Not only the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, Yang Xiao found that the expressions of other gods in the Lingxiao Palace were not quite right either.
Especially Taishang Laojun and Li Jing, whose faces were extremely dark.
Yang Xiao didn't wonder for too long, and Hua Hu Diao started talking again with disdain.
"You yourself can't see things well, would you like me to be the Emperor of Heaven?"
"This Emperor is not responsible for showing you things. If you lose your things, you can look for them wherever you like. You blame this Emperor for no reason. Don't you feel guilty?"
"The most outrageous thing is Li Jing, you idiot. To be honest, did you slander His Majesty the Jade Emperor and say that I, the Emperor of Heaven, stole it?"
"With such a noble status, I, the Heavenly Emperor, would steal your rags? It's okay to steal flat peaches and Taozu's elixir. Why would I, the Heavenly Emperor, steal those rags of yours?"
Hua Hu and Diao's words were not without sharpness. With his own efforts, the Jade Emperor and others were all speechless and didn't know what to say.
Li Jing was so angry that he gritted his teeth and looked like he wanted to eat people. He was bullying people too much. He had never seen such a mink before.
"Quiet, Hua Hu Miao, do you dare to swear to Heaven, are you sure it wasn't you?"
With a dark face and a terrible headache, the Jade Emperor drank to stop the endless flower fox and marten.
Looking with disdain, Huahu Diao said: "You don't trust the Diaopin of this Heavenly Emperor. You are an insult to this Heavenly Emperor Diaoge. This Heavenly Emperor refuses to cooperate."
"If this Emperor of Heaven says that Your Majesty peeped at Fairy Chang'e taking a bath, and Your Majesty refuses to admit it, are you willing to swear an oath to Heaven?"
The Jade Emperor's expression suddenly froze on the golden dragon chair. He wished he could jump down and beat the fox and marten to death.
Can I swear this kind of oath? I can’t swear it even if I haven’t seen it before!
As a quasi-sage, his spiritual consciousness is so powerful that he will scan the situation in heaven from time to time, and some things are unavoidable.
What's more, in his heart, it was not that he had no idea at all. He had also peeked at it secretly, but Chang'e was very guarded and didn't take it seriously.
Seeing the Jade Emperor's changing expression, the Lingxiao Palace suddenly became quiet, and all the gods' eyes secretly glanced at Chang'e.
The Jade Emperor didn't dare to swear, he wouldn't really have peeked, right?
Being stared at by everyone, Chang'e's eyes suddenly became extremely embarrassed and angry. What the hell is this damn mink doing with her?
Next to her, the Queen Mother looked at the Jade Emperor with an unkind look, which made the Jade Emperor's hair stand on end.
Although the Queen Mother also knew what was going on, she still felt a little dissatisfied and did not intend to let the Jade Emperor off easily.
"Look, this Heavenly Emperor knows that His Majesty doesn't dare. This is terrible. This Heavenly Emperor will not swear casually. If he says he is not the Heavenly Emperor, then he is not the Heavenly Emperor."
The flower fox and the marten are extremely proud. You scumbags who have never read the book are still fighting against the Emperor of Heaven. You are far from it!
Hua Huminiao naturally learned these abilities of messing around and bending facts from the books he saw in the bookstore.
The books in the bookstore cover everything, and there are all kinds of characters in them.
"Then how do you explain that the four brothers from the Demon family went to make trouble outside my house that day, but my house was robbed."
"And I asked the heavenly soldiers under my command. They were the ones who smashed the door of my house and injured the heavenly soldiers."
At this time, the angry Li Jing spoke again. This Diao's mouth is really powerful.
Hua Husiao rolled his eyes: "Those heavenly soldiers are all fooling around with you. Of course they are speaking for you, and they don't count."
"Besides, what you saw was just a black wind. How could it prove that it was the idiot's Qingyun Sword? What if it was faked by someone?"
