Xiao Wanfa quickly caught up, carrying someone in his hand, Jiang Tinglin, the eldest son of the prefect.
He didn't know what use this man had, but he brought him over when he saw it.
"Motoko, see if this person is of any use to us. If not, kill him and throw him into the grass on the side of the road." He said with a smile.
"It's probably useless, I'm not asking the emperor to take it..." Jiu Yuanzi was about to say just kill him. What's the need for such a bad person to survive.
Suddenly, she thought, "Wait, it seems to be useful, give it to the emperor to collect the reward. Then, by the way, I can get on the line, freely enter and leave the harem, and solve the trials inside."
Xiao Wanfa just wanted to kill him, but after hearing what Jiu Yuanzi said, he gave up his mind.
But I don’t want to carry him, so why do I think I can’t walk by myself and rely on others to carry him?
He injected a bit of spiritual power into Jiang Tinglin's head and woke him up from the pain.
"Ah!" The man suddenly raised his head and woke up.
Jiang Tinglin looked around in horror and found that she was not in the room, not in the hands of those vicious students.
When he looked again, he saw that he was still a student, but it was the two people who took away Dean Jin.
It only took him half a second to realize his situation, and he opened his mouth and said: "Don't kill me, I can give you everything in my other courtyard. Even if I don't have it, I can get it for you if you ask for it. "
Jiu Yuanzi said regretfully: "You said this too late. The emperor should know that you cuckolded him. Unless the palace lets you control it, this matter will not reach the ears of the emperor."
"Concubine Rong is the emperor's favorite concubine. As long as she intercedes for me, the emperor will definitely not punish me." Jiang Tinglin said confidently.
Except for the old man who knew nothing, everyone present looked at him in surprise.
"Your emperor is so generous and loves to eat grass so much?" Jiu Yuanzi smacked his lips, "According to your words, does he still want to sit at the door with coffee and guard the door for you?"
Jiang Tinglin asked: "What is coffee?"
Jiu Motoko waved his hand and continued walking down the mountain, "A bitter soup that can refresh you."
"..." Jiang Tinglin probably felt that his words were hard to believe, so he had no choice but to go along and look for an opportunity to escape.
"Where are you taking me now?"
Jiu Yuanzi said casually: "You should be familiar with Langhua Street."
Jiang Tinglin frowned and said, "Shouldn't I be sent to the palace to receive the reward first? Why go to Langhua Street first? You must prioritize."
"I just went to Langhua Street first to make a clear distinction. You are not worth much. I just use you as an excuse to see what the emperor looks like. If I think you are a burden on the road, I will kill you and throw you into the grass on the roadside." Jiu Motoko said calmly.
"You said it yourself, the emperor loves Concubine Rong too much. Even if he knew that she had an affair with you, he would let you go as long as she begs for mercy. That means you are of little use, and the emperor will not give me much if you are sent to the palace. Reward."
She thought for a while, "Maybe he will only give me a green hat."
"Master Magistrate, you are a useless piece of trash. Other husbands don't take you seriously. You are such a pathetic person."
Jiu Yuanzi smiled and said: "Why do you love Concubine Rong too much? You obviously don't care about her at all, so it doesn't matter who she has an affair with."
"The emperor thinks you are a piece of shit. You think you stole someone else's beloved thing, but in fact you just picked up someone else's chewed gum. No, you picked up someone else's chewed sugar cane bagasse."
Jiang Tinglin actually wanted to know what chewing gum was, and why it was something he had never heard of before, and it seemed so delicious.
He said shamelessly: "Since I'm useless, just let me go."
"There's an old saying that a thief never escapes, you know what I mean." Jiu Yuanzi said as he walked.
Jiang Tinglin said: "There is a village not far from here. I thought it was a good location last year. I said this family was rebelling and killed them all."
"There are a lot of looted things in there. Go and see what you like. If you like it, take it all and let me live."
Gong Yangyan really couldn't stand listening anymore and took a sip, "It really makes me sick, you are so bad!"
Jiang Tinglin retorted unconvinced: "That family is not a good person either. The whole family occupies a place on the outskirts of the city and often takes in passing merchants to spend the night."
"Then they killed people and robbed them at night. Everyone was burned to ashes and used as fertilizer to plant trees. From old to young, there was no good person."
