"Boy, I'm just trying to eat you as a black dog. How can you be so embarrassed? People who don't know think you're dead, daddy?"
Seeing the frown on Liu Deng's face, the old man said angrily.
Liu Deng rolled his eyes at him, not bothering to talk to him.
"My old man never takes other people's things for free. Don't worry. As long as you are willing to listen to me, I will ensure that your trip to Chang'an will go smoothly and you will return to Dai Country in full!"
The old man poured wine into his jade gourd and talked casually.
"I can handle this matter myself, so why do you need to take action? How about I find some beautiful girls to accompany you?"
Liu Deng suddenly became energetic, blinked and said.
"I'm pretty, but you're dead! I'm already over a hundred years old, can I still harm other girls? I'm not Liu Bang's shameless old man!"
Seeing him calling Liu Bang by his first name, the corners of Liu Deng's mouth twitched. He was so talented.
If you have the ability, you can run to the Xuanshi Hall and shout...
"My old man doesn't dare to go to the Xuanshi Palace, but there's no problem in shouting in your carriage!"
The old man seemed to hear Liu Deng's inner voice and spoke again.
"You, you can read minds?"
Liu Deng looked like he had seen a ghost. This was impossible. How could there really be someone in this world who could understand what others were thinking?
"This is my old man's ability. Otherwise, how about you kneel down, kowtow three times, and accept me as your teacher, and I will teach you this skill?"
Zhang Shisan looked at Liu Deng with a seductive look.
"Have you finished your studies? Will I join you in performing arts?"
Liu Deng couldn't help but curled his lips, what are you kidding?
A good king does not deserve it, and goes out to perform in the arena. To put it nicely, it is called eating the wind and drinking dew, and to put it badly, it is called sleeping on the street.
Is this brain sick?
When Liu Deng said this, the old man was stunned. He suddenly realized that the ability he was proud of had turned into something despised by this boy.
"shut up!"
Zhang Shisan had a dark face, pointed at Liu Deng and cursed angrily.
"Senior, we are about to enter Chang'an City. If you follow me, you will attract attention soon. Otherwise, you can avoid suspicion?"
Liu Deng blinked and looked at the old man with a hopeful look on his face.
"Stop talking nonsense, so what if they recognize me? I'm not Liu Hou? Who dares to chirp with me, aren't they afraid that I will pick the seeds off his head in the middle of the night?"
The old guy was talking and drinking. After he finished speaking, he boldly grabbed a dog leg and started biting it.
The evil deeds looked like he hadn't eaten for more than ten days. Just looking at the food made Liu Deng drool...
However, just when Liu Dengbei reached out to grab a piece of meat, only half of the bone was left in the old man's hand, and he hit Liu Dengbei on the back of his hand.
"This is not something that princes and kings should eat!"
The old man rolled his eyes and said.
Liu Deng is really itching with hatred. Tnd, if you eat what I have and drink what I have, you have no objection to me eating a piece of meat myself.
Is there anyone more unreasonable than this in the world?
"Senior is right, this is indeed not something that princes and kings should use! Come here, give me a deer leg, stew it and serve it carefully!"
Liu Deng took a deep breath and then ordered outside.
"That's right! The king should eat what the king should eat. Such a small dog is not enough for my old man to eat!"
The old man was eating meat and drinking wine, and he still had time to mumble.
"Senior is right. In this day and age, the common people themselves still don't have enough to eat. Who knows if wild dogs like this in the countryside grew up eating shit!"
Liu Deng suddenly said seriously.
"puff--"
The sip of old wine Zhang Shisan had just taken into his mouth spurted out. If Liu Deng hadn't acted quickly, he would have sprayed him all over his face.
"You fucking did it on purpose!"
Zhang Shisan had a depressed look on his face. This kid definitely did it on purpose. Looking at the mountain-like bones on the table, how could he eat the dog meat in his hand?
And not only was he unable to eat, there was even a faint churn in his chest and abdomen, and he almost vomited...
"Senior, please forgive me, but this one belongs to the boy. Maybe the one you ate didn't grow up eating shit?"
Liu Deng said while showing his big white teeth.
That bright smile made the old man have the urge to slap him to death.
Liu Deng felt proud for a while, and asked you not to give me food. If I can't eat it, you won't be able to eat it either. Let's just break up!
Zhang Shisan finally understood that this brat was deliberately looking for trouble.
But at this time, he really has nothing to do with Liu Deng. After all, this kid is his long-term meal ticket. If you slap him to death, who will you eat in the future?
So the old man could only stare at Liu Deng fiercely, with that fierce look in his eyes that made Liu Deng's heart tremble.
When the accompanying cook brought the thinly stewed venison, the old man put it in front of him naturally.
Fortunately, this time the old man did not eat alone. Liu Deng, a fool, climbed up the pole, took out a pair of chopsticks, and naturally joined the team of destroying the food.
However, eating meat is eating meat, and Liu Deng had no interest in the jar of wine on the table.
This thing is basically pure alcohol, just use a fire stick to drink it. I really don’t know how these drunkards got this thing into their stomachs.
Especially this old man, this damn wine is 70% alcohol. In just a short period of time, the old man has drank almost two kilograms. Liu Deng is even looking forward to what this old man will do after he drinks too much. look.
"Don't worry, kid, I'm by your side to help you solve your problems. You won't lose on this deal!"
Zhang Shisan was already a bit tongue-tied when he spoke.
"My biggest problem now is how to pass His Majesty's test. Can you, old man, do it?"
Seeing his drunken appearance, Liu Deng rolled his eyes.
Although he was a little curious about the old man's martial arts, he was really lazy.
When I think of those peerless martial arts, which can easily take a hundred or more years, I might as well forget it and just be a vassal king. Isn't it nice for him?
