There was a burst of howling and howling in the lobby, especially the high-pitched and feminine voices of individual eunuchs, which were like bamboos piercing the sky, harsh and heartbreaking!
The face of Eunuch Hong in the private room was very ugly. He originally wanted to provoke Ji Jun and Ji Ni. Now, he could hardly sit still.
Eunuch Hong believed that the Jijun sisters did not dare to do anything to him, but whoever hit him was not the same as hitting him in the face!
Eunuch Hong was so angry that he glared at the little eunuch behind him. It was all the bad idea of this useless thing!
The name of the little eunuch who was stared at was Xiao Huanzi. Xiao Huanzi shrank, feeling scared and frustrated.
In the past, he often accompanied Eunuch Hong to blatantly "rob", and he didn't even bother to use "artful" means.
It is even more common to go to restaurants to eat Bawang meals. Although some restaurants have people behind them, the boss will be ruthless and insist on making them pay.
Xiaohuanzi used firecrackers to make trouble, and the people were so disturbed that they couldn't do business normally, but they didn't dare to use force against them.
Or, sometimes, as soon as they see that the other person is really his biological father, he refuses to recognize him and starts fighting, so he immediately takes him out of the "West Factory". As a last resort, the other person usually thinks that he is unlucky.
At least it would be a free meal and a decent ending.
The worst thing is, if you see that this person is not easy to mess with, just don’t go to his house to eat for free in the future.
The capital is so big and open to food, even if you eat it for three months, you won’t bring the same thing!
You can even hang yourself from a tree!
However, today, if I don’t get anything for free, I might be facing a lawsuit!
Because, Xiao Huanzi was thinking, the token used by Eunuch Hong to leave the palace was the token of a female palace official!
Even if Eunuch Hong could leave the palace, he could not bring so many eunuchs with him.
According to convention, Eunuch Liang can bring four, and Eunuch Hong can only bring two.
Of course, there are exceptions to special circumstances. For example, going to an official’s house to make rice paper requires a certain amount of pomp.
For another example, if the palace gives some reward to an official, it must be carried and moved by someone. At this time, more people can be brought in.
However, such situations are recorded by the Ministry of Internal Affairs, where they go, who leads the team, who they take, etc.
Obviously, this time, Eunuch Hong might be able to say that something was urgent, but he didn't have time to register and got the wrong token again.
But from Eunuch Hong on down, Xiao Huanzi and others all left the palace privately.
Leaving the palace without permission is a serious crime and can be punished with death!
Xiao Huanzi was panicking there, but another little eunuch named Xiao Shuzi next to him was very happy inside.
He has never dealt with Xiao Huanzi, even though he and Xiao Huanzi are both Eunuch Hong's lackeys. But there are also many conflicts between dogs and dogs who serve the same master together.
Sometimes I feel that the owner allocates different bones to them.
Sometimes, I feel that he should have a few more bones and so on.
These are all causes of dogs biting each other.
Before, Xiao Shuzi had heard people say that the "good neighbors" Ji sisters were Aunt Su Jin from the Marquis of Huai'an Mansion, sisters Shangguan Xuebi and Shangguan Xuesheng from Shangguan General's family, and even Juqu Qingshan and Nangong Yan. They all ate and held back.
Xiao Shuzi had reminded Eunuch Hong that the Ji sisters were difficult to deal with.
But in Eunuch Hong's heart, he always preferred Xiao Huanzi. Because Eunuch Hong likes good-looking little eunuchs, Xiao Huanzi has a handsome appearance and a gentle and obedient temperament. He always has a low eyebrow and a submissive look. I feel pity for the man who lost his mind and bewildered the grand father-in-law.
Is there any way? Xiao Huanzi was originally the concubine of a wealthy family, but he was abducted by human traffickers when he was very young.
The master of this wealthy family was particularly fond of this concubine, so he spent a lot of money to hire an escort agency to find his son, and the government also took care of him.