He plausibly said: "Although I think this position is good, I killed them to take over the business, but it can be regarded as justice for God."
Gongyang Yan was so angry, why are these people so bad.
She cursed angrily: "The merchant who stays overnight is always a good person, right?"
"Are you talking about those bandits who stole children from other families, sold them, and robbed the accounts?" Jiang Tinglin asked in return.
"..." Gongyang Yan looked at him in silence and said through gritted teeth, "Those who were robbed are always good people. There are also the stolen children and their families."
Jiang Tinglin showed a look of disdain, "Many villages outside the city are full of bandits. They usually farm the land and rob roads. The kidnapped children are also child soldiers. They pick heads like melons. And all the merchants who can come to sell goods are all I have my life on my hands.”
"It's just that they are stupid. They think the city is safe and there are many good people, so they feel comfortable moving in."
"As the eldest son of the prefect's family, I kept these bad guys out, protected the safety of the people in the city, and allowed everyone to watch the lanterns with peace of mind. Didn't I do a good thing?" he said plausibly.
Gong Yangyan was stunned and couldn't say anything to refute. She couldn't even find a good person.
"It's really interesting. Stop talking nonsense and take me to the village to see if there are any good things." Jiu Yuanzi put away his fan and patted it on his palm, "If you don't find it, I will take your life."
Jiang Tinglin assured: "There must be. I have only been working for one year and I have killed no less than fifty merchants."
"That family has been doing it for so many years, and the money they earned is still piled in the warehouse. I haven't taken it away yet, and my family can't put it down."
Jiu Yuanzi glanced at him. Jiang Tinglin did not reveal the slightest hint that he would be killed by jealous people if he told me that I had done so many bad things.
"Lead the way and let me open my eyes. What did you all grab?"
After walking down the long series of stone steps in the academy and standing on the flat road, the old gatekeeper suddenly said: "I have never killed anyone."
Jiu Motoko nodded, "Yeah, very good. So why are you talking about this now? I can't possibly let you go or give you a little red flag to praise you."
The old man flattened his mouth in embarrassment. Shouldn't he be excited when he sees a good person?
"Brother Fake, get a carriage." Jiu Yuanzi threw Brother Fake out, and it immediately turned into an open carriage that could accommodate everyone. It should have been enough space for two or three horses to stand, and there were a few standing white dog.
"Woof." Fake Brother called out, and it was already ready to pull the cart.
Jiang Tinglin suddenly shouted in horror: "You are a monster!"
"Otherwise, can I still be a righteous student?" Jiu Yuanzi said, and then got on the carriage.
Everyone also went up together. Jiang Tinglin was forcibly dragged up and squeezed into a corner.
Then he discovered that there was a fox with a knife on his back on the carriage, looking at him with disgusting eyes.
That familiar look, yes, it was the look of the second-generation playboy, incompetent and furious.
After everyone was seated, Brother Pseudo, with his small dog body, pulled an iron carriage with seven people and a fox on it, and ran down the mountain along the road.
I don't know what other people think, but Jiang Tinglin, a dude who has raised several vicious dogs that roam the streets, feels sad when he sees the little white dog swaying its long white hair and pulling a car.
It's over, a monster that can even torture such a small dog, a bad guy like himself will definitely not be able to escape.
What the male monster likes most is to eat evil people. He is definitely lusting after his own body.
Jiang Tinglin gritted his teeth and asked, "If I have to choose, I want to be steamed."
"Why?" Jiu Yuanzi understood what he meant and asked curiously.
"I heard that when monsters eat good people, they like to use steamed food. I want to enjoy it too." Jiang Tinglin said.
Jiu Motoko smiled, "That's a good idea. You only deserve the oil pan. You also need to marinate it with heavy ingredients and deep-fry it thoroughly to cover up your stench."
There was only Shu Motoko's laughter in the carriage, and it seemed that getting out of the frying pan was a very interesting thing.
The fake brother pulled the car down the mountain. On the way, Jiu Yuanzi decided to go to the nearest prefecture, Gongzi Zhuangzi, to see if there were any bad guys' stolen goods that could be picked up.
That way, there would be no need to carry Jiang Tinglin around, which would lighten the burden on the fake brother. After all, if he wanted to see the emperor, it would be enough to bring his head with him.
