Aunt Dan and others were stunned when they saw Shaoyao running out of the room with a "swish".
Then Aunt Dan felt a not particularly strong odor spreading.
"No, this girl farted!" Grandma Lu screamed.
However, Aunt Dan suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in her eyes, which made her close her eyes immediately. Then when she tried to open them, her eyes began to hurt.
Aunt Dan didn't dare to open her eyes again. She subconsciously felt "poisonous" and quickly covered her mouth and nose with a handkerchief.
Immediately afterwards, "Ayawn, Ayawn!" Mrs. Wang, Grandma Lu and the two stout women around them sneezed one after another, and then tears and snot flowed down one after another.
After a while, Aunt Dan tried to open her eyes just a slit, and she was looking at the tears streaming down her face. She was even more convinced that the peony was "poisoning"!
Aunt Dan quickly and quietly took out a pill from the small bag sewn at the cuff of her sleeve, and put it into her mouth while others were not paying attention.
As a pill slowly dissolved, and a slightly bitter but refreshing smell spread in her mouth, Aunt Dan suddenly felt that the condition of her eyes was much relieved!
Aunt Dan thought bitterly,
"They actually used farts to release poison. The Zhou people are so cunning and insidious!"
At this moment, Shaoyao jumped out of the room and waved. He saw bamboo leaves far away from the room. He rushed over after seeing Shaoyao's gesture.
Shaoyao's face flushed red and she hurriedly said to Zhuye,
"Take care of Miss, I'll come as soon as I go!"
Then, with a few lunges, he disappeared like a rabbit in an instant, leaving Jijun and the others in a state of confusion.
Ji Jun asked about the bamboo leaves,
"what happened?"
Zhuye blurted out without thinking,
"Sister Shaoyao went to the toilet!"
Go to the toilet? Could it be related to the fart just now?
The medicine that used to prevent sneak attacks will not take effect so quickly!
Before Ji Jun could ask, Ji Min asked Zhuye Dao,
"How will you be here?"
When meeting Wang this time, because she felt that Maidong came from the Duke Li's palace, and was worried that she would be embarrassed when facing the mistress of the house, she did not let Maidong accompany her.
Maidong was worried about the Ji sisters, so he decided to hide outside and listen to the news.
There was such a big movement, but I couldn't see the shadow of Ophiopogon japonicus, but bamboo leaves popped out.
Bamboo Leaf Road,
"Sister Maidong didn't know what she had eaten. She got upset! She has gone to the toilet five times in such a short time! Alas, she has a good foundation. If it were me, she would have fallen down long ago!"
Ji Jun thought, in this era, there is no good refrigeration equipment, so food is prone to spoilage. Ophiopogon japonicus may be caused by eating unclean things and bacteria breed, causing "acute gastroenteritis"!
If in my time I had fasted and waterless, resisted inflammation, replenished fluids, and corrected ion disorders, Ophiopogon japonicus would have healed in three days!
Zhuye continued,
"Sister Shaoyao was worried that Mrs. Shizi and the others would be unfavorable to you, so she originally asked Maidong to stay outside. If something happened, she would immediately call Uncle Pan and the others to come over. Later, Maidong couldn't bear it anymore, so she asked me to stay here. Waiting."
Ji Min nodded, but Ji Jun asked,
"Hey, how do you know Shaoyao went to the toilet? Seeing how anxious she was, it couldn't be anything else? She didn't say anything!"
Zhuye saw that Jijun was a little confused, so he said a little strangely,
"Miss, don't you know?"
Jijun, "."
have no idea.
Seeing Ji Jun's expression, Zhuye quickly stopped asking and told Ji Jun honestly,
"As soon as Sister Shaoyao saw the cousin's mother coming, she was worried that you two ladies would be wronged, so she quickly made some preparations in advance."
Ji Jun felt in her heart that something unexpected would happen, and nine times out of ten it would be Shaoyao's "ingenuity" and "whimsy"!
But what should I do? If my maid gets into trouble, I have to admit it!
Ji Jun asked with a strange expression,
"What did Shaoyao prepare?"
Zhuye became interested after hearing this.
"Miss! Sister Shaoyao is amazing! When I heard that Mrs. Shizi was here, I immediately drank a large bowl of hot and sour soup, then drank a large bowl of honey water, and chewed a few ice cubes! Finally, I ate I took the medicine you gave us to treat constipation, Miss Shaoyao, and in order to enhance the effect, Sister Shaoyao took some of the medicine that made me fart!"
Ji Jun, "..."
I asked why the fart smell was so strong this time! We all ran outside the room and we could still smell it!
We were also unlucky. There was draft from the window and door of the room, and we were downwind!
Want to cry but no tears!
No wonder the dogs didn’t come over!
I guess the ingredients in the stink are different, and it’s so irritating that the dogs are confused!
"Genius!"
Ji Jun feels that Shaoyao should be awarded a "Shennong Award"!
However, she was very worried inside, but she couldn't express her worries - would it get into her pants?
After Uncle Pan heard the commotion, he quickly brought people up, brought water to the Wang family, and asked them to clean up.
Then he quickly went to a nearby medical clinic to find a doctor. The doctor looked at her and said it was nothing serious. I prescribed a prescription to clear away heat and detoxify.
At this time, Wang and others had no other discomfort except that their noses were somewhat blocked and their eyes were red, swollen and sore.
So, I left the "good neighbor" full of anger.
