Jiu Yuanzi felt that Zitong's pessimism and sadness were just a kind of confusion at nothing.
Not knowing what to do, the side effects caused by emptiness can of course be simply called moaning for no reason.
But if you say that he is empty and confused, he probably won't get angry, and will have a sense of recognition that he does have this symptom.
But if you just use an indifferent tone and say that he is complaining for nothing, then he will jump up on the spot, blush and argue with you for 3 hours without taking a break.
If the world is boring and human nature is ugly, just take it as a joke.
Because in this environment, Zitong also opened a bottle of jasmine tea with sugar, poured it into a paper cup, and sat on the floor, as if he was drinking some fine fairy tea.
He was not even willing to choose the sugar-free and 0-calorie kind.
This kind of person can mourn, but he only mourns for others. He himself is very particular about his life.
"If you finish setting up the score, then I will take action."
Jiu Motoko glanced at the temporarily transformed diamond watch on her wrist. There were no hands on it.
"The conversation time you purchased with the spiritual item is only 1 minute and 03 seconds left."
Zitong felt that he was now a scholar meeting a soldier, and he couldn't explain why. He put down the paper cup and looked at the two small snacks fearlessly to the side.
He said: "I discovered that they and I have roots in heaven, and decided to save them. As long as they lose those useless knowledge, they can live happily and carefree.
Look how happy they are eating now. "
"That's because they are still young and haven't started learning yet. They just like to eat snacks." Jiu Yuanzi looked at him and felt a little unconvinced after thinking about it.
"Then why don't you take the initiative to find me? If you want to know the root cause, don't I know you better?"
Zitong was a little surprised and looked at her a little confused.
Jiu Yuanzi said: "I am in heaven and I have a problem with your bird. I have put bird droppings in your tea many times, saying that it was your bird that did it.
Because of this matter, you went to the Jade Emperor to sue me many times without any evidence. Is this 1900-year friendship not as good as these two strangers? "
"1900?" Zitong was stunned.
Jiu Yuanzi said confidently: "Yes, your memory is too bad.
I remember very clearly that I was just born 1900 years ago, so cute and beautiful. You just stood around me looking at me, muttering for a long time why you were not worthy of your son, how could he be a woman, so you could only make do with it.
It's really rude. "
She snorted, "So after that, I kept making trouble for you, and you also targeted me all day long."
Zitong was silent, "I don't have a son."
Jiu Yuanzi rolled his eyes at him, "You raise that Golden Crow as your son, a living bird slave."
She raised her hand and looked at her watch again, "It's time to talk. If you want to talk more, you have to pay extra. We psychiatrists pay per second to treat others."
"Wait a minute, you are a god who was born only 1900 years ago? But aren't you a demon?" Zi Tong looked at her carefully and realized that he had been wrong.
He murmured: "Is it actually immortal energy? I thought it was the spiritual energy that created the immortal energy by chance, but it is still a demon in essence.
Wait, there are new immortals appearing in heaven now? "
Liquor Motoko listened to him talking to himself and felt something was wrong.
Although this Zitong looks exactly the same as that one, only one is young and the other is middle-aged, they feel completely different.
Unless he had lost his memory, how could he not recognize himself?
Even if there was even a trace of distraction among the spiritual objects, as the controller of the Jinbang Dojo at that time, there would not be such a complete separation from the original owner.
Unless, Zitong in the dojo is another Wenqu Xingjun.
Thinking of this, Jiu Yuanzi loosened his grip on the gold coin and stared at Zitong in front of him. Should he kill or not?
Zi Tong, who was deep in thought, suddenly asked: "What's going on in heaven and in the mortal world now?"
Jiu Yuanzi stared at him and laughed, "How should I put it, it's very good.
Everyone had nothing to do, eating, drinking and having fun all day long, living a carefree life. The biggest worry was that some of the fruits on the trees were missing.
When the fairies have nothing to do, they just watch TV shows, gossip, and then talk about love with the generals. "
She blocked her mouth and said with a smile: "As for the mortal world, I already have the power to kill gods.
