This middle-aged man, who looked like a lady's butler, took a brush and wrote a lot of words on the paper, and handed them to Jiu Motoko one by one.
"These are all wedding matters, and no one should be missing. They must all be completed in a smooth manner."
"The next step is the banquet."
"The banquet must be at least 100 tables, and the dishes should be two cold, eight hot, one soup and two desserts. Each table has two bottles of wine, and it must be good wine."
"This is the most important thing, because we have no money and no ingredients, so you have to buy it yourself."
"Last time, there was a man who killed all the people in the village. After slaughtering them, he fried and cooked them. In the end, he only served forty-two tables. It failed."
Jiu Yuanzi took the paper and handed it to Xiao Wanfa one by one without looking at it.
Xiao Wanfa took the paper blankly. He didn't know why he wanted to show this to himself. There was a wedding sedan on it, peanuts and longans in the quilt. He felt dizzy just looking at the mess.
Hearing that there were no ingredients, Jiu Motoko asked: "I have money, can I ask someone to buy ingredients? There are three people waiting for me outside the village. They haven't come in yet. I can go to the city to buy things."
The chief butler said: "Of course, but the dishes at the banquet must have spiritual energy, otherwise our young lady will not be able to bear this grievance."
Actually want to have spiritual energy?
Jiu Yuanzi said: "I remember in the story book, ghosts usually use dog feces or mud, bugs and other things to conjure up people to eat."
"If the people who come to eat are stupid, we can change it like this."
The butler looked at her blankly, "The villagers are guests, how can we entertain ourselves by turning dog excrement into food?"
There are no outsiders to be so picky. These domestic slaves are all rebellious, right?
"Then you can eat cheaper and let the young lady get married as soon as possible. When I become the master of the family, I will let you escape from slavery and become free citizens." Jiu Yuanzi tried to persuade.
It is better to be a domestic slave than to be a free person. For freedom, they will definitely be willing to do anything.
Unexpectedly, the butler's expression suddenly changed and he took a deep breath.
Pointing at her, he cursed viciously: "I didn't expect your conscience to be so vicious that you actually want to drive us out and make us homeless."
"You're dreaming of driving us away before we get married. You think so. We are born as the lady's people, and die as the lady's ghost."
"Iron-hard house slave, smooth uncle, you are gone and we are still here."
"I originally wanted to use some ordinary spirit wine for the wine. In this case, the banquet requires the best dishes. If you don't have enough spirit energy, you will die!" He said coldly, and then walked away.
There were only two speechless people left in the room.
Jiu Yuanzi gritted his teeth and said aggrievedly: "I don't believe those nonsense anymore. Although they lost everything, they still have freedom."
"It's all a lie, you bastard!"
Xiao Wanfa advised: "Yuanzi, forget it. Now think about how to hold the wedding. They don't seem to have any plans to help us."
He held the dozens of wedding documents and said, "What should I do with these things? I have always practiced not to ask about foreign affairs. I have never thought about things like marriage. I don't know much about these things."
Jiu Motoko looked at him and seemed to see a baby holding a pooping baby with careful hands, asking his wife if the baby had pooped and needed to be changed.
I very much hope that the other party will say, "Give it to me quickly," and then take the initiative to take the child and change it to the same man.
Fortunately, when I threw the dragon to Mr. Ning to raise, he was very domineering.
It was not the turn of a little fairy like her to do such a trivial matter.
Jiu Yuanzi took the paper and patted it in the palm of his hand, "Xiaoyang's mother is an expert in blind dates and has been married before. She must understand these things, so let her handle it."
"Do people who have been married always have weddings?" Xiao Wanfa asked puzzledly.
Just like many gourmets, they are very knowledgeable when tasting food. If you ask them to fry an egg, they will get confused and smash it.
Jiu Motoko has no such worries at all, "At least she has more experience than the two of us. Besides, her family will try their best to complete it for the sake of the lamb."
