Jiu Yuanzi called the Yiren Bureau three times today, once to surrender and twice to report the crime.
She felt that the mortal world was so busy. She could just play around in heaven and a day would pass.
It’s not like I just came to the mortal world in the morning and stayed here until evening. In less than 24 hours, I feel like I’ve done dozens of things.
I’m so tired, mainly because my heart is tired.
"Snapped!"
"Who asked you to come?"
"Snapped!"
"You have a tough mouth."
"Snapped!"
Jiu Yuanzi turned to look at the sofa. The three men in black were tied with belts and squatting in front of the coffee table. Ning Zhi was sitting on the sofa, asking for a slap in the face.
The three of them remained silent, their faces flushed, and they did not betray their own masterminds.
Ning Zhi raised his feet and stepped on the shoulders of the man in the middle with his polished leather shoes. He leaned against the sofa and stared at them coldly, looking extremely bad.
He was very angry at being disturbed. A monster chef just left in front of him, and three monks came in behind.
According to Jiu Yuanzi, the cultivation level of these three people is very low, and they don't even have level 10 strength like Gui.
Of course, he also ignored that he had not reached entry level 10. If these people hadn't bothered him, maybe he would have entered?
"Mr. Ning, there's no need to be angry over such a trivial matter. Let's have a drink to calm down." Jiu Yuanzi came over and handed him a red wine glass.
This was like a scene from a low-budget drama. Ning Zhi didn't react at all. He caught the wine glass and took a sip, and was stunned.
There is ice milk in the glass.
Jiu Yuanzi sat down next to him, looked at the three people and said with a smile: "If you want to interrogate yourself before the alien bureau comes, you don't have to be so violent. There are many ways."
Ning Zhi drank the milk and asked, "Do you have a way to get things out of their mouths without killing people?"
"Of course." Jiu Yuanzi snapped his fingers.
The three men in black suddenly smelled a stench, and it was getting stronger and stronger. It was a smell that they had never smelled anywhere in their lives, and it could not be described in words at all.
They held their breath, suspecting that the fart was caused by a monster, and wanted to wait for the stink to dissipate.
Ning Zhi noticed something strange about the three of them. He didn't know why they refused to breathe. He didn't feel anything at all.
"What did you do?" He wanted to know more about monsters, the more the better. Before, he only looked at strangers and monks and didn't pay much attention to monsters.
Who would have thought that a person would turn into a monster after going out for a nice trip.
Jiu Motoko said lightly: "It's nothing, it just makes the surroundings around them stink a little bit."
Yes, just a few hundred million points.
If such a low-level monk could not breathe for several hours, he would not be easily caught by Jiu Yuanzi.
After a few minutes, they couldn't hold it in anymore, took a deep breath, and almost fainted in an instant.
The smell was worse than before they held their breath.
Not only is it smelly, it's also disgusting. It's also mixed with some fragrance for no reason, making it even more disgusting than pure odor.
It's like pressing their heads into the toilet corpse and spraying several kilograms of perfume.
The three of them were going crazy. No matter they shook their heads or struggled, the stench lingered on and became more and more excessive.
This left them breathless, dizzy, and letting out desperate roars hoping someone outside could hear them.
No matter you call the Alien Bureau or the Security Bureau, help!
Seeing their miserable expressions, Ning Zhi's curiosity aroused and he couldn't help but said, "Is it really that smelly? Let me smell it too."
Jiu Yuanzi looked at him with wide eyes and gave him a thumbs up, "Mr. Ning, you are such a man."
In an instant, a shocking stench entered Ning Zhi's nose, and he had no defense at all.
"Wow!" By the time Ning Zhi reacted, he was already leaning against the corner, and the stench just now flashed through him like a nightmare.
What happened just now? He couldn't remember how he jumped here. Was it so smelly that he lost consciousness?
Jiu Motoko smiled, it was so funny.
She snapped her fingers again, and the stench around the three of them disappeared. The air that was usually not special was now filled with a heart-breaking clarity.
They breathed in vigorously, as if they wanted to suck out all the air in their lives.
Seeing that they had taken several breaths of fresh air, Jiu Yuanzi raised his hand and said, "Okay, let's continue after you have calmed down."
"Wait, let's talk." The three people confessed immediately, otherwise they would die in the stench before the alien bureau came.
"Mr. Linghu called us here. He didn't mean any harm. He just wanted to see if Mr. Ning learned any spells or became a stranger after coming out of the dojo."
Jiu Yuanzi tilted his head and said curiously: "Mr. Linghu, is the fox in the name a vixen? Give me a conventional answer. Shake your head to indicate that it is a bedbug demon."
The three of them stared at her, thinking of the stench. Which of the two choices, being cheated or being honest, would anger her?
"Sister, you are such a vixen. We did not give you this name."
"We are just here to inquire about the news. We didn't dare to break in even though we were standing outside. Even though the yard belongs to your house, we are not used to walking on familiar roads. It's our fault. Please be kind and hand us over to the Alien Bureau. We will never dare to come here again.”
Jiu Yuanzi looked at Ning Zhi. He had never known about the monster monks coming and going in this man's house before. He might even have seen through his underwear.
Ning Zhi also thought about this problem. He dared to break into his house even if he was a monster. No one took him seriously, let alone the alien bureau.
Originally, he had taken the "Alien Survival Manual" to heart and wanted to think carefully about how to perfectly avoid the terms in it and become a monster who could find loopholes without being caught.
Now it seems that there is no need to worry so much, as long as there is no monitoring and no one discovers it.
His face was getting uglier and uglier, and the air pressure around him was not right.
Jiu Yuanzi smiled and said: "Who is Mr. Linghu, what does he do, and why are you sent to pay attention to Mr. Ning."
"Do you know that he is my client now, and you are trying to destroy my business, and you will do as much harm as possible."
The three of them looked at Ning Zhi again and said dejectedly, "Mr. Linghu is Mr. Ning's cousin."
"I don't have a vixen cousin, so don't blindly seek out relatives." Ning Zhi came back and had returned to normal, staring at them expressionlessly.
"How long have you been staring at me?"
It seems that the atmosphere of the conversation between the two parties is good. We are all relatives, so it seems that the matter is not serious. Anyway, I have to tell the truth in the alien bureau, so it doesn't matter now.
The three of them explained: "For seven or eight years, sometimes I come to see you at home, and more often I follow you out."
"Mr. Linghu has told me that every move you make, what you do every day, and who you come into contact with must be reported to him."
"We don't know what he's going to do. He just collects money to follow you and doesn't do anything extra."
"Seven or eight years ago..." Ning Zhi lowered his head and muttered, not knowing what he was thinking.
Jiu Motoko suddenly stood up and walked towards the TV to stay away from here.
At the same time, Ning Zhi suddenly raised his head, and a metal fireproof lighter appeared in his hand.
There was a font appearing in the void above, and before anyone could see it clearly, he lit it on fire and threw it towards the three of them.
"boom!"
When the lighter touched one of them, he instantly ignited a fire, and the other two people crowded together also caught fire at the same time.
The flames only lasted three seconds before they quickly extinguished, leaving only three piles of ashes on the scene.
Jiu Motoko looked back at him, took out her cell phone and made the fourth call of the day.
"Hey, alien bureau? Yes, it's me, the previous reporter, Tianjin Huafu No. 3. You guys came too slowly, and those three people ran away. Do you think you are still coming?"
Ning Zhi couldn't stop her from making phone calls. He just lit a lighter and consumed all his spiritual power.
The monster president, who had no spiritual support at all, slumped on the sofa again.
So pathetic, so weak.
