Jiu Yuanzi felt that Ling Xiaosheng and Linglong were already certified by the school and did not need to take exams, so they should not die.
I can't find anyone now. Maybe he was too naughty and asked the school to seize him and lock him up.
Just as she was thinking this, she suddenly saw Ling Xiaosheng pulling Linglong and running out of the gymnasium behind an old man, muttering incessantly.
"Damn old man, wait for me, where are you going?"
"Looking at how old you are, I, the kind-hearted and lovely eldest sister, will come and help you."
"But you have to remember that although I have a vicious mouth and a kind heart, and I can help you with great mercy, if you dare to mess with me, I will cut you into pieces and spread your ashes."
"Did you hear that, old man? If you don't wait for me, your mother will explode!"
"Come and show your filial piety and feel the cuteness of a middle-aged girl like me. The perverted old man who is hiding in the gym and wants to peek at the cute girls, stop right there."
Ling Xiaosheng did not forget her original character design, and perfectly performed the kind of middle-aged girl that old men like.
"..." Jiu Yuanzi and the others looked at her like this, dragging Linglong behind the old man, walking past the playground while talking disgusting, not cute at all, and full of provocative and vicious words.
No one thought to call her out, it was so embarrassing.
They went to the other side of the cafeteria. There was a supermarket over there, which was very suitable for her status.
A bad girl who eats and drinks freely.
"Mr. Ning, you will definitely be a good father in the future." Jiu Yuanzi said suddenly.
Mr. Ning didn't react at all, but Xiao Wanfa looked at Jiu Yuanzi in surprise.
What dad? Is this a proposal?
"..." Mr. Ning glanced at him and said, "Miss Jiu, Ling Xiaosheng has been at my father's house and was taken care of by a nanny. I hate children."
Xiao Wanfa smiled slightly, "Yuanzi, if it were me, I would be very happy..."
He paused, feeling very embarrassed, and finally said: "I really like to stay away from children, and I hate children."
Jiu Yuanzi looked at him inexplicably. Is it necessary to express that he hates children as much as Mr. Ning?
By the way, maybe you are afraid that if you say you like children, you will be forced to take Ling Xiaosheng home?
As expected, he is a person who exists like an expired herring can. Ling Xiaosheng is really awesome, so powerful.
Gong Yangyan stood nearby, and what she saw was two men desperately trying to please Sister Jiu.
Damn men, just be your tools and shed your blood for the wine lady. Why do you do unnecessary things?
You are not worthy of the wine sister.
Now is the time for her to play the irreplaceable importance of those maids as an excellent assistant.
So, Gong Yangyan suddenly said: "Sister Jiu, if there is an art test this afternoon, should we discuss what kind of performance we should perform?"
She took out her notebook, opened it and found the notes she had just taken and said, "Sister Jiu, based on what I wrote down in shorthand after listening in, I organized and classified it, and I suspect that the art exam has the following possibilities."
Jiu Motoko glanced at the notes, which were so messed up that she had no idea what kind of symbols were written on them. I really admire her for being able to understand them.
Mr. Ning said: "Did you learn shorthand specifically?"
"Yes, I want to work better for Sister Jiu, so I learned shorthand so that I won't miss any information. This is the difference between an assistant and a maid. I have strong professionalism and ability." Yang Yan guessed that Mr. Ning could tell that she was using shorthand.
Mr. Ning really wanted to say that people are like this. If you don’t shine in one place, you will find the value of your existence in another place.
A scumbag who just wanted to learn shorthand just to save his life.
Especially no matter how you look at it, she is not a mental worker, and her forehead is made of iron.
Shu Motoko's hundred maids seemed to have brought heavy workplace pressure to her.
It turned out to be shorthand.
Jiu Yuanzi has heard of it, but has never seen how it works. However, she is very satisfied with Xiaoyang's performance. As expected, having Xiaoyang around can save a lot of trouble.
"Little Yang, tell me how you will do in the next exam." She smiled.
Gong Yangyan compared the ghost drawing symbols on her notebook and began to speak, "Sister Jiu, according to my analysis, in addition to the art teacher who scores, there are also some students who are the key to scoring.
Although I don't know which ones, it's probably someone from the school, not us. "
Jiu Yuanzi nodded, "I have seen that in the teaching building opposite, there are many aboriginal students, and their eyes are different from ours, they are black circles.