In a short time, I should be able to go to heaven and sit on top of the Lingxiao Palace again, overlooking all living beings. "
Zitong's hands trembled, "How could this happen? Shouldn't heaven be destroyed, shouldn't the mortal world be swallowed up by evil spirits, everything will be destroyed, and then a new world will be built?"
The jasmine tea in the paper cup spilled out as he trembled and splashed on his clothes.
Jiu Yuanzi stared at him in surprise, weird?
There is something about this Zitong.
She sat on the chair and began to change her body, recreating her appearance in the abyss.
Then she raised her hand, and an evil spirit was released from the bottle, wrapping around her palm like a flexible red snake.
Jiu Yuanzi showed four fangs and grinned: "Okay, I won't pretend anymore, let's show my cards.
The gods in heaven are just animals in our farm. Who allows such a lowly thing like you to call us by our honorable names?
Didn't any gods teach you that when something weird comes up, you have to kneel down and show your dignity? "
Zitong looked at her blankly, tears bursting down his face, "You are a thief. Don't you know who I am? Where is my creation legend! You promised me."
"Who are you?" Jiu Yuanzi smiled contemptuously, "Senior Wan has never mentioned a guy like you, nor has anyone else.
With all due respect, are you mistaken? In the past 1900 years, I have never heard of any creation legends. "
The words "Wan Yuan" seemed to stir Zitong's back. He dropped the paper cup in his hand, his eyes widened, and he yelled with bulging veins on his head: "Is it the First Yuan who did it? He took my credit and the contract Have they all been wiped out?
President Wan broke her contract with me and will be punished. You scheming people are indeed the most disgusting things! "
one?
Jiu Yuanzi disappeared instantly, turned into smoke and appeared in front of Zitong, kicking him to the ground.
She raised her hand and stared at Zitong and said, "How could you mention Yi Di's name from the mouth of a lowly god like you?
The One Head of State no longer exists, and now there is only His Majesty the One Emperor who rules the three realms.
Head Wan?
Her head is now placed in front of the hell gate of the underworld, making a pretty sight. Hahahahaha! "
Zitong shook his head, "It's impossible. It's impossible for President Wan to lose. We had already planned it at the time. There will definitely be no problems."
Jiu Yuanzi showed a perverted look and reminded happily: "Did you forget something?"
"What?" Zitong raised his head.
Jiu Yuanzi grinned and said, "You are already dead, what does our devious business have to do with you?
Why are you here? Who killed you? Do you remember?
Say it and make me happy. "
Zitong's lips trembled and he said, "Of course I know that I am dead. As long as I can be famous throughout the ages and become a creation legend, I am willing to die.
Who killed me?
No one killed me, I killed myself. "
He became excited, "Go back and tell the con artists that I am the creator of this world.
No, even if President Wan dies, President Yi must abide by the contract I signed with them.
The legend that I am the God of Creation must be written in a book and recorded in history, so that all three worlds will know it! "
Jiu Yuanzi looked at him, put away his crazy expression, and said expressionlessly: "Wenquxingjun is just a little god, and he even raised a golden crow as his son.
The beautiful little fairy would also laugh at him behind his back because he was old and incompetent.
He is an unknown person. When Emperor Yi in the Lingxiao Palace greets all the weird gods, he can only stand in the corner, like a pitiful ordinary transparent old employee who is not welcomed by his leaders. "
She thought for a while and said cruelly: "Probably, it's exactly the same as before."
"No! It's not like that, you lied to me!" Zitong roared heartbreakingly with red eyes.
"ah!"
Jiu Yuanzi turned around and found Ling Xiaosheng lying on the ground holding his head and screaming.
"One! No, don't kill me!" She didn't know what she was thinking of, her expression was extremely ferocious, her eyes were full of fear, and she was not at all like her usual arrogance.
Linglong was so scared that she shrank into a ball. This guy didn't know anything at all.
Jiu Yuanzi looked at her and Zitong, hey, if you meet No. 1 in the dojo in the future, should you be more polite to him?
The terrifying Majesty the First Emperor, ha.
In heaven, Number One is holding a gear in his hand and is a little dazed.
He let out a long sigh and showed a helpless smile, "You gods are so difficult to deal with. If you are so good at editing, why don't you write a book?"