Therefore, the officers and soldiers searched carefully together and soon found the traces of the traffickers.
The trafficker was unwilling to let the duck fly away, so he cut off the descendants of Xiaohuanzi with a knife, and then sold it to a palace man.
When Xiao Huanzi's father found him, he had become a eunuch in the palace.
No matter how big the family is, they cannot steal people from the royal family.
And Xiao Huanzi's father also felt that Xiao Huanzi could no longer carry on the family line, so he might still be able to find a future by working in the palace.
Xiao Shuzi, on the other hand, came from a poor family. He cut firewood and cultivated the land since he was a child. He did everything, not to mention his hands were covered with calluses, and his appearance was mediocre and vulgar.
Therefore, although Xiao Shuzi was obedient to Eunuch Hong and worked hard without complaint, in Eunuch Hong's heart, his status was always inferior to Xiao Huanzi.
If Ji Jun knew about these entanglements, he would definitely sigh:
ah! The one who is loved is always confident! People who love are always extremely humble!
Ahem! Seems a little inappropriate! Get the spirit!
"Eunuch Hong, you've been waiting for a long time!" Ji Jun and Ji Min, accompanied by Shaoyao and Ophiopogon japonicus, walked into the private room with smiles and did not greet him. Instead, they sat directly opposite Eunuch Hong.
Eunuch Hong was filled with anger as he looked at the two sisters' arrogant appearance.
Do you also know that I have been waiting for a long time?
I drank so much water that I went to the groom’s room five times! Not even a snack was given!
Stingy!
Ji Jun picked up the tea cup and pretended to blow the non-existent tea leaves inside. By the way, there was no tea left!
Hum! This young lady is so smart today that she doesn’t use strong diuretics!
Otherwise, if you don’t urinate, you will suffer from hypokalemia, hypocalcemia, and hypoglycemia. I will never give up!
Hum! He also blamed himself for talking too much, which made Ji Jun feel a little annoyed.
Ji Min saw the "diuretic" that Ji Jun tinkered with and asked,
"Cousin, how will you feel after taking these medicines?"
Ji Jun thought for a while and said,
"There will be calcium deficiency and cramps in the hands and feet!"
"Hypoglycemia, dizziness, dizziness and unsteady on my feet!"
"Hypokalemia, limb weakness, and possible cardiac arrest!"
Ji Min hurriedly shook Ji Jun's arm and said,
"Cousin, forget it!"
"What? Afraid?" Ji Jun asked.
Ji Min shook his head and frowned,
"I'm worried that they have special physiques. If something uncomfortable happens, it will be bad."
Ji Jun suddenly realized, yes, they are eunuchs! Neither a man nor a woman!
I don’t know much about the metabolism in such a person’s body. If the effect of the drug is different from that of ordinary people, it will be self-defeating!
However, the tea leaves were not put in, and some mung bean skins were put in! Red bean skin!
After all, you can’t serve Eunuch Hong with boiled water!
Although it is also a diuretic, the effect is much worse!
Wen Chuhui asked her,
"Miss, if they ask what this is, what will we say?"
Ji Jun said without hesitation,
“Tell them, this is Mount Fuji’s cloud tea!”
Wen Chuhui said, "..."
What? What mountain?
Ji Min frowned. He had heard of "Yingshan Yunwu" but not "Fuji Mountain".
"Eunuch Hong!" Ji Jun said with a smile as bright as a flower and sincerely,
"Look! A few thieves came here just now, pretending to be the father-in-law in the palace and causing trouble! They were caught by my people, wouldn't this delay seeing you?"
Eunuch Hong was so angry that his eyes were on fire and he confused right and wrong! Confusing right and wrong!
"Grrrrrrrrrr!" Eunuch Hong's stomach suddenly became hyperactive!
Ji Min couldn't hold it back and raised the corners of his mouth, but luckily he didn't laugh out loud and hurriedly covered it with a handkerchief.
