Chapter 1 The Melon-eating Fairy

Style: Heros Author: The fourth day of the first lunar monthWords: 2445Update Time: 24/01/12 01:07:09
Wearing a mask with a cloud pattern, Motoko Jiu stood on the side of the road with a trolley case through the thick PM2.5, watching the cars passing by spewing exhaust fumes. She had been standing there for almost an hour.

No car was willing to stop and give her a ride away from this place where there was no one except the road.

"Dip...dip..."

Jiu Motoko took out her mobile phone from her bag. There was a slowly rotating Bagua picture on the screen. She clicked on it silently.

Suddenly, a burst of laughter came from the phone.

"Hahahaha! Fairy Yuan, I heard that you have descended to earth! I am so envious of my sisters. Remember to bring special products when you come back!" A pretty girl was holding her belly and laughing so hard that her face was deformed on the screen.

At this time, several more heads squeezed out from behind her, all of them beautiful girls. They pushed forward one by one to talk to Shu Motoko.

"Fairy Yuan, we are really relieved to see that you were cast down into the human world and did not turn into a pig fetus."

"We also made a wish. Even if you are reincarnated, you cannot be reincarnated as a pig. It is best to be a husky or a teddy."

"I like silly Shiba Inu dogs."

"We are little fairies, how can you like the island country's dogs!"

"According to what you say, Fairy Yuan can only become a local dog, and huskies are not domestic products!"

One of them tried his best but couldn't squeeze in. He had to stand on tiptoes from behind, stretched out his hand and shouted: "Cat! Throw the cat!"

The corner of Jiu Yuanzi's mouth twitched, "Those things were done thousands of years ago, but now they talk about immortal power. Even if they are brought down to earth, they are sent down by immortal clouds. Thank you for your concern. If you laugh enough, I will Gonna die."

After she finished speaking, she wanted to hang up the phone. She really didn't want to see these little fairies gloating about their misfortune.

"Don't hang up! We can't go down to earth. You finally made a mistake and were beaten down. Why don't you just start a live broadcast and show us."

"I want to go to the university to see handsome scholars."

"What age has it been? There are no vixen scholars waiting for us anymore. This is a rare opportunity, so of course we have to ask our idol to sign autographs for us!"

"Yes, at worst, we will reward you and give you our leftover elixir!"

Jiu Motoko was a little strange. Where did this desire to kill come from?

She hung up the phone and turned it off directly, not wanting to answer any more calls from the gods. If there was a chance, there would be a chance to meet again one day.

But when she thought about her current situation, she breathed a sigh of relief. She no longer had to pretend to be with them in order to maintain her appearance as a fairy.

These little fairies are really boring...

Being beaten down to earth cannot be seen, so Jiu Motoko had no choice but to come down in this wilderness. There were only two roads for several kilometers around.

She thought for a moment, turned on her phone again, took a picture of the road and checked it.

On expressways, people other than motor vehicles and bicycles are not allowed on the road, and no parking is allowed unless there is an emergency.

"..." No wonder no one stopped the car. Jiu Motoko had no choice but to drag the box and move forward in the direction of the vehicle.

The air in the human world wasn't fresh enough, and the mask couldn't make her feel more comfortable. It was still a bit stuffy. She silently thought that maybe over time, she had gotten used to the smell.

So she took off her mask and breathed in the poisonous gas in the air to her heart's content, so that she could become a big poisonous demon as soon as possible.

It’s been a long time since I’ve had a way to travel. If I had known I’d come back in the evening, I could have used a flight.

Jiu Yuanzi thought that this year would be the year of great calamity for her, so she was sitting on the jade steps eating melon, when the fairy palace enshrining Nuwa's tripod behind her exploded, and Nuwa's tripod was blown into countless pieces and fell into the mortal world.

At that time, she saw a shadow flash past, but she didn't see who it was.

This was originally the responsibility of the fairy boy who guarded the temple, but he didn't want to have a backstage. Master and Grandmaster actually blamed her when he walked through the back door.

Because Jiu Yuanzi ate melons at the gate of the Immortal Palace, he stirred up the aura of heaven and earth and caused the Nuwa Cauldron to explode into pieces.

