Buddha in the world. This is the real Buddha, the real Buddha!
Just ask today's Buddhists, how many people can do this? It's almost none.
The extremely moved Vairocana Buddha, with extremely high respect, whispered the Buddha's name to the sky.
"Ami is a Buddha with watermelon hair!"
"Haha, hahahaha."
Yang Xiao couldn't help it any longer and burst into laughter.
I can't bear it anymore, I really can't bear it anymore, Vairocana Buddha, he has deceived him into lameness!
Looking at Yang Xiao strangely, Vairocana Buddha's eyes were full of confusion. He just chanted the name of the true Buddha. Why was this little novice laughing so loudly?
Before Vairocana Buddha could ask, Yang Xiao hurriedly found an excuse to cover up: "I'm just happy. I'm happy for Buddha Ami with watermelon hair. He knows that there are people who remember him so devoutly, so he must feel that everything is worth it."
"So that's it. Ami is a Buddha with watermelon hair. More Buddhists should know about it. He shouldn't remain unknown."
Nodding, Vairocana Buddha said with twinkling eyes.
Afraid that he would laugh again, Yang Xiao covered his mouth with his hand. If such a fun thing happened, he would be depressed to death.
Looking at Yang Xiao in confusion, Vairocana Buddha suddenly remembered something and asked in shock: "Little novice monk, where is the green lotus petal where you saw these messages? Can you show it to me?"
The petals that can record such things are not simple, they might be some kind of treasure.
Vairocana Buddha suddenly thought that Kong Xuan was looking for this little novice monk, maybe he was also interested in this treasure!
"It was blown away by the wind. I don't know where it was. I told Prince Ming that we are looking for him."
Looking at Vairocana Buddha with fiery eyes, Yang Xiao had already guessed his thoughts, and his face suddenly showed an anxious look.
The Vairocana Buddha was stunned for a moment, and quickly spread his consciousness, searching the ground and the ground, inch by inch.
"If I find it, it's mine too. You can't steal it, Buddha."
Seeing that Vairochana Buddha looked like he was completely lame, Yang Xiao gave him another patch and shouted in a funny voice.
Vairochana Buddha, who did not even raise his head, said impatiently: "I know, I just want to take a look."
The three of them chatted here for a while, and several more figures flew over from a distance.
The two quasi-sages are here. What are they doing? Many people are full of curiosity.
"Pilu, what are you doing?"
Among the people who came, a fat Buddha who was fatter than Maitreya Buddha said.
The reason why I recognized him as Buddha was naturally because of his head full of hair, which was not much less than that of Vairocana Buddha.
Knowing that Yang Xiao might not recognize him, Kong Xuan whispered: "This is Dingguang Happy Buddha."
Yang Xiao was shocked, the two traitors of Jiejiao had both come out!
"It's nothing. I'm studying why the soil in our Lingshan Mountain has a sweet smell."
After hearing the question from Dingguang Joyful Buddha, Vairocana Buddha continued to search and answered at the same time.
Obviously, Vairocana Buddha didn't want others to know about Amishi Melon-haired Buddha, nor did he want others to know about the green lotus petal.
Of course Yang Xiao would not let him get his wish. He was looking forward to the scene where everyone in the Buddhist sect would recite "Ami Watermelon Hair Buddha" together and dedicate their high respect to this Buddha he made up.
"He is helping me find a blue lotus petal that records the deeds of the Supreme Buddha. Everyone should also help me look for it."
Ignoring Vairocana Buddha who kept winking at him, Yang Xiao repeated the story he had just used to deceive Vairocana Buddha.
Even though it was the second time he said it, he couldn't help but laugh several times, but every time he made excuses to hide it.
There was Vairocana Buddha looking for him, so everyone chose to believe it without even thinking about it. They all lowered their heads and searched around for this treasure.
Yang Xiao pretended to search for a while and said to Kong Xuan: "King Ming, let's look over there. It may have blown over there. The wind is very strange."
With that said, Yang Xiao gradually walked over there, and Kong Xuan followed without leaving any trace.
