"Why are you so slow? You don't take us seriously?"
The red-haired monster transformed from Nezha stared at the golden horns and silver horns who rushed out with people.
Jinjiao and Yinjiao were slightly stunned when they saw the two subordinates of King Hanbao, and then they subconsciously squeezed out polite smiles on their faces.
"It turns out they are the subordinates of King Hanbao. I wonder why they came to see us again?"
Jin Jiao replied politely, and was immediately overwhelmed by Nezha's aura.
After hearing what Jin Jiao said, Nezha suddenly pretended to be furious: "You still have the nerve to say that the tattered treasures you gave us caused us to be punished by the king when we went back."
tattered? Punishment?
Jinjiao and Yinjiao looked confused, how could their treasures be tatters.
This is something belonging to Taoist Lord Taishang Laojun, and it is enough to rank among the best in the Three Realms.
"Impossible, how could it be tatters? You must have made a mistake."
Hearing that their treasures were junk, Silver Horn jumped to the defense.
His Seven-Star Sword and Jade Pure Bottle have both been tried and the results are very powerful. Hey, that's not right. Where did the Seven-Star Sword go?
Yinjiao clearly remembered that yesterday, these two Han Leopard King's men only took away their purple, gold and red gourds and jade bottles.
His Seven-Star Sword and Golden Horn's Banana Fan seemed to have been thrown away as counterfeits.
"I just said something is wrong. It's strange. It's still wrong. How could the Seven Star Sword be a fake?"
Muttering in his mouth, Yinjiao frowned and fell into thought.
Nezha glanced at Yinjiao and hummed: "Could it be that our king would still lie to us? If he says it's tatters, then it must be tatters. Do you have any other treasures? Let's take them back and let my king appraise them."
"There are treasures, of course. We also have golden ropes." Yinjiao, who had been thinking for a long time but couldn't figure out the reason, suddenly said.
"I swear, it's definitely not tatters. It must be a mistake. Our treasure must be real."
Jinjiao then spoke, very confident in his treasure.
Nezha pretended to be angry and said: "Then why are we punished by the king, who made us eat only the skin of meat for three months, and we were not allowed to spit out watermelon seeds when eating watermelon?"
"Do you think it's easy for us two? We provide you with safety and security everywhere, and you still fool us with fake goods, causing us to suffer such cruel and inhuman punishment."
"Other people eat meat, but we eat the skin. I really want to kill myself with a piece of tofu. Eating watermelon without spitting out the seeds is really life-threatening. What if I eat so many watermelon seeds and a lot of watermelons grow in my belly?"
Listening to Nezha's words blankly, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao looked at each other, their eyes full of guilt and sympathy, as if it was because of them that they were really miserable.
Thinking of the image of eating only the skin when eating meat, and eating watermelon seeds together, the two shook their heads. They didn't want that.
"Bring out your treasure and let it be appraised by the king. If it is true, we will be exempted from punishment and will not have to suffer such inhumane torture."
Seeing these two guys taking it seriously, a smile flashed quietly in Nezha's eyes.
With this IQ, if you stay in the Lotus Cave for a while, the clues of the other monsters will gradually be discovered, and you won't be able to fool your pants.
Extremely sympathetic to the encounter between Nezha and Sun Wukong, Jinjiao subconsciously took out the golden rope.
Just when he was about to hand it over, Jinjiao hesitated. This was the last treasure. What if King Hanbao still said it was a fake?
In that case, they would have no other treasures. What should they bring out next time?
"This rope is good. It's golden. It seems to be genuine. Your Majesty will definitely like it."
Nezha took the rope, pretending to be happy in his eyes, and gave him a hard slap.
Jin Jiao did not let go, gritting his teeth and said: "This can't be fake. We tried it just now. You must tell your king properly when you go back."
"It must be certain. Our king is not a fool. If it is true, he will never come to you again."
Using another force on his hand, Nezha grabbed the golden rope.
After getting this treasure and clearing their relationship, the two people simply said goodbye and ran away in a hurry.
In the bookstore, Yang Xiao was speechless. The two guys, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao, were still as stupid as yesterday.
This IQ is hopeless. From the beginning to the end, the two of them were worried about whether their treasure was true or false.
Whether it is true or false, they have been holding it, so it is still not clear.
As soon as Nezha said it was a lie and that he had been punished by the king, the two of them immediately became suspicious.
Thinking of Nezha, Yang Xiao thought of what he had said to tease Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao just now. He couldn't tell that Nezha was still a joker and a big liar.
When eating meat, only eat the skin. When eating watermelon, you are not allowed to spit out watermelon seeds. Tsk, tsk, this punishment is refreshing and refined enough.
But this is punishment for a foodie, but for a cultivating monster, it seems like nothing!
And what I said later about killing myself with tofu and growing watermelon in my belly, I really dare to say that.
However, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao really believed it. They listened with gusto, felt guilty, and sympathized with what happened to Nezha and Sun Wukong.
Seeing Nezha and Sun Wukong leaving, Yinjiao said happily: "It's no problem this time. The golden rope was used just now, it's absolutely real."
"Well, haha, solving a big trouble is worth celebrating. Let's go, kids, go in and eat meat and drink wine."
Jinjiao nodded in agreement, laughing and entered the cave with Yinjiao and a group of little demons.
Sun Wukong and Nezha ran out of the Lotus Cave together, and the Hua Fox Marten appeared from the void with Tu Su Nuannuan.
Taking the golden rope handed over by Nezha, the flower fox and marten casually threw it into the red pants. Only when this thing is used can it be suddenly touched out, and it will have unexpected effects.
When it was in the Dragon Pressing Cave, it had begged Mrs. Pressing the Dragon to erase the spiritual thoughts of the old man above it, and with the cleaning of the formation inside the red pants, it can now be used normally.
"Shame, if you do this again, my mother will beat you."
When Tu Su Nuannuan patted the flower fox marten on the head when he openly opened his pants and put something in it, his little face was deliberately stern to scare him.
Huahu Diao's face was extremely dark, and he took Tu Su Nuannuan's hand away: "We have agreed, you are not my mother, and you are not allowed to say that you are my mother in the future."
"No, I am your mother, Xiao Diao. If you disobey me, my mother will cry. When my mother cries, it will be very loud. It will thunder and rain."
With his mouth pursed, Tu Su Nuannuan shook his head unhappily and threatened Hua Hu and Mink, but the content of the threat was really unbearable.
In the bookstore, Yang Xiao looked at her with amusement, what a cute little girl, and her wife is so cute.
"No, no, no, don't cry, my aunt, if you're going to cry, grandma won't slap me to death if she finds out!"
The flower fox marten shakes its head with a headache, and is still thinking about the dragon meat pressed into the dragon cave. You don't want to give up this recognized grandma casually.
"It's not my aunt, it's my mother. Why are you talking nonsense, Xiao Diao? Are you sick?"
Tu Su Nuannuan corrected her seriously, and Yang Xiao's love was filled with such cuteness.
If he had such a little loli to accompany him, he would be very happy every day.