It was a grave sin for such an important artifact to be destroyed. Her immortal bones were removed and she was cast down as a demon in the human world. If all the fragments of the Nuwa Cauldron could be found, she could be punished and return her immortal bones to the immortal world.

Jiu Yuanzi felt that the immortal officials were dim-sighted and were about to die. He wanted to take back the artifact fragments, but he took away the immortal bones. He had never even attended elementary school in the mortal world, so how could he find the artifact fragments?

But think about what we have seen in the history of immortality. The person who broke the glass lamp was pierced by a hundred flying swords once in seven days. He also encountered a new era, and the humanized management of the human world was spread to the sky.

Otherwise, who knows how much punishment those bastards will give themselves.

However, even so, I really want everyone in heaven to enjoy the feeling of being stripped of their immortal bones, especially those who forcibly put the blame on themselves, and who blindly knew that they were innocent, but even ordered to be beaten. Get rid of the immortal bones, the aloof immortals.

She smiled, and it turned out that she had really descended to earth and become a demon. As soon as she thought about it, the evil thoughts in her heart kept coming, as if she was going to be possessed immediately.

Jiu Motoko hummed and continued walking on the highway while dragging the suitcase. The scorching sun was beating down on her, but she wasn't too hot. She was either a fairy or a demon, so the sunshine couldn't do anything to her.

However, she subconsciously looked around and covered her chest with her hand.

When Nuwa's cauldron exploded into pieces that day, a coin-sized fragment stuck into the watermelon and she ate it.

Jiu Yuanzi didn't tell anyone about this. Now that she has no immortal bones, she has to rely on the aura on this fragment to survive in this aura-less mortal world.

As for finding the fragments of the Nuwa Cauldron and returning to the immortal world, she had never considered it again from the moment her immortal bones were taken away.

Even if she finds all the fragments of the cauldron, they will only fall into her belly and turn into spiritual power to provide her with cultivation.

Jiu Yuanzi didn't care what Heaven would think, and she didn't care. Anyway, the spiritual energy in Heaven was too little for a little fairy like her to use, so why would she want to go back.

Jiu Motoko walked forward with light steps, deciding to find a place with fresh air to stay first, and then make long-term plans.

At this time, an off-road vehicle drove past her, but stopped in front of her on the emergency road regardless of traffic regulations and flashed double flashes.

"Huh?" Jiu Yuanzi looked up at the car curiously, and had an intuition that the car stopped because of him.

Sure enough, a young man with blond hair leaned out of the right window. He took off his sunglasses and shouted at her: "Beauty, why are you walking alone on the highway? Do you want a ride?"

"Okay." Jiu Yuanzi agreed, dragging the suitcase and walking a few steps. He came to the car and learned what he had read on his mobile phone. He smiled at him and said, "Thank you, handsome man. I am traveling on a budget. No one stopped on the road."

Golden Retriever asked with some surprise: "Beauty, you are really interesting. Others often go to the west when they are poor to cleanse their souls there. Why do you go to an international city like Haidu?"

Jiu Yuanzi smiled and said: "Even in big cities, everything is available. Being able to resist the temptation of the colorful world is spiritual practice."

"Come on, beauty, you have a high level of thought. Get in the car, we are going to Haidu City, and I will take you for a ride." Golden Retriever said cheerfully.

"Thank you very much." Jiu Motoko thanked him. Just as he was about to open the car door at the back, the car door opened and a strong man jumped out of the car. He took the suitcase and put it in the trunk, and then he smiled. Somewhat stiffly, he asked her to sit in the car.

Jiu Motoko glanced at him, got in the car and sat in the middle. The man also got in the car and closed the door, and the off-road vehicle continued to start and drive forward.

There were three people sitting in the back of the car, and there were two men near the door. There was a girl in the middle who looked like she was sleeping, and she was sitting next to the girl.

"..." Jiu Yuanzi tilted his head and looked at the girl with her eyes closed next to her. Seeing that her hands were tied behind her back with a nylon rope and her mouth was covered with tape, she couldn't help but raise her eyebrows. She seemed to have been fucked. A stolen car?