The man in rubber coat was sitting on his knees on the carpet of Shu Motoko's living room, his hands placed obediently on his legs, and he was trembling.
Jiu Motoko was sitting on the sofa, holding a cup of warm spiritual milk and crossing her legs.
High heels set with large rubies from dove eggs swayed gently with her feet.
She is extremely tacky now, and she likes to decorate herself with gems when she has nothing to do.
It doesn't mean anything, it just looks rich.
"Tell me, you are dressed like this all day long and wandering around in front of my house in the middle of the night. What is your intention?" Jiu Yuanzi asked while drinking the spiritual milk.
The fake brother is standing behind her, gesturing at the shape. Now that he has become a tough guy, of course he has to show off his figure more often.
The man in gelcoat didn't speak. He sat there with no reaction other than trembling.
You said he was scared, yet he dared not say a word and kneeled down when he came in.
He said he wasn't afraid, but he was shaking involuntarily, and it was obvious from a glance that he was scared to death.
Jiu Motoko turned on the TV, and there happened to be a talent show on, with laughter and laughter accompanied by the girl's screams.
She knew without looking that none of the men inside could catch her eye. She really wanted to see the handsome guy take a look at Xiao Wanfa or Mr. Ning.
But the man in gelcoat shook even more violently.
"Take off your gel coat, it won't be easy for you to breathe like this. Besides, when people pass by my house, they think I'm doing something here," Jiu Motoko said.
At this time, the man in rubber coat spoke tremblingly, "Then you can close the curtains on the floor-to-ceiling windows so that no one can see."
"..." Jiu Yuanzi looked at him, "Are you teaching me how to do something?"
She has never closed the curtains. All the curtains are open 24 hours a day and have not been closed since she moved in.
Why zip it up?
If you don't zip up, you won't be able to see what's going on outside, and I haven't done anything shameful, so there's nothing to stop me from doing.
There is no such thing as a sense of security.
The man in rubber coat quickly shook his head vigorously, put his hands on his legs and clenched them into fists, feeling extremely nervous.
Jiu Motoko looked at his hands. This guy was afraid that people would see his face.
Could it be that she is too good-looking, and with this outfit, she looks cute in contrast?
She then said: "If you look ugly, I will make you into flower fertilizer."
"Eh?" The man in gelcoat suddenly raised his head, was this going to kill someone?
It’s too sudden!
The moment he raised his head, Jiu Motoko swiped his finger in the air, and the rubber coat on his face was torn in half, revealing a face that was probably about 20 years old, with a pointed chin, a feminine look, and a small face with delicate features. Come.
The man in gelcoat screamed and immediately covered his face.
It's not the look I like, it's the sweet and delicate makeup type.
Why does it look familiar?
At this time, someone on the TV said in unison: "It's fragrant, tender and nutritious. Our omelette is very salty. Please support us."
Jiu Motoko looked up at the TV and looked at the group of 12 people above, the man standing in the C position.
Poached eggs, what a feast.
Xianglan Xianzi is currently a fan of the idol. The entire group has no solo single, and even the C-level lyrics only have three sentences.
But it's much better than others, some of which only have one lyrics and can only be hummed repeatedly.
Ignoring the makeup on the faces of the C-status idols on TV, Jiu Motoko confirmed that the brave man who peeked at his own home all day long, wore a rubber coat and ignored the eyes of the neighborhood aunts, was the idol He Xixi.
She comforted him when she saw him covering his face tightly after it was revealed, showing pain and shame but no regret at all.
"There's no need to cover your face. You're not popular anyway, and you don't have any fans here. You can run around the neighborhood like this a few times without being recognized."
Jiu Motoko is quite good at comforting people.
Sure enough, He Xixi put his hand down, but his eyes looked very gray.
"You can leave, but remember to bring a signed photo with you tomorrow." Jiu Yuanzi said.
He Xixi's eyes lit up instantly, "Are you my fan?"
