"Stop talking nonsense, you are the only person in the world who dares to deceive my old man. If you don't hand over the old man's wine to me today!"
"What about you?"
Liu Deng rolled his eyes nonchalantly.
"I am dependent on you. I will eat your food and drink your food, and I will make you poor!"
The old man said fiercely.
"Young man, I have always been stingy. I have always been the only one to eat from others, and no one else has been to eat from me. I think it's better than this. Don't you know everything? If you can guess how many coins I have in my sleeves, I will Not only will I give you a jar of the strongest wine, but I’ll also cover your wine for the rest of your life, how about that?”
"Is this true?"
The old man also suddenly became interested.
"Of course I take it seriously. Who in the world doesn't know this? I keep my word!"
Liu Deng winked at the old man and waved his sleeves playfully.
"You only have three copper coins in your sleeves!"
The old man pretended to be twirling his fingers in place, mumbling words for a while. After calculating for a long time, he suddenly raised his head and looked at Liu Deng seriously and said.
"Hahahaha, I said it's an old gentleman. I can't blame you for that. The robe I'm wearing was newly made yesterday. How could there be any copper coins?"
Liu Deng laughed loudly. It seemed that the old man was going to make a fool of himself this time!
"Whether it's there or not, can't you tell by just touching it? Huh, my old man's iron mouth is straight, so there's absolutely nothing wrong with it!"
Seeing Liu Deng's triumphant look, the old man said disdainfully.
"Okay, then let's just stare at each other!"
As Liu Deng spoke, he stretched out his right hand and touched the sleeve pocket of his left sleeve.
However, Liu Deng's expression became strange when he was touched...
"How's it going, brat!"
The old man's face was full of sarcastic smile.
"interesting!"
Liu Deng looked at the old man in disbelief. Is there really such a strange person in this world?
He didn't even know why he had three more copper coins in his sleeves. How did the old man know?
"Boy, there are countless strange people in this world, how many have you seen? I know you are a person without faith, but you have to know that the magic of heaven and earth has certain rules to follow, as long as you can understand them Rules can naturally be used to predict impermanence!"
The old man pretended to be profound, pretending to be an outsider, and started preaching to Liu Deng.
Liu Deng was lost for a moment, but he immediately woke up. This old guy must be deceiving him!
Although I don't know how he put these three copper coins into his pocket, this is definitely not the impermanence that the old boy said.
However, since there is no evidence, Liu Deng can only hold his nose and admit it at this time...
"Boy, I'm willing to admit defeat! Sir, please!"
Liu Deng gritted his teeth and wanted to take advantage of the young master. How could anything be so easy in this world?
"Hahaha, you can teach me! The old man has never been driven by princes and kings in his life! Hahahaha!"
The old man's laughter was full of pride. It could be seen that the old man was not ordinary proud now.
"Boy, what are you doing here?"
Seeing Liu Deng muttering to his guard behind him, the old man frowned and urged Liu Deng loudly.
Liu Deng didn't speak, he just pointed at him with his hand, and the old man suddenly had a bad feeling.
After a while, suddenly, several sturdy guards reached out and grabbed the old man's hands and feet.
"What do you want to do?"
The old man instinctively felt that these people had bad intentions towards him.
"Wow——"
"Liu Deng! Your uncle!"
Several guards couldn't help but pick up buckets of cold well water from the water truck carried by the team, and poured it down in their pockets.
Although it was already mid-May, the old man still let out screams like those of a slaughtered pig after being poured down by buckets of cold water.
"Old man, this carriage of princes and kings cannot be defiled by filth, so we can only wait for you to take a bath first!"
Du Ziteng grinned, showing his big white teeth.
"Your uncle! Have you ever seen anyone bathing on the street?"
No matter how cynical the old man is, he can't stand this...
But how could his little arms and legs be so tough as these big guys...
After a scream like a slaughtering pig, the old man's tattered clothes were suddenly torn into rags.
The old man desperately struggled to free his hands, and managed to cover his vital parts amidst the roar of laughter from everyone.
But the few big men didn't give him a chance to resist. Four of them grabbed his hands, feet, and limbs. The remaining people each took a loofah and started to give the old man a bath...
The old man didn’t know how long it had been since he took a shower, so it would be nice to be treated like this by them...
This rub marks a red mark, and the old man's screams can be heard endlessly. The ups and downs are simply sad for those who hear it, and hilarious for those who see it...
At the very least, the entire team of guards was laughing until their stomachs ached.
Even the business travelers waiting on both sides of the official road were pointing and pointing, and the old man felt like he was just a monkey being watched.
Looking at Liu Deng's proud smiling face, if he hadn't been unable to defeat the guards around him, the old man would have really wanted to push Liu Deng to the ground and beat him.
After finally taking a shower, several guards brought a linen robe and put it on the old man, who finally looked like a human being.
After Liu Den looked up and down, he nodded with satisfaction.
"You brat, let's wait and see!"
Seeing this guy's malicious glances at certain important positions of his, the old man was really ashamed and annoyed.
"We'll see, we'll see. Come here, bring me a jar of good wine for the old man!"
When it came to wine, the old man suddenly began to hesitate, especially after Liu Deng deliberately opened the seal of the wine jar, and the rich aroma of wine immediately spread out.
After distillation, the quality of the wine has been greatly improved. Just smelling the fragrance makes the old man salivate.
Well, for the sake of the wine, let’s spare this kid today!
The old man gritted his teeth, and then jumped directly onto Liu Deng's carriage. He twitched his nose and smelled the tempting aroma of wine. He suddenly forgot how Liu Deng had dealt with him just now...
"Say, old man, what should I call you?"
Liu Deng asked with interest.
He looked like a wretched man trying to steal candy from a child.
"The name is just a code name, you can call it whatever you like!"
After suffering such a big loss today, the old man has already made up his mind to leave immediately after drinking this bottle of wine. He really has no face to stay here...
However, after taking the first sip of wine, the old man suddenly changed his mind...
It seems, seems, maybe, if you can drink such fine wine every day, there is nothing wrong with staying here...
