Jiu Motoko's cell phone rang.
She was bored and wanted to find a restaurant to kill some time. She picked up her phone and saw that the gossip picture was spinning.
It turned out to be a call from heaven.
"These guys finally pulled me out of the blacklist?" Just as Jiu Yuanzi was about to pick him up, he suddenly jumped up and ran to stand in front of the peach tree under the yard.
After looking at where she was standing, she could clearly take a picture of the peach tree, and then she clicked on Bagua.
A little fairy with a drooped eyebrow and a sad face popped up on the screen.
"Shu Motoko, are you okay? Did you suffer a lot in the mortal world? We little sisters are so worried...ah! Is that a peach tree behind you!"
Before she could finish her words, she immediately screamed.
Jiu Yuanzi flipped his hair and said calmly: "Yes, it is the flat peach. It is said that it was transformed from a part of the body of Pangu when the world first opened, and it took a hundred thousand years to bloom and bear fruit."
The little fairy opposite shouted in surprise: "Which part of the body of the Great God Pangu is!"
At this time, another little fairy squeezed over, "What is it? A flat peach tree!"
"Which part is of course very important, it's like a fruit." Jiu Yuanzi was just talking nonsense. She didn't know which part could be like a fruit, so she said casually.
The little fairies were all shocked.
There was a trace of suspicion in everyone's eyes, and suddenly, a little fairy said: "I heard a legend, I don't know where it comes from, saying that if you cut a peach, there will be a child inside."
"The peach that can give birth to a baby, the body of the great god Pangu..."
"Wow!" All the little fairies on the other end of the phone exclaimed in shock as they were suddenly enlightened.
At this time, Taibai Jinxing squeezed over, grabbed the phone and blocked the fairies with his sleeves, "Calm down, go away and let me talk to her."
The little fairies pouted and stepped aside aggrievedly, staring at the old man unconvinced.
When you become an immortal, you don't care about your appearance. Your beard is so long and you look so old.
Taibai Jinxing felt the gazes of the little fairies behind him and became very angry. This was why he didn't like to have contact with the lower-level fairies and fairies.
Fairy boys just want to fly into the sky and come here to flatter and flatter, which is extremely annoying.
But the fairies are different. They secretly watched the bad TV series that the Kitchen God smuggled up from the mortal world, and were deeply affected.
After getting tired of watching, they also took selfies and acted out various life-and-death sadomasochisms, such as the immortal mother-in-law and the fairy daughter-in-law, the domineering president 72 degrees black, the fairy's little wife, etc. These short videos were circulated to each other, which the gods could not understand but were shocked by.
Therefore, they only look favorably on gods with handsome appearance and high status.
Old men like him, or immortals who are lame, have long heads, are fat, and have alien shapes like twenty-eight constellations and are not so aesthetically pleasing, are not willing to pay attention to him.
Fairy boys only strive for power, while fairies mainly focus on their appearance. If their appearance is not good, power and magic are useless. It is just such a reality.
Taibai Jinxing took out a magic shield to block the sound, turned his back to the fairies, and looked at Jiu Yuanzi on the phone.
Then he was shocked, "What is behind you, Pantao!"
"Since when have flat peaches appeared in the mortal world? Could it be that they can live forever!"
Jiu Motoko looked at the old man on the screen, and then hung up the phone.
It turned out to be Taibai Jinxing, why was he looking for me?
Forget it, just pretend the signal is bad.
After all, they are separated by two worlds, so it is only natural that the signal is cut off.
"Ah?" Taibai Jinxing was stunned, why was it black?
He looked back at the owner of the phone, Fairy Pandan.
After removing the magic shield, Taibai Jinxing asked: "Why is it black?"
Fairy Xianglan glanced over and said, "Fairy Jiuyuan hung up the phone."
After a pause, she added, "Maybe the two worlds are too far apart, and it doesn't necessarily matter if the signal is cut off."
Taibai Jinxing thought for a while and concluded that Jiu Yuanzi would not dare to hang up his phone, so he called again.
Jiu Motoko watched the phone ring again. She didn't answer it, but watched it ring while eating popcorn.
As long as there is no answer three times, the old man should understand that he doesn't want to answer his call at all, so he won't call again.
