Jiu Yuanzi moved his peach body, and it was firmly attached to the branch.
She murmured: "You said that if we don't have the jade sickle and forcefully escape from the peach tree, will the peach butt bleed to death?"
"..." Xiao Wanfa stopped shaking his body and immediately opened the mysterious book and started flipping through it himself.
Instead, he took action on this matter himself instead of letting Xuan Shu do it on his own.
I don't know whether he was calculating whether there would be bleeding or looking for a spell to stop the bleeding.
After rummaging for a while, he seemed to have found what he was looking for and breathed a sigh of relief.
Xiao Wanfa held up the book and said, "Friend Jiu Taoist, I found it. I have a spell with a healing effect that can help both of us heal our injuries."
As he spoke, he looked up and saw Motoko Shuu jumping up and down on the branches.
She had broken away from the peach branch and was trying to walk on her butt. When she found it inconvenient, she changed to jumping.
"Are you okay?" Xiao Wanfa asked.
Jiu Motoko shook her peach body and said: "My body is a bit special. I am not an animal, so it is impossible to be injured."
"I jumped hard and I came down without any injuries."
She said unsteadily, crossing her peach body like a teapot with two ears.
Well, it seems okay.
Xiao Wanfa's spiritual power surged, and he broke away from the peach branch with all his strength.
I don't know if he was already a big ripe peach. Except for his butt getting cold, he didn't suffer any injuries, and he was freed from the peach branch.
There is a sense of emptiness and uneasiness in my heart, which is because I have lost the life support of the peach tree.
"Are you okay? Let me see if there is any blood or juice flowing out." Jiu Yuanzi jumped over and turned to look at Xiao Wanfa's underside.
Xiao Wanfa turned around quickly and avoided her sight, "You don't have to do such a thing, I'm fine."
Jiu Yuanzi put her hands on her hips and said, "Why are you like this? There are no male and female peaches. We both look the same now. I decided to take a look because I care about you."
"Forget it if you don't show me, you can't still put some pants on Tao Zi."
I don’t know how confident she is.
Xiao Wanfa said speechlessly: "The peach is just an appearance, I have clothes on me!"
"Oh." Jiu Yuanzi responded boringly, then turned his head directly to the tree, "Let's go, it's okay to jump down."
"My cultivation is still there, but I'm not really a peach." Xiao Wanfa couldn't bear her full-time care and felt like he couldn't do anything.
He jumped out of the peach tree and stood lightly and steadily on the lawn under the tree.
Motoko Shuu couldn't tell whether the action was cool or not. Anyway, it was just a peach that fell down and didn't roll.
She picked off a larger peach leaf, pulled the two sides as if using a parachute, and floated down lightly.
He was obviously using spiritual power, but he still pretended that the peach leaves were useful.
Xiao Wanfa felt that she must have watched some cartoon for young children, and she had wanted to try this for a long time.
Fortunately, she is a monster. If an ordinary person were to imitate cartoons and do such things in the mortal world, it would definitely be on the list of the most tragic and weird news last year.
Jiu Motoko landed on the lawn, threw away the peach leaves, and then threw the fake brother out, "Fake brother, turn into a convertible sports car."
Taozi's body is too round, and she is afraid that she won't be able to get in the door of an ordinary car.
When the fake brother jumped out, he was only as high as his finger, and instantly transformed into a pink convertible sports car on the lawn, the size of an electric toy car.
This is very considerate of it. Jiu Motoko's consciousness is on it, so she only needs one thought to choose the style.
Jiu Yuanzi jumped into the cab first, put Taoye on the door, tilted his body and said: "Mr. Xiao, get in the car."
Xiao Wanfa stood by the car and did not get up. Instead, he said: "This is a modern sports car, and the background here is ancient times. As long as we drive the sports car down the mountain, we will be discovered immediately."
"You're right, Brother Fake." Upon hearing this, Jiu Yuanzi realized that the means of transportation must be more ancient.
The fake brother transformed again, into a palm-high explosive superman, pulling a rickshaw with a peach sitting on it.
Xiao Wanfa took a deep breath, "It's still too modern."
Jiu Motoko thought about it for a while, and the rickshaw turned into a unicycle. The fake brother stood at the back, with a belt hanging around his neck to prevent the unicycle from tipping over.
"Mr. Xiao, come on up. The two of us sit on one side and the car will be balanced."
"I'm not talking about the car." Xiao Wanfa pointed at the fake brother and said, "The appearance of it is too suspicious, and if someone sees someone with only palm height pushing the car, wouldn't it be more scary?"
Jiu Yuanzi asked in confusion: "Does it need to be so logical and rigorous? No matter what happens in the dojo, it should be fine."
"No, absolutely not." Xiao Wanfa couldn't accept this kind of illogical thing, and he didn't want to be chased and watched.
Jiu Yuanzi thought that CEOs like Mr. Ning would be a bit difficult to manage because he was good-looking and would be pestered by the boss of the dojo, causing trouble for everyone.
Unexpectedly, the aristocratic family also has a lot of problems. Why can't the unicycle and sports car work? What kind of logic is there? Just say that the Peach Fairy Queen showed up, and mortals should not be frightened to the point of kneeling down and praying for immortality.
Who dares to ask why you, a peach, are sitting on such a strange thing?
What is the logic? As long as you are thick-skinned, the logic in the dojo will come from nowhere.