"Wanfa, you are so filial. You must understand the feelings of the elders towards the younger ones. They will try their best."
Xiao Wanfa paused and said with a smile: "Yes, it will definitely be no problem if I leave it to Gong Yangyan's mother."
Everyone in the village knew that Jiu Motoko had said that when she became uncle, she would set them free, and everyone's attitude towards her became very bad.
Those girls who were really fond of her now give her a big look and want to kill her right away.
Fortunately, Jiu Motoko didn't care about this kind of thing at all. What kind of ghost bride would she be after she left the dojo? If a ghost really followed her out of the dojo, she would immediately call the alien bureau.
They must like this kind of pure female ghost. If they catch her, she will be sentenced to life imprisonment.
Jiu Yuanzi and the other two walked to the entrance of the village, stood at the junction between the entrance and the outside, and saw Gong Yangyan's family.
She sent the paper out with her spiritual power and ordered: "Little sheep, let your mother see if these things are ready?"
"Let's see if there's anything else to add. I'm going to marry the lady from the big house in the village tomorrow, and I have to have a wedding."
Gong Yangyan's whole family looked at her dumbfounded, "Sister Jiu, are you getting married? So soon!"
Jiu Yuanzi held his hands and smiled slightly: "I can't help it, I'm so handsome. When the young lady from this family sees me, she can't help but want to marry me."
"I see that she is so sincere, and she is also kind and considerate and will not kill people randomly. Even if the wedding does not succeed, she will consider that I have worked hard for so long and devoted myself to her affairs. The adults will not remember the faults of the villains and let us leave. A peerless benevolent and beautiful woman.”
"So I was moved and decided to marry her. Don't delay, hurry up and see if you can buy all the things above."
"..." With so many prefixes, Xiao Wanfa was worried that Jiu Yuanzi was afraid of something happening here.
Gong Yangyan also understood the meaning from these words. This young lady must be very strong.
Just get married, can the wine lady still suffer?
She quickly handed the paper to her mother, "Mom, take a look, you are more experienced in this."
It is common knowledge that people who have been married or aunts are familiar with wedding matters, even Gong Yangyan thinks so.
Dayang took it and looked at it, then pointed out the shortcomings, "We don't have a photographer team, but we can use our mobile phones to shoot this. Xiaoyan's dad's mobile phone is broken, so you can use mine."
"As for makeup, since they are all young ladies, there must be maids and mothers-in-law. Just let them take charge."
"There are no three golds in it. If we are men, even if the other party doesn't want it, we should prepare it to prevent the other party from using this as a reason to accuse us when the couple quarrels in the future."
"My parents-in-law also want to pay a correction fee. They will pay it during the tea ceremony. They are not written here."
Dayang raised his head and glanced at Jiu Yuanzi, oh, the boss is like a fairy who descends to earth without parents.
"Then I don't want this, and I'll ask my husband for the money to change my confession instead."
She made several more suggestions, and sure enough, the married aunt had experience, and such custody would convince the young lady and the slaves.
Jiu Yuanzi took out two bundles of thick silver notes tied with plastic ropes, totaling 200,000 taels, and sent them out with his spiritual power, "You go and buy all the things you need. Spend these banknotes hard, but there is not enough money to pay back." have."
Gong Yangyan collected the banknote and was about to take her parents away when Dayang asked: "Boss, it's not written on the banquet. Do you need to think about it?"
"I'll set the banquet. It's been prepared." Jiu Yuanzi raised the banquet in her hand and asked, but she did not give the paper to Dayang.
What's the use of giving it? When she found a hundred tables of spiritual energy ingredients to cook in this dojo, she would have died eight hundred times.
a banquet
She hasn't used that card yet.
Ten dishes and one soup come with a fruit plate and unlimited drinks. As for the two desserts, she still has leftover Meng Po soup. For another dessert, just use food stamps to exchange for flat peaches.
Come on, how hard can it be to get yourself at a wedding banquet?
