Shaoyao and Zhuye were eager to "scare" Mei Lin, but Ji Jun didn't stop them, but they didn't agree either.
Ji Min frowned slightly, shook his head and said,
"Cousin, I'm afraid Meilin won't be scared so easily. Meilin is not Su Jin after all."
Ji Min always felt that Meilin seemed to be particularly unscrupulous in this incident at Chen Guogong's Mansion. Who gave her the confidence?
Moreover, Su Jin's Kejiju has been "haunted" before, so she will repeat her old tricks. Will Meilin be easily fooled?
Ji Min continued,
"Furthermore, Meilin is very scheming and vicious. If anything happens..."
If something happens to Peony or Bamboo Leaves, it may be difficult to escape.
Ji Jun also had a headache, and for a while she couldn't think of a way to prevent Mei Lin from entering the prince's mansion.
Kill Mei Lin directly?
This will definitely not work. Meilin is now "registered" with the royal family. The royal family can accept or abandon Meilin. However, once something happens to Meilin, it will be a slap in the face of the royal family, and the royal family will definitely pursue it.
Wouldn’t it cause fire and burn one’s body?
It would not work if Shen Meizhuang in "The Legend of Zhen Huan" arranged for the Qintian Supervisor to say "An Lingrong collided with the Queen Mother".
If you want to bribe Qin Tianjian, you have to have Li Mi, Zhou Huan, or Zhou Biao come forward. That would make too much noise, involve too many areas, and easily leak the news.
And after all, Mei Lin is not yet a legitimate prince's concubine or a prince's concubine.
In other words, Mei Lin is not yet on the royal roster. Even the Qin Tian Jian made remarks such as "A certain woman collided with the Queen Mother, the Queen".
The first thing to consider is to find such a target in the concubines, female officials, or palace ladies in the harem. By then, if someone matches Mei Lin's information, wouldn't it hurt innocent people?
Ji Jun once again denied this approach.
Or, secretly poking fun at someone?
No way! Mei Lin is now very cautious. Some staple dishes or snacks are made in their own yard, while some dishes with more complicated procedures need to be made in the large kitchen.
Such dishes must be tasted by at least two maids before Mei Lin eats them. Some of the more expensive dishes are tasted by Su Jin or Aunt Zhu.
After confirming that it was correct, Mei Lin moved her chopsticks. In this way, it was too difficult to poison Mei Lin, and there was almost no room for maneuver, making it impossible to strike accurately.
In the end, there is only one way, and that is to make Meilin's injuries worse while she is now seriously injured!
As the saying goes, "Kill him while he is sick."
And if Mei Lin goes crazy, or is too injured to get up, she will naturally not be able to get into the sedan chair of the Prince's Mansion.
When a prince chooses a concubine, he cannot carry a woman to the court.
What's more, Mei Lin couldn't become the prince's concubine. If she were a side concubine or even a concubine, she wouldn't need to pay a visit to the court. She could just be carried into the prince's palace in a sedan chair.
In this way, the goal of preventing Mei Lin from entering the prince's mansion can be achieved.
Seeing Ji Jun's silence, Shaoyao said a little anxiously,
"Miss, little miss, Mei Lin needs to rest now. Let's go scare her. Even if she's not crazy, she still needs to be frightened. If she doesn't eat well or sleep well, she will lose her temper, and her injury will definitely get worse. ! My uncle's old injury recurred because he was angry!"
Shaoyao thinks he has a say in this regard! She really didn't do it for fun!
Zhuye looked deeply at Shaoyao with adoring eyes, and Shaoyao waved his hands modestly, meaning "Don't worship me, I'm just a little flower!"
Zhuye also quickly encouraged him,
"You two ladies! I promise, even if you don't scare Miss Mei Lin crazy, you can at least make her sleep hard, right? If she doesn't sleep well, she won't be able to eat for several days! If nothing else, eat less. Good thing, her injury will have to wait for a while! Even if she can force herself into the prince's mansion, she can't do that, and she can't let the prince kick her into the woodshed!"
Ji Min couldn't help laughing when he heard this. The little girl also knew that Mei Lin couldn't do "that" like this.
Ji Jun thought it made sense when he heard it. Thinking about it carefully, Zhuye's tactics can be regarded as "destroying the enemy's vitality" and "drawing fuel from the bottom of the cauldron"!
It's a bit like the policy of "when the enemy is stationed, we'll harass it; when the enemy is stationed, we'll harass it; when the enemy is tired, we'll attack it; when the enemy retreats, we'll advance"!
Then try it!
"But," Ji Jun frowned again and asked,
"I dressed up as Sang Ye because Sang Ye had a grudge against Su Jin. Who are you going to pretend to be towards Mei Lin this time?"
Shaoyao didn't take it seriously,
"Miss, I love so and so! Whatever ghost Mei Lin has in her heart, we will pretend to be that ghost!"
Ji Jun was greatly impressed, it was so philosophical!
If you are afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night, you must have a ghost in your heart!
As for whether the ghost looks like what Mei Lin is afraid of, what does it matter?
There are rumors in the market that ghosts can also change. Could it be that they have become ghosts and are not allowed to change their appearance?
Well, don't be rigid, don't be rigid!
Seeing that Ji Jun had made a decision, Ji Min said no more, thought for a moment, and then suggested,
"Cousin, in that case, make some preparations in advance."
When Shaoyao and Zhuye heard that the two ladies agreed, they immediately went to prepare their outfits happily!
The next day, there were rumors in the mansion that the Huai'an Marquis' mansion was haunted at night!