"How many kilograms have you drunk? As long as you have a peanut, you will not be so drunk." Jiu Yuanzi said kindly, "I never dream of doing this like you. Can I be your fan?"
She explained: "But I know a woman. She said she wants your autographed photo, so she can be considered a fan of yours."
He Xixi cheered up again, "I am a fan, I really am a fan!"
"They have always liked weak and poor men, and the way you look now is indeed in line with their preferences." Jiu Yuanzi looked at him and said.
These little fairies, as long as they think about things, have the same preferences, they like to raise poor, weak and incompetent men.
"Okay, you can leave. Remember to send signed photos tomorrow." Jiu Motoko dismissed.
But He Xixi sat still, biting her lips for a long time before asking in a low voice: "Don't you want to beat me with a bamboo stick?"
"..." Jiu Yuanzi paused, are you really here to smoke?
She said calmly: "I have never heard of such a request. I suspect you are taking advantage of me."
"I don't want to say, why did you lie down before I took action? Then you said on the ground that you have hundreds of diseases, and you will sue me if I don't pay you tens of millions."
Jiu Yuanzi raised his chin and stared at him and said, "Mortal, don't try to deceive me with your little tricks."
This is a mortal, what should I do if he slaps him and rolls around on the ground to cause trouble for me?
The alien bureau is not a vegetarian, they love staring at monsters the most, not to mention they live in a big villa with a big fat sheep.
However, there are no cameras here. She had already removed the ones hanging at the door. If they were made directly into flower fertilizer, no one would notice.
Evil-minded mortals don’t need protection.
He Xixi immediately said: "No, I am not an ordinary person."
"I've seen it a long time ago. How can an ordinary person dress like this and stand in front of someone else's house begging to be beaten? You are a pervert." Jiu Yuanzi said.
Does this need an explanation?
You must be blind if you can't see it.
He Xixi hurriedly explained: "No, that's not what I meant. I have the ancestral demon cow bloodline gene, but I haven't awakened it yet. Although the ID card I used is not a demon residence certificate, it is indeed stated in the information. Pure human being.”
"Demon cow bloodline?" Jiu Yuanzi was a little surprised. She really didn't see it.
As long as monsters transform into human beings, they are no longer reproductively isolated from mortals.
By the way, why do you know this kind of thing? Did you see something weird?
Jiu Yuanzi recalled the cows she had heard of, Taishang Laojun's green cow?
It shouldn't be possible. The control is too strict. If you escape, you will really become a cow.
Could it be that he is the Bull Demon King?
That guy not only has a wife, but also becomes a vixen's son-in-law. Judging from the quality of the cattle, it is indeed very possible.
"Your ancestor was the Bull Demon King?" she asked curiously, "shouldn't that be surnamed Niu, not He?"
After all, the red boy's name is Niu Shengying. As long as he is the descendant of the Niu Demon King, it is not cost-effective to not have the surname Niu. He cannot inherit his legacy openly.
He Xixi said: "It's not the uncle Niu Demon King, but his brother Ruyi Zhenxian."
Jiu Motoko was stunned, who is this guy?
Does the Bull Demon King have a younger brother?
"Then the surname should be Niu!" Jiu Yuanzi said unconvinced.
He Xixi scratched her face in embarrassment, "This is my stage name."
Jiu Yuanzi felt that he was playing tricks on her, "You can get out."
"No, please listen to me." He Xixi straightened up and said, the torn rubber coat split open, revealing his fair upper body without any decent muscles.
Jiu Yuanzi clicked his tongue and said, "Your ancestors, the Lao Niu family, would beat you to death when they saw your figure. The dairy lady who sells spiritual milk is not as thin as you."
He Xixi originally wanted to cover it up subconsciously, but after being ridiculed like this, he suddenly lost the burden of being an idol.
He said frustratedly: "My family's family rules require that everyone must awaken the magic cow gene before the age of 25, otherwise they will be kicked out of the family, no more money will be given, and they will not be allowed to have the surname Niu."