Ji Jun and Ji Min hid at the door, watching Wang's carriage leave and heaving a sigh of relief.
Haitang saw Ji Min's frown and stepped forward to comfort him,
"Miss, don't worry. Madam knows how important you are in Mr. Eldest Biao's heart. She will not hurt Mr. Eldest Biao, nor will she harm you. When Madam's anger subsides, you can go and spend some time with her to ease the relationship. "
Ji Jun was worried about peony at the moment. She didn't know if peony would have "accumulated" toxic side effects if it was so "chaotically" combined with food and medicine.
After all, she is just a little girl. She doesn't take her own health seriously, and Ji Jun is very angry!
Seeing Haitang say this, Jiyun smiled slightly and said,
"I won't go. The relationship between me and the Crown Prince's wife is not to acquiesce. We can ease it with a few nice words. As long as I don't leave the capital, as long as I continue to associate with your eldest cousin, as long as your young master doesn't get married for one day, your Crown Prince will Madam will never let me go!"
Ji Min's eyes were cold and he scolded,
"Haitang, why are you so confused? They won't give up until they get the secret from me. As long as I don't hand over the so-called secret to Concubine Jiao Xian, Concubine Jiao Xian and her aunt will not care about us sincerely and treat us well." us."
Haitang saw this and said hurriedly,
"Miss, please calm down, it's Haitang's fault."
But Ji Jun's eyes instantly turned red when he saw Haitang, knowing that she was still aggrieved and a little dissatisfied.
It's no wonder, the Wang family is her old master, and the Liguo Duke's Mansion is the place where she has lived since she was a child. It is normal for her to have feelings for them.
In Haitang's heart, she would rather see Ji Yun, brother and sister Ji Min and Li Mi, the crown prince and his wife Wang, and even the entire Duke Li's palace, loving each other and living in harmony.
But things in the world are not that simple.
Ji Jun thought she should take this opportunity to explain the truth to everyone.
Ji Jun motioned for everyone to sit down as they pleased, while Haitang poured tea for the two ladies. Then, at Ji Jun's motion, she poured a small cup for herself and Zhu Ye, and leaned down to sit down.
Ji Jun said,
"I remember I told you some stories about "scumbags". Some "scumbags" take advantage of women's innocence and kindness, and their deep love for them, and then defraud them of money and sex, and even deceive women into bankruptcy. , or even the country was ruined and the family was destroyed. In the end, they abandoned the woman or put her to death, and the "scumbag man" hugged his new love and enjoyed the wealth and glory that the previous woman had sacrificed everything to bring him, without any guilt. He even thought that the previous women were too incompetent and contributed too little to him!"
Ji Jun said again,
"At that time, you all hated such "scumbags" very much, but now if you think about it, how are Concubine Jiao Xian and Mrs. Wang not "scumbags"?"
Ji Min took a sip of tea and lowered his head in thought.
Haitang also raised her eyes, looked straight at Ji Yun and said,
"Miss, please forgive me for being stupid. I really don't understand!"
Ji Jun raised his lips and smiled slightly, saying,
"Look, Concubine Jiao Xian and Mrs. Wang have always spoken better than they sang, but nothing has been implemented! From the beginning to the end, the two of them have never given us anything tangible or visible. Good thing, because from the beginning, they wanted to use me for nothing, and then kick me away when I was no longer valuable! Therefore, the Crown Prince’s wife refused to even give me a promise! She also didn’t dare to give it to me. ! She just wants to take advantage of my feelings for your eldest cousin, and my unwillingness to be separated from your eldest cousin. In order to be together with your eldest cousin, I will compromise and accommodate his mother's exaggerations again and again! To put it harshly, isn’t this “free prostitution”?”
When Ji Jun said this, it seemed as if a small piece of flesh had been cut out from his heart. Although it was not fatal, it was dripping with blood, stumbling, and aching.
Ji Jun suppressed the pain and laughed to himself,
"Young Master Dabiao is the future Duke of Li, who is of great importance to the country and the country. I have been in contact with him for a long time. Do you think the Holy Emperor will let him go as he pleases?"
Haitang looked at Bamboo Leaf, who was just eating snacks and didn't care.
Ji Min sighed and said,
"Prince Guangning is someone close to the Holy One. The Prince of Guangning and the Prince of Jiangxia are both close followers of the Holy One. They must have investigated the cousin's life background clearly. Not only that, the Holy One will also know that the cousin has special skills. They are usable people, so we acquiesce in allowing our eldest cousin, cousin, and Prince Huan to associate with us."
Haitang tentatively said,
"Therefore, Concubine Jiao Xian thinks that you and the eldest lady are valuable, so she asked the lady to use the eldest cousin's marriage to deceive the eldest lady? Otherwise -"
Otherwise, it would take about three years for Li Mi to consider getting married, and Ji Jun would be left to struggle with being a "good neighbor". So what?
Three years later, it's not too late to solve it. Why is it so urgent and ugly now?
Looking at Haitang who seemed to have some understanding, but still a lot of confusion, Jiyun smiled and patted her on the shoulder.
"Think about it slowly, don't rush for a moment. You ladies and I hope that you will never encounter such a "scumbag", but hope is hope, and there is no guarantee that you will not encounter it in the future. But I hope that after we tell you, you can Have the ability to distinguish and don’t be deceived by “scumbags”, at least don’t be deceived so hard!”
(End of chapter)
