I'm so disappointed that I didn't open the door to kill.
Jiu Motoko stood at the door and felt the laziness of the dojo. Number one was not strong enough.
Wait, could it be that he opened the back door and cleared the terrible obstacles for himself? Then this dojo can be cleared with eyes closed.
She turned around and said in surprise: "The dojo has opened a back door for us. We can pass the level in ten minutes at most."
Gong Yangyan said without any doubt: "That's great. Sister Jiu is the best one."
Xiao Wanfa was a little confused. Did No. 1 mention this?
"Let's go. If we just walk around, we will definitely encounter good things. The cheating life is that simple." Jiu Yuanzi smiled, turned around and floated forward.
The ground was full of water stains, moss and dirt. She didn't want to step on it, so it just floated in the aisle.
Suddenly, Jiu Motoko stopped.
Her neat combat uniform turned into a tattered and extra-long white skirt, and her hair was spread around her body, covering her face.
Then she made a whining sound from her mouth, as light as if she had no weight at all, and swayed forward again.
Her figure looked like a ghost in this environment.
Several cells along the road had their doors open. It was unclear whether the people inside had left, or whether they were not locked up in the first place.
Finally encountering a room with a closed door, Jiu Motoko stopped, stared at the cell door for a few seconds, suddenly opened the door violently, and shouted inside: "What are you doing!"
"Clang!" The people inside were startled, and the things in their hands fell to the ground. Gulu Gulu rolled out and landed at Jiu Yuanzi's feet.
It was a red eyeball the size of a fist.
"..." Jiu Yuanzi looked down at the eyeball and crushed it with one kick. Then he raised his head and shouted at the person inside the door with a fierce look: "How dare you peek under my skirt!"
"No, I didn't!" There was a short old man in the stone prison, he hurriedly explained in a panic.
Jiu Motoko floated in, slowly circling around him like a ghost, "There are three of us, and they all saw it."
"You obviously saw me flying, and you threw your eyes at my feet. Didn't you just want to peek under my skirt? You despicable and shameless guy, are you locked up here because you used this method to steal? Have you seen the Queen Mother's skirt?" she threatened.
Gong Yangyan and Xiao Wanfa also walked to the door, avoiding the crushed eyes on the ground and looking at the situation in the stone prison.
Inside there was a little old man about 1.5 meters tall, wearing a wrinkled suit. He was so frightened by Shu Motoko that he stood there with his shoulders hunched up, looking like a hamster.
Gong Yangyan pointed at him and shouted: "Wow, you old man, how dare you peek at Sister Jiu."
"You haven't even seen it, Mr. Xiao, and you actually took a peek. You are so brave. I'm afraid you don't want to live anymore!"
She rushed forward, grabbed the old man's collar, and lifted him up.
Then he showed the face of a little gangster and said in a very bad tone: "You can bully our wine sister? Do you want it to be public or private?"
The old man asked in horror, "What is it when it's public, and what is it when it's private!"
Gong Yangyan gritted his teeth and said, "If I'm a man, I'll kill you according to the rules of the dojo. If I'm a man, I'll pay for your life with something."
Isn't this robbery?
The old man said hurriedly: "I am the sanctioning officer of Shishen Purgatory. If you attack me, you will be the enemy of the entire Purgatory!"
Dojo NPC!
Gong Yangyan was stunned and looked up at Jiu Yuanzi.
Jiu Yuanzi was stunned, his hair disheveled floating aside, and he said quietly: "Have you seen any sanctioning officer? No, there is no one in this cell."
"..." Gong Yangyan said nothing and put the gun directly to the little old man's forehead, "Sister Jiu, we really didn't see anything."
Jiu Yuanzi's voice was soft and quiet, "Send him on his way and be more clean when destroying the corpses and removing traces. It's best if nothing has ever existed here."
The old man shouted instantly: "Wait a minute! Fairy Yuan, I am the Stove Lord. I have something to discuss."
"Wow, I thought you just looked like the Stove Lord, but I didn't expect you really are!" Jiu Yuanzi lifted her hair from her face, stared at him and smiled.
The little old man breathed a sigh of relief, with a smile on his face, "Fairy Yuan, we are old acquaintances. I think back then the little old man gave you the movies he brought from the mortal world."
Jiu Yuanzi raised his head and thought carefully, "There are many Kitchen Gods who gave me movies. Which one did you give me?"
"The short-legged school beauty and the bankrupt CEO's love for 999 days." The little old man said the title of the play without even thinking.
He couldn't remember the movies he sold, but he remembered the play he gave to Jiu Motoko clearly.
Jiu Motoko has watched so many similar things like this that she can't remember the content at all and it has long been mixed up with other dramas.
Speaking of which, what does it matter.
Jiu Yuanzi said unceremoniously: "I don't remember, but I know that your Kitchen God has good conduct as an immortal."
"So you, the sanctioning officer, tell me your conspiracy, your faults, and your work content, so that I can ignore the offense you just made to me."
"Otherwise, you may have to die immediately."
"..." The old man looked at her, wondering how he had managed to build a relationship, but he still had this attitude.
Gong Yangyan pointed the gun at his head and hit him hard, "Speak!"
The old man looked at Jiu Motoko, only to find that she was floating in the air like a jellyfish, with no intention of paying any attention to him.
"Click." Gong Yangyan's gun clicked, which was the sound of the safety opening.
There was no need for her gun at all. It was a psychological tactic she decided to add after learning from Sister Jiu.
Because you can't just shoot someone when you threaten them. Make the sound of turning on the safety first, and then shoot them in the thigh without saying anything.
In order to help Sister Jiu do such dirty work, Gong Yangyan had studied carefully.
The sound of insurance immediately frightened the little old man. Other gods didn't know what this sound meant, but as the Stove Lord, he knew it very well.
He quickly said: "Captain, don't shoot, I am one of my own!"
"Stop talking nonsense. If you don't talk to anyone who is your friend, I will destroy your third leg." Gong Yangyan pointed the muzzle of the gun downward and said viciously.
It's so despicable. What's the use of threatening the gods with this? They have no use!
At this time, Jiu Yuanzi floated over and said quietly: "I brought a delicious meal, greasy pig's trotters, crispy fried pig skin, braised beef tendons, and soaked chicken feet."
"Want me to give you a name for the dish?"
The Stove Lord was silent for a second, and then said: "I want to eat braised pork, the kind with more fat and less meat, braised pork elbow, spicy crayfish, and cold beer."
"Little sheep, give it to him." Jiu Yuanzi floated away, "I will make the Kitchen God a starved ghost until I die."
The Stove Lord swallowed and glanced at Xiao Wanfa who was standing at the door but had not come in.
The murderous aura emanating from this person was so overwhelming that he could hardly breathe.
So before he died, he just wanted to have a good meal, but he didn't have the chance to eat enough.
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Tomorrow is the last day. You can come and read the chapters. I beg you, I will definitely change it next month and update it well.