"For example, Li Jing's exquisite pagoda, I can imitate it with any pagoda. Just by looking at it, I can tell that you are awesome!"
After saying this, all the immortals in the Lingxiao Palace were ashamed. They couldn't go on. They couldn't compare with this Diao at all.
And it's not just nonsense, it's well-founded and there's almost no fault in it.
"I'd like to remind you, don't talk nonsense in the future if there is no evidence. You should understand that trouble comes from the mouth. Not everyone is as tolerant and generous as this Emperor."
Looking at Li Jing with disdain, the flower fox marten tugged at its red underpants, feeling so happy that it didn't want to go away.
I, the Emperor of Heaven, stole it. What can you do? Come up with evidence!
In the bookstore, Yang Xiao was overjoyed. This Diao was very talented. Yesterday, he was a little worried about being exposed. It seemed completely unnecessary.
Zhuge Liang's battle with the Confucian scholars, this battle with the immortals with his Diao tongue, if it were recorded, it would definitely be a legend for the ages.
Beside the bookshelf, Mo Liqing and others have selected books and sat in the corner to read.
Yang Xiao glanced at each one and knew what kind of book they were reading by looking at the corner of the cover.
Moli Qing looked at the tombs of immortals and Buddhas, Moli Red looked at the dragon stones, Moli Hai looked at the shocking world, and Moli Shou looked at the vast world.
"The world view is quite big, I wonder what you will understand!"
Eyes flashing slightly, Yang Xiao thought to himself.
In the Lingxiao Palace, an immortal official ran in from outside.
"Reporting to the Jade Emperor, Sun Wukong, the God of War, Nezha, the Great God of the Three Tanhaihui, and the White Bone Fairy are outside asking for an audience."
The depressed Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment and asked someone to bring the three people in.
After a while, Sun Wukong and the other three appeared in the palace.
Looking at the flower fox and marten standing in the middle of the hall, the three of them were slightly stunned, wondering what happened.
"It's okay to say that this Emperor steals peaches and elixirs, but it's not okay to steal your rags from Li Jing. Let's do this. Li Jing, you apologize to this Emperor and let this matter be over."
"You go find your real culprit, and I, the Emperor of Heaven, will lock me in the confinement of the Emperor of Heaven, without disturbing each other."
Afraid that Sun Wukong and others would talk nonsense without knowing it, Huahu Diao pretended to glare at Li Jing and quietly winked at Sun Wukong and others.
Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, his eyes suddenly widened, flat peach, elixir?
This mink was called here because he stole the elixir and the flat peach?
"Absolutely. Although there is no evidence, I suspect that you did it. Do you dare to let everyone see your personal space and those pants?"
Li Jing's face was livid, and his face was full of anger. He asked him to admit his mistake to this mink, what a joke.
Of course Hua Hu Miao was not happy, and said disdainfully: "Aren't you stupid? The Emperor of Heaven still suspects you of stealing. You should take off your pants and let everyone see if they are hidden in your pants."
"you……"
Li Jing was so angry that he was shaking all over. His pants had no storage function, so how could he hide them inside.
"Don't do to others what you don't want others to do to you. If you don't want to take off your pants, then I, the Emperor of Heaven, will do it. I also want to show my face, okay?"
After being ridiculed, Hua Hu Miao felt very happy.
Sun Wukong, who gradually understood what had happened, stood decisively on the side of Hua Husiao.
"Li Tianwang, you are going too far. Just because you are suspicious, you ask a fox and a mink to take off their pants. You don't bully a mink like this. I can't stand it!"
"That's right, if this spreads out, where will my reputation in the Heavenly Court go? Forcing a marten to embarrass himself in the Lingxiao Palace will actually embarrass the people of my Heavenly Court."
Nezha then spoke, and from Sun Wukong's mouth, he already knew that Hua Hu Miao had also been to the bookstore.
Li Jing, who wanted to say something, was ridiculed by the two and was speechless. He didn't say a word for a long time.