"Although I look young, I am already 24 years old, and I am already on track to be eliminated in the idol world."
"There is less than a year left. If I don't wake up, I will be kicked out of my home."
He Xixi said painfully: "In that case, my monthly living expenses of 150,000 yuan will be gone. Every three days, I will have to do a full-body skin care, a nutritious meal every month, manicure and hair. I also need to wear it without being embarrassed." All the cheap clothes are gone.”
"As an idol, my monthly salary is only 6,000 yuan. If I don't become popular, I will have no money. If I am kicked out by my family, how can I afford these expenses?"
"And our company is run by my family, so they will definitely not ask me to sing again."
Jiu Yuanzi blinked, "If you sell the villa, you will have money."
He Xixi cried aggrievedly, "My mother rented it to me so that I could enjoy it in the last year. After that, I would no longer be her son."
"Your family really has the devilish spirit." Jiu Yuanzi praised.
"It's just, does this have anything to do with you kneeling here begging me to whip you?"
He Xixi said pitifully: "The magic cow gene will only awaken after extreme physical and mental endurance."
"My brothers started fighting when they were very young. The strongest one can enjoy several people surrounding him in the clan school."
"We usually have a humiliation package, throwing things at him, tearing his books, and spitting in his food. This can help him awaken his genes early."
When he said this, he raised his head and his eyes were full of envy, "I was too weak back then. I didn't have such treatment, so I could only follow everyone and beat people."
"The most responsible thing is to spit into the water glasses of these outstanding people. I envy them so much that they can be helped to awaken by so many people."
Jiu Motoko clapped her hands and said, "Hey, wake up. What you call campus violence, don't beautify your behavior!"
He Xixi said aggrievedly: "So our family has a separate school and does not recruit anyone else. It is registered with the Alien Bureau, and it is written in the Weird Family Customs Regulations. It is legal to do this kind of thing in my family .”
"And only the best children can enjoy this kind of treatment, so my brother woke up when he was 9 years old, but I had to be kicked out of the house when I was 24."
Jiu Yuanzi sneered and said, "That should be retribution."
He Xixi said helplessly: "My brother is now the protagonist of Explosive Superman. Everyone saw that the fight was exciting in the movie, that's because it was a real fight."
"Even after awakening, in order to become stronger, he will continue to undergo endurance training as an adult. Therefore, the first 27 minutes of each episode of Explosive Man are spent being beaten by the enemy."
He revealed a big secret in the industry, "This is also a kind of special training. You are beaten like a dog and photographed to show countless weak people. It is double physical and mental humiliation."
"Only by being patient and enduring all this can more demonic cow genes be unleashed."
Jiu Motoko was speechless, "Just be human beings, that's a TV show for children."
"So, you are wearing gelcoat and wandering around the community because you want to be pointed out by others so that you can receive special patience training?"
She suddenly stood up, grabbed He Xixi with her spiritual power and threw him out of the door. She tore his rubber coat and shut the door in white.
He Xixi stood in the yard dumbfounded, the wind piercing his bare buttocks making him shiver.
He turned around suddenly and slammed the door, "No! Sister! Let me in quickly."
"It's just because I can't bear this hardship and want to save face that I haven't awakened yet at the age of 24! Please let me in, I don't want to awaken. This is really embarrassing!"
Jiu Yuanzi said through the door: "Xiao Tao, throw him outside the yard."
The peach tree stretched out its branches, grabbed He Xixi's arm, and threw him directly outside the courtyard wall.
Then I heard him running home crying.
"It's so cheap to wake up even if you can't bear the hardships." Jiu Yuanzi snorted.
This guy is so opportunistic. He even covered his face and approached a pretty girl to beg for a slap. He even wanted to pick conditions when he wanted to wake up. He deserved to be kicked out of the Niu family.
There are still 245 days left before Niu Xixi is kicked out of the house.