Ji Jun endured so much that his cheeks were stiff, and he barely maintained the same expression as before, pretending not to hear and saying to himself,
"Eunuch Hong, they have affected my business and made me lose a lot of money! I plan to bring them to my farm and let them do some farm work. When will I pay back my money? Got them."
"Grrrrrrrrrr!" I don't know whether he was angry or hungry, but Eunuch Hong's stomach sang loudly again!
Eunuch Hong didn't dare to speak at the moment. He felt that there was a stream of air flowing down below, sometimes moving forward and sometimes retreating! faster and faster! It caused a dull pain in my lower abdomen!
Moreover, it seems that the level will be broken soon!
no! The loser does not lose the formation! We can't lose face in front of two little girls!
Tolerate! Hold it!
"Yes! Let them sleep later than dogs and get up earlier than chickens. They are not allowed to be lazy at work every day! If they are lazy, use a whip to drive them away! In this way, it is estimated that in one year, we can repay the money of our lady. !”
Shaoyao counted on her fingers very seriously.
One year! Eunuch Hong was so angry that his teeth itched. This was paralyzing Fuyuan Palace!
This time, he took away half of the eunuchs in Fuyuan Palace, and several of them were responsible for emptying buckets, sweeping the yard, and doing menial work.
If no one pours the kongkeg this year, huh! The picture is too beautiful to look at!
Eunuch Hong resisted the discomfort in his abdomen and let the air rush left and right in his lower abdomen. He gritted his teeth and said,
"Miss Ji, why are you so aggressive? Just give me a small punishment and a big warning! This also shows that the eldest lady is kind-hearted."
It’s this kind of moral kidnapping rhetoric again!
Boring!
Ji Jun suddenly smiled and looked at Eunuch Hong with a pair of beautiful eyes, his face was a bit like pig liver and said,
"Eunuch Hong, let's not speak secretly. I know you brought these people. I also know that they leave the palace without permission. It is a serious crime to leave the palace without permission. Don't think that I, a merchant girl, have no knowledge. The law regulates me. You should understand a little more. Eunuch Hong took them out of the palace, and they made mistakes. Then let Eunuch Hong suffer for them."
Eunuch Hong's triangular eyes stood up and he said angrily,
"You want our family to suffer? How do you want our family to suffer? Our family hasn't settled the accounts with you yet! Miss Ji, let's clear up what happened today. Our family has come to obey the instructions of the Concubine Xian, to ask Ji The eldest lady asks for some pills to treat Miss Zhiliang's illness. Please take them out quickly so that we can go back and recover!"
Hearing this, Ji Jun lowered his face coldly and said,
"No!"
"Yes! No!" Shaoyao followed up and said,
"Father-in-law, do you know how to read? We run a restaurant. If you want cakes, vegetables, or wine, we can give them to you. It's just like feeding the dog! If you want pills, go to the drug store! Go to the hospital and go out. , turn left or right, there are people selling medicine! I won’t give it away!”
"Puff puff puff! Puff puff puff puff puff!" Several muffled sounds of air flow came out from behind Eunuch Hong like a barrage of cannons!
Then, a stench hit your nostrils!
Ji Min quickly covered his mouth and nose!
Ji Jun frowned, what kind of feed did he eat!
This is too ungrateful!
Such an undeclared war is very bad!
oops! Why do red bean skins and mung bean skins also have the effect of exhausting gas?
well! Not being good at learning is really harmful!
After farting, Eunuch Hong felt relaxed for a while. He sat down leisurely and said leisurely,
"Miss Ji, stop pretending! If we can't get it today, we won't leave!"
Ji Jun thought to himself, this can’t scare me! Just stay if you like!
I’m really not afraid of fighting a protracted war!
You eunuchs cannot be out of the palace for too long. Leaving the palace privately is a grave sin, and not returning after the time is also a grave sin!
"Shaoyao!" Ji Jun was about to leave, but Ji Min said,
"Use the method of increasing wealth to deal with them!"
(End of chapter)
