Lu Youjun sat at the table and looked at the dishes on the table blankly.
The dishes began to change into different dishes according to its preferences.
The drinks turned into Youming wine and Xueyexiang, and the dishes included Yinming Ganoderma stewed mourning bird, whole Yin fruit pulp jelly, steamed Wangyou fish, Xuanyin beast three kinds of food, vegetarian stir-fried moonflower grass, and boiled dragon soul shrimp, etc. gourmet food.
It had a table all to itself, so the dishes were exactly what it wanted and turned into what it wanted.
At a banquet where other people are mixed, everyone sees different dishes and wines. Although it is the same dish, what you see is completely different from what others see.
Even if people have the same taste, it is impossible to put together a table of dishes that everyone is satisfied with.
Everyone eats what they want, so no one can find fault.
The chief steward was also sitting at the table, next to the gatekeeper's land that had been forcibly torn from the tree, and he was holding a persimmon branch in his arms.
Unexpectedly, a hundred banquet tables appeared out of thin air. The butler looked at the dishes on the table and could not find any fault at all.
Even when he was about to deliberately embarrass himself and say that he lacked spiritual energy, the food on the table seemed unconvinced, and the spiritual energy turned directly into spiritual mist like a layer of dry ice, overflowing from the plate and flowing along the table to the ground. .
After hesitating for a moment, he suddenly found a breakthrough, slapped the table and shouted: "There are no desserts, two desserts are missing!"
Jiu Yuanzi looked at him, took out two food stamps from Qiankun in his sleeves, and paired them with a thick stack of Ming coins, "I want to buy a hundred flat peaches."
The food stamps and Ming coins disappeared with her good wishes. One hundred Ming coins should be enough to buy a hundred flat peaches.
While waiting for the peaches, Jiu Yuanzi took out the leftover Meng Po soup and separated it with spiritual power. Everyone on each table had ten drops and dropped them into the bowl.
She shouted loudly: "One drop of the special high-purity saccharin Mengpo soup dessert."
The villagers all lowered their heads, looking at the drop of Meng Po soup in the bowl, and kept swallowing, and the sound of sucking saliva came from all around.
The children were even more uncontrollable, drool dripping from their mouths. If the wedding hadn't officially started yet, they would have started licking the bowl.
Just one drop is too little. It would be better if one person has a bowl.
The butler stared blankly at the drop of Meng Po soup in the bowl. The corner of his mouth twitched, unable to speak.
In heaven, in a deserted place not far from Pantaoyuan, No. 1 and Sanjiu are conducting a shady transaction.
"This is the last time I will help you. If you take too many peaches, you will be discovered." Number One said.
Sanjiu patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, this is the last time. I gave the peaches last time to several fairies, and this time they are for Taibai."
No. 1 asked with a puzzled look on his face: "Why, do you really want to enter the dojo?"
"Of course, after being idle for so long, people are getting rusty. It's hard to get a chance to make a contribution. Of course, we must seize the opportunity for advancement." Sanjiu said.
As if he felt that he had broken No. 1's heart, he comforted him: "No. 1, you are doing well now. You don't have to worry about anything. Just live a leisurely life."
"It's not like us, who still have to think about hard work. We all envy you."
Number 1 said with a smile: "You guys have worked really hard, take the flat peach."
He took out a basket of peaches from the void and said, "Eleven peaches, one more than you want."
"That's great." Sanjiu took the basket and looked down and was stunned.
There is only one peach in the basket.
He raised his head in confusion, "What... does this mean?"
Number 1 looked at the basket. Of course he knew how many peaches he had stolen.
And the thing was always on his person, so it couldn't have been stolen without anyone noticing.
Suddenly, he remembered that the dojo was open.
Then he smiled and said: "Look at my memory. I always forget it after I was injured last time. I plan to give these peaches to others. I put your peaches somewhere else, for fear that they would be mixed together and the other party would ask for a few more." "
Number 1 naturally took out the gear and handed it to Sanjiu, "I just put it here. Here."
Although this thing doesn't look like a storage space, who can tell clearly, there are spiritual objects with all kinds of appearances.
Besides, how could Number One have any evil intentions?
In the past, apart from being cold and unkind to others, everyone knew that he had no bad intentions and was a trustworthy person who would never betray someone.
Sanjiu didn't think much and took the gear, "This thing of yours looks interesting. What kind of spiritual thing is it?"
Number 1 said: "It's a spiritual thing that makes me happy. I mainly use it to pass the time."
"Oh, a toy?" Sanjiu was about to take a closer look at the gear in his hand when he suddenly felt a suction force and his whole body was sucked into the gear.
Number One raised his hand and sucked the gear into his hand, and said calmly: "It is indeed a toy, very, very fun."
"Didn't you say Jiu Motoko is good-looking? Then go meet her and see if she remembers who you are."
Number One put away the gear, picked up the remaining peach in the basket, ate it and left.
Those ten peaches must have been traded away again.
Who likes eating peaches so much?
He found a random place to sit down, his consciousness entered the gears, and he soon discovered Jiu Motoko, the little fairy who almost became his body.
Then, No. 1 discovered his lost flat peach.
Jiu Motoko looked at the peaches in her arms, ten of them.
She bought only ten peaches with a hundred ghost coins. It seemed that the upper limit of two food stamps was so much. She thought she could buy more by using less food stamps and more ghost coins.
The gold content of Ming coins is still too low, not as good as food stamps.
Jiu Motoko threw ten peaches into the air, and used her spiritual power to cut each peach into ten equal parts. Then she cut each peach into ten 5mm pieces and distributed them on everyone's plate.