It is said that it was "such and such a maid" who died in the Marquis of Huai'an;
Some people say that they are "lonely ghosts" from outside, looking for a substitute so that they can be reincarnated;
Some people say that the Marquis of Huai'an, who lived in the previous host's house, had already practiced to a certain extent and now lingers in the old place and refuses to leave;
Others say that they are wild spirits who come to the capital to see the world, but they end up not wanting to leave for a long time after arriving at the Hou Mansion...
For each explanation, Ji Jun arranged a short story. Some of these stories were excerpts from "Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio", and some were taken from "Feng Shen Bang".
In short, these stories strive to be concise and clear, while the other one strives to be weird and eye-catching.
Several little maids in Danguiyuan who liked to visit the house and gossip, followed Ji Jun's instructions and began to visit the house all over the yard with snacks or needlework.
As a result, after visiting the door in the morning, the information returned in the afternoon was that these stories had become richer, more bizarre, and more fascinating than the plots Ji Jun told.
Ji Jun sighed with emotion. The wisdom of the masses cannot be underestimated!
Two days later, the outfit of bamboo leaves and peony was also ready. In fact, it was Liang Jian’s bloody white clothes, a long tongue, and a lantern covered with fine gauze in his hand, filled with fireflies!
Just imagine, in the dark night, two female ghosts in white clothes covered in blood, with black hair covering their faces, and long, red tongues sticking out.
Then the lantern in her hand flickered, flickering with will-o'-the-wisps and slowly approached, Mei Lin, and then said "咴儿咴儿", "Hey hey", or "咿-咴", "咴咴咴", "Zhizhi" Wait for the weird sounds!
Ji Jun was very satisfied with this effect.
However, Shaoyao was not satisfied.
"Why, you won't give us Zhuangxing either!"
Zhuye also said hurriedly,
"Yes! Our Chopsticks and Spoon Heroes are out! We will surely win a great victory!"
"Burn quickly?" No one understood.
Zhuye explained,
"Shaoyao is the spoon hero! I am the chopstick hero! We are the Chopsticks and Spoon Heroes!"
Haitang smiled and bent down, pointed at Ophiopogon japonicus and said,
"Why don't you just be the dish hero? Then we can start dinner!"
Ji Jun and Ji Min couldn't help but laugh and cry. As a last resort, Ji Jun tried his best to look dignified as he filled a cup of tea and said,
"Mighty man, no, hero! Please drink from this cup!"
Shaoyao waved his hand and said seriously,
"Put the tea aside for now. We'll be back when the two of us go!"
Ji Jun, "..."
Guan Yunchang warms the wine and kills Hua Xiong, and the chopstick and spoon man drinks tea and scares Mei Lin!
What a great story!
Mai Dong quietly left Dangui Garden with the two of them. Ji Jun and Ji Nian had no intention of resting and were waiting for the news uneasily.
Seeing that Ji Min was a little uneasy, Ji Jun comforted him with a smile,
"Don't worry, with Brother Li Zhan here, there won't be any problems!"
Ji Jun and Ji Min always felt uneasy, so they arranged for Li Zhan to deal with the aftermath.
If it doesn't work, just try harder. In short, don't let the peony and bamboo leaves slip!
Less than half an hour later, Haitang, who was watching the wind at the door, suddenly walked in quickly. Immediately afterwards, Ophiopogon japonicus entered the room carrying peonies and bamboo leaves one by one.
Peony and bamboo leaves stood unsteadily and fell to the ground one after another with "thump" and "thump"!
Ji Jun and Ji Min were startled. Seeing that Ophiopogon japonicus looked bad, they had no time to ask and quickly looked at the peony and bamboo leaves.
The thick white powder smeared on their faces was now washed away with many grooves by sweat, and their long tongues were gone. Snot and tears all over my chest!
Shaoyao and Zhuye's eyes were dull and frightened. Zhuye was trembling all over. The chair she was leaning on made a squeaking noise, and her teeth were chattering up and down. She could hear it very clearly in the silent night.
Peony is slightly stronger than bamboo leaves, but the look in his eyes is gone, replaced by unspeakable horror! It seemed like something terrible had just happened!
"What's going on?" Jijun asked Maidong.
Maidong's face was also very ugly. She said anxiously and worriedly,
"I took them outside Meilin's window. When I saw that the window was open, I quietly hid in the tree, and the two of them jumped in from the window! Then, after a while, I saw the light in Miss Meilin's room turned on. Yes! I was on the tree and saw peony and bamboo leaves moving a few times in the room, and then stood there! It seemed that I was attracted by something! I just wanted to go over to see what was going on, and brother Li Zhan sent me a message Give me the signal to keep watch on the trees while he goes to see the peonies and bamboo leaves!"
Ji Jun saw the sweat on Ophiopogon japonicus' forehead and hurriedly handed her a cup of tea. Ophiopogon japonicus drank it all in one gulp and gasped,
"I only saw Brother Li looking out the window and something flew out. Of course it didn't hit Brother Li, but the thing jumped a few times on the ground! When I looked carefully, it turned out to be... …”
Maidong looked a little flustered and scared. Ji Min swallowed his saliva nervously and tried his best to calmly ask,
"What is it?"
Maidong also swallowed his saliva and said with difficulty,
"A toad with a broken leg! It's jumping and dripping with blood! It's screaming very scary!"
Ji Jun and Ji Nian were shocked!
Ji Jun calmed his mind and said,
"Go on!"
Maidong said,
"Later, Brother Li Zhan put out the candle! He jumped in and took out the Ophiopogon japonicus and the bamboo leaves! When they got near Danguiyuan, he asked me to bring them in to see the lady."
Hearing this, Ji Min frowned and asked,
"What did Brother Li see?"
