"Silly boy, if you take advantage and don't leave, isn't that a mental illness?"
On the cement road outside Jinyang City, Zhang Shisan was riding crookedly on a thin donkey. From time to time, he would untie the jade gourd from his waist and take a sip of old wine.
No matter how angry Liu Deng was, he had already run away. If he tried to catch up at this time, he would not be able to catch up. He was destined to be defeated this time.
Liu Deng had a bad habit. He had a good appetite when he was angry. Even though it was already midnight, Liu Deng, who was angry, could only turn his grief and anger into appetite.
"Go and give me laxatives on all the old wines in the palace wine cellar in a moment. I'll have diarrhea and die of diarrhea!"
While eating the meal carefully prepared by the cooks, Liu Deng cursed through gritted teeth.
"Your Majesty, wherever there is any old wine left, it's all gone long ago..."
Shunzi persuaded in a low voice.
"What the hell? Why didn't you stop it?"
When he heard the news, Liu Deng threw the chicken drumstick in his hand away.
"Your Majesty, you ordered this originally..."
Shunzi also looked aggrieved. Liu Deng had said that he was a good wine steward, so he kept Zhang Shisan.
"Get out, I don't want to see you tonight, if you let me see you again, I will lose ten years of my life!"
Liu Deng drove Shunzi out angrily, and then turned his grief and anger into appetite again.
A large bowl of noodles and a pot of stewed venison finally filled Liu Deng's empty heart.
After eating and drinking, it was almost dawn, and Liu Deng simply lay down on the bed in the study.
After sleeping until noon, Liu Deng got up.
"Your Majesty, can we continue our trip tomorrow?"
Seeing Liu Deng finally come out, Shunzi came up and asked in a low voice.
"Of course, let's continue. There is nothing much to stay in Jinyang City. We just happened to go out together this time, just to relax."
Liu Deng thought about it for a moment. Although Princess Yana's current situation is not very stable, with her own luxury carriage, being on the road is actually not much different from being in the palace.
Since marrying to Jinyang, Princess Yana has spent most of the rest of the time bored in this palace, except for the previous period when she followed people outside her city for a few days. The opportunity gave her a good look at the beautiful mountains and rivers of Dahan.
"Then our team this time..."
"Don't be afraid of spending money. There is not much distance along the way. Bring more people and carry more things with you. Just think that this time I am going out to enjoy the mountains and rivers."
After Liu Deng thought about it for a while, he spoke directly.
"But Your Majesty, aren't you afraid that the adults in the court will gossip?"
Shunzi looked at Liu Deng worriedly.
"Whoever wants to talk, let's talk. What can they do to me? I have already retired from the country. Are you still afraid of them gossiping?"
Liu Deng shrugged indifferently. At this time, he was truly fearless.
His military exploits are too great now. If he doesn't show a little extravagance and doesn't give the emperor a chance to show off, won't he be afraid that the emperor won't be able to sleep at night?
"promise!"
Although Shunzi couldn't figure out what Liu Deng was thinking, Liu Deng had already said so, so naturally he didn't dare to linger here any longer.
I have to say that Shunzi's abilities are quite good. At least when it comes to preparing for travel, he has basically taken all aspects into consideration.
However, the only heartless thing about this was that he actually notified Liu Ruyan as well.
It was not until the next morning when Liu Ruyan was sitting on the carriage with his luggage that Liu Deng realized that this kid had really dug a big hole for himself this time.
"Your Majesty, this is the first time I've seen you since you came back..."
Looking at Liu Ruyan's resentful eyes, Liu Deng felt his scalp numb for a while.
"Don't I have a lot to do? I've seen you all along the way! Sit here for a while while I go out and take a look."
As soon as he got out of the carriage, the expression on Liu Deng's face changed immediately. This guy Shunzi really caused him a big trouble this time.
"What's going on with you kid?"
Seeing Shunzi's fawning expression, Liu Deng felt so angry that his teeth itched with hatred.
"Your Majesty, what else are you dissatisfied with?"
Shunzi smiled flatteringly.
"you!"
Seeing that it was getting late, Liu Deng was too lazy to argue with him, so he stepped forward and kicked Shunzi hard on the butt.
"Your Majesty, my dear, is there anything wrong with the arrangement this time?"
Even now I still haven't figured out what I did wrong?
"There's nothing wrong with what you did. It's just that I saw that you felt uncomfortable. Who told you to put your left foot first when walking? As a punishment, you won't be allowed to eat at noon today!"
Liu Deng's teeth were itching with hatred, but now that Liu Ruyan was right next to him, he really couldn't say anything else.
"ah?"
Hearing what Liu Deng said, Shunzi looked like she was about to cry.
"Your Majesty, I just stepped with my right foot first..."
Seeing Liu Deng turn around and leave, Shun Zai hurriedly shouted after him.
"The king said it's his left foot, it's his left foot! If you keep talking nonsense, I won't go to dinner tonight."
Liu Deng got a little angry and climbed directly into the carriage.
"promise!"
The corners of Shunzi's mouth twitched. Who did she provoke?
"The king is so majestic..."
As soon as they got into the carriage, Liu Deng smelled a familiar smell of sour vinegar.
Seeing Liu Deng's deflated appearance, even Princess Yana sat aside and smiled with her lips pursed.
"You didn't see the way that boy walked just now. It was so ugly and an eyesore!"
As Liu Deng spoke, he picked up a memorial with some guilt.
"Your Majesty, your memorial is wrong..."
Looking at the serious look Liu Deng put on, Liu Ruyan said leisurely.
"I...I'm used to reading memorials like this..."
Although he said this, Liu Deng still hurriedly turned over the memorial.
"Grrrrrr!"
Princess Yana couldn't help it anymore and giggled.
Liu Deng lowered his head and covered his face with the memorial.
It was really embarrassing today, being frightened into such a state by two little girls.
"In the final analysis, this matter is my fault. I am too carefree. But the matter has come to this. I promise that from now on, it will be you three. It is rare to go out to enjoy the mountains and rivers. You You two, please stop making things difficult for me..."
After a long time, when the two of them finally stopped laughing, Liu Deng put down the memorial in his hand.