She thought for three seconds and finally solved the problem of transportation perfectly. She could just replace the dead one with the living one.
On the road from Shouxian Mountain to the bottom of the mountain, a big white dog galloped.
On the dog's body was a basket woven from the soft branches of a peach tree. The basket was like a horse's back. There were baskets hanging on the left and right sides, with a big peach in each.
Facing the wind, Jiu Yuanzi blocked the white hair of the fake brother that was blown by the wind on his face, and said to Xiao Wanfa, who was looking at each other from a distance: "Mr. Xiao, fake brother runs very fast, today we should Can reach Shouxian City."
Xiao Wanfa usually doesn't talk much, but after entering the dojo, it was the day when he could talk the least.
I feel tired and don’t want to talk.
The fake brother ran very fast, and with the blessing of spiritual power, he quickly reached the foot of the mountain and ran forward along the road. He could even see the fertilizer convoy that came down the mountain earlier than them.
"Brother Fake, surpass them." Jiu Yuanzi is not afraid of being recognized. She still doesn't believe it. These people who bury fertilizers can recognize where their peaches come from at a glance.
The fake brother ran like a mad dog and easily passed the fertilizer convoy. He ran away without even letting them see his tail clearly.
Jiu Yuanzi chuckled, "No one can block the way in front of me. I drive the fastest."
Soon, they approached the village closest to Shouxian Mountain.
And Xiao Wanfa suggested to go in and take a look to get some information about the dojo world so that he could deal with what happened after entering Shouxian City.
Jiu Yuanzi agreed and let the fake brother enter the village.
Afraid that the fake brother would be picked up by dog lovers because he was too beautiful, she spread her spiritual power and changed the appearance of the fake brother.
All of a sudden, he went from a cute long-haired white dog that everyone loved, to a dirty stray dog with bald spots and hair loss.
She also changed her appearance by the way. There are aunties and uncles who take advantage of her everywhere. What should she do if she sees a stray dog carrying a delicious peach on its back and takes the peach in hand?
A juicy pink peach turned into a shriveled, dehydrated, brownish-yellow color that looked like it had been bitten and thrown away in disgust.
Jiu Yuanzi looked at Xiao Wanfa and planned to help him change.
Then when I saw it, I was stunned. What was that next to me?
A peach that was barely recognisable, rotten to the point of mold.
She was shocked. Sure enough, the family was full of ruthless lunatics, and Xiao Wanfa became so scary!
But why, it feels like a broken jar.
The two of them were fully prepared and felt that even beggars would not be interested in eating them, so they allowed the fake brother to enter the village.
Then I saw a group of Taoist priests wearing clothes with the word "longevity" written on them, breaking down doors and breaking into homes everywhere, and the sound of crying continued in the village.
"Sir, please, my child can't be a fairy boy. He is still young, less than one year old." A woman begged while holding the Taoist's thigh and being dragged on the ground.
In the Taoist's hand, there was a child less than one year old, who was crying loudly.
"Your child will enter the Longevity Palace and become a fairy boy, and your whole family will be prosperous. Let go and live a good life." The Taoist said in a polite tone.
The woman refused to let go and cried: "My son is too young and ignorant. He only bumped into the fairy master. Sir, please give him back to me. When he grows up and becomes sensible, let him be a fairy boy." .”
The Taoist got angry, kicked her away, and cursed angrily: "Your son can enter the Shou Immortal Palace and become a fairy boy without suffering, so don't get entangled in it anymore."
"Shou Xian Palace will not take away your child for nothing. I just want to get some more money. Get lost." He threw two copper coins, hit the woman who fell to the ground, and left with the child.
In other houses in the village, Taoists were also robbing children.
Everyone from birth to eleven or twelve years old, as long as they were not married, were brought out. The younger ones were thrown directly into the carriage, and the older ones were tied up before being thrown into the carriage.
"Mom and Dad!"
"I don't want to be a fairy boy, I want to go home!"
"My child!"
This tragic scene unfolded in the village.
Jiu Yuanzi watched these Taoists robbing children and suddenly said: "I don't know how long they have been robbing children. It didn't start when we entered the dojo, right?"
"Diyi Auction House publicly stated a few years ago that everything in the world in the dojo is illusory and does not really exist, so what we see is only something generated for the purpose of trial." Xiao Wanfa said.
Although he doesn't enter the dojo, he naturally doesn't understand things that everyone in the cultivation circle knows.
Jiu Motoko was relieved, "It's fake."
"Yes, it's fake. Let's exit the village first. It seems that there is no way to find out the news here." Xiao Wanfa said.
However, Shu Motoko suddenly returned to the appearance of a delicious big peach, and it also emitted pink light. The peach was blessed with long streamers, floating in the air.
Xiao Wanfa was shocked.
Then he saw Jiu Yuanzi emitting spiritual power and blessing himself with peach blossoms. He shouted loudly: "Who are you? How dare you do such evil things in front of this benevolent and benevolent Goddess of Mercy, the Holy Mother of Peach Blossoms. "
The Taoist people and the people all stopped for a moment, staring at the peach flying in mid-air with their mouths open.
"I am the Divine Mother of the Immortal Peach of the Shouxian Mountain. Do you want to die by making noise at the foot of my mountain and preventing me from understanding the world?" Jiu Yuanzi said in an indifferent tone.
Immediately, a rich, sweet peach fragrance filled the entire village.
Our Lady of Xiantao in Shouxian Mountain appears!