Easy to deal with, but a bit sluggish and not emotionally rich enough. "
Gong Yangyan praised: "Sister Jiu is so amazing, she can see in such detail even from such a distance."
"They are not far away. During the exam just now, I went to the teaching building opposite and communicated with them directly." Jiu Yuanzi said.
The three people present looked at her blankly.
"Sister Jiu, did you leave the examination room just now?" Gong Yangyan asked in shock.
Those Chinese teachers were very scary, they would kill people at every turn, and they wouldn't even let them go to the toilet. How did Sister Jiu leave the classroom and go out for a walk?
Mr. Ning and Xiao Wanfa were also a little puzzled. Chinese teacher No. 1 was as strong as a bamboo pole.
Jiu Yuanzi nodded, "Yes, as long as the teacher is angry enough and cannot kill you, he will kick you out. I am very familiar with this kind of operation, so don't learn it casually."
No one wants to learn it, and no one can learn it.
Mr. Ning was a little suspicious. What did this guy do in heaven?
Gong Yangyan shook her head in confusion and continued, "The words of the cafeteria aunt revealed several pieces of information. If you want to score points, you must let these students express their emotions.
And what you do has to be related to art, which is performance. Let's discuss what we will perform later. "
Jiu Motoko immediately said: "I have already thought about it. Many classmates must not have talents. Why not gather these people together and then use me as the protagonist to perform a sadomasochistic fairy tale.
It is guaranteed to be exciting and full of love and hatred, making them nervous for a while, crying and laughing again.
By the way, you can take people with you for a fee, take them to take the driving test, and get direct passing points. "
Countless familiar plots appeared in Gong Yangyan's mind. There were as many bloody plots as there were, the heroine and the hero cried to death, and various gods who had lived for tens of thousands of years wanted to fall in love all day long.
She asked excitedly: "Sister Jiu, if you have any ideas, I will write them down and then go to the casting."
Jiu Yuanzi smiled and said: "Of course I am the heroine, the female version of the Heavenly Way who saves the people. Then Ning Zong is the Emperor and the Demon Lord of All Laws. They fought hard to snatch me.
For the sake of peace in the three realms, I plan to marry Demon Lord Wanfa to prevent him from destroying the three realms.
Then Emperor Ning started a fight with Demon Lord Wanfa for the sake of peace in the three realms.
And I couldn't bear to see the two of them fighting each other, so I rushed between them and was beaten to death by the two of them.
Both of them were devastated by losing me.
I turned into the spiritual law of heaven, saved the people of the three realms, and lived in their hearts. "
Gong Yangyan suddenly understood and said: "What a tragedy. It sounds like it is a drama for the love of the people. It seems... good."
Mr. Ning glanced at Xiao Wanfa, and just as he was about to speak, Xiao Wanfa said first, "Yuanzi, who is the leading actor between me and Mr. Ning?"
Jiu Motoko scratched her face and said a little embarrassedly: "The roles of both of them are very important, two protagonists."
"Is it because of the delay in revamping the drama?" Xiao Wanfa asked again.
"Ah?" Jiu Yuanzi looked confused, "No, it's the leading actress."
Xiao Wanfa said reluctantly: "Then why is the heroine dead, and the two male protagonists are left hugging each other and crying?"
Jiu Motoko pursed her lips, "There is no plot of holding each other and crying. It's me who died, and you two were heartbroken."
"Then it would be better to let Mr. Ning live alone. We will be killed by him together, and then we will hug each other on the battlefield before dying, and get married in the shower of blood." Xiao Wanfa said with a smile.
"Ahem." Mr. Ning finally couldn't stand it anymore, what a crappy drama.
He said: "I can play the erhu, and I will do the talent show myself."
When Xiao Wanfa heard this, he immediately said, "I can play the guqin."
Gong Yangyan looked at the two of them and then at Sister Jiu. She didn't ask what her role was because she had never been mentioned in the big script just now.
So, she said weakly: "I have studied piano for a few years, and I should be able to perform."
Jiu Yuanzi looked at them blankly, "What about me?"
"As long as you stand on the stage, what else do you need to perform? This is already the best." Mr. Ning said casually.
Then he saw Xiao Wanfa looking at him with a hateful look that made him take the lead.
Mr. Ning sighed in his heart, so tired.