Unexpectedly, Taibai Jinxing refused to give up after calling it ten times. He was still cursing in his mind that the barrier between the two worlds was too deep, making the signal so poor.
But don't say ten times, even if he calls hundreds or thousands of times, he still has to get through the phone.
Fairy Xianglan hesitated to speak, that was her own mobile phone, and it seemed that Jiu Yuanzi didn't want to answer the phone. Why didn't Taibai Jinxing have such sharp eyesight?
Ugly people often do mischief.
The other little fairies felt that even if the call was connected, Jiu Motoko's attitude might not be good, which might affect innocent little fairies like them later.
So, the fairies said to Fairy Xianglan: "Xianglan, we have something else to do, let's go first."
"Hey! What should I do if you leave?" Fairy Xianglan was anxious, but no one stopped her and watched them fly away one by one.
She was furious, these nasty guys.
The next time they get a male supporting actor they like, they will play him as a down-and-out scumbag!
Jiu Motoko drank a glass of spiritual milk, asked the fake brother to fry some chicken popcorn in the air fryer, and then glanced at the cell phone that had rang more than thirty times.
It seems that Taibai Jinxing is really looking for something.
She finally clicked on her phone, showing a look of relief and a hint of panic as she said, "My dear Immortal, my phone suddenly went dark before. I don't know what happened. I couldn't get through after calling back."
"Great. It's finally connected now. I wonder if it will be disconnected later."
Jiu Motoko has already thought about it. If it is not what he wants to hear, he will stay still in front of the camera, then hang up the phone in the air, pretending to be disconnected.
Taibai Jinxian finally breathed a sigh of relief. He immediately said in short words: "There is something you need to do now. As long as you succeed, you can return to heaven."
"...Huh?" Jiu Yuanzi frowned and couldn't help but feel disgusted.
The dissatisfied voice was transmitted through the mobile phone, making Taibai Jinxing stunned.
He is not a fool, so he couldn't tell. This is the truest inner reaction. Jiu Yuanzi is unwilling to return to heaven.
There is such a thing!
By the way, where she was just now, there was a peach tree behind her.
Taibai Jinxing concealed her nervousness and asked calmly: "Why don't you want to come back? Is the peach tree just now real?"
Jiu Yuanzi immediately thought that showing off in front of fairies would not be as good as showing off in front of gods!
She raised her eyebrows and showed a hint of pride, but said in a calm tone: "Yes, it's just a flat peach, not worth mentioning."
"I live a good life in the mortal world. Everyone here can practice cultivation. Everyone is immortal. They are kind to me. They give me spiritual stones and elixirs freely. I don't want to go back at all."
"Even the female great sage who cultivates as a golden immortal just opens a small shop and treats me with courtesy. She is not a big shot."
"Also, there are no dragons in heaven, but here mortals can raise dragons in the pond."
She smiled and said, "I'm fine here, and I don't want to go back to heaven."
Taibai Jinxing did not expect that the mortal world would quietly develop such a large force while they were not paying attention.
It seems that if we don't send people into the dojo quickly to kill these mortal monks and monsters, the situation will only get worse.
But it’s so strange. The barrier is obviously weakening, so why is there such a big development in the mortal world.
Could it be that this was intentional.
We use the weakening of the barrier to make us give up taking the initiative to attack, and instead think that the barrier will be broken soon, so we wait silently.
This is a disguise to paralyze us, and they take advantage of this time to practice quietly.
How despicable these mortal monks and monsters are!
Taibai Jinxing felt that the situation was serious, and he said seriously: "We have something to ask you. If we want something, please give us a price."
Jiu Motoko was stunned, "Anything is fine?"
"You can't be the Jade Emperor." Taibai Jinxing said immediately, "Neither are the other gods. There's no place for you. You can order something else. You don't want to come back anyway."
Jiu Yuanzi was silent for a moment and then said with a smile: "Taibai Immortal Lord, just now you didn't want to call me a white wolf with nothing, did you ask me to work in vain?"
Taibai Jinxing said without blushing, "Of course it's impossible."
"Then you swear to heaven." Jiu Yuanzi suddenly said seriously.