She put away the peach stones and said to everyone: "One serving of peach slices made from the Supreme Honey of the Immortal Realm. Now that the two desserts are ready, the wedding can begin."
It's Meng Po Soup and Tianting Pantao. If anyone dares to have an opinion, even the ghost bride will come out and beat them.
Everyone looked at Jiu Yuanzi, including Gong Yangyan's family.
And Jiu Yuanzi also looked at them. Everyone stared at them for a long time, and she finally said: "Why are you still sitting there? The wedding has started. Someone must carry the sedan or something."
"Sister Jiu, we can't get up." Gong Yangyan raised her hand and said.
"..." Jiu Yuanzi tried to pull the person next to him, but it seemed like he was stuck to the chair and couldn't pull him up at all.
Everyone, if you don’t finish this banquet, don’t even think about standing up.
But if you don't go through the procedures to bring the ghost bride into the house, it will be impossible to hold the wedding banquet. This creates a cycle.
To break the deadlock, she had to hold the wedding herself.
Jiu Yuanzi carefully scanned the banquets and finally discovered something. She bit her lip and said: "There is no place for me. There is no room for me at this banquet. Don't the bride and groom deserve to have their own banquet!"
Dayang said warmly: "Boss, the bride and groom rarely have time to eat on their wedding day. In ancient times, the bride would wait in the wedding room, and a maid would bring some simple food. The groom would just come to toast and not eat."
"Tsk, that's really troublesome." After finding out that he had to do the work by himself, Jiu Motoko clicked his tongue dissatisfied.
She walked to the sedan chair, looked at the decorated sedan chair but no one was carrying it, and said to Brother Pseudo, a spiritual being who was not a living being and was not qualified to serve on the table: "Brother Pseudo, don't change into a horse, bring a pickup truck. "
The fake brother didn't know that he was being discriminated against by the banquet, so he turned into a pickup truck in a good mood.
Jiu Motoko threw the sedan into the pocket of the pickup truck, pulled it around the village, and then drove directly into the mansion.
When he met the threshold, the fake brother lifted the wheel and stepped in, then pulled the sedan chair to the boudoir courtyard deep in the house.
Jiu Motoko jumped out of the car, shook his head, and the student uniform turned into a bright red men's wedding dress, and he also wore a wedding hat on his head.
She walked to the door, cupped her hands and said, "Madam, my husband welcomes you through the door."
No one opened the door, but the ghost bride was still sitting on the bed, stretching out a hand to her through the screen, "Husband, carry me to the sedan chair."
Jiu Motoko entered the room and walked behind the screen. He looked at the ghost bride who was obviously wearing a red wedding dress but had an eerie aura. He took out a red envelope from his arms and stuffed it into her hand, "Madam, this is the change fee."
"My parents can't come. If my wife insists on worshiping, she can just kneel to the sky and worship. This red envelope is the money for changing our relationship between us. I will give you your share first."
"Madam, Madam. Don't worry about my share. You can give it to me after ten seconds, so that you have time to choose."
The ghost bride clutched the red envelope in her right hand and kept Jiu Motoko waiting for a long time.
Finally, she raised her left hand, and a ghost-head token floated in her palm, "This is the money I gave to my husband to change my words, the ghost question order. As long as you hold this order, the ghost will not dare to lie in front of your husband."
Jiu Yuanzi took it over without any politeness at all, and suddenly said to the ghost bride with the ghost question order: "Is it really so effective? I don't believe it, and I want to try it."
"Madam, for my husband, I have a question to ask you. Please don't lie."
It's really despicable, he just came to bully his wife just after he got the ghost order.
The ghost bride raised her head slightly and seemed to be looking at Jiu Motoko through the red hijab, but did not speak.
Jiu Yuanzi smiled and said: "Madam, do you think my husband is good-looking? Is he the most handsome person you have ever seen?"
"..." The ghost bride was silent for a long time, and finally said, "Yes, my husband is the most handsome. The ghosts really like you so much that they want to eat you in one bite."
"I don't need the last sentence. If you eat me, you will be a widow. Don't say such unlucky words on your special day. Promise me not to murder your husband."
"Can the lady do it?" Jiu Yuanzi asked, dangling the ghost order in his hand in front of her, trying to remind her to tell the truth.
The ghost bride suddenly stood up, startling Jiu Motoko.
"After the wedding, I will reconcile with my husband, otherwise I am afraid that I will murder my husband that night." The ghost bride walked to the door in person and left a sentence lightly.
Jiu Yuanzi was stunned and immediately chased after her, "No, aren't you going to get married? There's no such thing as getting divorced after the wedding. Am I just a lady who wants to deal with the men who are urging me to get married?"
"The bridal chamber. Without the bridal chamber, we can't be considered husband and wife. I'm afraid this marriage will not be consummated. We haven't applied for a marriage certificate. This kind of unlicensed marriage requires at least raw rice and cooked rice." She kept talking behind her.
The Ghost Bride stopped, raised her right hand, and the red envelope for the correction fee was instantly burned to ashes by the white flames.
She said harshly: "I'll forget it."
"Oh, my wife has the final say, and I will listen to you. After the wedding, we will make up and divorce, and we will all be pure and innocent." Jiu Yuanzi put the Ghost Wen Ling into the Qiankun in his sleeves and said obediently .
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Today I took my kids to see the bears. It was so exciting. The special effects were great and the final scene was very shocking. There is another chapter today, but it will be later.
